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Foolywang Material: Who The Hell Wants Saaphyri’s Lip Chap?+Khia Makes Her “Ass Talk”
What better way to get through a Monday than with foolywang material like this. Saaphyri (winner of Charm School) has made a commercial for her new UNISEX brand of lip moisturizer properly branded as “Lip Chap”. And no, this ish is not a joke:
Actually, as long as she’s offering up a swag bag for Flav and his crusty ass petri dish that is his mouth, I have no problems.
Khia has a brand new track that’s leaked. It called “Ass Talk” and features Maceo:
Is it bad that I like “Snatch the Cat Back” better? Whatev.
The Randomness:
- The Game went to jail last night to sevre his sentence, but did we really need t-shirts to commemorate this foolishness?
- Kanye addresses his denied status into the Balenciaga show.
Categories: Foolywang Material
jessjazz
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:33 pm | Reply | QuoteNot I!!!
Jai
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:34 pm | Reply | QuoteLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
una
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:34 pm | Reply | Quotekhia ia fine!!!!!!!!!
cali-princess
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:34 pm | Reply | QuoteLip Chap!! WTF who finances these crazy ventures. Booooooo to them!
danielle babez
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:36 pm | Reply | QuoteSapphireSafari whatever the hell your name is:
1 Word: “Vaseline is already available at CVS’ nationwide”.
So sit down.
…lookin’ like a special needs patient with a lace front wig & pre-school clothes on.
Chelly's 2 Cents..
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:36 pm | Reply | QuoteIs she selling lip chap or tits and ass??
A song called “Ass Talk”…hmmm and you actually want to be taken seriously?? Khia’s stankin ass needs to quit.
Ms. 305
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:39 pm | Reply | QuoteThe stuff shown in this post are evidence of what is wrong with us as a people. This makes me want to shed some tears.
hard2resist
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:40 pm | Reply | Quoteyes, pure foolishness indeed
nychele
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:42 pm | Reply | QuoteSaaphyri ….wow…she looks like she stinks
Khia……..uuum…. she looks like she stinks also, from her hair to her ugly fugly body. (she is the shit)…i bet she smells like it.
Somebody need to invent ….hoe scrub or stank be gone…please
Vanz
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:44 pm | Reply | QuoteI just wanna know what her pullin’ on her drawls and stickin’ out her ta-tas has to do with pushin’ some dang chapstick? That is just dang WRONG! lol
Truday
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:44 pm | Reply | QuoteLMAO. But this is just not funny. I feel her on wanting to be enterprising and I know they, whoever they are, say sex sells but this is just a gross display of FOOLYWANG material. Even if I wanted to support the sister she has just turned me off. And the last time I checked you don’t have to be naked to sell lip gloss and if it’s for the men…Men DON’Tt wear glossy chap stick. Oh my brain hurts!
Nina
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:45 pm | Reply | Quotetook the words out my mouth!
HELLO?
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm | Reply | Quotewhatever….
kisha
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:46 pm | Reply | Quotelol. ok, who is she marketing this too? being as though guys aren’t wearing this why would she come out with such a salacious commercial. i’m still waiting for a big SIKE.
lol
You know who this is
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:48 pm | Reply | QuoteWhat in the LIP CHAP HELL? Black people WE must do better.
blklove
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:57 pm | Reply | QuoteWHY IS SHE WHISPERIN? WHY IS SHE ON DA FLOOR? WHY SHE GOT HER FINGER IN HER MOUTH? WHY DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A PHONE SEX COMMERCIAL? WHY SHE KEEP..OH GAWD! WHY JUST WHY?
Shy
On Mar 3, 2008 at 12:58 pm | Reply | QuoteMiss saphaayri needs to cut it out. It looks like one of the sex hotline commmercials you see in the middle of the night.
Dani
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm | Reply | Quote—-FOOLYWANG…how pathetic was that porno/commercial…omg…moving on…
—-What happened to all of the wonderful changes in charm school?
—-I am confused…where is that hypocrite Monique at?
Stacy Holt
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:02 pm | Reply | QuoteAfter seeing Sapphryi or whatever the hell her name is…I threw up in my mouth!
LeAnne
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:04 pm | Reply | QuoteWhat is so wrong with some lip chap?
