Posted on Apr 15, 2008 by Natasha
New Couple Alert: Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon+Melo Gets No Love From LaLa+The Robert/Junebug Saga Continues
Word has it Hollywod’s newest couple is made up of cheese and spandex. Nick Cannon has supposedly bagged Mariah Carey as his newest main chick. Rumors have been twirling for a few weeks about these two, but MiMi’s people shot them down. BUT, Mariah and her “BFF” Da Brat hit up Prive nightclub in Miami last night for Brat’s 34th birthday, which conveniently was DJ’d by Nick Cannon that night. And after wishing Brat a Happy Birthday, Nick played Jay-Z’s “Public Service Announcement”. Mimi stood up as if on cue, dancing away to the “I got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain” line. Hmmm…
So after Carmelo Anthony was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving yesterday, the deputies dialed his fiance LaLa Vasquez to come bail him out and she gave them a literal “No sir!” on that one. She told them she was not coming to bail him out, and Melo was left to a brown nosing deputy dropping him off at his hotel room at the Ritz Carlton in Denver. And seeing that this dude lives and has a house in Denver, why is he in a hotel room? Trouble in paradise for the eternal fiances?
Sigh. Aside from this ish that stirred up all kinds of tomfoolery yesterday, Robert’s (of Day 26) new fiance Junebug is writing a book conveniently called the ” She posted the first 3 chapters on her myspace page. And sources tell me there’s even talk of her and Robert getting a reality show together. Jesus be an FCC censor.
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On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
First?!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
First!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
You just can’t help it, can you Mariah? What did Tommy do to you? You have a fetish for young people, don’t you? GROW UP
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
2nd
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
yay!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Damn LaLa?! Is it that bad?
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Funny how lala left his butt hanging. This robert and Junebug situation is a HAM I must say.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Um its about time Lala kicked Melo out, have u heard the way ol’ dude talks, if it wasn’t for basketball he would have definitely been in the classes located in the basement. Robert and Junebug need to quit it. Robert u r not a star, u will never be a star. U r signed to Badboy, or di u forget?
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Hey i mean fourth..lol…wow mariah is getting it in where it fit in i mena y not get nick cannon he is a sexy young dude…..she wants him to touch her body…lol i will not under and cercumstances watch junebug and robert in a reality tv show… but i have read the first 3 chapters of the book and i will read more…..lmao…it is hot i like love lies and sex….lmao…and i would not be beat to reap a ring from a man who publically dissed me hundreds of times my friend sister meet them and they have been talkin for the last 2 weeks and if thats what a man in loves does i want none of it….
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
A reality show??? God, networks are desperate. That has to be a lie. Who wants to see frick and frack and their cheap wedding rings romp around town. No dice.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
In all tradition am I first???
Anyways 1st off do ppl fail to realize he tol D Woods that she was not all that…but then you wife that BUG………BOOOO ROBERT!
2 ndly I need to figure out who the hell signs off on these reality shows cuz I mean REALLY Id rather watch Dawn and Q all day….An why does everyone think they are a writer??..WHO REALLY CARES WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY…….NEXT
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Mimi, wtf is up?!? You can’t drop great albums like “The Emancipation” and revert back to your old foolishness. Please, no, make it stop. JD better come and get his girl.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
melo needs to do some crunches, lift some weights-he’s so big and slow to be a young nba star…so now 37 year old mariah’s the hottest chick in the game-she’s SO delusional(sp)…them 2 can have eachother-he’s a wacko-doodle-doo
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Did anyone notice this girls undergarments. She should definitely know better!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
How old is this Junebug? She looks much older than him. Didn’t someone tell her to put on some black undergarments with that see thru dress! So not cute!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Now, I KNOW that Mariah is almost old enough to be Nick’s mother. Then again… I forgot that Nickoledeon does hire 30 and 40 years olds to play these high school roles. Nevermind.
Now someone please remind me… how is Mariah wearing his chain when I could’ve sworn that during the Black History month special he was talking about making payments on chains and stuff…. Hmmmm… maybe Mimi got it for him. Who knows. I swear he is trying to date every light skinned woman in Hollywood. Colorblind much, Nick? Or this another publicity stunt to try to become relevant and respected in Hollywood. Sit down.
Carmelo…. Damn. Your girl won’t even pick your a$$ up? Damn.
And about those other irrelevant folks:
I’m cancelling my cable if they get a show. Point blank.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Vanz wrote:
I say “YES IT IS!” Something’s up with these two!!!!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Go LaLa. I woul dnot pick his dumb ass up either. Hell to the No. Walk home.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I was always wondered if Mariah would settle down. After she got that divirce from that old guy a long time ago, she seemed to turn into a garden tool. Good to see she’s ready for be a one-man woman. Hope Nick’s ready to be a one-woman man too.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
WHEN WILL ALL THE SHENANIGANS END?!?!?!?
