When Silicone Attacks

Apr 25 | by Natasha

The video chick game is obviously at a premium these days. Angel Lola Luv, some chick named Jazzie, and Melyssa Ford all hit up Terrance J's NY birthday bash last night in prime silicone form:

Angel is going to plea her fake ass and chi chis are real till the day she's 95 years old and that silicone has traveled down to her calves. Damn shame. More silicone when you read the rest...

Not sure who this Jazzie person is but clearly she and Angel got a booty buddy discount at their plastic surgeon.

And I actually thought Melyssa was one of the baddest video chicks in the game until she went and got everything on her body lipo'd and injected with several ounces of silicone. Is this what it takes to stay in the video chick game these days? They might make more at a 9-5 using their ASSets to move up to that corner office. I'm just sayin'...

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[/quote]Tasha, u ain't lying!

[/quote]Tasha, u ain't lying! Her body don't even look proportioned with that "booty" she got manufactured onto her backside. That's how you know its fake! It actually look nasty to me. When will Black women find something else to do instead of wanting to show your "booty" to get seen? That's what make me feel no remorse when one of y'all (talking about the "booty" flaunters) end up get sexually abused or raped by the dudes y'all mess with. If u wanna show it to everybody, then dudes just gone think its free and can do whatever they want with you. Why Black people, WHY? Please do better.[/quote] To Blaqcurrant, you are misinterpreting what I wrote. All I'm saying is her booty just don't look natural. Yeah, you can have a big booty, but hers just don't scream "IT'S REAL!" to me. And about the rape thing: I'm just saying that it is so pitiful how so many of the young Black females want to flaunt their bodies so much; it's just too a point where it's degrading. Yeah, you can be proud of your body, but somethings you don't have to sell...basically, their "selling" their body...tryna get cash from showing they a**. So don't get all heated over this, I'm just speaking truth :)

by Patricia
10:47 pm - Apr 26, '08

ME NO LIEKY.... I ALWASY

ME NO LIEKY.... I ALWASY COMPLEMENT THE LADIES BUT CHIC LOOKS TRASHY AND MIGHT HAVE JUST COME OFF THE CORNER. NOT VERY CLASSY, AT LEAST BE A CLASSY HOE..... DAYUM

by Keysha E.
7:17 pm - Apr 25, '08

I JUST CAN'T GET OVER

I JUST CAN'T GET OVER ANGEL,HER ASS JUST DON'T SIT RITE THATS HOW I KNO IT AINT REAL, MELYSSA LOOKS LOVELY MINUS THA WIG THO, & JAZZIE? EWW SO SICK OF THA ASS SHOTS NEXT!

by SayIt
11:29 pm - Apr 25, '08

[quote comment="77497"][quote

[quote comment="77497"][quote comment="77436"][quote comment="77421"]3 NYPD detectives acquitted in groom slaying Sean Bell, 23, killed in hail of bullets on night of his bachelor party[/quote] You know what, that really hurts. I cant even do trivial silicone right now.[/quote] *Dumbfounded* So I guess "people" do believe that African Americans are truly second class citizens in this country. You can take the life of a young, black man without due cause and suffer no repercussions of your actions? Really? Sickening...[/quote] I just heard the news and I am completely stunned. One officer (the white one) "allegedly" fired 31 shots by himself. These guys were unarmed regardless if they had been drinking. All those shots were clearly unneccessary. They were found "not guilty" on ALL counts which is just shameful. I pray for all involved, including the guilty(judge included) because what goes around comes around; payback is a mother, "..Vengence is mine, saith the Lord". You know what I am saying...

by Denise
6:25 pm - Apr 25, '08

Hello Miss Natasha this is

Hello Miss Natasha this is Jazzie (correct spelling for all) and im reaching out to u and ur readers to state my claim bcus unfortunately u were miss informed. i do not have silicone injections or any injections for that matter in my ass. i've been blessed since the age of 5 and havent had any problems, until now, proving that my ass is 100% real. i cant speak for the others but i know that fake asses do exist. and the reason why they do is bcus of woman like me who was born with one naturally. i inspire women to lay on there stomachs and allow people to shoot substance in there bodies. and just to answer the question on who i am, im jazzie who's done numerous magazines such as Smooth Magazine jamaica live issue (coming may 20th), cover of straight stuntin magazine with 50 cent, the source, hip hop weekly, sweets magazine, as is magazine, the village voice, book cover titled love me not, fabolous and gunit videos etc. and look out for me on the big screen which i will be featured in the NOTORIOUS FILM. ur girl is on her grind and i can only get better. so hate it or love it, i'm donig me. so respect it. and dont get it twisted im so not mad, im actually flattered and amused. so thanks to the comments above and to see more of my REAL ASS go to my website. have a good one. god blessed.

