First!!! Oh my damn goodness!

Well if that dont float your boat. I agree, I thought she was going to be the exact opposite of her sister. A couple of fertile Turtles..WOW

Wow!! They GOoo!!

Wow. Thos crazy Spears…. (& 1st?)

damnn thts crazy…but it runs in the familyy soo u cant be tht suprised. everyone was soo busy worrying about Britney, she probably did tht ish on purpose. smh

This was being whispered a few weeks ago and I thought it was just a rumor. It just sounds too ridiculous to be true. WOW!

wtf is goin on in this world?! birth control aint that expensive

This was being whispered a few weeks ago and I thought it was just a rumor. It just sounds too ridiculous to be true. WOW! Did no one sit this girl down to tell her to learn from her sisters mistakes???

OMGGGGGGGGGG0SH!! SHE’S A CHILD HERSELF. WTF?!!!!

I just saw this. Damn its made funny and sad at the same time. Is it bad of me to be grateful it’s not a young black celeb in this hot ass mess? I mean really Jaime Lynn, you get go to some doctor and get the BC shot all sexually active teensager get for free behind their parents back. I worked in the free legal services and its is availabe to anyone women under 18 regardless of income to go get the shot at a plannedparenthood. I am a christin so I am glad there will be no abortion. Others will think differently. But good luck to her. I hope she is a better mama than her coked out sister.

opps sorry for the typos. I just didn’t reread before posting.

SMDH! But hey…the sad thing is a pregnant teenager isn’t news these days. Kids grow up too damn fast!! They will learn…one day.

KISS MI RASSSCLAATT, MI COUNDT BELIEVE WHEN MI READ DIS TO SHIT……, DI MODDA NUH HAVE NUH CONTROL OVA HAR PICKNEY DEM. DISS IS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN U PUT MINEY BEFORE U PICKNEY DEM… LORD HELP DEM…

I bet Solange is feeling a looot better about herself right about now…

In your face White America!! Out of wedlock births –not just a black thang, but for damn sure, an Americanized thang. (I should have said thing, uh). Excuse my dialect.

SMFH!!! She’s only 16! Shame…

OMG!!! I always thought she was the cute little Nickelodeon girl…guess not.

The availability of birth control is NOT the issue. The issue is why should a 16 year old be having sex in the first place. Waayyy too young. Finish high school, damn.

The Spears White Trashiness is comin’ out FULL FORCE, now no? Must be something in that KENTWOOD WATER for real! (For those not familiar, there’s a brand of water in Louisiana called KENTWOOD- and that’s where these Spears are from).

Anyway- that’s indeed a shocker and she can sho’ nuff kiss those sweet endorsement deals and TV shows goodbye.

you are right. At least the Knowles klan put up a 2 year front, covering up the pregnancy and making Daniel legitimate. This baby will be a bastard unless they have a quickie marriage vis a vie Solange. But the main question is why is she pregnant in the first place? She is rich, condoms are cheap, and teenage birth control is FREE.

The Spears family needs some serious deliverance. God help them.

Oh it gets worse. The 19 year old boyfriend was living with this 16 year old girl! Maybe they can give Keke Palmer her spot. You see Disney didn’t have this trouble with Raven. Yeah she wanted to outdo Big Sis. Are there any more Spears kids to screw up?

Well, her sister wasn’t 16 and pregnant, so, not exactly the same situation…and she was married…whether she was with someone who was “in a relationship” or whatever…up for debate.

Her mom should not be writing a parenting book, her ass needs to be reading one.

Her child may be one out of wedlock but so are a lot of peoples…who gives a shyt about the Knowles havin Solange do a shot gun marriage…did nothing for her image as they probably hoped.

Oh, DUH she’s keeping it…why the hell would she go public if she wasn’t?

HOT ASS MESS INDEED!!

Sharmika wrote:

OMGGGGGGGGGG0SH!! SHE’S A CHILD HERSELF. WTF?!!!!

Lol at them meeting at church!! I mean wtf? Oh and “live in boyfriend”?!! What 16 year old has a live in boyfriend?? Where the eff are her parents!! I feel no pity for her she shoulda known better, it’s the ones that pretend to be all perfect that always be doing the freakiest ish, I mean if I was Britney Spears’ sis I would look at her as a model of what NOT to do…Which only means that craziness/slutiness(is that a word lol) runs in the family. God speed Jamie Lynn you gonna need it cause raising a child @ 16 is a tall order.

