Posted on May 9, 2008 by Natasha
Friday Foolywang Material+More Quotes From Chris Brown
House of Damnitstillwrong just won’t stop. Now Beyonce and Mama Tina are trying to bedazzle your kids:
Head Over Heels
Apparently the Knowles clan is expanding HOD into a whole new kids line. It’s all kinds of wrong going on in this ad. And I’m mainly talking about the clothes themselves. And to think…after I saw the “Dereon Dancers” (real talk) at the Nets game last month, I thought the foolishness had peaked and would come to an end. Damn.
More foolishness when you read the rest…
Michael Jermaine Latoya Jackson thought this outfit was pure hotness. Chick is looking like a plastic mold too. Check out the crispy mess that is Latoya having a “moment” while at an event in Germany last night:
Is that her bra underneath that Forever 51 top? And is any of this real? Me no likey.
WENN
We’ve got more excerpts from Chris Brown’s EBONY cover story:
At 19, Chris Brown makes no apologies for being grown and sexy. In an exclusive interview with Ebony magazine, the R&B crooner opens up about dating, sex and taking his music to the next level.
On how his sound has grown:
I wanted to do something more along the lines of a grown record, explains Brown about the June re-release of his sophomore album. I wanna take her down, he says of the new single by the same name is a title that he carefully considered. That sounds a lot better than drill, nail, smash. We made it a little bit more classy.
On being grown and sexy…
“I don’t wanna be cute,” says Brown. “I want grown women to say, ‘Damn, he fine.’”
On being a positive influence…
“I was getting older, and I was like, ‘Let’s make nasty records,’” “Then I’m like, ‘Nah, I got kids that listen to my record, man…’ I still try to tone it down to a degree so parents will look at me as a positive
influence.”
His perspective on relationships:
I date sometimes, he says. If I ever had a girlfriend, it’d always be a problem. Fans want you to be attainable. I try to stay away from even having a girl. I go on dates, talk to a couple chicks on the phone.
Very interesting. Meanwhile, those pics of Chris getting frisky with Rihanna (or vice versa actually) all up in the KFC yesterday scream otherwise. My how things change so fast.
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first…
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lawd hammercy, i need to take the crap out my eyes
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BOOOOO @ LaToya and House of Dereon
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oh. and LMAO @ Forever 51…AHAHAHA
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OMG….when will this Dereon foolishness end??
can someone please put a blanket over Latoya Jackson and hide that nonsense.
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Damn that Chris Brown…
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The HOD stuff for lil girls is kinda cute. Just stuff for the add is a tad bit too much..like lil ASIA up there rocking sum of her what it looks like her mommas heels. & umm Latoy looks like an older Janet from a distance..but str8 like Michael with a wig on lol - her pic scared the crap outta me once i read the rest, natasha ur so wrong for that…she’s so pale in the face, maybe she takes her face off @ night, who knows…
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Latoya Jackson looks like an old chinese lady!!
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What’s going on with LaToya’s hair in that last picture? Looks crazy. Chris is hot, but he needs to stop lying about the relationship with Rihanna.
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LMAO @ Forever 51. too funny
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micheal jackson and latoya jackson are so brother and sisters
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beyonce clothes are cute on the adds, but be wack in the stores.
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the clothes are too grown for children for real. this is too much for me, thoes clothes are still for the 14 and up crowd.
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LMAO at chris NOT claiming Rhianna damn RhiRhi must suck being the popoff ALL the time
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This line is a definately faux pas. It seems as if everything is wrong - from the colors, stitch selection, product development to advertisement and PR. I always said that Beyonce is well put together but she isn’t a do it yourself woman when it comes to fashion. I personally think that her line is tasteless and needs major improvement. Oh yeah, for a sec I thought Latoya was Tina Knowles. LMAO
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ii always wanted 2 b 1st im gettin closer to my dreams at 5th but its all good……. ii saw that add and ii bet B wouldnt put her kid n that crap and Latoya looks like crap plzzz ii seen enough….
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That forever 51 comment is Hilarious! LOL.
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Is this ad marketed to the worlds’ R.KELLY’s? Feather Boas and Heels are not, I repeat, R NOT appropriate for a childrens’ AD!