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
MzTrici wrote:
yeah…make that “divorced”. Dang my typing in haste!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
damn LaLa - “Hell no I ain’t picking him up! and you bet not bring his ass here either!!!”
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
The thought of Nick Cannon and MiMi makes me wanna Vomit. Mariah is so much better that this, she deserves much better, She should get out while she still can, or deal with his crap and write a number one hit later.
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Carmelo not getting picked up by LaLa is defintely a sign if something wrong. But then again the situation as a whole is disappointing, concidering that he’s a Rolemodel for kids. but still, I’m definitely watching them two.. hm…
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Although the Robert and Junebug ish was pure ghettoassness, you gotta give them credit, they’re trying to out-race the clock on their 15 minutes of fame, And I think it is fricken HILLARIOUS! If anyone watched Making The Band Robert was always yearning for attention. I think he goes both ways… oops! did I just let that slip?
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
4 AM…well, he wasn’t staying with her, so y should she?
Nick and Mariah…ugh!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
This stuff has to stop ASAP with Robert and his Golden Girl. I need to fast and pray that this mess is stopped. A book? A reality show? She obviously needs a job or something to do with her time or hands.
MiMi and Nick Cannon? I don’t know about that one. I might’ve left Melo at the jailhouse too for that craziness. No matter how much $$$ you make, you are not above the law!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
ayo is it just me, or do Junebug look like her coochie stink….
she look like a dirty girl. ew….
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
This is ALL so “young black and UNfabulous”! Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey is o so gross a couple! And does she really think that she’s the hottest chick in the game?
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Aveynez wrote:
PLEASE USE YOUR SPELL CHECK (OR A DICTIONARY)!!! CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR’RE SAYING!!!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
This is the wackist stuff I’ve seen in a while.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
If they can get a reality show, I damn sure should be able to!!!!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Welll…seeing as though Mariah is trying to eternally remain 12 years-old and Nick Cannon is 15 1/2 years-old, they make a good couple!! Did he officially announce his break-up with that chick he was engaged to?
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
There is not enough room for two Erica’s on this board. Not cute.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
boston2phx wrote:
oh my damn, how did I miss those “DayGlo” panties! Um, no ma’am.
Mariah, that’s a BIG 2 steps back. Nick is wack. I’d take Da Brat over him any day.
LOL @ LALA LEAVIN’ MELO IN JAIL! When will these boys learn? “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”…
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
GAPEACH wrote:
AMEN!!!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Lets hope Carmelo and LaLa aint together anymore… he TOO FINE to be with anyone other than me! lol
Same for Robert… his voice is so sexy to me, and I dont care if he go both ways or not, he can bring Qwanell and we can get it on
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
—-Who the heck wants to see Robert on a reality show all by himself with all of that bitchassness…come on…
—-I don’t believe Nick could bag Mariah…he is so corny….
—-Carmelo was never on planning marrying that girl…and she is sick of it…I told you guys he was doing his thing and was not trying to get married…wow she actually said she would not bail him out…how funny…
—-Somebody is going to be getting kicked out of the house…hmmmm…
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
La La probably knew he was coming from a jump off’s crib. What she look like picking him up after that? Robert only dissed June for TV purposes. I knew he was lying and June was probably in on it. I wish all the guys luck with their relationships, but it is highly unlikely that all four of the guys with women will come out with their relationship intact.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
hilarious
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
All of this tomfoolery is killing me!!!!!
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MiMi….Nick Cannon, really??? You sure about that one? But then again, both of yall are corny as hell!
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That engagement mess….*flat lined*
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LaLa…I wouldn’t pick his ass up either….You get tired of having to deal with grown ass people silly ass ways!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I don’t know. I’d be interested in watching June clown him for a season. You know she wears the pants in that relationship.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
So after Carmelo Anthony was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving yesterday, the deputies dialed his fiance LaLa Vasquez to come bail him out and she gave them a literal “No sir!” on that one. She told them she was not coming to bail him out, and Melo was left to a brown nosing deputy dropping him off at his hotel room at the Ritz Carlton in Denver
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Priceless! LMAO!!!
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Pls say it aint so!!! We are NOT going to be subjected to a reality show with these two. I would rather watch paint dry! :-S
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Bird wrote:
I totally agree i just do not understand why they are running around screaming single i am going to like the cd no matter what…married, dating engaged , or single…
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Bird wrote:
I totally agree i just do not understand why they are running around screaming single i am going to like the cd no matter what…married, dating engaged , or single…
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Nick Cannon, “SIGH” need I say more, he needs to grow up or grow a mastache, I still don’t think either of those things would work, but hey! I think that this is so not true, Mariah knows better, he needs to go back to that chick, Christina Milian and who cares if Mariah is or isn’t the hottest chick in the game, he is still looks like someones little brother.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Oh, and why can’t Mariah have herself a boy toy??!!! I would prefer to see her with Nick than DaBrat!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Erica wrote:
Yes yes, wack indeed
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Robert + Junebug = Ghetto Heidi and Spencer. Matching colors and everything. Can you say staged?
