Young, Black, and Fabulous :: I Don’t Have To Make This Ish Up.: But His _____________ Looks Nice?

  • Posted on Mar 7, 2008 by Natasha

    But His _____________ Looks Nice?

    Look what the wax museum rolled in for Eva Longoria’s Beso Restaurant opening last night:

    Photog: Sullivan/Wireimage

    There are no words for Jermaine or his chick.  And y’all know the drill…

    But his _____________________ looks nice?

    143 Comments »

    1. TONE

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:33 pm | Reply | Quote

      FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.. He looks a mess

    2. TONE

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:34 pm | Reply | Quote

      He looks like CLAY FACE

    3. TONA

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:34 pm | Reply | Quote

      CLAY FACE

    4. niki-ma

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:35 pm | Reply | Quote

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………his suit, and only his suit looks nice. wtf is up with him signing her pants?

    5. M@YBAB!3

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm | Reply | Quote

      he looks like a pure walking wax sculpture

    6. Ladear

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm | Reply | Quote

      HE LOOKS REAL GREASY.DO SHE HAVE HIS NAME WRITTEN ACROSS HER CROTCH? WOW

    7. kevinjamar

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm | Reply | Quote

      But his tie looks nice. It aint easy tying a double windsor.

    8. Ambersyfy9

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm | Reply | Quote

      They both looks a MESS!!!!

    9. jazzy

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:37 pm | Reply | Quote

      for a sec….I thought he really WAS wax…

      but his tie is a nice color…

    10. JUJU

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:40 pm | Reply | Quote

      who the hell is he? who ever he is he look a mess

    11. Brazil

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:44 pm | Reply | Quote

      His teeth look nice. Wow, what a mess!

    12. SoutherGul

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:44 pm | Reply | Quote

      Wow, where did Jermaine Jackson come from after all this time…and why did he steal Max Headroom’s Hair??…Again, Wow…

    13. nychele

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:49 pm | Reply | Quote

      the black MR.and MRS. Eddie Monster…

    14. sunray

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:51 pm | Reply | Quote

      I like Jermaine Jackson he’s a gd person but I think its an ugly wax sculpture, total mess and it makes the pic look wack too.

    15. BrownSuga82

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:51 pm | Reply | Quote

      jazzy wrote:

      for a sec….I thought he really WAS wax…

      but his tie is a nice color…

      So did I…I really thought that he was a wax statue.

    16. nychele

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:53 pm | Reply | Quote

      oooh, why does she have jermaine’s name written across her, well lets just say her crotch. (I know the lord is coming soon) this is crazy

    17. sexiestgirlukno

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:57 pm | Reply | Quote

      kevinjamar wrote:

      But his tie looks nice. It aint easy tying a double windsor.

      hahahahahahahahahahaha

    18. Sandra

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:59 pm | Reply | Quote

      Tie

    19. KayCee

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:59 pm | Reply | Quote

      But His Girls MANICURE looks nice….

    20. sosweet85

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:09 pm | Reply | Quote

      No that’s scary. Imagine waking up and seeing him in the dark…. Jesus have mercy bredren…. that’s NUTS. I thought it was fake for true and then I saw the other pics. Like, ENOUGH ALREADY dude…. geesh.

    21. FlygirlfromDC

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:21 pm | Reply | Quote

      He has the best nose job out of all of the Jacksons. PS, I thought it was a wax figurine too.

    22. Mac

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:26 pm | Reply | Quote

      his tie and shirt look nice

    23. S.Ko

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:32 pm | Reply | Quote

      necktie

    24. Blank

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:33 pm | Reply | Quote

      But his Tie looks nice! LMAO!

      So we all agree that he & his sister look like Wax Statues LOL!

      *Im My Chris Rock Voice*

      “Jermaine is such a GREASY MUTHAFUCKA MY GOD. He’s the greasyest nigga I have ever seen. I’m blinded I cant see shit, I gotta wipe the grease off of m screen MY DAMN” LMAO!!!

    25. Windi Citygurl

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:34 pm | Reply | Quote

      Whoa. I thought that was that thing from Fantastic 4.

    26. cha cha

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:39 pm | Reply | Quote

      Your daddys home….

