Mike just can't stay away from the white girls.
He just don't understand that it's just a matter of time before he's a wanted man when another white girl goes missin. And why are her shoe straps cuttin off her circulation?? Very unfab.
Speaking of MT...he's puttin himself on blast saying he wants to do a porno film with porn star Jenna Jameson. He says he needs the money. But Jenna is firing back saying she would never do a flick with an African-American male because it'll bring down her quality and popularity. B*tch please! You'd love it.
O.J. Simpson and his new girlfriend at the Vegas premiere of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Apparently, O.J. Simpson might wanna learn the same lesson as MT. Actually...he should have learned it by now.
Anybody been wondering what Dennis Rodman's been up to?
Dennis Rodman at the 2005 Maxim Party
Daaaaamn! Nevermind...go back into hiding. Oooh his momma should be shamed. Let's move on quickly...
Now here's something fab for the eyes. Denzel Washington and wifey were spotted here vacationing in Portofinio, Italy last week. Wait...let's focus on Denzel for a moment:
I swear that man gets sexier year after year. Just fabulous.
Damn. She even looks fab while shopping for a dog. I hate her.
Eva Longoria was shopping out in Bev Hills this weekend..sans Tony!
Isn't she cute just shopping her little fab heart out. I think I hate her too.
Fat Joe went to help the kiddies at the Latin American Montessori Bilingual School renovate their school on Saturday. Wait...so why are 3 out of the 4 kids in the pic black? Interesting...
And why is every pic in the gallery different angles of this? Joe, now fa real...how much did you really help?
Fall shows I'm gettin real excited about:
The Apprentice: Martha Stuart
The Apprentice: Donald Trump
Season 3 of Nip/Tuck
Season 2 of Desperate Housewives
shhh don't tell anyone...Season 2 of Being Bobby Brown(if there is one)...
And are ya'll watching The Law Firm and The Cut? Well...you should be.
Part Deux comin right up...