by jazzie
7:20 pm - Apr 25, '08

I swear I've seen Angel's

I swear I've seen Angel's dress before.... Did Rihanna, Cassie or Christina M rock it before??? hmmmm

by Bonifant
6:24 pm - Apr 25, '08

[quote comment="77421"]3 NYPD

[quote comment="77421"]3 NYPD detectives acquitted in groom slaying Sean Bell, 23, killed in hail of bullets on night of his bachelor party[/quote] Yeah, that's fucking sad, but the police know that karma is a bitch...

by camilla
6:22 pm - Apr 25, '08

I cannot help but laugh out

I cannot help but laugh out loud when I see photos of Lola Luv. She looks ridiculous and should demand a refund. Black women you are beautiful just as you are. Nothing wrong with perhaps getting a little enhancement if that is what you want, but just don't go overboard.

by Denise
6:20 pm - Apr 25, '08

PATRICIA IS A FOOL .......

PATRICIA IS A FOOL ....... WOMEN IN STRICT RELIGIOUS COUNTRIES ARE RAPED AND ABUSED EVERY DAY AND THEY WEAR GARMENTS THAT COVER THEIR BODY DOWN TO THE ANKLES. GET A GRIP. HOWEVER I DO AGREE THAT YOU SHOULDN’T WEAR FIGURE HUGGING ASS SHOWING CLOTHING AND EXPECT NOT TO GET NOTICED OR APPROACHED. SOME MEN OUT HERE ARE JUST PLAN IGNORANT AND WILL COME AT YOU REAL GRIMY LIKE. SOME WOMEN SHOULD REALLY TONE IT DOWN IF THEY DON’T WANT TO BE MESSED WITH. HOWEVER AGAIN ! NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO TOUCH YOU OR SAY NASTY THINGS TO YOU REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU WEAR. ******THIS ISSUE IS A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD*******

by Keysha E.
7:23 pm - Apr 25, '08

Angel Lola Luv, needs a azz

Angel Lola Luv, needs a azz lift, that azz is hanging to dam low...Get a Azz Lift.......LMAO

by natia
9:37 pm - Apr 25, '08

I was there and I was appaled

I was there and I was appaled when she walked by me and I saw what was trailing behind her. EEEEW Angel!

by 2bdesired
7:25 pm - Apr 25, '08

i'm mad mad at the cheap

i'm mad mad at the cheap dress lola has on mad at the fakeness of the BLENDING of her chicken leg thighs to the GINORMOUSNESS that is (not) her ass most of all... mad at the verdict....no words New York is burning

by cupcakesnatcher
12:06 am - Apr 27, '08

y'all need to stop hatin on

y'all need to stop hatin on my bff jazzie!!! im bout to post her yearbook pix cuz that ass is a 100% realllll trussstt!!! do ya research before yall talk about jazzie..her thighs and hips are naturally thick as well with an ass to match and a small waist!!

by Tash
12:19 am - Apr 27, '08

[quote comment="77408"]2nd.

[quote comment="77408"]2nd. I'll tap it still though.[/quote] like you'd ever get the chance... good grief man, snap out of it!!

by cyryn
7:37 pm - Apr 25, '08

THEY ASSETS IS FAKE STR8 UP.

THEY ASSETS IS FAKE STR8 UP. SPEAK W/A BIG ASS MYSELF....U CAN TELL WHEN ONE IS FAKE & THEIRS IS. THATS JUST STANK NASTY & ITS GETTING WORSE[quote comment="77540"]Everybody yall some haters! Just made yall azz aint so phat, act like black women dont have curves & phat azzes. My girl azz phat just like dat & hers is real. Gossip about something else..like way yo head aint down or something. Get a life!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] CLEARLY YOU DONT HAVE A LIFE OR ELSE YOU WOULDNT HAVE COMMENTED.....SPEAKIN W/A BIG ASS....U CAN SPOT WHEN ONE IS FAKE & THEIRS IS....NUFF SAID

by CHELLE
7:40 pm - Apr 25, '08

all these chicks are what is

all these chicks are what is called..miles of bad road.

by pam
7:16 am - Apr 26, '08

[quote comment="77427"]I LOVE

[quote comment="77427"]I LOVE that dress M. Ford is wearing I LOVE IT... She has gotten quite unattractive... I loved her in that one Jadakiss vid. These girls with the butt implants look so nasty... It is becoming a trend and I'm scared.[/quote] Me too.... that's when I first saw her. I thought she was the most beautiful woman alive. Damn... live hard, die young... [quote comment="78179"]That girl Jazzie look like Gucci Mane in a dress![/quote] So true! ROFL! "It must be the @ss cuz it ain't yo face..."