OMG!!!! this is not that shocking, the rumors have definitely been circulating for a while now and its finally confirmed. It’s just making us Louisiana people look bad…UGH!!!!

LMAO

jasmine wrote:

damnn thts crazy…but it runs in the familyy soo u cant be tht suprised. everyone was soo busy worrying about Britney, she probably did tht ish on purpose. smh

exactly…

I think she would have been morally wrong for getting an abortion (Cause she’s got doe) but on the other hand it may have been smart from a business aspect (because her TV show and cute-little-girl career is curtains)

I would like to say that this is what happens when parents don’t spank their children. They should have been getting the brakes beat off both of their asses from Jump Street. They both need to spend a week with Mama Tina. She have gotten this bs RIGHT together. I bet after that, Britney may even have a chance at saving her career.

*Let me clarify… not having doe is not a valid reason for having an abortion. However it is the reason why most women decide to get one.

We all knew the Spears Family was “Rich Trailer Park Trash” but to subject more innocent child to the media hungry family is just plain wrong.

I hope someone take Britney’s kids and Jamie Lynn’s child from them so the
children can have a normal life.

I just read the article….HILARIOUS. Not the situation but some of the responses from her mom.

1st statement: Her mom said that it was a shock.
Point 1: There is only one way to get pregnant right? LMAO

2nd Statement: She said she couldn’t believe it, because Jamie Lynn comes home before curfew and everything….
Point 2: It is possible to get pregnant BEFORE and AFTER 11pm.

Dumbass…no wonder her and her sister are off the chain…

Where the hell is their father and brother?

kids are just on some other ish these days. i saw a few minutes of her show on nickelodeon and if that wasn’t some ol’ mannish, fast-tail subject matter (not in general, but for the , then i don’t know what is…

i can’t believe this..it’s funny to me..i always give my mom heat for paying more attention to my sister then me(i have second-child syndrome), but i would never get pregnant for the attention, heck i wasnt even having sex at 16, let alone LIVING with my boyfriend!..they sure do know how to squash those trailer park trash rumors..i hope jamie lynn is a better mom to her kids then britney..smh at this foolery!

sorry! i posted that w/o rereading it to make sure I made sense…I meant to say: the subject matter of jamie lynn’s nickelodeon show wasn’t racy in general, but too mature for the age group of its viewers. all the makeup, and fast ass clothing, and boy-girl relationships…i don’t mean to sound old fashioned but damn!

Opps the Spears’ did it again, and again, and again. Somethin’ in the water, whateva, there’s somethin’ in the Patron I hate laugh, this is hilarious!

well people make mistakes.
so many sixteen year olds are pregnant rite now
but atleast she ownin up 2 her mistakes unlike others who jus abort it.
i wish her luck

I blame Britney…with all her bad influences! Mama Spears should have had her little ass under a microscope just because (of how Brit turned out)!

Damn shame. But WOW - we’re still calling illegitimate children “bastards” these days??? That child has done nothing wrong. The bastards are its two parents. Talk about a poor example for America’s youth, on Disney and all, sheesh…As for the Foolywag of the Week - ROFL!!! Michael knows he’s wrong for that mess

My lil sister told me about this a few months ago and I thought she didn’t know what she was talking about or either it was just a rumor. She said she saw it in another magazine… wow… so she should be more than 12 weeks now.

Why is this on YBF? So we can see that “white people have out-of-wedlock babies too?” And why is this considered funny? Another child coming into the world with children as parents. Some of you should really be ashamed of yourselves.

And this STILL doesn’t erase the high rate of out-of-wedlock pregnancies among black folks. At least Jamie Lyn Spears has money/ access to money. How many of your (and my) black friends and relatives are thoughtlessly procreating in poverty?

Follow the bouncing ball.

Why would a parent allow their 16 year old to live with her boyfriend? I just hope other girls don’t think this out -of-wedlock mess is acceptable. I don’t care if Haley, Angelina, and all the other celebs are doing it, the destruction of a people begins with destroying the family (see how the slave masters separated the mother from the father and prevented marriage between slaves). They knew how to weaken a people. Now we just buy into it and weaken ourselves.

when i heard the teaser on the news tonight i instantly thought…oooh britney’s mom is adopting. not this ish! i feel for lynne’s spears, ’cause if her parenting skills don’t come into question now, i don’t know what it’ll take. i am totally shocked, my kids and i were just watching that show on tv this evening. i’m going to have to figure out a way to explain to my 6 year old that “zoey” is pregnant. deep ish! deep!