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Beyonce needs to be slapped for this. Who the fuck puts high hooker heels on a little girl? And the momma should be slapped for her child to be in this mess.
Anyways, the little white girl is back in the cut. In the boondocks. But the mixed girl looks cute.
Chris Brown doesn’t do it for me. Him, Omarion, Lil’Romeo, and Bow Wow are not sexy to me. ( PS - Check out Bow Wow is a Bitch Ass Nigga on youtube.)
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oooh lawd…House of Dunnna kid wrong……thats why Beyonce dont even wear those clothes…..they are horrible.
Latoya….phone home.
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ok seriously, who thr fuck is going to dress his kids like that!
don’t like it!!!
latoya is b;eached but how come thir skin looks like a white girl! Are they using real bleach or what???
Chris has a OK body but not fan of his face! But they look cute together!
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those girls are obviously palying dress up in the ad wearing smaller versions of outfits that B might rock like when you try on your mom’s clothes or her highheels and the clothes are cute i just think everyone is just focusing on the girl in the highheels
and the fact that it’s Beyonce’s fashion line is of course ganna make some people lash out at her for no reason
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Thatnewish.com wrote:
I love how the ‘Yardiness’ just came out in that quote….LOL…House of DammitStillWrong is classic, I can honestly say for a dress the little cute purple-black number on the Dereon site works for me, everything else seems to be thumbs down otherwise (just my opinion!!!)
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If you place a black lacefront on Latoya’s head and hid her chesticles and maybe add a little bit of facial hair, you would have Michael fo sho’. Wow, the House of Deadwrong ad is rather busy. I can clearly see it is little girls playing dress up;however, that did not come across in the ad. Instead, the ad is kind of offensive. I co sign with whoever said the outfits are a bit too grown up of pre-schoolers. I know they did not mean any harm. I highly doubt if they would exploit kids. Not to be mean, but the lil girl that is obviously representin’ Bey does resemble Daniel. Could that be him in a baby lacefront? LOL J/K.
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LaToya looks a hot ass mess. I call for this to be the new foolywang of the week.
Natasha, you should SO do a “best of” foolywang edition!!! There’s too much material!hahaha!
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i agree this is 2 much 4 kids
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[ I can honestly say for a dress the little cute purple-black number on the Dereon site works for me, everything else seems to be thumbs down otherwise (just my opinion!!!)
vanity wrote:
I think its CUTE I would dress my little girl in it!! Yall need 2 quit hating on B!! GET LIKE HER!! Because Im damn sure trying! O yea Tasha tht Forever 61 51 was too FUNNY!!
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I need to get that EBONY magazine ASAP!!
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I meant 51 ROFLMAO!!
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Have you been looking for the perfect tacky ass outfit for your 6-year-old daughter to work the ho track in? Well, House of Derriere has the answer to all your problems! Beyonce and Mama Knowles really do think about the needs of everyone. - D Listed
“The House of DeadWrong presents its Pre-Ho Collection”
These are just two items I found regarding the ad. LOL! LOL! Ok……I can’t breath.
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the dereon clothes are too glam.
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I think overly glittery, embellished, sparkily clothes are ugly to begin with, and House of Dereon is not exception.
Those clothes are ugly and those kids look way to grown…why are they wearing them high ass heels…and look how much makeup they got on the little girl in the top left corner has on, she looks like Tammy Faye!
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I think the clouthes are to flashy for little girls. even grown girls, it seems to flashy. and then they put the baby in heels…naw…not a good look
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Poor Latoya. Like Michael, she has always been more than a little off.
Ebony never gets the whole story, that’s why I don’t even like messing with them like that. All of their interviews are watered down. Throw one of these kids to Wendy Williams. She’ll get em talking.
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Those kid Dereon ads are bedazzled as hell lol
LaToya is the foolywang of the week. This should be a “But her ____looks nice” post. SMH
Chris is gettin all grown on us….
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Oh Goodness Baby Phat they are NOT - moving on…..
That’s what B and Mom’s think os us selling that CRAP to our babies What’s worng with Big Dumb COUNTRY & Mom?
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Supresha wrote:
She does. When I saw the pic I’m like Who the F*** is this old ass Chinese lady?