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I would have never link these two together…
I wouldnt think Nick was her type either….
But he’s cute…&& young
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Robert needs to stop that mess and work in cleaning his nasty nails first….lol I always hated from day one how he always have nasty dirty nails.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Oh and I dont wan sound like the clean up woman,but……
I would sure sweep up Carmelo if Lala dont want him…..
Ofcourse after the divorce is final!….lmao…jk
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
*wana*
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Um, Im sorry I didnt catch the name if the the book Junebug is writing…
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Mellow is hidious.. why does this dude have a perm/ relaxer in his hair? I wouldnt have went to get his azz either …. Keep the Ring La La and next time find a MAN not a boy.
MiMi better not be trying to push up on that lil yougin Nick is going to go postal on a chic if he gets dumped again and yo uknwo MiMi cant keep a man or vice versa.
Like I said before this chic ” JuneBug” uhmmmm looks about 40 + and trying to roll in that fresh advance check money from P-Diddy. And her Bra and Drawls ( Yes I said it ) are showing how you goign to wear that Tissue Paper Dress post the pics on Myspace and think folk going to call you cute ! Child Please
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
oohhh Carmelo…..
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
i thought mariah didn’t like black guys? or they had to be bi-racial and really light skin?
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Girlfriend’s not one of my faves (she could dial it back a little and we’d still know she’s down),but she’s been through a lot, handles hers, and most importantly, is a good mom.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
MC & Nick? I hope this is not a rumour but reality! I would love to see Mariah getting some Chocolate Love she deserves to achieve happiness.
LaLa good move! Carmelo needs a taste of reality. Educate him!
Robert is my favourite singer from Day26 but this reality show thing is going too far.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Nick Cannon and MiMi…ummm not even close to being belivable but hey what ever floats your boat! If she starts poopin out little Cannons I might belive it then. Nick thugh Mimi…hummmm..??
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Mello looks like a WHOLE DIFFERENT MAN - While Curiously LaLa is looking very good these days.
MELLO - WTF is up with your face puffy your skin - old man lookin’ your eyes no longer young man athlete clear WHA????!!!!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
I can’t imagine he wanted her to throw him all over her facebook page.
Not that he’s a huge celeb, but I think it’d be good to retain some anonymity when your significant other is in the industry. I’m sure she’s proud of her man and happy about the proposal, but goodness…That mess affects his image too.
I bet Puff’s gonna tell him to take those pix down in a second. lol
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
While Mimi would be a definite upgrade for Nick, she would be regressing if she got with him. And she knows that.
Unless he’s a little toy for her, then whatever. LOL
But I believe the rumors she’s with that other cat…Mimi ain’t a fool.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Mariah is not dating Nick.she’s been with Mark Sudack (google) for 5 years or so.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Is that baby hair Carmelo?!?!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
NICK CANNON WAS AT B96 RADIO STATION IN CHICAGO WITH MS. CAREY AS REPORTED BY NINA CHANTEL(RADIO PERSONALITY) WHO KNOWS HIM TODAY.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Mariah…such a tragic mulatto
Poor LALA,when are women gonna learn that you cant be a baby mama and expect the best! damn
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
lol im mad that the A1 steak sauce on the table, honey you can give a man a record deal and take him and his hood rat out of the ghetto but you can’t take the ghetto out of either.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Da ummm…..It sounds like the nicca was at the Carlton Ritz with some other broad…and LaLa said”Hell to the MF NAW”. It’s been no secret that Melo has been stepping out on Lala for ages, this is why they have not tied the knot as yet!
I don’t blame LaLa at all…maybe she can revive herself and get back onto VH1 or MTV (VIACOM EITHER WAY) and get herself back together without this fool…cuz after this stint, I don’t think they will make it…ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Mommy…Leave his tired azz and move on with your life honey!
Da ummmm Nick Cannon and MC2 Or whatever she’s trying to re-invent her useless ass again on is….oh wait….(((((YARN))))))…I am bored of this subject Next=>
Junebug and Robert from Day 26, should be counting the fact that is about all the days he has left on his few days of fame! WTF would you spend any advance that Bad Boy (Diddy) would pay out, knowing that this could be his last check on this foolish ish? Yall know as well as I do, that every artist from MTB1-4 ain’t never really amounted to nothing….I was so still waiting on DYLON “I SPIT LIKE HOT FIRE” to come out of the crack wood works, or Babs and Ness?