by B.SophiaLoren
7:01 pm - Apr 28, '08

I have a big booty, small

I have a big booty, small waste and big boobs and I am an avg working chick, no money for surgery. My attributes go with my body though, I have thick legs and arms. Its not skinny legs, arms, and then everything protruding out.

by Owww
7:43 pm - Apr 25, '08

Gross. I feel like such a

Gross. I feel like such a white girl right now, but all of these chicks' booty look nasty & i'm so glad my back don't look like that. However, I have a girlfriend who's bum I'm jealous of. But her's is real...

by b.SophiaLoren
12:04 am - Apr 26, '08

LOOK LIKE THEM GIRLS BOOTIES

LOOK LIKE THEM GIRLS BOOTIES STANK!!!

by PRETTI NIKKI
12:19 am - Apr 29, '08

THAT AINT GOT NOTHING TO DO

THAT AINT GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH HER LOOKING LIKE A MAN!(LOL)

by PRETTI NIKKI
12:20 am - Apr 29, '08

LMAO!!! I'm at work and

LMAO!!! I'm at work and nearly choked on my drink

by felicia
7:47 pm - Apr 25, '08

[quote

[quote comment="77551"]Melyssa has a nice body but she aint all there in the face...I dunt see what all the fuss is over... Her weaves are looking quite tacky lately[/quote] [quote comment="77552"]MELYSSA LOOKS SICK...[/quote] i agree with you both... she looks very different in the face then what I remember

by Z-Block
7:48 pm - Apr 25, '08

[quote comment="77456"]It is

[quote comment="77456"]It is possible that their assets can be real. My aunt's friend was built just like that broke in the hood! But, now she is older, her body is jacked the hell up. Her asset is sagging and just right out nasty looking. I'm going to give the ladies the benefit of the doubt. Most black people that mess with technology like that. Hell we are usually scared it might swell up the rest of our boby. I think it is her natural body. I see chicks with small waist and big assets all the time. I have a similar built myself, a very small waist with hips and a butt. But, I'm also tall. My father's mother and aunt had very big butts. Those old women with butts so big they run over the toliet. Thank God, it look like it has stopped. It is hard to find pants that fit in the waist. I hope these chicks didn't mess with God's creation. That is just crazy. You have to be happy with what you get. I have to say these women do at least know what alot of black men like. That is big assets! lol[/quote] I'M SORRY, THE ASSETS ARE CLEARLY FAKE BUT IF THEY WANNA PRETEND WE ARE ALL IDIOTS, WHATEVER. I HAVE A BIG ASS AND A SMALL WAIST BUT ALSO EACH MY THIGHS ARE ABOUT AS WIDE AS HER WAIST(LUCKILY I'M BOWLEGGED SO THEY DON'T TOUCH). THESE THINGS GO HAND AND HAND(OR LEG AND LEG:) YOU CANNOT JUST MAGICALLY HAVE A LARGE BUM WITH TWO LITTLE QTIP LEGS, NOT NATURAL. MELYSSA FORD IS A NATURAL(OR WAS NATURAL) BEAUTY. IN THESE PICS THO SHE LOOKS REALLY TIRED AND THAT WIG IS SCARY. I KNOW SHE CAN AFFORD A LACE OR ATLEAST A GOOD TRIP TO THE SALON, COME ON! BUT I LOVE HER STILL. NEXT.

by Marica
8:00 am - Apr 26, '08

this indeed a hot ass mess...

by london(2)
1:12 pm - Apr 27, '08

Patricia- sweetie, i was

Patricia- sweetie, i was agreeing with you until you said don't feel sorry for women who are raped because supposed they asked for it that's just a god awful thing to say a women doesn't deserve to have her body violated- period i'm sorry you were told that lie looking like a whore and acting like a whore is a choice that some women make- but being forced into a sexual act is NOT! you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

by dr.s
4:26 am - Apr 27, '08

HATERS1 ANGEL lola luv looks

HATERS1 ANGEL lola luv looks real! I've seen plenty women with such a figure! her legs are not skinny! Are we jealous???

by boot
12:32 am - Apr 26, '08

and furthermore-

and furthermore- patricia- women of all colors get caught up in "showing their bodies to be seen" playboy and hustler was the start of it all, hun! not to say it's right- but please don't make this into a Black thing!

by dr.s
4:29 am - Apr 27, '08

i fucks with u.....! thank u,

i fucks with u.....! thank u, my point exactly. nothing is spetacular about my ass. the difference btwn me and the others is i know how to give u that pose. thats it!!! and my dress goes down to my kness and my arms r expose but i guess i look like a skank? whatever? one thing about black women we love to hate on one anotha that shit has to ceased! and cheryl ur correct. bcus i have a ass i deserve to get raped?!? how dare people be so ignorant and hateful. i feel sorry for ur daughter ms. paticia, im glad ur not part of our judicial system. and shout out to ms. flecther for her valuable point! i get it from my daddy and his side of the family. im starting a campagin "stop the the hate in 08"!