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fashions wrote:
I would not let my 14 yr old wear the clothes. Too grown. Maybe for a kid at a home Halloween party. Not to walk the streets trick or treating. lol.
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jyzfaceisst wrote:
You’re the dumb one cause while you sitting here hating they laughing all the way to the bank making millions off of HOD. B got you and other haters talking about her all day every day so she is the furthest thing from dumb.Keep commenting and giving em more publicity.lmao
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Yo, you think Jay would let their little girl wear those heels & bedazzled gouchos? The HOD ad is the before. Eventually they grow up and look/dress like LaToya. JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!
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Did Latoya also get her toes chisled. Look how pointed the shoes are. I don’t care how skinny you are noones top foot (toes) are that narrowly possible. Never mind. Just scrolled back up and realize it’s the tip of the boot. But u never know with those Jacksons. They want to make small parts big and big parts small. lol.
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I see House of Dereon is having 5 year olds do some ho shit…smh
Toya Jacson looks like Fergie…sorry
uhhh Chris we know you were sex texting Rhi Rhi while conducting that interview so please..
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Who puts a child in fuck me pumps anyway???? This is an ad only R. Kelly could love
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I’m glad I dont have a daughter. There is nothing cute about dressing your little girl in smaller versions of adult clothes. My sons cousin who is 4 had on some low rise skinny jeans today-her little 4 year old behind hanging out for the world to see-tulip panties and all. Just trashy. A mother who would do that is obviously HOOD. I just want to ask Latoya how did she bleach her entire body-my goodness. And can we really blame Chris, the boy (little boy) is 19, how many mature males did you know at 19. I rest my case.
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why does she look like Emmanuel Lewis…lol….Forever 51….that was funny
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Chris Brown has succeeded in his mission. I am 31 years old and very happily married but I can easily say “DAMN HE FINE!!!!!!!!!” I used to think of him as a little boy but he is killing it with that cover!!
And all this “whatever” about what he said…did anyone ever stop to think that at the time he and Rhianna were saying they were just friends that maybe at the time, they were just friends? Maybe they were friends first and then it developed into what it is now. Either way, homeboy is looking GOOD! And the part on that interview where he says his fans want him to be attainable would explain why he looks so standoffish in the famous KFC pics. He’s probably not comfortable with the PDA cause they were not in their safe zone and he knew it was only a matter of time before those pics hit the net. He’s just scared for his career!
Deron…yuck. I do not need my 4 year old boucin around going “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly”. Kids do not need to be exposed to any of Beyonce’s (or Sacha’s)booty shaking, girating ghetto fabulousness. That ad is all kinds of wrong!
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LMAO@ Forever 51! I’m 31 and gonna take the time to say in honor of Chris Brown, “DAMN he fine…”(lol). He and Rihanna are cute together but based of the recent KFC pix, RiRi may be a little bit more interested than him….just sayin’….
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lmao wrote:
Are you serious LMAO??? this ad is not only dumb its disgusting and teeters on the border of child sexual exploitation. These are children and the subliminal message is inapprporiate. Goodness look at the children this is just wrong. How can anyone defend this? Are you all on the Knowles payroll?
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Ok I forgot where does latoya fall in with the jacksons is she after reby? Probably spelled it wrong. She thought somebody was really entertained by all that mess! Lol I wish could have been there!
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She’s not on the payroll she’s probably a relative! I’ll put it to you like this, I will comment on anything that comes across my view.
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BTW Latoya’s face looks busted but you gotta admit for a 56 year old woman the body is tight. She should have stayed away from the plastic surgery and dress better. A good hairdresser would help Toy Toy too.
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Lipstick, heels, and hands on the hips are no nos for any child. The whole Deron ad is just awful and creepy.
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That Ad IS HOTT! wrote:
vanity wrote:
I think its CUTE I would dress my little girl in it!! Yall need 2 quit hating on B!! GET LIKE HER!! Because Im damn sure trying! O yea Tasha tht Forever 61 51 was too FUNNY!!