OMG I cant believe she didnt prevent this pregnancy. Im pretty sure her mom knew they were having sex being they lived together. There is just to much B.C. out there to prevent mishaps. I hope she saved her money b/c its a wrap for her at Nick.

Gossipers know what they say!! Some sites were speculating this about 1-2 months ago. They are always right on the nose…. To think their mom was releasing a book about raising children in the industry but now it has been put on hold by the publishers.

I think she is right to raise her child out of the limelight. She made a mistake and at least she is taking responsibly. Lets stop others from raising and being role models for our children and let them look to us.

wow is all i can say but then again im not really shocked lol

I heard she was preggers a few months ago, too…I think it was on Deco Drive in South Florida…I googled it and didn’t return much…I guess what you do in the dark eventually comes to light…

She is still a hot lady i think. Recently, she was said to join in a millionaire dating site. I guess it may be
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Not surprised! When will these little fast tail girls learn, seriously? If my grown behind can take proper precautions, in these days and times they little butts can too. People need to start back parenting and whipping! Stop trying to be friends and STOP being about money. Pimpin your kids and not showing them real love- it’s not what’s up!! Most of all, people need to get back into church. Get to know Christ!!!! Pregnant at 16 yrs old makes NO SENSE, especially after seeing your sister become a train wreck, was she like, hiding under a rock at Nickolodeon? More like under her new baby’s daddy?!
Daggone shame!

the boy is 19…he should be in trouble and so should her parents for letting them live together.

last i checked, that’s called statutory rape and is ILLEGAL.

The people in this forum calling this child that isn’t even born a “bastard” are ignorant. And YBF when was having children at the age of 23 considered horrible? That’s when Britney started, and no, that is not too early or too late. Jamie Lynn is accepting the repercusions of her actions, that’s all. Yes, she is young to have a kid, but you can’t be calling the kettle black when everyone in this forum knows that Jamie Lynn isn’t the only 16 year old getting pregnant. And I’m sure everyone in this forum knows what I mean! In the least she is a smart, educated girl who has had experiences to last her a lifetime.

As evident in the Spears sisters, you can take the bytchez out the TRAILER PARK, but you CAN’T take the trailer park out the bytchez!!

MANY BLESSINGS TO JAIME LYNN……HAVIN A KID @ A YOUNG AGE DOES NOT MAKE HER “TRASH” OR “WHITE TRASH” FOR THAT MATTER!!! MANY A TEEN GIRL HAS MADE THE MISTAKE OF NOT USING PROTECTION SO LETS NOT ACT LIKE THIS IS SOMETHIN NEW! YES SHE’S WAY TO YOUNG FOR THIS BUT ITS HER LIFE AND ITS HER LIFE LESSON…WHY SIT HERE AND THROW STONES AND JUDGE THIS GIRL?? TEEN GIRLS ARE GETTING PREGNANT DAILY IT HAPPENS!! GET OVER IT!! THE IRONIC THING ABOUT THIS IS JAIME LYYN MAY END UP BEING A BETTER MOM TO HER CHILD THAN BRITNEY….SO MAYBE THIS WAS THE DEVINE PLAN….WHO KNOWS!! WHO CARES!! ITS HER LIFE AND HER BABY…MAY GOD BE WITH HER AND HER CHILD…..LET THIS BE A LESSON TO THE TEEN GIRLS AS WELL…..PROTECT YOURSELF!!

Everyone’s all aghast because it’s some white gurl that gone and got knocked up. Big Deal?! Now if she were dead broke this would’nt be news. At least she’s in a position where she has her family and the ends to support a new baby. She blessed because many women don’t have it like that.

Hey can u blame her ….her whole is mess…..Merry Christmas to eibuddy, its summer in South Africa…sooo yaaah its going down yall…play it safe..catch yall next yr….YBF rocks!!!

whoa! didn’t see that one coming. 16-years-old? They met at “church”? Man..I was rooting for her, kinda hoping that she would not go down the same path as her sister. Guess not.

I feel bad for her. Yes, she made a mistake.
But her child and her family should not be condemned for it. Who are we to judge them????

Look at your own families :: now imagine ALL your dirt thrust into the limelight for other people to pick apart and ridicule.

Pray for them.

