Young, Black, and Fabulous :: I Don’t Have To Make This Ish Up.: Suge…This Is Not Gangsta.

  • Posted on May 12, 2008 by Natasha

    Suge…This Is Not Gangsta.

    Violence is never the answer. With that said…these pics are some of the craziest ish I’ve seen and I feel bad for falling out laughing at first glance. Ok…only half bad. But anyways, the ever present TMZ copped even more pics of Suge Knight looking like the Jolly Black Giant who just got knocked the f**k out after his altercation this weekend outside an L.A. nightclub. More possibly NSFW pics when you read the rest…

    UPDATE: Here’s the dude who knocked out Suge:

    He’s a barber in LA who owns his own barber shop. Apparently he’s only 5′10″ and weighs 173 lbs. Suge stands 6′3″ and tips the scales at 315 lbs. Damn homie.



    I could barely focus on these pics after ol girl in the denim bermuda shorts and pink and blue thong hopped in the pics. Is Suge her man or something? WTF is going on here? I see there was foolywang material all around that piece that night. And I’m going to assume Mike Tyson was on the scene too since blood is everywhere and I’m convinced something was bitten off. This whole Suge beat down wouldn’t be as funny if he wasn’t the biggest bully in Hollywood. I just want to know who knocks out a dude who looks like an oversized pre-schooler on the playground? That ought to be interesting to see. Oh well….where’s Smokey when you need him?

    173 Comments »

    1. KeithLover

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Reply | Quote

      DAMN! I’m still scared of him even knocked out — ohh FIRST :)

    2. Queen

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Reply | Quote

      Craziness, indeed.

    3. Mee

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | Quote

      This is hilarious! As I stated before, the person that put Suge on his ass really must be tall and green and go by the name of the Incredible Hulk! I really can’t see anyone else having the amount of strength to do this.

    4. taw

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | Quote

      first

    5. Black Ceasar

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | Quote

      Man Suge looks like he was totaly sleep LMAO!!!!!!
      First

    6. SassyKin3

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | Quote

      lmao

    7. KeithLover

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | Quote

      Thanks to this boring state job that allowed me to post on YBF that I am first. Thanks to Natasha for having a wonderful site. And thanks to the millions of viewers who couldn’t comment fast enough :)

    8. Keda

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | Quote

      Top 3……..gettin’ closer!

      It’s bout time somebody put him in his place……..

    9. taw

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Reply | Quote

      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    10. Porsche

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Reply | Quote

      That’s one big as man……how in the hell they get him down? lol

    11. KeepIt100

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Reply | Quote

      Damn, somebody better know they’re going to die behind this sh!t right here, because Suge dont play no games!

    12. kenja

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Reply | Quote

      DAAAMMMMNNNNN…this is quite embarrassing for Suge. Why do I suspect the guy who knocked him out is scared sh**less because he knows this is not the end of this.

    13. Sugarfree Chocolate

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm | Reply | Quote

      I’m sure his shit talking is going to cease for a while!! LMBAO!!

    14. princess

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm | Reply | Quote

      that is a hot mess. he deserves be knocked out with his no good a**.

    15. kaykay

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:46 pm | Reply | Quote

      *sigh* somebody’s son’s about to come up missing…

    16. Keisha

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:47 pm | Reply | Quote

      priceless

    17. Another Nobody

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Reply | Quote

      LMHYAO!!! ROTF!!! CDFU!! Whoever did it is probably on the phone with U-haul right now! Suge aint gonna let this go!

    18. xoxoxo

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Reply | Quote

      Please enough violence arleady stop it!!

    19. Tam

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Reply | Quote

      He apparently got hit with an object, thus the blood.

      The girl helping him up with the thong should go home and start over. Not a good look.

    20. Jobell

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:51 pm | Reply | Quote

      Truth be told… maybe Suge is the one that needs to watch out! Maybe dude ISN’T running scared as some might think. We don’t know anything about that dude or his connections. There is always somebody either bigger, badder or crazier than the local bully!

    21. BtchPlze

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:53 pm | Reply | Quote

      I say and I say again the GOOCH lying on his back is the funniest thing is the funniest thing in the world. My chest hurt and I can barely breath from the giggles at the gig. Jesus be a stretcher…..