Dumb Diddy Dumb-Dumb should just really fall back and sell Bad Boy out like Jay and move on with his foolishness already! SMDH
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
MRS. LA LA WAS PROBABLY BUSY WIT MR. H.PORTER FROM H. WEST VIRGINIA AT THE TIME, I WOULDN’T DOUBT IT KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CLOSE MELO OR LET HER GO BUDDY.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
“JESUS BE AN FCC CENSOR”!!!! NATASHA YOU MUST STOP!!! LMAO!!!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Wait. . .I thought Da Brat was Mimi’s man.
Bad Yemaya Bad. . .slapping myself on the hands.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
STHU wrote:
Helllllooo!!! Co-signing to both comments.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Yemaya wrote:
You know I was thinking the same thing! Could Nick be a cover-up for the Mariah and Da Brat rumors?
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Wow…Mariah’s actually dating a BLACK GUY…the shock from that alone won’t allow me to comment on this other foolishness but just so you know…ROBERT AND JUNEBUG DO NO REP THE D OR HOW MOST OF DETROIT MEAN AND WOMEN CARRY THEMSELVES!!!!!!!! I’m at a loss for words right now…Jesus be a fence!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
MR 304 DO TELL! HOW U GONNA DROP A BOMB LIKE THAT AND SMEAR OFF?
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Wow mariah is dating a BLACK MAN…the shock from that alone has left me paralyzed from commenting on all of this other foolishness…but let me say that ROBERT AND JUNEBUG DO NOT REP THE D AND HOW THE MAJORITY OF MEN AND WOMEN CARRY THEMSELVES EVERYDAY!!!!! With that being said, I can’t take it no more! Jesus be a fence!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Side bar: MiMi has done it again! The new ablum is hot! I am definatley feeling it. it’s a great follow up The Emanicaption…I was initally worried because I wasn’t Feeling “Touch My Body”, but the remainder of the album delivers in the way we hoped she would.
Now back to reguarly scheduled programming…
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
“I want to make sure the public understands that I fully support my fiancé, Carmelo Anthony, and stand by him through this ordeal,” Vazquez, a former MTV veejay, says in a statement to PEOPLE on Tuesday. “I will always have his back and never refused to pick him up from the police station. In fact, they offered to bring him to me.”
Anthony was arrested early Monday morning near downtown Denver, hours after leading his Denver Nuggets to victory over the Houston Rockets.
The NBA star reiterated his love for Vazquez in his own statement to PEOPLE: “LaLa continues to be a rock in my life, she’s always been there for me through thick and thin.”
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Why he posted his personal ads on m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m ????? It seems that they have emotional issues.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Hey Kay Kay girl!! I agree with you about Mariah and Nick. He is the whackest. She can have him.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Im personally happy for the two of them. i think he did the right thing by puttin a ring on her finger. Congrats Robert and June!!
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
For the THOUSANDTH time Mariah is dating Mark Sudack! BTW her new album: E=MC2 is HOT! Personal faves are:”Side Effect’s”, “Love Story” & “bye,bye”.
On Apr 15, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Fudge wrote:
Fudge, not to diss, but if “YOU’RE” going call somebody out, you might want to use spell check as well………I’m just saying.
On Apr 16, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Nick Cannon is damn near 28 years old… He is a grown ass man and My only Issue is that Mariah can do a whole lot better!
On Apr 16, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Nick needs to go back to nickelodeon, because he’s untalented.
On Apr 16, 2008 | Reply | Quote
MzTrici wrote:
garden tool - a hoe?….LMAO!
On Apr 16, 2008 | Reply | Quote
carmelo needs to drop Lala and bring the sexy back. he need a down ass chick and lala only down for the money not alll that other ish that comes with it.. lala a trick and after all just a vj maybe she dont have the funds..
Mariah and Nick LMFAO WTF
On Apr 16, 2008 | Reply | Quote
How ghetto is it to have the A1 steak sauce in the background. Is that plastic on the chairs? She look old enough to be his mom.
On Apr 16, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Dominique=[♥] wrote:
They ain’t married!!!!!!!!
On Apr 16, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Paschita wrote:
Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - don’t throw stomes when YOU live in a glass house, huh? LOL! Good 1………i didn’t even notice that!
On Apr 16, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Umm Robert is not a big celebrity and this junebug chick isn’t either so…Nick and Mariah- NO!!!! How random is that? Melo- get it together!
On Apr 16, 2008 | Reply | Quote
Can we for once respect the name “Jesus”
Just saying….
On Apr 16, 2008 | Reply | Quote
i think jesus has more pressing concerns that how one uses his name! really. stop nitpicking.