But His _____________ Looks Nice?
Look what the wax museum rolled in for Eva Longoria’s Beso Restaurant opening last night:
Photog: Sullivan/Wireimage
There are no words for Jermaine or his chick. And y’all know the drill…
But his _____________________ looks nice?
Categories: Say Something Nice

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TONE
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:33 pm | Reply | QuoteFIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.. He looks a mess
TONE
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:34 pm | Reply | QuoteHe looks like CLAY FACE
TONA
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:34 pm | Reply | QuoteCLAY FACE
niki-ma
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:35 pm | Reply | Quotemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………his suit, and only his suit looks nice. wtf is up with him signing her pants?
M@YBAB!3
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm | Reply | Quotehe looks like a pure walking wax sculpture
Ladear
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm | Reply | QuoteHE LOOKS REAL GREASY.DO SHE HAVE HIS NAME WRITTEN ACROSS HER CROTCH? WOW
kevinjamar
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm | Reply | QuoteBut his tie looks nice. It aint easy tying a double windsor.
Ambersyfy9
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm | Reply | QuoteThey both looks a MESS!!!!
jazzy
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:37 pm | Reply | Quotefor a sec….I thought he really WAS wax…
but his tie is a nice color…
JUJU
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:40 pm | Reply | Quotewho the hell is he? who ever he is he look a mess
Brazil
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:44 pm | Reply | QuoteHis teeth look nice. Wow, what a mess!
SoutherGul
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:44 pm | Reply | QuoteWow, where did Jermaine Jackson come from after all this time…and why did he steal Max Headroom’s Hair??…Again, Wow…
nychele
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:49 pm | Reply | Quotethe black MR.and MRS. Eddie Monster…
sunray
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:51 pm | Reply | QuoteI like Jermaine Jackson he’s a gd person but I think its an ugly wax sculpture, total mess and it makes the pic look wack too.
BrownSuga82
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:51 pm | Reply | Quotejazzy wrote:
So did I…I really thought that he was a wax statue.
nychele
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:53 pm | Reply | Quoteoooh, why does she have jermaine’s name written across her, well lets just say her crotch. (I know the lord is coming soon) this is crazy
sexiestgirlukno
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:57 pm | Reply | Quotekevinjamar wrote:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Sandra
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:59 pm | Reply | QuoteTie
KayCee
On Mar 7, 2008 at 8:59 pm | Reply | QuoteBut His Girls MANICURE looks nice….
sosweet85
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:09 pm | Reply | QuoteNo that’s scary. Imagine waking up and seeing him in the dark…. Jesus have mercy bredren…. that’s NUTS. I thought it was fake for true and then I saw the other pics. Like, ENOUGH ALREADY dude…. geesh.
FlygirlfromDC
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:21 pm | Reply | QuoteHe has the best nose job out of all of the Jacksons. PS, I thought it was a wax figurine too.
Mac
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:26 pm | Reply | Quotehis tie and shirt look nice
S.Ko
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:32 pm | Reply | Quotenecktie
Blank
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:33 pm | Reply | QuoteBut his Tie looks nice! LMAO!
So we all agree that he & his sister look like Wax Statues LOL!
*Im My Chris Rock Voice*
“Jermaine is such a GREASY MUTHAFUCKA MY GOD. He’s the greasyest nigga I have ever seen. I’m blinded I cant see shit, I gotta wipe the grease off of m screen MY DAMN” LMAO!!!
Windi Citygurl
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:34 pm | Reply | QuoteWhoa. I thought that was that thing from Fantastic 4.
cha cha
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:39 pm | Reply | QuoteYour daddys home….
Michele
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:39 pm | Reply | QuoteBut His girlfriend’s purse looks nice???
(He truly looks a hot ass mess…and I thought Michael looked bad)
D.Blac
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:40 pm | Reply | Quote…..tie?
Dang, Halloween in March. That’s what’s up.
MissPriss
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:43 pm | Reply | QuoteOH. MY. GOD.
Yet one more sign of the APOCALYPSE.
Jermaine used to be the fine one.
catch22
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:43 pm | Reply | Quoteleft eyebrow
MissPriss
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:45 pm | Reply | QuoteHe is SHELLACKED to within an INCH of HIS LIFE.
MissPriss
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:46 pm | Reply | QuoteIs he wearing a HAIR HAT or something??
B.A.P. in BK
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:49 pm | Reply | QuoteSO MAD she’s got his name written across her cooch. Not cute, sis.