    22. BellaY

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:54 pm | Reply | Quote

      I laughed til I cried!!! Seeing Suge all laid out like that is too funny!!!! Anyone who remembers the 90’s knows this probably couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy. The mighty has definitely fallen. *snickers*

    23. nykgirl

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:54 pm | Reply | Quote

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

    24. SJLMOm

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:55 pm | Reply | Quote

      All I can do is laugh lmao U got knocked da f*ck out!!!!!

    25. Country Elegance

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:56 pm | Reply | Quote

      Somebody gave old boy a good hook and because of his height when he hit the ground his head hit the concrete. Look at the back of his head on picture 3, that is where all the blood is coming from.

    26. Ms. Aries

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:56 pm | Reply | Quote

      Another Nobody wrote:

      LMHYAO!!! ROTF!!! CDFU!! Whoever did it is probably on the phone with U-haul right now! Suge aint gonna let this go!

      LOL.. I agree…they like get me the hell outta town now!!!

    27. youngholla

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:57 pm | Reply | Quote

      DAMN!! LOL!!

    28. OrangeSoul

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:57 pm | Reply | Quote

      dang…his head was busted, lol.

    29. P_Luvs_B

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:58 pm | Reply | Quote

      kaykay wrote:

      *sigh* somebody’s son’s about to come up missing…

      My thoughts exactly!!!

    30. BellaY

      On May 12, 2008 at 3:58 pm | Reply | Quote

      If the guy who hit him catches a cold, they should look for Suge Knight. Its time for his reign of terror to finally be over. I’ll bet Vanilla Ice is loving this right now. LOL!

    31. BooKitty

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:00 pm | Reply | Quote

      Look at all that bitchassness!! LOL!! You know the saying, the bigger they are the harder they fall. That picture is priceless. LMAO!!

    32. leelee

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:00 pm | Reply | Quote

      Fear GOD FIRST AND CONQUER ALL.

    33. what?

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm | Reply | Quote

      But why does she have on Bermuda shorts and Stillettos, I don’t get it? And yea he was a bully and yea he did deserve to get knocked the eff out!!!

    34. amused

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm | Reply | Quote

      oooooooooooooooooooh! you know you wrong for posting ‘dem pix! but me likey! :)

    35. Pretty Girl

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm | Reply | Quote

      PUSSY NIGGA SHOULD HAVE DIED RIGHT WHERE HE WAS AT! I MEANT THAT WITH ALL OF MY HEART!

    36. Habitual Beauty

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:05 pm | Reply | Quote

      Hey thanks for posting this!!!! Funny indeed, it is well past time for this to have happened they say that big guys fall hard and wah lah Suge just proved them right! He is probably one of those people who does more barking than biting anyway, or biting on people much smaller or scarier than him but this time he met his match!!! LMAO!!!

    37. my opinion

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:05 pm | Reply | Quote

      i would have thought they need a tow truck to pick his fat ass up. thats why they waited for him to gain conscience because they werent pickin that up. looks like the guy in the last photo got a few nabs while he was down lol because his knuckles are red and someone was tellin him back up. Suge must of been as drunk as a skunk. but im sure someone is gonna be on the milk box next week cuz they sure as hell gonna needs bush swat team. suge sneaky so he goin wait to this dies down. with that said this is priceless remove chris brown and rhi rhi and put his ass up there, actually natasha dont do that. we dont want all of a sudden post stop appearing and you missin too

    38. PCW

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:05 pm | Reply | Quote

      Ain’t Karma a mofo.

    39. JustSaying

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:07 pm | Reply | Quote

      This is the best blog I have read in a LONG time. Oh, my god I laughed at the picture and we can’t leave out the comments. Made my day!

    40. khinglahma

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:07 pm | Reply | Quote

      @Nobody wrote, i get the first two but what does CDFU stand for. Second, Suge aint the head honcho running shit in LA rest assure of that. He just happens to be the most recognizable due to his rep, but Suge is a real Pussy compared to the real niggas running LA. Shout out to Mike conseption.

    41. LSU Gyrl

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Reply | Quote

      An object being a closed fist to the jaw! lol..When a person walks into a lick that’s usually the worst kind. That’ll knock the biggest dude out. BUT i do agree with the other blogger…dude who did this better cop him a blonde MJB wig and shades with a Jennifer Hudson trench coat and get the hell out of town! Uhaul reservation number: R(as in Run), U (as in yes you!) N ( negro) 5662.