You betta stop talking about her before she bust you in the head with some flowers!!!
Mario'sMom
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:07 pm | Reply | QuoteDespite the craziness and embarassing footage that has become Saphaaryi’s commercial. The girl done lost some weight and shaped it up. She looks cute! (compared to what she was looking like on Charm School and Flavor Of Love!)
Who Cares
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:08 pm | Reply | QuoteCall me crazy, but dang if that lip chap doesn’t have a beautiful luster!
(typing into my browser: http://www.saaphyri.com)
NOT!
lol!
Come on people! Women like this keep better women (like me)on thier toes, so watch in disgust and wish her luck. If she makes something out of herself remind yourself that GOD blesses who he wants to. But that diesn’t mean that women such as Saphy(however you spell that awful name)ri, can’t try. This reminds me of when I was young and used to think certain not-cute things were indeed cute, and they weren’t. We all have to grow.
Miz Pride & Joy
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:09 pm | Reply | QuoteThere is something seriously wrong w/KHIA. For real……she needs REHAB! I have no comments for the LIP GLOSS HO!!!
Me
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:17 pm | Reply | QuoteWho Cares wrote:
Hell, she’s at least 35 if not 40. How much time she need to grow?! Come on Saap…..
Lita
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:17 pm | Reply | QuoteThis is ridiculous!!!
Can U Handle this...
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:17 pm | Reply | Quotenychele wrote:
LMAOOOOO They really do need 2 invent that.!!! ROFL
nova
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:28 pm | Reply | QuoteHey…did anyone else hear Saaphyri is engaged to Suge Knight?
nee nee
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:37 pm | Reply | Quoteummm.. this is definately going on the WTF moments of 2008!
wistopherchris
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:39 pm | Reply | Quoteyou know… she might actually have been reasonably successful with her product if she didn’t make a commercial that couldn’t be played during prime time TV.
T
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:41 pm | Reply | Quoteshe finee though!
lenabena
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:46 pm | Reply | QuoteDani wrote:
I heard “Mrs. Mo Mo(I love my body, I love being my size) has crossed the cgu line and gone and got gastric bypass surgey…Time will tell
ChinaDoll
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:49 pm | Reply | QuoteO Khia..O Khia. Isn’t she considered a prostitute cause technically she’s selling her cookies to men on every dang song she releases? whatever. I’m sure its getting heavy play in a strip club somewhere.
Safari, what the hect is going on? Her look has improved dramatically and for the better, and by look I mean neck and above…I think she’s crawling around on the ground to fit with her name..safari…she’s on a safari..looking for…LIP CHAP? is that the angle they were going for? but that still doesn’t explain why she’s whispering and saying randomly “lip chap”…
CutieC
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm | Reply | Quotekisha wrote:
*********
i agree kisha, her marketing reps need to try again. because this is lip chap, aint no men gonna be checking for this. therefore, need a more appropriate commercial targeted for women…(regardless, i doubt if i well purchase something called “lip chap”).but still.
gteezy
On Mar 3, 2008 at 1:58 pm | Reply | QuoteI WOULDN’T BE MAD AT A SISTA FOR TRYING TO GET PAID BUT WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH LIP CHAP…I’M JUST SAYING.
luvangel330
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:12 pm | Reply | Quote*SIGH*
gingerbread21
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:13 pm | Reply | QuoteI felt like i was watching the interlude to one of those low budget pornos… Can you say Booty Talk 12??!!
gingerbread21
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:13 pm | Reply | QuoteFor thi fuckery i have no words…
BooKitty
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:15 pm | Reply | QuoteSaaphyri look like she advertising for how to give a blow job. Somebody please hurry up and invent “hoe be gone” soon. Khia is
just plain ol stank!!
Dragon Leo
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:17 pm | Reply | QuoteROFLMAO….i agree
Lacey
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:22 pm | Reply | QuoteUmm…whorish much?
konichiwa bitches!!