Ms. Wura
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:55 pm | Reply | Quoteok so is his hair real and why does his lady have his name splashed all over her jeans in the vag area, just saying…….
sorry i know i am supp to say somthing nice but i dont know what is!
leesa
On Mar 7, 2008 at 9:59 pm | Reply | QuoteBut his ______ looks nice, what his tie.
JustSaying
On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:01 pm | Reply | QuoteHe looks nice if you cover up his face. She needs a bag on her face as well. Eek!
GODIVA
On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:05 pm | Reply | QuoteOMMFG!!!! He looks like Grandpa Simpson!
uknowit
On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:12 pm | Reply | QuoteWell, his tie is nice…….
Ms. 305
On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:20 pm | Reply | QuoteWhy is his name across the crotch of her jeans? They are both HAMmish!
Mary
On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:21 pm | Reply | Quotebut his lady friend looks like they share the same plastic suregon.
Blkbuttafly
On Mar 7, 2008 at 10:42 pm | Reply | QuoteSoutherGul wrote:
lol I was thinking abt Max Headroom too! Jermaine is on a one man mission to bring that ’90s “box” haircut back! Leave it to a Jackson to do some mess like this….a shame!
Kimberly
On Mar 7, 2008 at 11:12 pm | Reply | QuoteWhy does she have Jermaine Jackson name scrolled across the front crotch of her jeans?
knnonie
On Mar 7, 2008 at 11:22 pm | Reply | QuoteI didn’t know that hair wax could be use for the entire body. Leave it to rich people…..but his hairline looks nice.
pam
On Mar 7, 2008 at 11:38 pm | Reply | Quotetie.
and i’m not real married to that cuz the whole pictorial screams ‘burn me’
pam
On Mar 7, 2008 at 11:40 pm | Reply | Quotenychele wrote:
i went into overlaugh after i slid down the grease spot that is this pic and saw his name over her…
like someone is gonna ask who she belongs to.
TT
On Mar 7, 2008 at 11:45 pm | Reply | QuoteHis TEETH looks nice. OMD he looks a mess…..He doesnt look like he has had plastic surgery. It just the texture of his skin thats ummmm………………I dont know
theRN
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:00 am | Reply | QuoteNOT A DAMN THING LOOKS NICE!
jamaican princess
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:07 am | Reply | QuoteWOW…well I’m sure the plastic surgeon who operate on them both looks nice! LMAO!! I mean the minute the page loaded i was like what the hell is that??? i seriously thought he was fake…and then there were more…i was like huh??? SERIOUS MESS!!(NO reason to add the HOT)
Tee
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:21 am | Reply | QuoteI didn’t know he was real until around the third photo!
lovelyessence
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:33 am | Reply | Quotenooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
i thought HHEEEEE was INNNN the wax museam….I seriously did, no joke. I was like…oh they made a wax statue of jermaine….
well ill be damned…..
have you ever seen the Chris Rock standup where he be talking about how Jermain is the greasiest nig** you eva seen. You see him on tv and then wipe off the screen! *****runs to go get a napkin*******
Keton
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:34 am | Reply | QuoteBut His “Teeth” Look Nice
lovelyessence
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:37 am | Reply | Quoteoh and she look a lil plastered herself…
Dana
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:44 am | Reply | QuoteLooks like he washes his face in gravel. Dayum!! I actually thought it was a wax figure. All the “Word to the Bad” talk against Michael didn’t help him one bit. What is up with the hair?
kay p
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:45 am | Reply | Quotebut his signature looks nice…lol…smiley faces and all
douebabie
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:46 am | Reply | QuoteAwwwwwwwwww!!!…his lip chap appears to be applied nicely.
T
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:54 am | Reply | QuoteActually a double windsor is not that hard to tie… just wrap it around another time.. but his suit looks.. ummmmmm ..new :S
Miss Maya
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:59 am | Reply | QuoteHe looks like a old leather bag…Do any of the Jackson’s have their orignal face?
it'smesuprise
On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:16 am | Reply | QuoteWhy does he have a perm, hightop fade and fingerwaves all in one hair do???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why God..Why?
xxLexixx
On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:21 am | Reply | Quote” but his lace front is attached well”
DivaLicious2004
On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:30 am | Reply | Quoteyo he looks like the mascot for the Washington redskins!!!!! And why does that hefer have his name on her crotch?!?!?!?!?!
samantha
On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:30 am | Reply | QuoteUm I know this is supposed to be about JJ, but we all know that he looks crazy so that’s not news! WHAT’S NEWS IS EVA LONGORIA SUPPORTING HILLARY CLINTON….I’M SO DISGUSTED, A BLACK IS OK TO MARRY, BUT NOT OK TO HAVE AS A PRESIDENT! I’M SOOOOOOOO OVER HER!
samantha
On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:31 am | Reply | QuoteI WONDER WOULD TONY BE GOOD ENOUGH TO MARRY WITHOUT HIS CONTRACT?