Britney had her babies after the age of 21 which is the legal age to do everything. And she was married so there is no comparison. Also i just watched an episode of Zoey 101 this weekend (don’t ask me why) and I was thinking well she is doing better than her sister then this!! Wow I wish her the best because motherhood is something serious but it helps you grow up ( in most cases) so maybe this will calm her down. This will only boost her “career” Hollywood loves Fucked up situations like this…and she’s white LOL Britney probably was like “sis just get knocked up by anyone and watch how much attention you can get” Sad but it happens

I tell anyone who is sexually active…pregnant is the best thing you can be. If you are pregnant that means you weren’t using protection which means you have exposed yourself to a million STD’s some which you can’t give back like AIDS and Herpes.

I wish her the best but a 16 year old mother, even one with unlimited funds does sound like the makings of a “normal life” for that child…although it has been done and done well by many. Best of luck to her.

It´s a damm shame when situations like that: children having other children. I feel bad for her mother really, because when it comes to ish like that, people always blame the parents. C´mon they can´t be 24/24 with their kids, but on the other hand Mr. and Mrs. Spears what were they expecting if she was already living with her MAN yes I must say her MAN since she is a woman already!
Dammm Shame. Kids nowadays need to get conscious about sex and the consequences of their acts ASAP!

. They both need to spend a week with Mama Tina. She have gotten this bs RIGHT together. I bet after that, Britney may even have a chance at saving her career.

MOMMA TINA COULDN’T CONTROL HER OWN DAMN DAUGHTER SO WHAT IS SHE GONE DO??? AND I KNOW YALL REMEMBER ALL THOSE ABORTION RUMORS ABOUT BEY BACK IN THE DAY…HELL THEY AIN’T PERFECT THEY JUST LOW KEY WITH THEY STUFF THAT’S ALL SOLANGE AIN’T EVEN MARRIED NO MORE YALL NOTICE SHE DROPPED THE SMITH FROM HER NAME…HELL WHO’S TO SAY SHE DIDN’T PULL A BRANDY?? I BELIEVE THIS IS HER ACTING OUT AND NEEDING ATTENTION THAT’S ALL

bastard is in the bible not the modern sense of the word. If a child is not born into wedlock it is in the eyes of the church a bastard or more socially acceptable illegitimate. Courts in all fifty states still draw a line between children born into wedlock and those born out of it. I was not making fun of the child just using bibical terms which should apply since the Spears family appear to be Christian. People should not be offended of the word, but the overall teenage pregnancy problem in America. When people are hung up on CORRECT facts/terminology people lose the plot. Why is this baby having a baby? That is the question. The child is being born to a mother and family that is a DOCUMENTED HAM!!!! Prayer is needed.

Damn… and here I was thinking that Jamie Lynn was the normal one… the good one.

This says a lot about Lynn Spears as a parent. They shouldn’t postpone her parenting book. They should cancel it. Indefinitely. This woman obviously doesn’t know jack shit about being a parent, or else her daughters wouldn’t be such eff-ups.

This is such a damned shame.

Maybe it’s me and I would never advocate 16 year olds go around and get pregnant, I don’t think this is a bad thing. Sometimes a child is just what’s needed for someone to get there sh.t together or prevent them from throwing away their lives.

With all the negative the girl’s sister and family have received this past year, she could have gone off and had an abortion or went into seclusion and let some relative raise the baby. She didn’t do that. I think it says a lot about her maturity level. By deciding to have this baby and not living the lie her sister did, she is choosing another path.

Finally, I lot of people are emancipated from their parents before they turn 18, so it’s no surprise that she is living with her boyfriend.

People have to rememember that they are country girls and that is the type of mess they do down here. They date young, marry young, have kids youung and it is ok. Look where they from, it is done there all the time, the only thing is they have money & no one to say no. I pray she can now handle this situation.