      LMBO!

    42. Country Elegance

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Reply | Quote

      Went out and looked at the rest of the pics, and Suge and his crew jumped this dude whoever he was. Somehow (I’m assuming) he got lose and knocked the taste out of Suge. Suge then fell like a tree and BANG opened up that big coconut of his! That is my take from the pictures.

    43. LSU Gyrl

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Reply | Quote

      khinglahma wrote:

      @Nobody wrote, i get the first two but what does CDFU stand for. Second, Suge aint the head honcho running shit in LA rest assure of that. He just happens to be the most recognizable due to his rep, but Suge is a real Pussy compared to the real niggas running LA. Shout out to Mike conseption.

      I think it means cuttin da f* up..

    44. Another Nobody

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Reply | Quote

      AAAHAHAHAAAA…. I cant stop cracking up at this! Those of us who live in Hollywood are glad to see his ass laid out, he’s always ruining somebody’s party!

      I can hear that ghetto chick in the pink thong right now…
      SUGE!! SUUUUGEY BABY GET UUUUP!!!!

      HAHAHAHAAAAA!!

      Serves you right for throwin salt all over my game that night at the cabana club ya jack ass! HAHAHAHA!!

    45. my opinion

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:09 pm | Reply | Quote

      i still think he had something to do with left eye. i know snoop is dying of laughter right now. tupac laughin from the sky’s.

    46. Another Nobody

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:11 pm | Reply | Quote

      it means Crackin Da Fu@k up ;)
      *which I am STILL doing… this made my week

    47. Another Nobody

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:11 pm | Reply | Quote

      Oh please make him foolywang of the week. Please??

    48. LMAO

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm | Reply | Quote

      my opinion wrote:

      i would have thought they need a tow truck to pick his fat ass up. thats why they waited for him to gain conscience because they werent pickin that up. looks like the guy in the last photo got a few nabs while he was down lol because his knuckles are red and someone was tellin him back up. Suge must of been as drunk as a skunk. but im sure someone is gonna be on the milk box next week cuz they sure as hell gonna needs bush swat team. suge sneaky so he goin wait to this dies down. with that said this is priceless remove chris brown and rhi rhi and put his ass up there, actually natasha dont do that. we dont want all of a sudden post stop appearing and you missin too

      LMAO WE NEED NATASHA TOO

    49. my opinion

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm | Reply | Quote

      my opinion wrote:

      i would have thought they need a tow truck to pick his fat ass up. thats why they waited for him to gain conscience because they werent pickin that up. looks like the guy in the last photo got a few nabs while he was down lol because his knuckles are red and someone was tellin him back up. Suge must of been as drunk as a skunk. but im sure someone is gonna be on the milk box next week cuz they sure as hell gonna needs bush swat team. suge sneaky so he goin wait to this dies down. with that said this is priceless remove chris brown and rhi rhi and put his ass up there, actually natasha dont do that. we dont want all of a sudden post stop appearing and you missin too

    50. i think

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:15 pm | Reply | Quote

      looks like when his head smacked the ground it busted and that’s where the blood came from. It’s never a good look to get put on yo ass like such but who is more deserving than Suge Knight…vindication indeed

    51. *Kerry*

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:16 pm | Reply | Quote

      Oh well….where’s Smokey when you need him?
      LAMO… Seriously!!

    52. sasha

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:17 pm | Reply | Quote

      okay who are the other guys in the photos on tmz are the helping him up or adding to the whip ass???

    53. Valerie

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:22 pm | Reply | Quote

      Pretty Girl wrote:

      PUSSY NIGGA SHOULD HAVE DIED RIGHT WHERE HE WAS AT! I MEANT THAT WITH ALL OF MY HEART!

      LMAoooooo!!! ****I feel ya…he alwayz starting TROUBLE anywayz…WE Knew That Was Commim!!! ****

    54. Z-Block

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:23 pm | Reply | Quote

      kaykay wrote:

      *sigh* somebody’s son’s about to come up missing…

      Another Nobody wrote:

      LMHYAO!!! ROTF!!! CDFU!! Whoever did it is probably on the phone with U-haul right now! Suge aint gonna let this go!

      The comments add hilarity to the pics… Loves it!!!!!!!

    55. T.Slim

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:24 pm | Reply | Quote

      I have been waiting a long time for somebody to knock Suge the F out.