You think I’m hating on the woman cause I’m not really feeling a good amount of her pieces(I’d pose my opinion about any clothing line if I’m simply not feeling most of what I see!); I’m not knocking her for being an entrepreneur beyond her music. It’s what I’ve seen in the stores & online is what I’m basing my thoughts upon. If you happen to like everything you’ve seen from the Dereon line, then thats your personal taste in style, me on the other hand feel indifferent about Beyonce’s choice(but hey she making money, it’s working for her!)
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My Opinion-so basically what you are saying is that Chris Brown is specifically targeting young girls who have no common sense. Which may be why you find him so attractive-I’m just saying. Because as a grown woman I find no truth or integrity in stating that your mission is to “appear” attainable just for your audience, yet you obviously choose to have a relationship. I really hope that he was not “standoffish” in those pics in an effort to maintain his fan base, because that would be grossly disrespectful to the female in his company. If I’m your woman dont front around me-period. A real man, could have stated “I realise that my fan base may prefer a single entertainer, but relationships are a part of life, and I would like to think that my fans will continue to support me even if having a girlfriend in my personal life may not be appealing to some”
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Klover wrote:
Some moms you do hope and pray have boys so they don’t try to think this shit is all that. It is hoocie and unacceptable. I (I know many woman who god only gave sons to for this reason).
As far as Chirs goes, how many 25-30 grown by age ass immature men do we all know?
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JamaicanQueen wrote:
I couldn’t agree more. These girls are too little to be “sexualized” like this… these clothes are waayyyyy inappropriate and all in the name of making a dolla off folks who’ll think that it’s “cute”… shame on you bey… are you so out of touch with average people that you honestly thought this was a good idea??? With all the girls in the black community having sex at 11 and 12 and pregnant at 13 and 14… we do not need advertising directed at our baby girls telling them to dress like women!!!!! Nor clothes giving men the permission to notice our baby girls in this way. This ish is soooo wrong… boo boo
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Celebrities always lie about things at first or just don’t speak about the situation at all. Chris and Rihanna should have just not answered the question whatsoever instead of lying and saying they weren’t together when we all knew the truth before hand. I love me some Chris and I KNOW im gunna get my night with him but good luck to the couple.
Miss. Letoya tho, thats the next foolywang material right there.
And Beyonce, I guess I am a Beyonce stan cause I support just about everything she does. Even this right here
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I’m sorry… anybody who places a child in single digits in this mess is ignorant as hell. The little girls are sexualized, have on lipstick, hands on the hips and 4 inch high heels. There is nothing ‘cute’ about that. THEY’RE EIGHT. WHY DOES AN EIGHT YEAR OLD NEED HEELS?! How are they supposed to play and be children?! They look like little prostitots.
And I noticed something above… praying that the mothers who would dress their kids in this don’t have girls is no better. They are probably the same ones who would dress their little boys in “thugged out” gear, little baby shorts hanging off their asses with their pamper exposed and bandanas because that is “cute” too. SMH.
BLACK PEOPLE YOU GOT TO WAKE UP.
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Go on and update the Foolywang of the Week for Miss Crispy if ya Nasty.
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dee wrote:
I am over here laughing my black ass off! PROSTITOTS and Chesticles! I can not wait to use that shit in a sentence — yall azz’s are hilarious
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you damn fool
ms. jackson is a mess.
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Not a Bey fan or a hater. Sometimes wonder if HOD forgot the extra O for HOOD. What is wrong with kids wearing Osh Kosh and Nikes. I thought those were brand name lines and even over priced but I still bought them. For all the Sex and/in The City fans, JSP allows her son to wear used clothes. I am / was not a tv watcher of that show. SJP said “why should I buy new clothes for my son when I have nephews that give him their clothes. Even if you have money to keep up with the so called “Joneses’) why would one want to.
Let kids be kids and do kids even know what play clothes are anymore. You come home from school and take off your school clothes/uniform and put on outside clothes that mom will not get mad if you made a mud pie or slid down the slide and fell in a puddle on the way down. I thought that is what laundry soap along with a washer and dryer was made for. And some parents wonder why kids want to sass/talk back at them. If you give a kid everything what do they have to look foward to?
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@ vanity—Finally…someone with some sense.