OK SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT…U WERE PG FOR A WHOLE 12 WEEKS AND HAD NO IDEA? SHE’S 16YRS OLD WHICH MEANS SHE KNOWS HOW 2 KEEP TRACK OF HER PERIODS SO ITS A BUNCH OF BULL. I DON’T KNOW WHAT HOLLYWEIRD OR LYNNE IS DOING, THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL, I DON’T CARE IF MY CHILD HAS A GOOD ASS JOB OR TV SHOW, THAT I WOULD LET MY 16YR OLD DAUGHTER LIVE WITH ANY BOY OR MAN LET ALONE 19. YOU ALL KNOW THEY PROBABLY WAS GETTING DOWN EVERYDAY WHILE MOMMY WAS AWAY.AND FOR THE OLD POST ABOUT STATUTORY RAPE, HE’S 19, NOT 21 SO ALL THAT IS KIDS GETTING ON AT HOME. THERE IS SO MUCH TEEN PREGNANCY AROUND US, WE SEE IT ALL THE TIME IN OUR NEIGHBORHOODS SO ITS NOTHING NEW BUT FOR A CHICK WHO IS IN THE TEEN LIME LIGHT(HELL SHE’S ABOUT 3RD OR 4TH FROM HANNAH MONTANA) THE STAR OF HER OWN SHOW ABOUT YOUNG KIDS, WHO GOES TO SCHOOL AND DOING FUN THINGS AS KIDS DO, TO GET PG, IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR YOUNG GIRLS WHO WATCH THE SHOW. I KNOW THERE PROBABLY WAS AN EPISODE WHERE SHE PROBABLY HAD TO MAKE A CHOICE 2 GO “ALL THE WAY” AND SHE SAID NO, NOW LOOK, SHE OBVIOUSLY SAID YES, MANY TIMES. I DON’T CARE WHAT NOBODY SAY, THAT WAS PLANNED. I THINK SHE WANTED A BABY, LIKE SO MANY YOUNG GIRLS OUT THERE NOW WHO ARE CLUELESS TO WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES, LOOKING AT HER SIS U THINK SHE WAS SMART TO USE BIRTH CONTROL. SORRY SO LONG.

HER MOTHER TAUGHT HER SOMETHING BECAUSE SHE IS TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER ACTIONS AND SHE’S NOT AFRAID OF PPL’S OPINION…SHE COULD HAVE GOTTEN AN ABORTION AND SAID NOTHING. IMAGINE HER LOSING HER JOB AT NICKELODEON BECAUSE OF THIS OR HER CHILD FANS AND THE IGNORANT THINGS PPL WILL SAY, SHE IS BRAVE TO UNDERGO THIS PRESSURE. SHE WILL FACE A GREAT AMOUNT OF DISRESECT FOR THIS BUT SHE HAS NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT HER VALUES AND RESPONSIBILITY BY DOING ADULT THINGS AND HAVING TO FACE WITH ADULT CONSEQUENCES(BABY).SHE IS KEEPING IT REAL WITH HERSELF ALOT OF THESE TEEN STARS HAVE DIRTY SECRETS AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THERE REAL PERSONA.I TAKE THIS SITUATION AS A POSITIVE BECUASE SHE WAS VERY BRAVE ABOUT SPILLING HER PERSONAL LIFE.
SO LET’S NOT LOOK DOWN AT ANYONE UNTIL YOU CAN SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTION.

JUST BECUASE A CHILD MAKES THERE OWN DECISIONS DOESN’T MEAN THERE PARENT HAVEN’T RAISED THEM THE BEST WAY THEY COULD..JAIMEE LYNN HAS MIND OF HER OWN AND I AM SURE SHE USES WHAT HER MOM TELLS HER SOMETIMES BUT SHE IS STILL A 16 YR OLD AND WE ALL KNOW TEENS ARE REBELOUS SO PARENTS ARE NOT ALWAYS THE BLAME..SOMETIMES WE AS PPL NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILTY TOO SHE IS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG…I HAVE FRIENDS WHO MOMS USE TO CURSE THEM OUT AS CHILDREN AND THEY GREW UP TO BE PREACHERS AND CEOS..SO DON’T LOOK DOWN ON HER MOTHER JAMIEE IS OLD ENOUGH TO TAKE HER OWN RESPONSIBILTY

Genorlow Wilson went to jail at 17 for getting head from a 15 yr old girl. Why is the father not being prosecuted?