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:22 pm | Reply | QuoteBooKitty wrote:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOLLLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOL
Gor-Jus
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:23 pm | Reply | Quoteboth are just YUCK! sad what some have been reduced to to have celebrity or make a buck.
bmd
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:23 pm | Reply | QuoteIt’s some straight up HATE up in here today. LOL.
les923
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:33 pm | Reply | Quotenychele wrote:
If they invented that then who would we have left to talk about?!?!?! LOL! Great idea though - i would purchase that b4 buyin’ no damn lip chap! LOL!
JUJU
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:42 pm | Reply | QuoteSASPHYRI IS JUST SELLING OR TRYING TO SELL A PRODUCT ITS NO MORE DIFFRENT THAN MAJORITY OF FEMALE ARTISTS! I DONT SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS
Candace
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:44 pm | Reply | QuoteIs she promoting ‘lip chap’ or a new porn tape. WTF is ‘LIP CHAP’ anyway???
Umi
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:46 pm | Reply | QuoteDear Lord!!! Is this lip chap-chick for real!!!? It looked like some cheap-ass porn ish… Definate foolywang material!!! Dyin laughin over this chick
Awhite
On Mar 3, 2008 at 2:58 pm | Reply | QuoteI can’t take a product called Lip Chap seriously anyway. I never would buy that crap it if it was the best Chapstick in the world (Craig).
hell to tha naw
On Mar 3, 2008 at 3:17 pm | Reply | Quotedanielle babez wrote:
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa…..sit down saphryi. now.
lena
On Mar 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Reply | Quoteclearly she saaphryi didn’t learn a dam thing from Charm School
C-note
On Mar 3, 2008 at 3:47 pm | Reply | QuoteI have to say it was to sexy! Borderline porno! But,I give her credit for trying. Besides that I don’t see anything wrong with the name of the product. It is simple and straight to the point. I refuse to knock her hussle. To me she looked great. Her body was toned and her make up and her looked nice. I have seem her look alot worse. If it hit Walmart, I will buy it! Do your thing girl and shake all these hater off!!!
dee
On Mar 3, 2008 at 3:52 pm | Reply | Quotegteezy wrote:
For real!WTF kind of commercial is that and Khia needs her ass whipped
nasia
On Mar 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm | Reply | Quotecan i get a hell no for safari how ever you spell her name…same for khia
Chan
On Mar 3, 2008 at 3:58 pm | Reply | QuoteCTFU @ “…lookin’ like a special needs patient with a lace front wig & pre-school clothes on.”
KUTTY_0_S0_PHR3SH
On Mar 3, 2008 at 4:07 pm | Reply | QuoteSMH! FIRST……..SAP..AND THIS LIP CHAP..LORD..IF THAT AINT THE MOST GHETTOIST THING I EVER SEEN AND THEN AT THE END SHE ATTEMPTS TO LOOK CUTE BY RUBBIN THE LIP CHAP ON UR MOUTH..AINT NOTHING SEXY ABOUT RUBBIN SOME CARMEX LIKE LIP CHAP ON UR MOUTH..SHE NEED TO BE SHOT UP AND THEN SHOT DOWN..
SECOND…MACEO…HE NEED TO PUT IS OWN WORDS OF HIS SONG IN EFFECT AND “GO SIT DOWN” AND KAIAH WHATEVER HER NAME IS..SOMEBODY NEED TO BEAT HUR UP AND BREAK HUR NECK AND HER BACK AND MAKE SURE SHE NEVER CREATE ANOTHER TRACK
Dragon Leo
On Mar 3, 2008 at 4:23 pm | Reply | QuoteSaaphyri look like she advertising for how to give a blow job. Somebody please hurry up and invent “hoe be gone” soon. Khia is
just plain ol stank!!
Here! Here!
mstld
On Mar 3, 2008 at 4:34 pm | Reply | QuoteIf she doesn’t GTFOH with that mess!! WTH!!?
Living PLush
On Mar 3, 2008 at 4:41 pm | Reply | QuoteHilarious!!! Lip Chap. I could lurk no longer on this one… at least her body is hot
Mrs Mocha
On Mar 3, 2008 at 4:45 pm | Reply | QuoteWhy oh Why?? I can understand wanting to make a name for your self but this just isn’t the way! The woman is selling lip gloss and all I can see is boobs and booty!! She ought to be ashamed of herself. And Khia or who ever she is…music strictly for the “strip club” yep, that’s as far as acting that way will get you!!!
