Posted on Feb 19, 2008 by Natasha
Kimora’s Got Jokes About Russell’s Girlfriend Porschla+Music Fab
So Kimora’s got jokes:

She was caught on video with Djimon being asked about how she felt about Russell’s girlfriend and she responded with a “Which girlfriend?…I’m nice to all of them.” Funny funny. She says she has no probs with Porschla but she clearly tried to play her ass on the slick. I knew I called her Stankmora for a reason. And I loves it.
And typically I wouldn’t speculate the preggers rumors with no credible source to back it up, but that pic right there is extra reminicent of J.Lo right before she made the official announcement none of us would have guessed on our own. </sarcasm> KiKi is officially on YBF Preggers Watch.

Trey Songz & J. Holiday are going on tour this spring kicking off February 25th in Chicago and ending March 23rd in San Francisco. I posted all the tour dates over at The Forums.
Here’s some new single covers of Janet’s:

“Luv”

“Rock With You”
The Discipline track listing is over at The Forums.
The Randomness:
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81 Comment(s)
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Kimora and Russ seem like the get along with each others mates.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Kimora looks preggers!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
is kimora pregnant
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
1st… Kmora thinks she’s the cat MEOW..i hate her…she think she all dat ! BUT IS SOOO.. NOT!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
prego much huh?
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
BUT SHE IS TALL…LIKE ME..SOOOO…I LUV HER !
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
With a remark like that coming from Kimora, it just shows that she’s not okay with Porschala being in Russell’s life….how immature.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
yes, she does look preggers…
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
KIMORA STOP HATIN, RUSS ISNT HATIN ON U AND AMISTAD.AND ARE U PREGNANT
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
She’s funny but I did see a recent pic of Ms Simmons and she does have a baby bump. Are they even divorce?????? They been separated for awhile.
Russell’s girl even was on Run’s House so she is wifey is some sorts…LOLOLOL
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
definitely preggers
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I LOVE Kimora!!! She is FEARLESS and FABULOUS!!!! Watching her has inspired me to franchise my business.
I respect the way she and Russell have managed to remain friends and business partners and have kept their EYE ON THE PRIZE!! Even after the divorce, Kimora is making Russell even RICHER!!!
At least she’s not laying around waiting on a child support check! Do your thing Kimora!!!!!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
LOL @ New Orleans Queen! You’re so wrong for referring to Djimon as Amistad. haha! But you’re so right about Russell not uttering one negative thing about big faced KiKi during this whole ordeal. Sounds to me that she still cares if not, put the claws back in!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
LOL @ Stankmora and you lovin it!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Yeah Kimora is clearly pregnant
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Ugh, Kimora I don’t get her whole appeal. And I can’t stand her holier than thou attitude. I just watch this video of her roll up @ barney’s and park in a no parking zone b/c she had a government issue “Emergency” parking permit.
These damn celebs and their special treatment.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Kiki is bloated.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I think the camera caught Kimora when air was under her dress. I don’t think she’s pregnant 1)she wouldn’t be showing this fast 2) Kimora would make a big fabulous deal out of being pregnant. I don’t think she’d try to hide it.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
If Ki-Ki is pregnant…congrats to her. But she DEAD-AZZ wrong for that comment…stop hatin gyrl your man is sexual chocolate!!!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Yep. Here’s to Season 2 of Life in the Pregger Lane.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
kimora is a trip…gotta love her…she’s from STL. but my question is why oh why do people swear djimon is sexy? because he’s a well known actor? dude is very unattractive. just has a nice body. would folks think he had all this sex appeal if he was a regular african import selling fake purses in LA’s garment district???? i think not!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Why does Kimora’s neck always look like a pack of hotdogs?? She’s so NOT fat, but her neck is just nasty!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Megan wrote:
Mkay, pack of hot dogs-LMAO and so true girl…I really like the dress Kimora’s wearing-the hem could be a little bit better (I’ve been watching Project Runway) but nevertheless…Janet’s hair’s the worst in these pix
J. Holiday and Trey Songz-2 examples of wackness-their appeal must be a generational thing cuz I’m missing anything but their cute little faces-oh is THAT the appeal? Their looks?
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Valerie wrote:
LOL @ Valerie “the cat’s meow”….nice to know Im not the only one who cant stand this fug face!!!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Russ oughta’ get his oldest daughter and leave that younger brat with her nasty moms and call it a day. This heffa is beyond rich thanx to him and she can’t even respect him even though he shows her all the respect in the world. She parades her man around with their kids and he is cool.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Kimoras belly is looking awfully suspect…its going to be hard to deny that seeing that the dress comes back in at the knees???
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
the first thing i said when I saw this picture of kimora before I read anything was she pregnant… but then I thought that kimora…. shes only having babies by russell…. she doesnt appeal to me as the babymama type
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
wow….what this baby look like? sexy coco!! that would be nice
okay JJ..get it girl..u look FIERCE!!!!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Does Kimora have the longest neck out of all the celebs? And why does she always have a stick up her a%%?