i see being a fast ass little whore runs in the family.. first her whore ass sister britney sleeps with and steals someone else’s man (kevin from shar when she was 8 months pregnant with there 2nd child and helped break up a family)then she had 2 kids by kevin back to back before her ass even had a chance to heal,then she separated from her husband,then she slept with so many men so lost track of all of them while in rehab and after she left it, now shes a crazy hot steaming ass mess who lost custody of her kids for being trifling and stupid, now her sister is pregnant, just ridiculous, i knew she was a sneaky nasty heffa, she looks old as hell in her face for 16 ,she can pass for 24 or 25 just with the way her face looks, and hes 19 yrs old, if i would’ve even tried to date someone at age 19 more or less live with someone at that age when i was 16 yrs old my father would’ve slapped me into the middle of next week and my mother as well, 16 and pregnant? no way in hell!!!!!!!! my ass would’ve been grass for sure , she now can kiss her show on nik thats for kids goodbye!!!!!!!!!!!! shes no role model for peoples children , and if my memory serves me right isn’t it illegal for a 19 yr old to sleep with an underage girl at 16 and damn sure illegal to get her pregnant isnt it? thats statutory rape.. her mother hasnt done a good job raising these 2 at all they have no morals at all i guess you can lead a horse to water but cant make him drank it . these 2 are the way they are is as the saying goes “the apple does’nt fall far from the tree. there mother has no morals for allowing her 16 yr old daughter to shack up with a 19 yr old in the first place what the hell did she think was going to happen she should’ve seen this coming she kinda helped this to happen… the only sane one seems to be the brother… damn 07 has been a horrible year for the trashy spears family… wow what a way to bring in the new year.. disgusting.. o well i hope keke palmer gets what was meant for jamie-lynn.. go on keke get it girl..

Why is everybody actin so stupid and trippin this hard about the news.First of all it anit like she is the first female in the world to get pregnant at the age of 16,second of all it is 10,11, and 12 year old little girls gettin pregnant,and thrid of all it anit like ya’ll got to take care are help her take care of her baby so leave her the hell alone.Damn

And to Nelly u just need to shut he hell up.Let the girl be.U act like u her momma r the baby daddy and u got to take care of the child.Leave her the Hell alone.Nelly your ass talkin all the shit bout Britney and Jamie Lynn shit your ass probably around doing the same shit not as just worse as Britney so let their family be,and tend to yours.And this is not just for Nelly this is for all the dummy’s who had something stupid or retarded to say about her.LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE.

Isn’t it against the law for a 19 year old to be having sex with a 16 year old? I’m just asking.

it is absolutely against the law for a 19 y/o to sex a 16 y/o , let alone impregnate her..& in California he could face up to a year in county jail & in Louisiana 10 yrs..but since he was boning her Cali, he good

AMEN!!! I agree with you 100%. I am a pharmacist in a low income African American community and I can’t tell you how many young girls I see (< 18 yo) come in flipping through several Medicaid cards to find the one for the child who is sick. Most of these kids do not finish high school or attend college and remain stuck in poverty-stricken hopelessness. This has got to stop!

A sixteen year old girl gets pregnant…WOW!!
Who would’ve thought something like that could happen in America?

Jamie Lynn Spears isn’t a slut. She’s a STUPID slut.

FACT: Any girl who wants can get the pill cheaply and damned near anonymously.

FACT: Anyone — male or female — can walk out of any drugstore in America with a 12-pack box of condoms for practically nothing.

FACT: While it’s statistically possible to get pregnant from one instance of unprotected sex, in the overwhelming majority of cases, it takes repeated attempts. Anybody who’s ever tried to conceive children can tell you that it can actually be real WORK. The fastest way to take the passion out of sex is to actually try to get pregnant.

FACT: An enormous percentage of women repeatedly fail to remember to take their pill or take five seconds to slip a condom on their stud, in spite of these two inventions being the key to the Women’s Rights movement.

CONCLUSION: This Jamie Lynn Spears was repeatedly letting her bf bang her without any kind of contraception.

Where the frak was her mother when she was busy shacking up with some dude who was three years older than her? Didn’t anyone ever explain the concept of “jailbait” to this stud? (And why do hot chicks invariably hook up with guys who look like total dopes, anyway?)

I’ll bet you ten to one that when the stud demands a DNA test, the baby turns out not to be his. After all, she had one pregnancy scare in July already and August pictures show what looks a lot like a Herpes sore on her lower lip.

Jamie Lynn Spears has just become the poster child not only for white trash teen pregnancies but for the concept of curtailing women’s rights and making them property of men again.

Seriously, Lynn Spears is such a skank that she raised a pair of stupid, slutty, skanks — and then she has the nerve to write a book about parenting. What, pray tell, qualifies Lynn Spears to write a book titled anything other than, “How To Frak Up Your Kids In Less Than 20 Years”?

Maybe the Muslims actually have a good idea when they treat women like property. If this represents anything like what chicks consider reasonable when left to their own devices, they shouldn’t be left to their own devices.