    56. Kamikazee

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:25 pm | Reply | Quote

      Between the girls trying to help him up and the picture of him on his back like a beached whale I am over here in tears laugging. I really want to see who punched him. Dare I say this was a loooooooooooooooong time coming?

    57. respect

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:25 pm | Reply | Quote

      I wish I wasn’t at work when I discovered what NSFW meant! LOL! The blood not so bad at my job but the undergarment a no no!

    58. Tarsha

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:25 pm | Reply | Quote

      THAT ISH AIN’T FUNNY!! BLACK ON BLACK-OR ANY VIOLENCE FOR THAT MATTER-IS NEVER CUTE!!

    59. ontreal

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:27 pm | Reply | Quote

      I THINK

      THIS IS FOR HIS REALITY SHOW HE WANTED TO BE AL OVER THE BLOGS
      CAUSE NOBODY SANE WOULD DO THIS TO HIM

      RIP TUPAC
      RIP BIGGIE

    60. LSU Gyrl

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:27 pm | Reply | Quote

      Tarsha wrote:

      THAT ISH AIN’T FUNNY!! BLACK ON BLACK-OR ANY VIOLENCE FOR THAT MATTER-IS NEVER CUTE!!

      WHO SAID DUDE WAS BLACK? We dont know who knocked him on his back! Come on you have to admit..this is not a tad bit amusing to you?? lol

    61. miss.t.

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:28 pm | Reply | Quote

      did he never ever see anything coming to him? it could’ve been way worse

    62. simplyme527

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:29 pm | Reply | Quote

      Z-Block wrote:

      kaykay wrote:

      *sigh* somebody’s son’s about to come up missing…

      Another Nobody wrote:

      LMHYAO!!! ROTF!!! CDFU!! Whoever did it is probably on the phone with U-haul right now! Suge aint gonna let this go!

      The comments add hilarity to the pics… Loves it!!!!!!!

      OKAY!! LMFAO

    63. dvix

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:31 pm | Reply | Quote

      That’s sad and painful…

    64. Milan

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm | Reply | Quote

      It is very gloomy in Philly and this has just made my day. That m.f’er bleed just any of us, as ya’ll a;; can see, so who should be scared? So the saying is true, the bigger you are the harder you fall.
      bruhuhuhahahaha, that is sooo funny~

    65. Milan

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:33 pm | Reply | Quote

      Look at the groupies trying to pick this big azz up, lmao, this is too funny.

    66. beloved

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:36 pm | Reply | Quote

      TMZ betta what it now, I hope they choose there words wisley tonite.

    67. Just Nikki

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:38 pm | Reply | Quote

      Sugarfree Chocolate wrote:

      I’m sure his shit talking is going to cease for a while!! LMBAO!!

      Nope, I bet the demon that is Suge Knight has already contracted a hit for the dude that did this. I don’t feel sorry for LA’s most wanted, that’s what his jail-raping ass gets!!!

    68. Just Nikki

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:40 pm | Reply | Quote

      LSU Gyrl wrote:

      Tarsha wrote:

      THAT ISH AIN’T FUNNY!! BLACK ON BLACK-OR ANY VIOLENCE FOR THAT MATTER-IS NEVER CUTE!!

      WHO SAID DUDE WAS BLACK? We dont know who knocked him on his back! Come on you have to admit..this is not a tad bit amusing to you?? lol

      LSU Gyrl wrote:

      Tarsha wrote:

      THAT ISH AIN’T FUNNY!! BLACK ON BLACK-OR ANY VIOLENCE FOR THAT MATTER-IS NEVER CUTE!!

      WHO SAID DUDE WAS BLACK? We dont know who knocked him on his back! Come on you have to admit..this is not a tad bit amusing to you?? lol

      Yup, coulda been a 3 foot tall Laotion kick boxer! :-P

    69. toy

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:41 pm | Reply | Quote

      Seriously need to see dude who knocked Suge out, how in bloody hell didn’t anyone get a pic of that guy?

    70. missnita

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:42 pm | Reply | Quote

      LSU GIRL, girl you a fool, LMAO, not the MJB wig and the Jennifer hudson trench….