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Kimora IS the CAT’S MEOW! And more!
Gotta love her! So hate, hate, hate.
Midwest don’t play!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
she’s not pregnant she’s just a fatty in disguise!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
—–Kimora is wrong for calling out Russy like that…but just a few weeks ago Djimon was giving her a huge rock so I am not surprised if her “pregnancy” is the reason why…it makes sense and it looks like a bump to me…(you can’t hide it forever Kimora)…
—-J Holiday and Trey Songz….ummmmm I’ll pass….
—-The Janet pix are sooooo hot….. Janet is coming back strong huh…she ain’t playin…
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Hate on KiKi all you want … she’s not sitting on her bottom waiting for Russell’s child support check. I think she’s fabulous! and a great business woman. WHO CARES how she looks.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
She is really looking preggo
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
lmao
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Chica wrote:
Dido…I agree completely.
And as soon as I saw that pic of Kimora I said she looks pregnant.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
is it me or is KeKe’s neck extra long and flabby looking? Damn giraffe. She just hatin on Russell and need to quit it.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
@ Chica & BrownSuga
Djimon is sexy chocolate - if he was the neighborhood bootleg African - I would already have 2 spi bags and a folex.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Somebody should have asked her when was the last time she kicked it with Baby. lol…
I must really be gettin’ old, cause I ain’t got neither one of their albums; and I sho ain’t tryin’ to see neither one of these ni??as in concert.
Just keep showin’ pictures of Janet; I’m not really interested in her new music.
Coolio?! Fake @ss wanna be G Garvin… I hope he’s successful with his venture.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Yup she sure does look pregnant….. Yea they might get along now but remember Kimora threw a whole lot of sh*t when they first seperated…
On a different note, can I tell you how much I hate that bulge she has under her neck, it just works on my nerves too no end…
Trey Songs and J Holiday ummmmmmmmm not sure about that one, love Trey to death (he could get it) but I just saw J Holiday on the Doubled Up Tour and he was sooooooo ughhh, no real stage presence, did a total of 4 songs ( I aint lieing) and then said to the crowd, alright yall looking bored let me go head and do the song yall be waiting for, and then he sang Put Cha To Bed… Ummmm no thanks I’ll pass!
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On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Umm watched the clip didnt think it was bitchy and she doesnt look pregnant in the clip BUT the pic over here is real suspect….still love u Miss Fabulosity!!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I’ve been saying Kimora looks pregnant for weeks on previous posts.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
ok I can’t be mad at Coolio tryin to get his grind on, but using “dime bag” in place of tablespoon? Somebody betta come get ya cuzin!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Wow!! Didn’t y’all just have Meagan Goode pregnant a few weeks ago and then she comes back looking tight as hell? Y’all are funny!!!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I AGREE WITH ANON… KIMORA IS FEARLESS. I LOVE THE HELL OUT OF HER. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS IN LIFE AND SHE IS MAKING IT HAPPEN. SHE IS A GREAT MOTHER TO THOSE CHILDREN AND HAPPY TO SEE HER AND RUSSY STILL GET A LONG. EVERYONE THAT HAD NEGATIVE COMMENTS… YOU CAN ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING FROM KIMORA. I AM GLAD WE ARE ABLE TO COMMENT ON THE BLOG NOW. I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO TELL TASHA TO STOP ALL THE HATING ON KIMORA. EVER SINCE I STARTED VIEWING YBF ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO, EVERYTHING ABOUT KIMORA IS NEGATIVE. EVERYTHING. COME ON NOW. GIVE HER THE CREDIT SHE DESERVES FOR PUTTING HER NAME OUT THERE AND BECOMING WHAT MOST PEOPLE WOULD DARE TO DREAM OF WANTING.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
AND ABOUT THE PREGNANT THING… UMMMM I DOUBT IT… SOMEONE POSTED IT IS PROBABLY THE AIR. COULD BE WRONG. AND ONE MORE THING… I DON’T THINK SHE IS HATING ON THE NEW GIRLFRIEND. KIMORA WILL ALWAYS HAVE RUSSEL’S HEART, AND PROBABLY CAN GET WHATEVER SHE WANTS FROM HIM ANYTIME SHE WANTS.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I JUST saw Kimora and Djimon on TMZ- they caught them dining out on a sidewalk cafe, and I JUST thought “whoa…she has a suspect pudge in that tank!”- funny…the camera man said to ‘em “You guys have been together for a while now…when are you getting engaged?” and she LOOKED at him w/a half smile- half “yeaaaah, when ARE we getting engaged” look. It was cute! I’m just shocked she didn’t SAY anything w/her big mouth. I love her though! LOL
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
OK I JUST WATCHED THE TMZ VIDEO AND SHE SAID NOTHING WRONG. SHE IS A CRACK UP.. I FREAKIN LOVE THAT WOMAN
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
ONE MORE THING ABOUT THE VIDEO, IT WAS SHOT ON PRESIDENT’S DAY AND SHE DIDN’T LOOK A DAY PREGNANT.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I think Kimora is funny and beautiful and she is a DIVA!!!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
SHE IS HILARIOUS……FOR REAL.. SHE CRACKS ME UP
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Trust me kimora is NOT pregnant. I seen alot more pics like that on getty images.com. She was speaking at market america leadership school thing it’s just how she’s standing cuz the other pics i seen didn’t look like she was pregnant and plus she’s wearing one of then loose dress that don’t fit your figure and but pops out when every to make you look pregnant. And there’s another pic of her and Djimon on bossip.com post up when she’s wearing a tight shirt and her tummy don’t look big at all?