Lyisa
On Mar 8, 2008 at 3:05 am | Reply | Quoteoh another troubled jackson…
Chica
On Mar 8, 2008 at 3:23 am | Reply | Quote1 black parent doesn’t make u 100% black…so relax on that…Eva can support who she wants…hence…living in America.
I can’t believe she is advertising Jermaine on herself like that..but, umm, ok…
Jamillah
On Mar 8, 2008 at 3:37 am | Reply | QuoteThat is not nice…He might have a skin disorder or he took up boxing since given up singing. He use to the one to get after Mike and Jackie. Nobody wanted Randy’s preemie behind!! I liked Tito cause he looks a little Blachinese..Check old photos!!
stillIrise
On Mar 8, 2008 at 4:04 am | Reply | Quotenychele wrote:
They do kinda look like the Munsters. LOL
lz
On Mar 8, 2008 at 4:47 am | Reply | QuoteBrazil wrote:
Indeed. Yeah, all I can say is teeth. H.A.M.! *smh*
QueenB
On Mar 8, 2008 at 5:10 am | Reply | QuoteOh Snap, they do look like the Munsters. Jermaines the father, his girlfriend can be the Mother or Grandpa.
Damn, Papa Joe Jackson got some crazy sperm.
Kiki68
On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:01 am | Reply | QuoteBlank stare______________ there are no words !
BrownSuga82
On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:23 am | Reply | QuoteLMAO!! He does…..
BrownSuga82
On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:24 am | Reply | QuoteDivaLicious2004 wrote:
LMAO!! Yes, he does….
ellewills
On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:26 am | Reply | Quotei know his ass has ring around the collar like a mug, as greasy as he is! boy! his shirts are probably single use only.
rahviance
On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:34 am | Reply | Quote…baby fingerwaves… look nice!
and why did i REALLY think this was a wax figure at first glance. you ain’t right!
Precious
On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:55 am | Reply | QuoteHis waves look nice..
Who? Me
On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:13 am | Reply | QuoteBut his ____________ looks nice.
BUTTONS
Had to look at that foolishness for an awful long time to find something that looked nice.
ty
On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:07 am | Reply | QuoteHis tie looks good…hehe
Mary
On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:13 am | Reply | Quoteit’smesuprise wrote:
It’s called a “sampler” or a “combo” he wanted a little of this and a little of that.
Jai
On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:16 am | Reply | QuoteM@YBAB!3 wrote:
LOL, Damn I was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!
Prettie
On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:29 am | Reply | Quotejazzy wrote:
LMAO i did too. My first thought was “aw how sweet they had celebrities waxed for her opening”…Tah!
Kia
On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:35 am | Reply | QuoteIs she missing a hand ?
kaykay
On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:46 am | Reply | QuoteI love the Jacksons. All of them. Always and forever. His skin is a beautiful shade of burnt siena
Chelle
On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:52 am | Reply | QuoteBut his tie looks nice?
But his gf’s jacket looks nice?
I don’t know about this one I can’t find the good inside of this but I bet we ALL can agree he looks a tad bit better than Micheal now doesn’t he. But he still looks like a fool what is wrong with these Jacksons?! They all are kinda messed up in the head except for Randy and Janet but I think I kinda lost her with the feedback video and all!
kato
On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:56 am | Reply | Quotebut his ummm…………his ummm……..but his……….but his background looks nice,Deso something something written in red on white it`s really nice
Mr. King
On Mar 8, 2008 at 11:04 am | Reply | QuoteShe wrote:
tie.
and i’m not real married to that cuz the whole pictorial screams ‘burn me’
and:
i went into overlaugh after i slid down the grease spot that is this pic and saw his name over her…
like someone is gonna ask who she belongs to.
Kim is Killing me!!!!! LMAO
lala
On Mar 8, 2008 at 11:45 am | Reply | QuoteAll I have to say is What The Hell.. I thought it was a wax.. Now thats a shame..
Mila T
On Mar 8, 2008 at 11:51 am | Reply | Quotehe scares me
Brook Lynn
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:12 pm | Reply | QuoteLMFAO…
lemon2u
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:36 pm | Reply | QuoteAnd who said “Black don’t crack??” LOL Now to finish the sentence . . . But his teeth look nice.
CorpAtty
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:40 pm | Reply | Quote“…but his TIE looks nice.”
For real: is his NAME really “graffitti written on her kitten” in the immortal words of Naughty by Nature???!!!
asia'h
On Mar 8, 2008 at 12:56 pm | Reply | Quotehis lipgloss is poppin’
awj1
On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:01 pm | Reply | QuoteKeep that bama away from all open flames!!! His face would straight melt like a candle! But I have to say his eyebrows look nice.
idyllminds01
On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:03 pm | Reply | Quotetie
Buttaball
On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:06 pm | Reply | QuoteWOW, I really thought they were wax statues! This is so weird…poor Jermaine, he and his girl look awful! When does anyone every go into the chatroom on this website…it is always empty?
Nina
On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:30 pm | Reply | QuoteThis dude looks like Nipsey Russell playing the Tin-Man on the Wiz!
zblock
On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:32 pm | Reply | QuoteHe looks like a fig. out of a wax museum
MZ DO IT BIG!
On Mar 8, 2008 at 1:42 pm | Reply | QuoteMary wrote:
why do ur question marks go all out side da box? or iz it just my computer? lol
SB23
On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:11 pm | Reply | Quotehis buff (boy, is he shiny)?
Jessica
On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:22 pm | Reply | QuoteHis skin color is nice.
supachoklit
On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:25 pm | Reply | Quotedouebabie wrote:
lol @ “lipchap”….I think he’s the only Jackson who’s still black…Maybe they all know what’s up with his skin and that’s why they all ran to the plasic surgeon before they looked like him (???) IDK but there’s got to be some reason for this madness…
Ce-Ce
On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:39 pm | Reply | QuoteBut his waves looks nice.
J's Lady
On Mar 8, 2008 at 2:56 pm | Reply | QuoteThere is nothing “nice” to say. I just can’t do it. His skin color is a shade of dookie and his face looks like it’s been rearranged by a damn blind man. What’s wrong with these people?
quisemome
On Mar 8, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | QuoteDang! from the sideburns up, he look like Fantasia..is dat a quick weave?
That Girl Tam
On Mar 8, 2008 at 4:12 pm | Reply | QuoteLMAO!! I was laughin so hard at all the OTHER comments, I couldn’t even remember what I wanted to say by the time I got here! HAHAHAHAHA…
1. I’m afraid of his hair.
2. His face is something nightmares are made of.
3. I’m still tryin to figure out why ‘ol girl has his name splashed across her umm…private areas.
4. They were meant to be together…
Ebony
On Mar 8, 2008 at 4:44 pm | Reply | QuoteWho took a white-out pen to that lady’s hoo-ha????????????
mochablck
On Mar 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm | Reply | Quotei was really thinking that eva longoria actually had a wax sculpture of jj in he resturant i was stuck like wtf? as far as hi name on te crotch, i guess we no know who her ish belong
nonchalant
On Mar 8, 2008 at 6:48 pm | Reply | Quote*LOOKIN CASKET SHARP* (whistles)
samantha
On Mar 8, 2008 at 7:50 pm | Reply | Quoteum i’m sorry do you hear anybody calling Barack Obama mixed when we all know that’s what he is….NO! He is referred to as a BLACK man just like Tony Parker in this country! And yes everyone has a right to support who they want, and I a choose not to support her! And I have the right to point out who she’s supporting if I want to, so get over it!
MsSweetTart
On Mar 8, 2008 at 8:58 pm | Reply | QuoteBlank wrote:
This is tooo funny! Thank you
Dana
On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:10 pm | Reply | QuoteBrownSuga82 wrote:
I REALLY had to do a double take!!! I thought it was a WAX Figure! So Sad WTF happened to those JACKSONS!!!!!
mochablck
On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:17 pm | Reply | Quotethere wax-up artist should be fired
shesh1nes
On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:30 pm | Reply | Quotehis buttons looks nice?
MajorKnuckles
On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:53 pm | Reply | QuoteBut his chick’s Unibrow looks nice.
madstudent3000
On Mar 8, 2008 at 9:59 pm | Reply | QuoteThe California Raisin.
SHABON84
On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:46 pm | Reply | Quotejazzy wrote:
yo I did too! i had to look several times to make sure! this is nasty folks! I mean seriously, what is up with his face? why is it so greasily?
gee
On Mar 8, 2008 at 10:54 pm | Reply | Quoteniki-ma wrote:
she can have himmm…dont nobody want him!
gee
On Mar 8, 2008 at 11:00 pm | Reply | QuoteMary wrote:
They need to sue their plastic surgeon!
CaribbeanLionesse
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