CHIC AND ZESTY
On Mar 3, 2008 at 4:57 pm | Reply | Quotethat comercial was simply to much.
Christina_keys
On Mar 3, 2008 at 5:07 pm | Reply | QuoteIn the words of her wish she had, crusty, make me a d list star like you” boo,” WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW”
camilla
On Mar 3, 2008 at 5:36 pm | Reply | Quotenova wrote:
I don’t know if she’s engaged to him, but I know she’s having a baby for him, I guess she has to make some kind of hustle for her baby since Deathrow filed for bankruptcy…
info: http://www.mediatakeout.com
JT-ATX
On Mar 3, 2008 at 5:52 pm | Reply | QuoteSasparilla needs to sell that Lip Chap to Kootie Khia to put on her crusty ass….BOO to the lip chap AND the funky song WTF!!
Cee
On Mar 3, 2008 at 6:00 pm | Reply | QuoteWTF?? Isn’t “Make your ass talk” another phrase for farting? If it isn’t now, it should be!
Felicia
On Mar 3, 2008 at 6:01 pm | Reply | QuoteI just threw all the “lip chaps” I had in my purse out! Lip chap…chap stick…lip gloss…gloss lip..ALL OF IT!!! That was the most IGNORANT thing Ive seen in awhile..and I live in NYC..so I see ingorance on the daily!
Morethanalover
On Mar 3, 2008 at 6:55 pm | Reply | QuoteLOL Booty talk!! Haha, this is a HOT GHETTO MESS!!!
shar
On Mar 3, 2008 at 7:30 pm | Reply | Quotea necessity when di** sucking is a must!!!
vlo
On Mar 3, 2008 at 7:48 pm | Reply | Quotehey me…i’m 44 that’s not old and black don’t crack. my gravatar picture is really me. i’ll send you some more pics if you like…but don’t hate on “older” women.
ThatBKChick
On Mar 3, 2008 at 8:39 pm | Reply | QuoteLIP CHAP AND AND ASS CLAP…OK…I AM STR8 ****DEAD****LMAO…..The two of these tricksters should do a stripper’s convention….featuring Khia and LIP CHAP (I can see the ad…”.if your ass is chap…use some lip chap”, that’ll make your ass talk for sure! LMAO!!!!….MY HEAD HURTS FROM LAUGHING…LATER YBF Peeps!
BMW
On Mar 3, 2008 at 9:06 pm | Reply | QuoteThat’s what happens when you give a broke bitch money. she had no sense of style and had no idea how to spend the money. hot ass mess. I’m going to get roasted, but I love Kia. Let the roasting begin!
Blaqcurrant
On Mar 3, 2008 at 9:06 pm | Reply | QuoteJUJU wrote:
JUJU are you for real? I mean seriously, that piece of shit commercial for lack of a better word is a whole lot “….different than majority of female artist” I’m all for empowering women to be their own bosses, starting their own businesses and while I do believe sex sells and that is not always a bad or negative thing, but there is something undeniably wrong with the image Saaphyri is portraying in her “Lip Chap” commercial, this commercial alone enforces soo many stereotypes of black women, the most blatant one is the over sexed image/ stereotype of us, like our minds follow our bodies, like we have nothing more to offer but our bodies it’s almost like she was saying there is no other way that I can put my product out there in a smart, uplifting, tasteful, decent way to my people, I mean this is freaking Lip Chap not a commercial for Saaphyri’s undies or boy shorts, COME ON, now I’m not prudish or just finger pointing for the hell of it but I’m sure there was another direction that this commercial could have went in even with a hint or subtly of sex-y-ness, it doesn’t always have to be in your face or over the top, were so much better than that.
Oh My God Khia the same goes for Ms. Ass Tak to.
BC
Moni
On Mar 3, 2008 at 10:16 pm | Reply | QuoteObjectification anyone?
MajorKnuckles
On Mar 3, 2008 at 11:18 pm | Reply | QuoteThat’s easily the hottest that Saaphyri has looked, fuck Khia, when Saaphyri was on her knees I wish that she made her ass clap.
Erin
On Mar 3, 2008 at 11:22 pm | Reply | QuoteEwwwwwwww @ Saaphyri’s lip chap commercial! Just yuck!
And Snatch The Cat Back is much better than that ish…
La Reine
On Mar 3, 2008 at 11:37 pm | Reply | QuoteLip Chap = Carmex with some Sapphyri essence. Aw hell the spell check on this chick’s name. 2008 Black People Resolution - stop making up names. What is this, a combo of Sapphire and Safari? Jesus take the wheel. Please
C-Dub
On Mar 3, 2008 at 11:42 pm | Reply | QuoteYes I agree They BOTH look like they stink especially Khia who are the men that mess with her seriously I don’t know one guy that would come near her tattooes everywhere her hair just gross and make that ass talk that is just nasty let’s be real..
Tashur
On Mar 3, 2008 at 11:51 pm | Reply | Quotelmao well its a joke to me
the lip chap, and that song.
horrible
Tai
On Mar 4, 2008 at 12:13 am | Reply | Quoteyo i got dem same earings from the beauty supply store..lol…
Tai
On Mar 4, 2008 at 12:13 am | Reply | Quote*talkin bout saphyri*
sweettiche
On Mar 4, 2008 at 3:25 am | Reply | QuoteLooks more like an advertisement for a porn video and the sad part is she ain’t even sexy!
UrbanCurlz
On Mar 4, 2008 at 8:37 am | Reply | QuoteI am in shock…Is she selling lip gloss or KY Jelly for the lips? Come on…
JJ
On Mar 4, 2008 at 8:45 am | Reply | QuoteCan we say HOT MESS!
supachoklit
On Mar 4, 2008 at 1:15 pm | Reply | Quotegingerbread21 wrote:
Yes yes yes!!! That’s what it looked like! I knew her commercial looked wrong, but I couldn’t put my finger on it…anyway Khia looks like she scratches a lot….she just looks itchy. Maybe it’s just me…
Sahra
On Mar 4, 2008 at 8:39 pm | Reply | QuoteOh Sapphyri! I was on her side. When I heard she was coming out with he “lip chap”, I had even planned on purchasing a tube or two….UNTIL I SAW THIS ISH! WDF?? Why did I think she was one of the less skanky FOL alumni. I demand a recount! She needs to turn in her “Charm School” crown immediately. Where’s Leliene???
SophiaJanelle
On Mar 4, 2008 at 8:44 pm | Reply | QuoteYall better shut yo mouth..You know Saaphari from 54th and Crenshaw, don’t get it twisted….rotfl
SophiaJanelle
On Mar 4, 2008 at 8:51 pm | Reply | QuoteBTW Natasha you need to boot ole girl camilla for advertising one of the fakest sites ever known to man and cause she really believes the sh*t they post on there!! NEXT
sweetyhsvgal
On Mar 5, 2008 at 3:03 am | Reply | QuoteJJ wrote:
Sure
GEMSTAR
On Mar 5, 2008 at 3:07 am | Reply | QuoteAs a black woman, i am embarrassed by that specimen called Khia!!!
That lip chap commercial is a disgrace and whatever ad agency that worked on it should be stopped from workind by the relevant authorities.
Foolishness unlimited indeed!!!
suhnshyne
On Mar 5, 2008 at 6:45 am | Reply | Quoteummmm well I guess the first thing she needs to know is that u dont need sex to sell lip chap. poor monique I know she mad. Why is this girl still acting desprate? and I wont even speek on the ass clappin video. What is wrong with these women!!
Roman054
On Mar 5, 2008 at 3:13 pm | Reply | QuoteHappy that u love this song!
evreyday im uploading the best Rap..
N-Joy!
Bree
On Mar 6, 2008 at 6:23 pm | Reply | QuoteWTH!?!? I didn’t know she was advertising lip balm or sexual favors. That commerical is just wrong. And I think she can come up with a better name. Mo’nique must be shaking her head by now…lol.
dcssexiestvixen
On Mar 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm | Reply | QuoteI know damn well monique is wishing she ain’t give sapphyri that prize money o keep walking round looking like some shit and this damn commercial WTF!!!!!!!!! is this chick serious just looking at the commercial made me say hell no to buying the product its just plain ol nasty EWWWWWWWWWWWW