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Whoa…the belly looks suspect and she was chubby in the face in some of the posts a few weeks back. it might be true. but that would be a little sloppy on her part. good for her for choosing a chocolate brother, even though he only dates “light n curlies”
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I’m not mad at Kimora for making that comment…I think Russy cheated on her before, so regardless, she probably knows something that a lot of people posting on here don’t. As far as Porschla, I’m not knocking her hustle, but let’s just say she gets it from her momma.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
what’s crackin with kimora’s neck?!?! how does that happen? and that face of hers looks like it’s getting fatter by the day. it looks like u can just stick her cheek with a pin and that whole face (and maybe even the neck) will deflate. she’s not as pretty as she use to be. i guess ming and aioki took it all away from her.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Yeah…her and her rusty neck look pregnant to me!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Kimora looks preggers. this is for all you knuckle heads a couple months back who thought that pic of Kimora as a size 2, was not photoshopped!!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Baby bump!!!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Having to wait for Kimora to announce that she is pregnant is like waiting for a paraplegic to run the NewYork marathon.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Even though it was a cheap shot, that ish was funny. Kimora is a trip.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Wendy Williams was talking about her being pregnant last week and what the baby might look like…I think its true
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
hello, love this site
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
kim cam say whatever she wants… if she is preggers… id love to see what her kids look like.. she produces beautiful children.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I saw pics of Kimora the other day and thought her face looked “fuller” than usual….interesting.
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
megan thats the truth her neck is REALLY nasty.it seems like rolls and rolls of FAT!
On Feb 19, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Just a reminder…..I called out Kimora being preggers last week!!!
What’s my prize???
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
yeah, kiki has a bun in the oven…knowing her, she’ll get a show about childbirth, fabulously…
loves to hate that woman..
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Nahhhh,, she aint pregnant. The paparazzi be clickin’ away when they take pictures..it could have been air blowin up her dress or something.
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Kimora ain’t hardly trippin off of Russell. For what? And she’s probably telling the truth. Maybe there is more than one. I think she’s great with the kind of relationship that she and Russell have. I saw her on TMZ yesterday and she had on a tight Tee shirt and jeans and didn’t look pregnant, but that pic does raise some questions. I’m sure it will be a beautiful baby, and I wish her all the best if it’s true.
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Usually you can tell someone is pregnant from the face, but her cheeks are so darn big you really cant tell…..
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Kiuglymora is not even Pretty. I don’t see how she ever become a model in the first place. She looks like a drag queen on coc. Maybe because she’ half nese.
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
bulge she has under her neck, it just works on my nerves too ….lol lol
shes a hater…she could move on but he can’t..trash bag…how do you sat something like that knowing its going to get out corn ball…someone need to put that b*%ch in check..i hat how she thinks she rules the world..she’s really rude as well..i feel sorry for her kids..its not nice to treat others badly like she dose at times..
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Kimmy is not preggers. She was just wearing an unflattering dress and the shot was taken at a bad angle. If she were preggers, she would be about 3 months based on the pooch in the photo and her boobies would be MUCH MUCH bigger and there would be no way on God’s green earth she would step out of the house without a bra! She is clearly not wearing one here. I am in my fourth month, and while I am no supermodel, there are changes that occur in pregnant women that are pretty much across the board, boobies is a major one.
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Kimora is the ish…I’m not mad at her for her fabulosity.
I like the look of J. Holiday and gay trey doing a concert together…I may check it out.
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
She’s either fat or pregnant.
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
She’s fat. Do you see her knees? Add anymore weight and those knees will give out.
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
hell to the naw wrote:
I Agree!!
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
She’s not pregnant. I saw a video of her on another site that they took of her on Monday and she had a fairly tight green shirt on and, while her stomach was just kinda fat, it wasn’t as big as that pic up there with her in that dress.
On Feb 20, 2008 | Reply | Quote
If she is preggo, I don’t think it’s a good look to be knocked up by another man when you are still married. Russy and KiKi were never divorced.
On Feb 21, 2008 | Reply | Quote
kimmy,if she had the attitde like Run’s wife she would be ok,well nooo to whinning go back to being the best b%tch you can be!MORE like TOP B%TCH!
On Mar 4, 2008 | Reply | Quote
i agree with you… so what she hated on the new chick on the scene, its an ex’s right of passage to do that… also Kimora is making bank while being a good mom and not to mention snagging Africa’s hottie… high five girlfriend.