    27. Michele

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:39 pm | Reply | Quote

      But His girlfriend’s purse looks nice???
      (He truly looks a hot ass mess…and I thought Michael looked bad)

    28. D.Blac

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:40 pm | Reply | Quote

      …..tie?

      Dang, Halloween in March. That’s what’s up.

    29. MissPriss

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:43 pm | Reply | Quote

      OH. MY. GOD.
      Yet one more sign of the APOCALYPSE.

      Jermaine used to be the fine one.

    30. catch22

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:43 pm | Reply | Quote

      left eyebrow

    31. MissPriss

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:45 pm | Reply | Quote

      He is SHELLACKED to within an INCH of HIS LIFE.

    32. MissPriss

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:46 pm | Reply | Quote

      Is he wearing a HAIR HAT or something??

    33. B.A.P. in BK

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:49 pm | Reply | Quote

      SO MAD she’s got his name written across her cooch. Not cute, sis.

    34. Ms. Wura

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:55 pm | Reply | Quote

      ok so is his hair real and why does his lady have his name splashed all over her jeans in the vag area, just saying…….

      sorry i know i am supp to say somthing nice but i dont know what is!

    35. leesa

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:59 pm | Reply | Quote

      But his ______ looks nice, what his tie.

    36. JustSaying

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:01 pm | Reply | Quote

      He looks nice if you cover up his face. She needs a bag on her face as well. Eek!

    37. GODIVA

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:05 pm | Reply | Quote

      OMMFG!!!! He looks like Grandpa Simpson!

    38. uknowit

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:12 pm | Reply | Quote

      Well, his tie is nice…….

    39. Ms. 305

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:20 pm | Reply | Quote

      Why is his name across the crotch of her jeans? They are both HAMmish!

    40. Mary

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:21 pm | Reply | Quote

      but his lady friend looks like they share the same plastic suregon.

    41. Blkbuttafly

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:42 pm | Reply | Quote

      SoutherGul wrote:

      Wow, where did Jermaine Jackson come from after all this time…and why did he steal Max Headroom’s Hair??…Again, Wow…

      lol I was thinking abt Max Headroom too! Jermaine is on a one man mission to bring that ’90s “box” haircut back! Leave it to a Jackson to do some mess like this….a shame!

    42. Kimberly

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 11:12 pm | Reply | Quote

      Why does she have Jermaine Jackson name scrolled across the front crotch of her jeans?

    43. knnonie

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 11:22 pm | Reply | Quote

      I didn’t know that hair wax could be use for the entire body. Leave it to rich people…..but his hairline looks nice.

    44. pam

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 11:38 pm | Reply | Quote

      tie.
      and i’m not real married to that cuz the whole pictorial screams ‘burn me’

    45. pam

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 11:40 pm | Reply | Quote

      nychele wrote:

      oooh, why does she have jermaine’s name written across her, well lets just say her crotch. (I know the lord is coming soon) this is crazy

      i went into overlaugh after i slid down the grease spot that is this pic and saw his name over her…
      like someone is gonna ask who she belongs to.

    46. TT

      On Mar 7, 2008 at 11:45 pm | Reply | Quote

      His TEETH looks nice. OMD he looks a mess…..He doesnt look like he has had plastic surgery. It just the texture of his skin thats ummmm………………I dont know

    47. theRN

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:00 am | Reply | Quote

      NOT A DAMN THING LOOKS NICE!

    48. jamaican princess

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:07 am | Reply | Quote

      WOW…well I’m sure the plastic surgeon who operate on them both looks nice! LMAO!! I mean the minute the page loaded i was like what the hell is that??? i seriously thought he was fake…and then there were more…i was like huh??? SERIOUS MESS!!(NO reason to add the HOT)

    49. Tee

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:21 am | Reply | Quote

      I didn’t know he was real until around the third photo!

    50. lovelyessence

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:33 am | Reply | Quote

      nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

      i thought HHEEEEE was INNNN the wax museam….I seriously did, no joke. I was like…oh they made a wax statue of jermaine….

      well ill be damned…..

      have you ever seen the Chris Rock standup where he be talking about how Jermain is the greasiest nig** you eva seen. You see him on tv and then wipe off the screen! *****runs to go get a napkin*******

    51. Keton

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:34 am | Reply | Quote

      But His “Teeth” Look Nice

    52. lovelyessence

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:37 am | Reply | Quote

      oh and she look a lil plastered herself…

    53. Dana

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:44 am | Reply | Quote

      Looks like he washes his face in gravel. Dayum!! I actually thought it was a wax figure. All the “Word to the Bad” talk against Michael didn’t help him one bit. What is up with the hair?

    54. kay p

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:45 am | Reply | Quote

      but his signature looks nice…lol…smiley faces and all

    55. douebabie

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:46 am | Reply | Quote

      Awwwwwwwwww!!!…his lip chap appears to be applied nicely.

    56. T

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:54 am | Reply | Quote

      Actually a double windsor is not that hard to tie… just wrap it around another time.. but his suit looks.. ummmmmm ..new :S

    57. Miss Maya

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:59 am | Reply | Quote

      He looks like a old leather bag…Do any of the Jackson’s have their orignal face?

    58. it'smesuprise

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:16 am | Reply | Quote

      Why does he have a perm, hightop fade and fingerwaves all in one hair do???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
      Why God..Why?

    59. xxLexixx

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:21 am | Reply | Quote

      ” but his lace front is attached well”

    60. DivaLicious2004

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:30 am | Reply | Quote

      yo he looks like the mascot for the Washington redskins!!!!! And why does that hefer have his name on her crotch?!?!?!?!?!

    61. samantha

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:30 am | Reply | Quote

      Um I know this is supposed to be about JJ, but we all know that he looks crazy so that’s not news! WHAT’S NEWS IS EVA LONGORIA SUPPORTING HILLARY CLINTON….I’M SO DISGUSTED, A BLACK IS OK TO MARRY, BUT NOT OK TO HAVE AS A PRESIDENT! I’M SOOOOOOOO OVER HER!

    62. samantha

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:31 am | Reply | Quote

      I WONDER WOULD TONY BE GOOD ENOUGH TO MARRY WITHOUT HIS CONTRACT?

    63. Lyisa

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 3:05 am | Reply | Quote

      oh another troubled jackson…

    64. Chica

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 3:23 am | Reply | Quote

      1 black parent doesn’t make u 100% black…so relax on that…Eva can support who she wants…hence…living in America.

      I can’t believe she is advertising Jermaine on herself like that..but, umm, ok…

    65. Jamillah

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 3:37 am | Reply | Quote

      That is not nice…He might have a skin disorder or he took up boxing since given up singing. He use to the one to get after Mike and Jackie. Nobody wanted Randy’s preemie behind!! I liked Tito cause he looks a little Blachinese..Check old photos!!

    66. stillIrise

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 4:04 am | Reply | Quote

      nychele wrote:

      the black MR.and MRS. Eddie Monster…

      They do kinda look like the Munsters. LOL

    67. lz

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 4:47 am | Reply | Quote

      Brazil wrote:

      His teeth look nice. Wow, what a mess!

      Indeed. Yeah, all I can say is teeth. H.A.M.! *smh*

    68. QueenB

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 5:10 am | Reply | Quote

      Oh Snap, they do look like the Munsters. Jermaines the father, his girlfriend can be the Mother or Grandpa.
      Damn, Papa Joe Jackson got some crazy sperm.

    69. Kiki68

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:01 am | Reply | Quote

      Blank stare______________ there are no words !

    70. BrownSuga82

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:23 am | Reply | Quote

      LMAO!! He does…..

    71. BrownSuga82

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:24 am | Reply | Quote

      DivaLicious2004 wrote:

      yo he looks like the mascot for the Washington redskins!!!!! And why does that hefer have his name on her crotch?!?!?!?!?!

      LMAO!! Yes, he does….

    72. ellewills

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:26 am | Reply | Quote

      i know his ass has ring around the collar like a mug, as greasy as he is! boy! his shirts are probably single use only.

    73. rahviance

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:34 am | Reply | Quote

      …baby fingerwaves… look nice!
      and why did i REALLY think this was a wax figure at first glance. you ain’t right!

    74. Precious

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:55 am | Reply | Quote

      His waves look nice..

    75. Who? Me

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:13 am | Reply | Quote

      But his ____________ looks nice.

      BUTTONS

      Had to look at that foolishness for an awful long time to find something that looked nice.

    76. ty

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:07 am | Reply | Quote

      His tie looks good…hehe

    77. Mary

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:13 am | Reply | Quote

      it’smesuprise wrote:

      Why does he have a perm, hightop fade and fingerwaves all in one hair do???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
      Why God..Why?

      It’s called a “sampler” or a “combo” he wanted a little of this and a little of that.

    78. Jai

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:16 am | Reply | Quote

      M@YBAB!3 wrote:

      he looks like a pure walking wax sculpture

      LOL, Damn I was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!

    79. Prettie

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:29 am | Reply | Quote

      jazzy wrote:

      for a sec….I thought he really WAS wax…

      but his tie is a nice color…

      LMAO i did too. My first thought was “aw how sweet they had celebrities waxed for her opening”…Tah!

    80. Kia

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:35 am | Reply | Quote

      Is she missing a hand ?

    81. kaykay

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:46 am | Reply | Quote

      I love the Jacksons. All of them. Always and forever. His skin is a beautiful shade of burnt siena :)

    82. Chelle

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:52 am | Reply | Quote

      But his tie looks nice?
      But his gf’s jacket looks nice?
      I don’t know about this one I can’t find the good inside of this but I bet we ALL can agree he looks a tad bit better than Micheal now doesn’t he. But he still looks like a fool what is wrong with these Jacksons?! They all are kinda messed up in the head except for Randy and Janet but I think I kinda lost her with the feedback video and all!

    83. kato

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:56 am | Reply | Quote

      but his ummm…………his ummm……..but his……….but his background looks nice,Deso something something written in red on white it`s really nice

    84. Mr. King

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 11:04 am | Reply | Quote

      She wrote:
      tie.
      and i’m not real married to that cuz the whole pictorial screams ‘burn me’
      and:
      i went into overlaugh after i slid down the grease spot that is this pic and saw his name over her…
      like someone is gonna ask who she belongs to.

      Kim is Killing me!!!!! LMAO

    85. lala

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 11:45 am | Reply | Quote

      All I have to say is What The Hell.. I thought it was a wax.. Now thats a shame..

    86. Mila T

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 11:51 am | Reply | Quote

      he scares me

    87. Brook Lynn

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:12 pm | Reply | Quote

      LMFAO…

    88. lemon2u

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:36 pm | Reply | Quote

      And who said “Black don’t crack??” LOL Now to finish the sentence . . . But his teeth look nice.

    89. CorpAtty

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:40 pm | Reply | Quote

      “…but his TIE looks nice.”

      For real: is his NAME really “graffitti written on her kitten” in the immortal words of Naughty by Nature???!!!

    90. asia'h

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:56 pm | Reply | Quote

      his lipgloss is poppin’

    91. awj1

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:01 pm | Reply | Quote

      Keep that bama away from all open flames!!! His face would straight melt like a candle! But I have to say his eyebrows look nice.

    92. idyllminds01

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:03 pm | Reply | Quote

      tie

    93. Buttaball

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:06 pm | Reply | Quote

      WOW, I really thought they were wax statues! This is so weird…poor Jermaine, he and his girl look awful! When does anyone every go into the chatroom on this website…it is always empty?

    94. Nina

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:30 pm | Reply | Quote

      This dude looks like Nipsey Russell playing the Tin-Man on the Wiz!

    95. zblock

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:32 pm | Reply | Quote

      He looks like a fig. out of a wax museum

    96. MZ DO IT BIG!

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:42 pm | Reply | Quote

      Mary wrote:

      it’smesuprise wrote:

      Why does he have a perm, hightop fade and fingerwaves all in one hair do???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
      Why God..Why?

      It’s called a “sampler” or a “combo” he wanted a little of this and a little of that.

      why do ur question marks go all out side da box? or iz it just my computer? lol

    97. SB23

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:11 pm | Reply | Quote

      his buff (boy, is he shiny)?

    98. Jessica

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:22 pm | Reply | Quote

      His skin color is nice.

    99. supachoklit

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:25 pm | Reply | Quote

      douebabie wrote:

      Awwwwwwwwww!!!…his lip chap appears to be applied nicely.

      lol @ “lipchap”….I think he’s the only Jackson who’s still black…Maybe they all know what’s up with his skin and that’s why they all ran to the plasic surgeon before they looked like him (???) IDK but there’s got to be some reason for this madness…

    100. Ce-Ce

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:39 pm | Reply | Quote

      But his waves looks nice.

    101. J's Lady

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:56 pm | Reply | Quote

      There is nothing “nice” to say. I just can’t do it. His skin color is a shade of dookie and his face looks like it’s been rearranged by a damn blind man. What’s wrong with these people?

    102. quisemome

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | Quote

      Dang! from the sideburns up, he look like Fantasia..is dat a quick weave?

    103. That Girl Tam

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 4:12 pm | Reply | Quote

      LMAO!! I was laughin so hard at all the OTHER comments, I couldn’t even remember what I wanted to say by the time I got here! HAHAHAHAHA…

      1. I’m afraid of his hair.
      2. His face is something nightmares are made of.
      3. I’m still tryin to figure out why ‘ol girl has his name splashed across her umm…private areas.
      4. They were meant to be together…

    104. Ebony

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 4:44 pm | Reply | Quote

      Who took a white-out pen to that lady’s hoo-ha????????????

    105. mochablck

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm | Reply | Quote

      i was really thinking that eva longoria actually had a wax sculpture of jj in he resturant i was stuck like wtf? as far as hi name on te crotch, i guess we no know who her ish belong

    106. nonchalant

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 6:48 pm | Reply | Quote

      *LOOKIN CASKET SHARP* (whistles)

    107. samantha

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 7:50 pm | Reply | Quote

      um i’m sorry do you hear anybody calling Barack Obama mixed when we all know that’s what he is….NO! He is referred to as a BLACK man just like Tony Parker in this country! And yes everyone has a right to support who they want, and I a choose not to support her! And I have the right to point out who she’s supporting if I want to, so get over it!

    108. MsSweetTart

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:58 pm | Reply | Quote

      Blank wrote:

      But his Tie looks nice! LMAO!

      So we all agree that he & his sister look like Wax Statues LOL!

      *Im My Chris Rock Voice*

      “Jermaine is such a GREASY MUTHAFUCKA MY GOD. He’s the greasyest nigga I have ever seen. I’m blinded I cant see
      my shit, I gotta wipe the grease off of m screen MY DAMN” LMAO!!!

      This is tooo funny! Thank you

    109. Dana

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:10 pm | Reply | Quote

      BrownSuga82 wrote:

      jazzy wrote:

      for a sec….I thought he really WAS wax…

      but his tie is a nice color…

      So did I…I really thought that he was a wax statue.

      I REALLY had to do a double take!!! I thought it was a WAX Figure! So Sad WTF happened to those JACKSONS!!!!!

    110. mochablck

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:17 pm | Reply | Quote

      there wax-up artist should be fired

    111. shesh1nes

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:30 pm | Reply | Quote

      his buttons looks nice?

    112. MajorKnuckles

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:53 pm | Reply | Quote

      But his chick’s Unibrow looks nice.

    113. madstudent3000

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:59 pm | Reply | Quote

      The California Raisin.

    114. SHABON84

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:46 pm | Reply | Quote

      jazzy wrote:

      for a sec….I thought he really WAS wax…

      but his tie is a nice color…

      yo I did too! i had to look several times to make sure! this is nasty folks! I mean seriously, what is up with his face? why is it so greasily?

    115. gee

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:54 pm | Reply | Quote

      niki-ma wrote:

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………his suit, and only his suit looks nice. wtf is up with him signing her pants?

      she can have himmm…dont nobody want him!

    116. gee

      On Mar 8, 2008 at 11:00 pm | Reply | Quote

      Mary wrote:

      but his lady friend looks like they share the same plastic suregon.

      They need to sue their plastic surgeon!

    117. CaribbeanLionesse

      On Mar 8, 200