Posted on May 12, 2008 by Natasha

Violence is never the answer. With that said…these pics are some of the craziest ish I’ve seen and I feel bad for falling out laughing at first glance. Ok…only half bad. But anyways, the ever present TMZ copped even more pics of Suge Knight looking like the Jolly Black Giant who just got knocked the f**k out after his altercation this weekend outside an L.A. nightclub. More possibly NSFW pics when you read the rest…
UPDATE: Here’s the dude who knocked out Suge:

He’s a barber in LA who owns his own barber shop. Apparently he’s only 5′10″ and weighs 173 lbs. Suge stands 6′3″ and tips the scales at 315 lbs. Damn homie.



I could barely focus on these pics after ol girl in the denim bermuda shorts and pink and blue thong hopped in the pics. Is Suge her man or something? WTF is going on here? I see there was foolywang material all around that piece that night. And I’m going to assume Mike Tyson was on the scene too since blood is everywhere and I’m convinced something was bitten off. This whole Suge beat down wouldn’t be as funny if he wasn’t the biggest bully in Hollywood. I just want to know who knocks out a dude who looks like an oversized pre-schooler on the playground? That ought to be interesting to see. Oh well….where’s Smokey when you need him?
KeithLover
On May 12, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Reply | QuoteDAMN! I’m still scared of him even knocked out — ohh FIRST
Queen
On May 12, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Reply | QuoteCraziness, indeed.
Mee
On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | QuoteThis is hilarious! As I stated before, the person that put Suge on his ass really must be tall and green and go by the name of the Incredible Hulk! I really can’t see anyone else having the amount of strength to do this.
taw
On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | Quotefirst
Black Ceasar
On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | QuoteMan Suge looks like he was totaly sleep LMAO!!!!!!
First
SassyKin3
On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | Quotelmao
KeithLover
On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | QuoteThanks to this boring state job that allowed me to post on YBF that I am first. Thanks to Natasha for having a wonderful site. And thanks to the millions of viewers who couldn’t comment fast enough
Keda
On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | QuoteTop 3……..gettin’ closer!
It’s bout time somebody put him in his place……..
taw
On May 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Reply | QuoteFIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Porsche
On May 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Reply | QuoteThat’s one big as man……how in the hell they get him down? lol
KeepIt100
On May 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Reply | QuoteDamn, somebody better know they’re going to die behind this sh!t right here, because Suge dont play no games!
kenja
On May 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Reply | QuoteDAAAMMMMNNNNN…this is quite embarrassing for Suge. Why do I suspect the guy who knocked him out is scared sh**less because he knows this is not the end of this.
Sugarfree Chocolate
On May 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm | Reply | QuoteI’m sure his shit talking is going to cease for a while!! LMBAO!!
princess
On May 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm | Reply | Quotethat is a hot mess. he deserves be knocked out with his no good a**.
kaykay
On May 12, 2008 at 3:46 pm | Reply | Quote*sigh* somebody’s son’s about to come up missing…
Keisha
On May 12, 2008 at 3:47 pm | Reply | Quotepriceless
Another Nobody
On May 12, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Reply | QuoteLMHYAO!!! ROTF!!! CDFU!! Whoever did it is probably on the phone with U-haul right now! Suge aint gonna let this go!
xoxoxo
On May 12, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Reply | QuotePlease enough violence arleady stop it!!
Tam
On May 12, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Reply | QuoteHe apparently got hit with an object, thus the blood.
The girl helping him up with the thong should go home and start over. Not a good look.
Jobell
On May 12, 2008 at 3:51 pm | Reply | QuoteTruth be told… maybe Suge is the one that needs to watch out! Maybe dude ISN’T running scared as some might think. We don’t know anything about that dude or his connections. There is always somebody either bigger, badder or crazier than the local bully!
BtchPlze
On May 12, 2008 at 3:53 pm | Reply | QuoteI say and I say again the GOOCH lying on his back is the funniest thing is the funniest thing in the world. My chest hurt and I can barely breath from the giggles at the gig. Jesus be a stretcher…..