No one is saying let your little girl wear high heels and “dress like a hooker.” Its just an ad!! RELAX. Make believe, little girls playing DRESS UP. The same thing most of YOU did when you were young: PLAY IN YOUR MOTHER’S MAKEUP AND SHOES!!!!!!!!! DUHH! The children are fully dressed and nothing inappropriate is showing. They have on denim jackets and long pants. Get a grip, its no different from the Baby Phat Girlz line.
..though I have to admit, both are TACKY.
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@ vanity—Finally…someone with some sense.
No one is saying let your little girl wear high heels and “dress like a hooker.” Now if an eight year old is out wearing heels, thats not Beyonce’s or HOD’s fault. Its just an ad!! Make Believe. RELAX. It seems to be that they are playing DRESS UP. The same thing all kids do when they are young — play in their mother’s make up and clothes. The children are fully dressed and nothing inappropriate is showing. They have on denim jackets and long pants. Get a grip, its no different from the Baby Phat Girlz line.
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AWWW….Those HOD pics remind me of when I used to sneak into my moms closet and try on her clothes, shoes and makeup. She had a pair of pink platforms that I knew I was going to style when I got grown.LOL!
You can say what you want about HOD and Baby Phat, but in my neighborhood these Asian and Latino girls wear the hell out of both lines clothes AND shoes.
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The Dereon foolishness gets even worse… onesies and other clothing for infants. Yes, I am serious. Pink onesies with Dereon written in pink rhinestones across the chest. Just imagine trying to clean up that spit up.
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chris sounded not so cool from those qoutes to me…i don’t know, something came across “wrong” in a sense when i read them O_o
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AWWW….I think the HOD ad is cute! It reminds me of when I used to sneak into my mothers closet to play dress-up in her shoes, clothes and makeup. She had a pair of pink platforms that I just knew I was going to style when I grew up.LOL! You can say what you want about HOD and Baby Phat, but these Asian and Latino girls in my neigborhood wear the hell out of both lines shoes and clothes.
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CaramelGoodie wrote:
PROSTITOTS!? *flatlined*
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The H.O.D children’s line is not only too grown, but gaudy as hell. All that embellishment on denim is not cute. I just can’t get with this fashion line…
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dee wrote:
You are so on point with your comment!!! What happened to the days when kids were just kids? Maybe I’m giving the Knowles’ too much credit, but just like the regular House of Disaster line, they THEMSELVES would never wear it, but they realize there are tacky adults out there who like that mess, and want to dress their kids up like them too!
When have you ever seen Solange or Beyonce in HOD? No! Because B knows that ish is tacky her damnself.
I just wish they would stop exploiting the tasteless.
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Aww they just look like they are playing dressup. Little Divas in training…
Looks like they are being funny really. They are not half naked people. What little girl has not played dress up?
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MeMeMe wrote:
Very much on point. For Christmas my sister got my some Deron on pants…and I looked at her like WTF??? I noticed I don’t see B. Michelle or Kelly rocking this stuff. Of course they wouldn’t. I don’t do Baby Phat, Rocawear or any of that other mess…and to go slap this off to some kiddies. NO SIR. Reminds me when folks thinks its cute for a bunch of little girls to booty dance…NO SIR…let kids be KIDS and just that. And folks wonder why they grow up so fast…ugh
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if you did research instead of stealing from other blogs, you’d know that these ads have been out for like half a year. you and the other blogs need to post things when they happen not months later!
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Omg Dereon is worse than Libby Lu, a more hood version of it. Goodness. True foolywangness indeed.
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Ms. Smith wrote:
Exactly… and what did ur mama do when she found you in her heels and makeup? She slapped you upside yo head and told you you was too young to be all in her stuff… did she say, oh that’s so cute and take you to the grocery store??? And this is not about baby phat – they got some wack ish for kids over there, too – but their ads are not nearly this crazy… that girl is giving us bedroom eyes!!!
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why is that lil asian child eye ballin’ me? She’s lookin’ at me like I snatched her man up in the club… she betta watch herself
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SMDH! Tina Knowles should be locked up. I just don’t have any words for this other than “Foolywang of the Week”. Tina needs to retire right along with Bey! They both need to sit down!
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Dakiah wrote: