New Music From Foxy B.+Reader Submitted Foolishness

Oct 23 | by Natasha

Fox Boogie has a new single out. Check out "Lights Go Out": [audio:foxybrown.mp3] She may want to think about kicking it in Rikers for a bit longer for some more publicity...because these new singles aint cuttin' it by themselves. And since I get non-celeb foolywang material way more often than I should...Reader Submitted Foolishness is the newest feature here at The YBF. Loyal YBF reader Angelia sent over this foolishness involving a life sized wedding cake version of a real bride :

My people my people. Just because your wedding cake designer says they graduated top of their class at Jerry Curl Jerome's Cake Design school does NOT mean you should hire them to perform this foolishness. Different does not equal fabulous. Stop it. The Randomness:

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first of let me say how nice

first of let me say how nice it is to see colored folks get married! Congrats! But that cake really scares me, for some reason it was like looking at her in a casket. You know it's suppossed to be her but she looks so fake and waxy. Gives me the creeps! lol@ the purple bars- why put the bar over the human bride and not the cake bride? They got the same face, I'm still gonna recognize her and speak if I see her in the streets

by TampaDiva
6:53 pm - Oct 23, '07

If da cake is ugly then da

If da cake is ugly then da bride must b Ugly also

by Dicole
10:18 pm - Feb 19, '09

U MEAN TO TELL ME SOMEBODY

U MEAN TO TELL ME SOMEBODY TOOK THE TIME OUT TO STACK ALL TAHT ISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GOT TO B KIDDING ME. AND WHAT TEH HELL IS FANTASIA DOINAND WHO SAID SHE WAS SEXY IN THAT SUIT. TO EACH ITS OWN

by pretti nikki
7:10 pm - Oct 23, '07

U MEAN TO TELL ME SOMEBODY

U MEAN TO TELL ME SOMEBODY TOOK THE TIME OUT TO STACK ALL TAHT ISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GOT TO B KIDDING ME. AND WHAT TEH HELL IS FANTASIA DOIN AND WHO SAID SHE WAS SEXY IN THAT SUIT. TO EACH ITS OWN

by pretti nikki
7:10 pm - Oct 23, '07

LOVES the idea of RSF -

LOVES the idea of RSF - Reader Submitted Foolishness. LOL Like my dad says, "My people, my people!" LMBO. HILAR.

by Maria
7:17 pm - Oct 23, '07

Well, um. I have a dad

Well, um. I have a dad (married to my mom for 48 years before he passed), a husband of 8 years and a 3 year old son. And that cake is still crispy as hell. and if my future daughter in law came stepping up thinking she was gon' have some corpse cake like that at my son's wedding, well, there would be PROBLEMS.

by keiranzma
7:18 pm - Oct 23, '07

it's wonderful to see that

it's wonderful to see that black folks are still getting married and having children "after the wedding". I don't like the cake for myself as that is not my style. however, the creator of the cake has real skills and I hope her business will increase . I can assure you that if you folks saw some white person or some black "star" with that cake , y'all would be standing in line to place your orders! :-)

by renee
7:41 pm - Oct 23, '07

not me...dont care what the

not me...dont care what the occasion is, the creator of that cake should rethink the one that looks like the wife or the husband or any of the attendees. roflmbbao why are yall so happy b/c black folks are getting married? This is new? yall r funny today. whew...let me get up off da floor

by ohnoudient
7:53 pm - Oct 23, '07

Making me wonder where yall

Making me wonder where yall been hanging. Contrary to what you believe, massa been allowin us to get married for a while now....lol

by ohnoudient
7:55 pm - Oct 23, '07

My people can we learn to

My people can we learn to acknowledge something different and not tear down our own. While this may not be your idea of an ideal wedding cake, you do realize it's not your wedding and you didn't pay the bill. Because you are unable to grasp things outside of your small mind does not make it wrong. You should be focusing on the skills that was necessary to create a lifesize cake. How many of you can make a cake outside of that box you buy at the grocery store? This is a black entrepreneur that is working with the skills God has blessed her with. She is showing our youth that if you put your mind into something you can do it. Other than teaching our youth how to hate on our own race......What are you doing??? How many people sit and read your comments and want to have a small mind like you...hopefully not many!

by Another Level
4:17 am - Oct 27, '07

@ keiranzma "..that cake is

@ keiranzma "..that cake is still crispy as hell." Girl, you had me in tears

by ohnoudient
7:57 pm - Oct 23, '07

[quote comment="5475"]Why

[quote comment="5475"]Why didn't she put the purple bar over the cakes eyes?? LOL[/quote] LMAO!

by LeeLee
7:58 pm - Oct 23, '07

I'm laughing so loud imma get

I'm laughing so loud imma get fired any minute now...whoa

by ohnoudient
8:01 pm - Oct 23, '07

at least the husband will be

at least the husband will be the first person to eat her,lol. (im sorry

by nikaboo
4:26 pm - Oct 24, '07

Sory

by Ashlet
8:42 pm - Oct 23, '07

[quote comment="5692"][quote

[quote comment="5692"][quote comment="5475"]Why didn't she put the purple bar over the cakes eyes?? LOL[/quote] LMAO![/quote] LMAOOOO..I thought the same thing..hahaha.. But on another note..She's getting married and definitely blessed!

by Beautiful Blue Eyed Angel
8:52 pm - Oct 23, '07

Why didn't she put the purple

Why didn't she put the purple bar over the cakes eyes?? LOL

by Kat
12:54 am - Oct 23, '07

Inga needs to sit down

Inga needs to sit down somewhere and read a maternity book while attending a few anger management courses. Her time has come and gone. She COULD have been a big star had she established herself in her PRIME. Not now... Oooh.. Angelia, that is indeed some Foolywang material. Did you attend this nuptial ceremony? I love Pharrell but on someone ELSE'S track! We'll see how this one works out for him seeing that his expensive BBC line isn't too hot! Can't wait to see my favorite actress hit the big screen again! :-)

by Elle.MO
12:55 am - Oct 23, '07

the cake...D@MN shame :(

the cake...D@MN shame :( boo

by nicole
12:56 am - Oct 23, '07

That cake is the ugliest

That cake is the ugliest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

by T
12:58 am - Oct 23, '07

FIRST!! That cake is

FIRST!! That cake is horrendous!

by Tonya Renee
12:59 am - Oct 23, '07

Oh my...

by Shawty
12:59 am - Oct 23, '07

~~I had that same

~~I had that same question...why are there two people in wedding dresses? Also, I wonder what the cake tastes like. It looks like it wouldnt be that good because of all that colorful frosting. You know the frosting has weird tastes at times. ~~LOL @ Nathasha--"Just because your wedding cake designer says they graduated top of their class at Jerry Curl Jerome’s Cake Design school does NOT mean you should hire them to perform this foolishness. Different does not equal fabulous." The cake is very different though...very unique. LOL!

by StarBaby
1:25 am - Oct 23, '07

That cake is the funniest,

That cake is the funniest, tackiest thing I've ever seen... I wonder what the groom's cake looked like...

by Jai
1:25 am - Oct 23, '07

That cake is seriously the

That cake is seriously the stupidist and ugliest thing I've ever seen. I hope her husband knows what he's getting into.

by jam
1:27 am - Oct 23, '07

I NEVER SAW A CAKE LIKE THAT

I NEVER SAW A CAKE LIKE THAT BEFORE. COME ON, ARE THEY SERIOUS. THE BRIDE LOVES HERSELF THAT MUCH, TO HAVE SOMEONE MAKE A DAMN CAKE LOOKING LIKE HER. IT'S DIFFERENT BUT I WILL NOT HAVE THAT AT MY WEDDING.

by TYRA
1:04 am - Oct 23, '07

the cake... IT SCARES ME.

by franso
1:08 am - Oct 23, '07

The purple bar is over the

The purple bar is over the "actual" bride right .... but why are there TWO people in wedding dresses. Hmmm, I cannot believe I am even asking these questions ..

by K-
1:18 am - Oct 23, '07

garbage.

by MISCHA
1:19 am - Oct 23, '07

haha the cake is hilariious!

haha the cake is hilariious! foxy brown looks fab in the pic!

by solane
1:20 am - Oct 23, '07

LOL LOL LOL...I love the fact

LOL LOL LOL...I love the fact the cakes lips has on "Cherries Jubilee" lipstick. I bet they thought they made it rain up in that piece!

by J's Lady
1:39 am - Oct 23, '07

Maybe that other person is a

Maybe that other person is a junior bride, or whatever they call that excuse to dress a little girl up at someone else's wedding. Why can't flower girls and ring bearers be enough?

by Akimbo
1:41 am - Oct 23, '07

[quote comment="5497"]But

[quote comment="5497"]But wait ...at some point wouldn't you have to "cut off the head " of the bride ...on the cake? That would creep me out! Can you imagine if you got a piece with an Eyeball[/quote] LMAO!!!! LOL!!! LMFAO!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the funniest sh-- I have ever heard!!! LOL!!!

by StarBaby
1:43 am - Oct 23, '07

ewwww... i definately wouln't

ewwww... i definately wouln't want a piece of that cake!!!! yuk!

by KARMA
1:44 am - Oct 23, '07

I actually like the foxy

I actually like the foxy brown song. Who is the woman singing? The beat reminds me of prince but it's cool. The cake well I was taught if I aint got nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all I second ya'll cake comments how's that big momma i didn't say anything.

by kayfromla
1:50 am - Oct 23, '07

JUST BE HAPPY A BLACK COUPLE

JUST BE HAPPY A BLACK COUPLE IS GETTING MARRIED! DAMN.... HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE FATHERS??? HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE BABY DADDIES, INSTEAD OF A HUSBAND?? DON'T TALK SHIT! WHY DO WE BRING EACH OTHER DOWN??? YEAH ITS TACKY BUT WHY DWELL ON THAT RATHER THAN A FACT THAT A BLACK COUPLE IS GETTING MARRIED. UNTIL YOU START GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING KIDS IN WEDLOCK, MAYBE THAN YOU CAN TALK SHIT.

by lauren
1:58 am - Oct 23, '07

Ok folks....the wedding was

Ok folks....the wedding was in Texas...and U know we do everything big in Texas...if that's what she wanted for her wedding so be it! Why so harsh? Be nice. I've been married 10yrs..and no my cake didn't look like that..but to each it's own. We are all different in many ways...that's what makes us all special. God Bless. Peace and Love.....all the way from Dallas Texas

by chel
10:30 pm - Oct 23, '07

Team Melanie!! Can't

Team Melanie!! Can't wait...got my ice-cream ready.

by $imly Fab
2:00 am - Oct 23, '07

~~That Foxy song is kinda

~~That Foxy song is kinda good. I just dont like how the person sings the chorus. I cant sing so I couldn't do any better but I think I would actually jam to that song.

by StarBaby
2:02 am - Oct 23, '07

DUH!!! That's the cake!!!

DUH!!! That's the cake!!! Lawd! I thought that was the bride standing on a pedestal and posing for pictures.

by MickMick
2:03 am - Oct 23, '07

CAN ANYONE GIVR ME MORE

CAN ANYONE GIVR ME MORE INFORMATION ON THE LALA BROWN STORY

by LOU
2:03 am - Oct 23, '07

what the hell????????

by sasha
2:04 am - Oct 23, '07

[quote comment="5493"]Can

[quote comment="5493"]Can Foxy open her mouth any wider?! If I were a dude, I'd be really impressed.[/quote] I'm a dude. and yes, I am really impressed. ;)

by zillz
2:08 am - Oct 23, '07

Being honest, that took some

Being honest, that took some work and and steady hands. Give the person credit it take a lot of pain and stress to put together a regular wedding cake and make it look attracted. I think the person done a great job. Hey, at lease you could give her credit for trying instead of down rating her efforts. visit www.watkinsonline.co ID# 361252 Making cakes like that you will need to take the tour for ingredients - and savings

by jblack
2:08 am - Oct 23, '07

Yeah, I was about to say.

Yeah, I was about to say. Ya'll didn't notice that that was the cake and not another person in that one picture? Hey, it's ghetto but it's creative as hell and I know I've never seen anything like that, EVER!!!

by Chantay
2:14 am - Oct 23, '07

LOL

by Stacy
2:28 am - Oct 23, '07

[quote comment="5510"]CAN

[quote comment="5510"]CAN ANYONE GIVR ME MORE INFORMATION ON THE LALA BROWN STORY[/quote] Tasha posted some info on a blog down below. It has a link to the city's news site.

by Elle.MO
2:31 am - Oct 23, '07

I agree. I don't like the

I agree. I don't like the cake, however at least a black man thought enough of her to marry her! how many of u women responding are not married and wished u were?

by renee
2:50 am - Oct 23, '07

*N.E.R.D. coming with another

*N.E.R.D. coming with another album- YES! YES! YES! Some of the best news I've heard in while. I really hope this one is just as great (if not better) than the first!! *That Foxxy song would be cool if she wasn't rapping (then it wouldn't be hers, huh?). It just seems like her rapping skills have falling off. Nothing new about it, rather boring, Fox!! Other than that, I could like the song. *THE CAKE- [quote comment="5497"]But wait ...at some point wouldn't you have to "cut off the head " of the bride ...on the cake? That would creep me out! Can you imagine if you got a piece with an Eyeball[/quote] You got me laughing so hard over here! Yes, I'd be creeped out if I got a peice with an eye but I think any part of that cake would simply disgust me. Anywho, good luck to that couple and I hope the marriage doesn't turn out as tacky as the cake.

by femme
3:40 am - Oct 23, '07

While this may or may not be

While this may or may not be a cake any of us would want, you cannot take away from the fact that the woman who made this cake is truly an artist!! If she was able to make this cake, she could make any kind of cake one could imagine. For sure, this is not my personal taste, but I am fascinated by her skill level and I think that at a minimum, we should acknowledge that.