BellaY
On May 12, 2008 at 3:54 pm | Reply | QuoteI laughed til I cried!!! Seeing Suge all laid out like that is too funny!!!! Anyone who remembers the 90’s knows this probably couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy. The mighty has definitely fallen. *snickers*
nykgirl
On May 12, 2008 at 3:54 pm | Reply | QuoteHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
SJLMOm
On May 12, 2008 at 3:55 pm | Reply | QuoteAll I can do is laugh lmao U got knocked da f*ck out!!!!!
Country Elegance
On May 12, 2008 at 3:56 pm | Reply | QuoteSomebody gave old boy a good hook and because of his height when he hit the ground his head hit the concrete. Look at the back of his head on picture 3, that is where all the blood is coming from.
Ms. Aries
On May 12, 2008 at 3:56 pm | Reply | QuoteAnother Nobody wrote:
LOL.. I agree…they like get me the hell outta town now!!!
youngholla
On May 12, 2008 at 3:57 pm | Reply | QuoteDAMN!! LOL!!
OrangeSoul
On May 12, 2008 at 3:57 pm | Reply | Quotedang…his head was busted, lol.
P_Luvs_B
On May 12, 2008 at 3:58 pm | Reply | Quotekaykay wrote:
My thoughts exactly!!!
BellaY
On May 12, 2008 at 3:58 pm | Reply | QuoteIf the guy who hit him catches a cold, they should look for Suge Knight. Its time for his reign of terror to finally be over. I’ll bet Vanilla Ice is loving this right now. LOL!
BooKitty
On May 12, 2008 at 4:00 pm | Reply | QuoteLook at all that bitchassness!! LOL!! You know the saying, the bigger they are the harder they fall. That picture is priceless. LMAO!!
leelee
On May 12, 2008 at 4:00 pm | Reply | QuoteFear GOD FIRST AND CONQUER ALL.
what?
On May 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm | Reply | QuoteBut why does she have on Bermuda shorts and Stillettos, I don’t get it? And yea he was a bully and yea he did deserve to get knocked the eff out!!!
amused
On May 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm | Reply | Quoteoooooooooooooooooooh! you know you wrong for posting ‘dem pix! but me likey!
Pretty Girl
On May 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm | Reply | QuotePUSSY NIGGA SHOULD HAVE DIED RIGHT WHERE HE WAS AT! I MEANT THAT WITH ALL OF MY HEART!
Habitual Beauty
On May 12, 2008 at 4:05 pm | Reply | QuoteHey thanks for posting this!!!! Funny indeed, it is well past time for this to have happened they say that big guys fall hard and wah lah Suge just proved them right! He is probably one of those people who does more barking than biting anyway, or biting on people much smaller or scarier than him but this time he met his match!!! LMAO!!!
my opinion
On May 12, 2008 at 4:05 pm | Reply | Quotei would have thought they need a tow truck to pick his fat ass up. thats why they waited for him to gain conscience because they werent pickin that up. looks like the guy in the last photo got a few nabs while he was down lol because his knuckles are red and someone was tellin him back up. Suge must of been as drunk as a skunk. but im sure someone is gonna be on the milk box next week cuz they sure as hell gonna needs bush swat team. suge sneaky so he goin wait to this dies down. with that said this is priceless remove chris brown and rhi rhi and put his ass up there, actually natasha dont do that. we dont want all of a sudden post stop appearing and you missin too
PCW
On May 12, 2008 at 4:05 pm | Reply | QuoteAin’t Karma a mofo.
JustSaying
On May 12, 2008 at 4:07 pm | Reply | QuoteThis is the best blog I have read in a LONG time. Oh, my god I laughed at the picture and we can’t leave out the comments. Made my day!
khinglahma
On May 12, 2008 at 4:07 pm | Reply | Quote@Nobody wrote, i get the first two but what does CDFU stand for. Second, Suge aint the head honcho running shit in LA rest assure of that. He just happens to be the most recognizable due to his rep, but Suge is a real Pussy compared to the real niggas running LA. Shout out to Mike conseption.
LSU Gyrl
On May 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Reply | QuoteAn object being a closed fist to the jaw! lol..When a person walks into a lick that’s usually the worst kind. That’ll knock the biggest dude out. BUT i do agree with the other blogger…dude who did this better cop him a blonde MJB wig and shades with a Jennifer Hudson trench coat and get the hell out of town! Uhaul reservation number: R(as in Run), U (as in yes you!) N ( negro) 5662.
LMBO!
Country Elegance
On May 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Reply | QuoteWent out and looked at the rest of the pics, and Suge and his crew jumped this dude whoever he was. Somehow (I’m assuming) he got lose and knocked the taste out of Suge. Suge then fell like a tree and BANG opened up that big coconut of his! That is my take from the pictures.
LSU Gyrl
On May 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Reply | Quotekhinglahma wrote:
I think it means cuttin da f* up..
Another Nobody
On May 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Reply | QuoteAAAHAHAHAAAA…. I cant stop cracking up at this! Those of us who live in Hollywood are glad to see his ass laid out, he’s always ruining somebody’s party!
I can hear that ghetto chick in the pink thong right now…
SUGE!! SUUUUGEY BABY GET UUUUP!!!!
HAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Serves you right for throwin salt all over my game that night at the cabana club ya jack ass! HAHAHAHA!!
my opinion
On May 12, 2008 at 4:09 pm | Reply | Quotei still think he had something to do with left eye. i know snoop is dying of laughter right now. tupac laughin from the sky’s.
Another Nobody
On May 12, 2008 at 4:11 pm | Reply | Quoteit means Crackin Da Fu@k up
*which I am STILL doing… this made my week
Another Nobody
On May 12, 2008 at 4:11 pm | Reply | QuoteOh please make him foolywang of the week. Please??
LMAO
On May 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm | Reply | Quotemy opinion wrote:
LMAO WE NEED NATASHA TOO
my opinion
On May 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm | Reply | Quotemy opinion wrote:
i think
On May 12, 2008 at 4:15 pm | Reply | Quotelooks like when his head smacked the ground it busted and that’s where the blood came from. It’s never a good look to get put on yo ass like such but who is more deserving than Suge Knight…vindication indeed
*Kerry*
On May 12, 2008 at 4:16 pm | Reply | QuoteOh well….where’s Smokey when you need him?
LAMO… Seriously!!
sasha
On May 12, 2008 at 4:17 pm | Reply | Quoteokay who are the other guys in the photos on tmz are the helping him up or adding to the whip ass???
Valerie
On May 12, 2008 at 4:22 pm | Reply | QuotePretty Girl wrote:
LMAoooooo!!! ****I feel ya…he alwayz starting TROUBLE anywayz…WE Knew That Was Commim!!! ****
Z-Block
On May 12, 2008 at 4:23 pm | Reply | Quotekaykay wrote:
Another Nobody wrote:
The comments add hilarity to the pics… Loves it!!!!!!!
T.Slim
On May 12, 2008 at 4:24 pm | Reply | QuoteI have been waiting a long time for somebody to knock Suge the F out.
Kamikazee
On May 12, 2008 at 4:25 pm | Reply | QuoteBetween the girls trying to help him up and the picture of him on his back like a beached whale I am over here in tears laugging. I really want to see who punched him. Dare I say this was a loooooooooooooooong time coming?
respect
On May 12, 2008 at 4:25 pm | Reply | QuoteI wish I wasn’t at work when I discovered what NSFW meant! LOL! The blood not so bad at my job but the undergarment a no no!
Tarsha
On May 12, 2008 at 4:25 pm | Reply | QuoteTHAT ISH AIN’T FUNNY!! BLACK ON BLACK-OR ANY VIOLENCE FOR THAT MATTER-IS NEVER CUTE!!
ontreal
On May 12, 2008 at 4:27 pm | Reply | QuoteI THINK
THIS IS FOR HIS REALITY SHOW HE WANTED TO BE AL OVER THE BLOGS
CAUSE NOBODY SANE WOULD DO THIS TO HIM
RIP TUPAC
RIP BIGGIE
LSU Gyrl
On May 12, 2008 at 4:27 pm | Reply | QuoteTarsha wrote:
WHO SAID DUDE WAS BLACK? We dont know who knocked him on his back! Come on you have to admit..this is not a tad bit amusing to you?? lol
miss.t.
On May 12, 2008 at 4:28 pm | Reply | Quotedid he never ever see anything coming to him? it could’ve been way worse
simplyme527
On May 12, 2008 at 4:29 pm | Reply | QuoteZ-Block wrote:
OKAY!! LMFAO
dvix
On May 12, 2008 at 4:31 pm | Reply | QuoteThat’s sad and painful…
Milan
On May 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm | Reply | QuoteIt is very gloomy in Philly and this has just made my day. That m.f’er bleed just any of us, as ya’ll a;; can see, so who should be scared? So the saying is true, the bigger you are the harder you fall.
bruhuhuhahahaha, that is sooo funny~
Milan
On May 12, 2008 at 4:33 pm | Reply | QuoteLook at the groupies trying to pick this big azz up, lmao, this is too funny.
beloved
On May 12, 2008 at 4:36 pm | Reply | QuoteTMZ betta what it now, I hope they choose there words wisley tonite.
Just Nikki
On May 12, 2008 at 4:38 pm | Reply | QuoteSugarfree Chocolate wrote:
Nope, I bet the demon that is Suge Knight has already contracted a hit for the dude that did this. I don’t feel sorry for LA’s most wanted, that’s what his jail-raping ass gets!!!
Just Nikki
On May 12, 2008 at 4:40 pm | Reply | QuoteLSU Gyrl wrote:
LSU Gyrl wrote:
Yup, coulda been a 3 foot tall Laotion kick boxer!
toy
On May 12, 2008 at 4:41 pm | Reply | QuoteSeriously need to see dude who knocked Suge out, how in bloody hell didn’t anyone get a pic of that guy?
missnita
On May 12, 2008 at 4:42 pm | Reply | QuoteLSU GIRL, girl you a fool, LMAO, not the MJB wig and the Jennifer hudson trench….
babygirl214
On May 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm | Reply | QuoteAnother Nobody wrote:
lmao that would be too funny…..boy i bet suge is like damn first the dude hits man and know its posted everywhere…
babygirl214
On May 12, 2008 at 4:45 pm | Reply | QuoteLord its time to go home so many grammatical errors….
I was saying first the dude knocks him out and now his ass laid the hell out is all over the internet
LSU Gyrl
On May 12, 2008 at 4:52 pm | Reply | QuoteJust Nikki wrote:
Aaah Nik Nak!! Welcome honey. I can always count on you to co-sign! But a 3 foot Laotion kickboxer?? ROTFL! Girl, you dont make any sense! I’m still laughing at my desk.
I’m going to be at work for a while tonight. Keep me company! lol!
ron
On May 12, 2008 at 4:52 pm | Reply | Quotelol…suge must didn’t think quick!!!
miss smiley
On May 12, 2008 at 4:57 pm | Reply | QuoteWE FALL DOWN, BUT WE GET UP!!!!
LSU Gyrl
On May 12, 2008 at 4:59 pm | Reply | Quotemissnita wrote:
I’m just saying…you think dude spent the night in LA after this? No ma’am. He probably went by his girl house crying and swinging in the air like Cuba Gooding did in Boyz in the Hood. lol
I aint fooling with yall no more..lol
classylady
On May 12, 2008 at 4:59 pm | Reply | QuoteLMAO @ LSU Gryl…no you didnt say the MJB wig and the Jennifer Hudson trench!
Summer
On May 12, 2008 at 4:59 pm | Reply | QuoteOh well! That’s the life that he chose! Him, Biggie, Tupac.. all of ‘em! They make me sick! He should of known that his lifestyle would eventually “get his back dirty”! It’s only tragic when innocent people are involved.
LSU Gyrl
On May 12, 2008 at 5:02 pm | Reply | Quoteclassylady wrote:
What?
hotassness
On May 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm | Reply | QuoteKarma is a Muther-Fuker….what goes around comes around. All I know is being from LA everybody knows about Suge or Dirty RED is what we call him.
He is somewhere plotting oh boy demise….and aint go let this go.
FYI…Dirty Red is from the movie Five Heartbeats
DIAMOND
On May 12, 2008 at 5:13 pm | Reply | QuoteDammmmn, he got knock the F-out….what happen to his boys damn thats a hell-of-a picture of females trying to get his ass up. Did his boys scatter like roaches or what? Dammn its the talk of the street, Suge is hotter than fish grease about this right now. he damn sho gone get his GHETTO-GANSTA PASS revoke…..
cat4everrr
On May 12, 2008 at 5:17 pm | Reply | Quote“{{{{{{{{ DEBO}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ DEBO}}}}}}}}}}
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUK OUT!!!”
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Shamrock
On May 12, 2008 at 5:17 pm | Reply | QuoteThis is too funny! The man who bullied all those rappers like DeeBo got knocked out. Like my Momma always said don’t think your the baddest, because there is always someone badder (I know it’s not a word).
lena
On May 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm | Reply | QuoteGO TO TMZ!!!! THEY HAVE A PICTURE OF THE GUY WHO DUNNIT!!!! HELL NAWW!!
Supresha
On May 12, 2008 at 5:21 pm | Reply | Quotemiss smiley wrote:
Too funny!!
cat4everrr
On May 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm | Reply | Quoteam i the only one have vision of “Friday after next”
cat4everrr
On May 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm | Reply | Quoteand “Friday after Next”
lol
cat4everrr
On May 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm | Reply | Quotelol…hold up…lol
“Deebo since you down let me help my self to those shoes.
You can keep your knife cuz i don’t kill i steal.”
ROTFLMOA
LSU Gyrl
On May 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm | Reply | Quotelena wrote:
HELL TO THE NAWL! That dude with the big KRS-1 nose knocked Suge out? LMBO! Thats about as unbelievable as MC and Nick Cannon getting married! And the fact that they have his face on the internet..I just want to say this…Ooooh suge gonna get you! lol
MsDonnaGirl
On May 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm | Reply | QuoteBtchPlze wrote:
PAHAHAHAHAHA! The “Gooch”! Yes, bring it back! Ain’t this the funniest thing you’ve seen in a while now? Right up there with Nick Cannon looking like Peter Pan (I’ll never grow up!) in his “wedding pics” with Mariah. Hilarious.
LSU Gyrl
On May 12, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Reply | QuoteI just need to know if it was a one hitter quitter or was there actually some blows between the two of them. My mom always says when you are afraid you dont know your strength and clearly dude didnt know his. Ish is till pure hilarity!
Jglamore
On May 12, 2008 at 5:31 pm | Reply | QuoteAnother Nobody wrote:
LMAO at “I can hear that ghetto chick in the pink thong right now…
SUGE!! SUUUUGEY BABY GET UUUUP!!!!”
cat4everrr
On May 12, 2008 at 5:31 pm | Reply | Quotei’m sorry, for real this not funny
but hold up…who remembers this line-
“since you down let me help myself to your shoes but you can keep the knife cuz i don’t kill i steal”
Thinkquick
On May 12, 2008 at 5:42 pm | Reply | QuoteShit is funny as hell! I hope all the people he has tormented over the years, get a good laugh.
Nicole
On May 12, 2008 at 6:04 pm | Reply | QuoteHell to the naw!
BMW
On May 12, 2008 at 6:23 pm | Reply | QuoteCHRIS TUCKER FROM NEXT FRIDAY PADDLES BY WITH HIS BIKE,………….DAMN NIGGA! YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!! lol!
Lele
On May 12, 2008 at 6:33 pm | Reply | QuoteBMW wrote:
LOL. I was thinkin’ DAMN! WHO KNOCKED SUGE KNIGHT THE FUCK OUT!!!
Keri
On May 12, 2008 at 6:38 pm | Reply | QuoteThis is a damn shame but watch next thing we know Suge killed a man…
jyzfaceisst
On May 12, 2008 at 6:43 pm | Reply | Quoteoooooooooooh my gooodddnesss…… that actually looks a little pathetic, sad.
y’all are wrong, so wrong (Closing my lips tight - the ones on my face)
BWHAHAHAHA...
On May 12, 2008 at 7:00 pm | Reply | QuoteNow they sayin dude popped the trunk and got a “pole like” object and cracked the SHHEEIIT! out his cranium..that explains the blood..nucca was knocked out for 10 min….smh..damn Karma is the TRUEST BITCH EVER!!
Tiffany
On May 12, 2008 at 7:16 pm | Reply | QuoteLMAO!!!