by jazzie
7:55 pm - Apr 25, '08

That girl Jazzie look like

That girl Jazzie look like Gucci Mane in a dress!

by Jordan
12:33 am - Apr 26, '08

I SAY GOT DAMNNNNN! REAL OR

I SAY GOT DAMNNNNN! REAL OR NOT THAT SHIT LOOKS NASTY...They seriously need a colonic to take the shit out of their ass..lol

by camilla
8:54 am - Apr 26, '08

OH MY, ANGEL ANGEL ANGEL

OH MY, ANGEL ANGEL ANGEL ANGEL....MISKEEN, DOMA RAS!!!!!!!

by Amina
7:55 pm - Apr 25, '08

angel and jazzie

angel and jazzie whatever....that is not cute or sexy...eeeeeuughh *shivers from creepiness*

by holla06
12:45 am - Apr 26, '08

She looks nasty!

by SexynCali
5:01 pm - Apr 25, '08

2nd. I'll tap it still

2nd. I'll tap it still though.

by Anthony
5:03 pm - Apr 25, '08

Top 5!

by TJ
5:03 pm - Apr 25, '08

"Angel is going to plea her

"Angel is going to plea her ish is real till the day she’s 95 years old and that mess has traveled down to her calves. Damn shame." I was about to say the same thing....LMAO. Gonna need a cart to carry the boobies in too....

by 40+
5:03 pm - Apr 25, '08

That Angel chick looks

That Angel chick looks skraight foolywang!

by E-B
8:01 pm - Apr 25, '08

NOT TO BE HATIN OR

NOT TO BE HATIN OR ANTHING....Angel's dress is $45.00 at Fredericks of Hollywood...... Step the game up boo.

by MsABanks
12:56 am - Apr 26, '08

Melyssa looks nice....in that

Melyssa looks nice....in that pic. Who makes that dress?

by NJoy917
5:05 pm - Apr 25, '08

whatever....next.

by Keesh
5:05 pm - Apr 25, '08

They all look like retired

They all look like retired porn stars.

by Nah
5:07 pm - Apr 25, '08

Uh Melysa Ford doesn't even

Uh Melysa Ford doesn't even look like herself! What's sad about the Silicone Twins is that dudes like that ish! I mean couldn't you have gotten something realistic at least! Damn!

by Jrenee122
5:07 pm - Apr 25, '08

Looks like babies when they

Looks like babies when they got chitty pampers....lol.

by 40+
5:07 pm - Apr 25, '08

Tasha, u ain't lying! Her

Tasha, u ain't lying! Her body don't even look proportioned with that "booty" she got manufactured onto her backside. That's how you know its fake! It actually look nasty to me. When will Black women find something else to do instead of wanting to show your "booty" to get seen? That's what make me feel no remorse when one of y'all (talking about the "booty" flaunters) end up get sexually abused or raped by the dudes y'all mess with. If u wanna show it to everybody, then dudes just gone think its free and can do whatever they want with you. Why Black people, WHY? Please do better.

by Patricia
5:08 pm - Apr 25, '08

3 NYPD detectives acquitted

3 NYPD detectives acquitted in groom slaying Sean Bell, 23, killed in hail of bullets on night of his bachelor party

by just fab
5:09 pm - Apr 25, '08

I've seen Angel in person,

I've seen Angel in person, and Im not hating-cuz I think she is cute in the face, but the body looks nasty for real. She is like 3 ft tall, and all of THAT just doesnt look good on her frame. Guess you have to do what you have to-whatever

by msjones1126
5:09 pm - Apr 25, '08

^^^ THAT WAS SOO OFF TOPIC

^^^ THAT WAS SOO OFF TOPIC BUT NEEDED ATTENTION

by just fab
5:09 pm - Apr 25, '08

Who told theses skeets that

Who told theses skeets that having abnormally shaped asses was alright? Sir Mix-A lot would not approve. If you can tell that it's fake, then it wasn't even worth it. And uh, I don't know what's going on with Melissa's face, but damn I'll be damn glad when she snaps out of it. Her lips are so dark like she's chiefing blunts sun up to sun down.

by J's Lady
5:09 pm - Apr 25, '08

Angel and Jazzy both has

Angel and Jazzy both has those booty shots/injections. Angel's is already shifting...the shots contain industrial silicone and isn't contained (you know how real surgeons use packs of medical silicone for booty/boob jobs). So exactly it won't last more than 5-10 years...then the shyt actually starts traveling to other areas in the body (leaving lumps, bumps, and disfiguring your body) and it can lead to future health problems. So I hope that these video gyrls and strippers are cashing in now b.cuz in a few years they are going to look a damned mess...