Mariah Migrates To SNL+DMX: "What The F*ck Is A Barack?"

Mar 16 | by Natasha

Mariah performed "Migrate" off her upcoming E=MC² album on Saturday Night Live last night:

I was waiting for the punchline since I thought this was one of those SNL parodies. But it wasn't.

So DMX chit chatted with the folks over at XXL online. And dude is clearly still on that ish. Here's a snippet about how X feels about the '08 Presidential election: Are you following the presidential race? Not at all. You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton. His name is Barack?! Barack Obama, yeah. Barack?! Barack. What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa? Yeah, his dad is from Kenya. Barack Obama? Yeah. What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here. You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before. I ain’t really paying much attention. I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black… Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack. Source I have a newfound respect for the law that prohibits convicted felons from voting. He also goes on to talk ish about Lil Wayne and other very important issues. Hit the source for the rest of the article. Gotta love it.

Categories:

PREVIOUS: T.O. & Ne-Yo Get "Fun & Fearless"

NEXT: Weekend Fab: Does Toccara Have To Cut A B*tch?+Soulja Boy Preserves His Sexy+Bow Wow's Vegas B-day Party+Other Fabness

Comments

WANT YOUR OWN AVATAR? GET IT HERE.

dmx....thats sad...mariah

dmx....thats sad...mariah needs 2 act her age it would fit her better, and tpain juumpin on stage like the joker....oh no!

by keki
8:15 pm - Mar 17, '08

[quote

[quote comment="51462"]hahahaha...wow....i really can't believe DMX is that ignorant. if i was the person interviewing him i would get checked out to see if i lost any brain cells from being around that jackass.[/quote] I totally have to agree wit this!!hahaahahahaha soo funny!!I wonder if his IQ went down after the interview too? LMAO!!

by jamaican_princess
8:44 am - Mar 17, '08

[quote comment="52079"][quote

[quote comment="52079"][quote comment="51465"]What did he say about Wayne? That's more important that what he said about Obama...he said he has no idea what's going on...he's probably been in a drug coma for the last few years but he's honest at least... Many of these celebrities have NO IDEA what's going on...if you were to delve into their endorsements you would see it's pseudointellectual BS. They have no idea, they're just riding the Obama train because it's trendy now... So, at least DMX is being honest... I can actually respect that... Now, what did he say about Wayne?[/quote] OK! I actually don't care about Wayne, but if you read the entire article, he goes on to talk about how Presidents don't make decisions and are nothing but puppets. He may be cracked out, but i agree with him on that ish. Mariah needs to step her skanky tail out of the late nineties and get an update asap. Come on-you knockin on 40's door and still talkn about goin to the club with Ray-Ray? Who uses ray-ray anyway, ugh.

by Eeew
3:47 am - Mar 18, '08

What's with all the

What's with all the whispering? Is she pulling a "Janet" on us? No diss to Janet but Mariah is known for her voice, Janet for her dancing. So WTF is up with Mariah?

by Scorpio
8:48 am - Mar 17, '08

Why do we care what DMX say!?

Why do we care what DMX say!? that was a waste of space..lol..That is sad...D dumb M man eX pert...LMAO!!!

by Toot fromSTL
9:07 am - Mar 17, '08

WTF .... is right MAriah will

WTF .... is right MAriah will 40 in 1 year yet she still dressing like that and doing those lame ass performance don't get me wrong I got nothing against someone in their 40's still up on their game ie-- JANET but how is that Mariah is in the same group and dosen't get any flack for her bad performance that been going on for decades oh I forgoy it's the voice but after these lack luster performance that maybe going the way of WHITNEy ----I'll definitely de downloading this cd now instead of purchasing thanks for saving me some GAS MONEY YBF AND MARIAH!

by renyolds
8:21 pm - Mar 17, '08

ummm..is this really news? we

ummm..is this really news? we all know dmx is on drugs. i dont think he knew he was on snl. Now if you said that someone with a sober mind said something...then that i can work with.

by angela
2:01 pm - Mar 17, '08

are we surprised that he said

are we surprised that he said that? we all know that he's on something. Now, if it was someone who was sober..then i could work with that. But a crackheads word is worthless.

by angela
2:03 pm - Mar 17, '08

----DMX is a mindless

----DMX is a mindless idiot...I got sick of him after his second album... ----JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS DMX!!!! Leave that ISH alone!!!

by Dani
8:28 pm - Mar 17, '08

All I can say is, DMX is

All I can say is, DMX is ignorant as hell!!!

by BrownSuga82
11:19 pm - Mar 16, '08

Its a total embarrasement

Its a total embarrasement when negro have no clue there a black president candidate and folks OUTSIDE OF USA have better knowledge off. shame... that negro should just shut the fuck up.

by DMX Ingnorant Ass
11:59 am - Mar 17, '08

dmx--woooow. i don't know

dmx--woooow. i don't know whether to laugh or cry. mimi--*takes deep breath* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000!!!!! wtf happened to mariah voice?? yeah, she looks decent, and she could never dance, but her voice is what makes her...i really hope she's not losing it. having said that, the studio version of migrate sounds like it may be cute, lame ass lyrics and all :) oh and whoever said t-pain looks like a big ass roach: you have slain me.

by sea_sea
11:42 am - Mar 17, '08

first

by ellewills
10:53 pm - Mar 16, '08

Oh. My. God. Is anyone

Oh. My. God. Is anyone actually this stupid? I am stunned.

by msnola01
10:53 pm - Mar 16, '08

I don't like Barack Obama the

I don't like Barack Obama the con artist either, but DMX did sound really ignorant

by Mary
10:05 am - Mar 17, '08

DMX phone home

by ellewills
10:54 pm - Mar 16, '08

DMX lmao, clueless! Mariah

DMX lmao, clueless! Mariah not feeling the young lyrics, she's trying too hard to be radio friendly and compete wit the youngns

by missmikelah
8:34 pm - Mar 17, '08

It's cool--just an

It's cool--just an intellectual term for "keep it movin", that's all. She killed it on Touch My Body.

by Jerrie
10:54 pm - Mar 16, '08

WoW DMX (mouth wide open

WoW DMX (mouth wide open while reading this!), you should be ASHAMED!!!! Natasha, he should be foolywang of the week, just for opening his mouth to say all of that ish!!

by TiffanyMarie
10:56 pm - Mar 16, '08

PS Mariah looks and sounds a

PS Mariah looks and sounds a MESS. . . what is wrong with her? She at least usually shows out a LITTLE bit! It's like she put NO effort whatsoever into this performance!

by TiffanyMarie
10:59 pm - Mar 16, '08

DMX is still smokin

DMX is still smokin sumthin... da guys a hot mess of foolywang, I kno that and Im BRITISH!!

by Christabel
11:01 pm - Mar 16, '08

That Damn DMX...such

That Damn DMX...such ignorance

by Bobby J. Blige
11:01 pm - Mar 16, '08

HEY!!! Did anyone sit

HEY!!! Did anyone sit through the performance long enough to see that T-Pain made a Sambo appearance in Mariah's performance. I'm so done.

by YBFChick2385
8:44 pm - Mar 17, '08

loool tears nearly well up in

loool tears nearly well up in my eye from laughter. whats a barack. lololololol omg. ahahahaha funniest thing i've read today. fanks

by la la land
11:04 pm - Mar 16, '08

- Awww, poor Mariah. Maybe

- Awww, poor Mariah. Maybe next time boo-boo! - DMX......GO AWAY!!! RUFF!!! (Bark as in a cracked out, angry, pit bull sorta way)

by HELLO?
11:07 pm - Mar 16, '08

hahahaha...wow....i really

hahahaha...wow....i really can't believe DMX is that ignorant. if i was the person interviewing him i would get checked out to see if i lost any brain cells from being around that jackass.

by Kiki
11:09 pm - Mar 16, '08

Crack kills and apparently

Crack kills and apparently destroys brain cells, DMX is living proof of this.

by Ms.Cajun
8:55 pm - Mar 17, '08

Did Mariah Carey remind

Did Mariah Carey remind anyone else of Krazy from Season Two of Flavor of Love? Take a minute...think about it...everybody laugh! Very Britney Spears at the MTV Awards show....

by PR_Pryncess
11:10 pm - Mar 16, '08

(singing) He(DMX) don't

(singing) He(DMX) don't knowwwwwwww, who he (Barack Obama) beeeeeeee, he don't knowwwwwww, who he beeeeeeee!

by Leeta
10:45 am - Mar 17, '08

Ok you know first off its

Ok you know first off its pretty sad that in 2008 we still have ignorant people like "DMX". I mean it doesnt matter what race he is. The comments he made were down right ridiculous! As for Mariah, her voice is way much better than this type of Cassie music shit. Im all down for the fun songs or whatever but Mariah should be ashamed of herself. She truly sounded like some new girl who just got on the scene and was performing her first single. Get it together MARIAH

by Aries
8:59 pm - Mar 17, '08

What did he say about Wayne?

What did he say about Wayne? That's more important that what he said about Obama...he said he has no idea what's going on...he's probably been in a drug coma for the last few years but he's honest at least... Many of these celebrities have NO IDEA what's going on...if you were to delve into their endorsements you would see it's pseudointellectual BS. They have no idea, they're just riding the Obama train because it's trendy now... So, at least DMX is being honest... I can actually respect that... Now, what did he say about Wayne?

by M. Fox
11:11 pm - Mar 16, '08

I love YBF...,BUT I'M CERTAIN

I love YBF...,BUT I'M CERTAIN THAT THIS SITE IS FOR THE YOUNG BLACK & FABULOUS...RIGHT? SO, DMX WON'T EVER QUALITY AS LONG AS HIS NAME IS... WHAT THE F(&*9))k IS A DMX?

by Somalia
3:44 pm - Mar 17, '08

I wonder who wrote the lyrics

I wonder who wrote the lyrics to Mariah's migrate...the lyrics are to young for her 30something azz...What the hell, speed dial Ray Ray...click to Shonte and May May...and fella's be grabbing on us.......yea right

by KellyB
11:12 pm - Mar 16, '08

It's absolutely embarassing

It's absolutely embarassing that DMX is actually a public figure and some kids listen and look up to him and he has no idea what is going on in his own damn country. I am sure his children know who Barack is(SMH) Damn Shame!!

by Cee
11:14 pm - Mar 16, '08

sigh There's not enough

*sigh* There's not enough bandwidth on this here blog to describe the ignorance that is DMX...He is such a disgrace to people with a brain.

by Dr. Heather
11:20 pm - Mar 16, '08

DMX is a liability to

DMX is a liability to America. I am beyond appalled that he doesn't know who Barack is, not because he is black but because its his responsibility as a Black America to know the issues, the candidates and VOTE!

by lani
11:23 pm - Mar 16, '08

What the fuck is a

What the fuck is a DMX? Answer: A washed-out ignorant crackhead loser.

by ph2072
11:23 pm - Mar 16, '08

[quote comment="51697"]I

[quote comment="51697"]I don't like Barack Obama the con artist either, but DMX did sound really ignorant[/quote] I'm with you....I don't like Barack the con artist 'Bama' either but, come on, we all know who he is.

by Bootsy521
9:12 pm - Mar 17, '08

[quote comment="51473"]What

[quote comment="51473"]What the fuck is a DMX? Answer: A washed-out ignorant crackhead loser.[/quote] Thank you! So damn true!

by Arianna
11:40 pm - Mar 16, '08

What in the hell was Mariah

What in the hell was Mariah singing? That song was not the business. OOOH boooooo! She had the nerve to put T-pain on that ish.

by Janae
12:02 am - Mar 17, '08

dmx sounded soo stupid. it is

dmx sounded soo stupid. it is people like that give black people a bad name.

by destiny
11:35 pm - Mar 17, '08

[quote comment="51465"]What

[quote comment="51465"]What did he say about Wayne? That's more important that what he said about Obama...he said he has no idea what's going on...he's probably been in a drug coma for the last few years but he's honest at least... Many of these celebrities have NO IDEA what's going on...if you were to delve into their endorsements you would see it's pseudointellectual BS. They have no idea, they're just riding the Obama train because it's trendy now... So, at least DMX is being honest... I can actually respect that... Now, what did he say about Wayne?[/quote] I hope he told him to quit the pharmaceticals or else you will be like me in a few years.

by CHIC AND ZESTY
11:33 pm - Mar 17, '08

[quote comment="51460"]loool

[quote comment="51460"]loool tears nearly well up in my eye from laughter. whats a barack. lololololol omg. ahahahaha funniest thing i've read today. fanks[/quote] I thought I was the only one. I laughed so hard and so loud at this. And then I went back and read it again and laughed just the same. It's hilarious. He cut the interviewer off mid-sentence to continue the disbelief about Obama's name. This is the funniest thing I've read in the longest. There's no need to talk about how said it is...this IS dmx we're talking about. Take it for what it is and recognize good comedy when you see it.

by CoCoPuff
9:27 pm - Mar 17, '08

No words for DMX, but Mariah

No words for DMX, but Mariah Carey is a H.A.M. Is she serious? She should fire her stylist and talk to Alicia Keys' camp so she can get some tips on how to improve her game. No...boo boo!

by UrbanCurlz
12:10 am - Mar 17, '08

ok, mariah: do better. i'm a

ok, mariah: do better. i'm a damn fan and i can't even put a positive spin on this ish. t-pain made my stomach hurt. and WHAT is wrong with DMX yall? "what's a barack?" he had to be jokin because this ish right here will not be tolerated. i guess he sold all his tvs to pay for the habit or something...and lol @ him actin like he's never heard a more outlandish name for a black man than "barack"

by charli skipper
12:12 am - Mar 17, '08

DMX is a walking, talking,

DMX is a walking, talking, breathing idiot!!! He gets the award for most ignorant celebrity fool!!!

by sunray
12:16 am - Mar 17, '08

[quote comment="51466"]I

[quote comment="51466"]I wonder who wrote the lyrics to Mariah's migrate...the lyrics are to young for her 30something azz...What the hell, speed dial Ray Ray...click to Shonte and May May...and fella's be grabbing on us.......yea right[/quote] I picked up on that too. I was like WTF Ray Ray...May May? LMAO

by TT
12:32 am - Mar 17, '08

[quote comment="51478"][quote

[quote comment="51478"][quote comment="51473"]What the fuck is a DMX? Answer: A washed-out ignorant crackhead loser.[/quote] Thank you! So damn true![/quote] Lmao, co-sign!

by ~Nic Nac~
12:35 am - Mar 17, '08

I couldn't even get through a

I couldn't even get through a minute of the Mariah performance. To say that it was horrible is the understatement of the year. What happened to her? This is a woman that used to have the range of a professional opera singer? That wrote intelligent lyrics to coherent songs? Now, at 30 + she is talking about "Ray-Ray" and "May-May" and the way her jeans fit? What the heck!!!! The only upside to the clip that I can think of, is that I will absolutely NOT be buying her CD. As for DMX--that interview segment should be used as a public service announcement in school. i.e. this is what happens when you become a millionaire overnight, but lack a strong educational background, or common sense...an out of touch fool that is an embarrassment to his community.

by Tanisha
12:41 am - Mar 17, '08

[quote comment="51463"]Did

[quote comment="51463"]Did Mariah Carey remind anyone else of Krazy from Season Two of Flavor of Love? Take a minute...think about it...everybody laugh! Very Britney Spears at the MTV Awards show....[/quote] LOL...So true. T-Pain is going to far w/his new found fame. He better save some of that money b/c that voice will play out here real soon