    71. babygirl214

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm | Reply | Quote

      Another Nobody wrote:

      Oh please make him foolywang of the week. Please??

      lmao that would be too funny…..boy i bet suge is like damn first the dude hits man and know its posted everywhere…

    72. babygirl214

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:45 pm | Reply | Quote

      Lord its time to go home so many grammatical errors….

      I was saying first the dude knocks him out and now his ass laid the hell out is all over the internet

    73. LSU Gyrl

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:52 pm | Reply | Quote

      Just Nikki wrote:

      LSU Gyrl wrote:

      Tarsha wrote:

      THAT ISH AIN’T FUNNY!! BLACK ON BLACK-OR ANY VIOLENCE FOR THAT MATTER-IS NEVER CUTE!!

      WHO SAID DUDE WAS BLACK? We dont know who knocked him on his back! Come on you have to admit..this is not a tad bit amusing to you?? lol

      LSU Gyrl wrote:

      Tarsha wrote:

      THAT ISH AIN’T FUNNY!! BLACK ON BLACK-OR ANY VIOLENCE FOR THAT MATTER-IS NEVER CUTE!!

      WHO SAID DUDE WAS BLACK? We dont know who knocked him on his back! Come on you have to admit..this is not a tad bit amusing to you?? lol

      Yup, coulda been a 3 foot tall Laotion kick boxer! :-P

      Aaah Nik Nak!! Welcome honey. I can always count on you to co-sign! But a 3 foot Laotion kickboxer?? ROTFL! Girl, you dont make any sense! I’m still laughing at my desk. :) I’m going to be at work for a while tonight. Keep me company! lol!

    74. ron

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:52 pm | Reply | Quote

      lol…suge must didn’t think quick!!!

    75. miss smiley

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:57 pm | Reply | Quote

      WE FALL DOWN, BUT WE GET UP!!!!

    76. LSU Gyrl

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:59 pm | Reply | Quote

      missnita wrote:

      LSU GIRL, girl you a fool, LMAO, not the MJB wig and the Jennifer hudson trench….

      I’m just saying…you think dude spent the night in LA after this? No ma’am. He probably went by his girl house crying and swinging in the air like Cuba Gooding did in Boyz in the Hood. lol

      I aint fooling with yall no more..lol

    77. classylady

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:59 pm | Reply | Quote

      LMAO @ LSU Gryl…no you didnt say the MJB wig and the Jennifer Hudson trench!

    78. Summer

      On May 12, 2008 at 4:59 pm | Reply | Quote

      Oh well! That’s the life that he chose! Him, Biggie, Tupac.. all of ‘em! They make me sick! He should of known that his lifestyle would eventually “get his back dirty”! It’s only tragic when innocent people are involved.

    79. LSU Gyrl

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:02 pm | Reply | Quote

      classylady wrote:

      LMAO @ LSU Gryl…no you didnt say the MJB wig and the Jennifer Hudson trench!

      What? :)

    80. hotassness

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm | Reply | Quote

      Karma is a Muther-Fuker….what goes around comes around. All I know is being from LA everybody knows about Suge or Dirty RED is what we call him.
      He is somewhere plotting oh boy demise….and aint go let this go.
      FYI…Dirty Red is from the movie Five Heartbeats

    81. DIAMOND

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:13 pm | Reply | Quote

      Dammmmn, he got knock the F-out….what happen to his boys damn thats a hell-of-a picture of females trying to get his ass up. Did his boys scatter like roaches or what? Dammn its the talk of the street, Suge is hotter than fish grease about this right now. he damn sho gone get his GHETTO-GANSTA PASS revoke…..

    82. cat4everrr

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:17 pm | Reply | Quote

      “{{{{{{{{ DEBO}}}}}}}}}}

      {{{{{{{{ DEBO}}}}}}}}}}

      YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUK OUT!!!”

      ROTFLMAO!!!!!

    83. Shamrock

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:17 pm | Reply | Quote

      This is too funny! The man who bullied all those rappers like DeeBo got knocked out. Like my Momma always said don’t think your the baddest, because there is always someone badder (I know it’s not a word).

    84. lena

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm | Reply | Quote

      GO TO TMZ!!!! THEY HAVE A PICTURE OF THE GUY WHO DUNNIT!!!! HELL NAWW!!

    85. Supresha

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:21 pm | Reply | Quote

      miss smiley wrote:

      WE FALL DOWN, BUT WE GET UP!!!!

      Too funny!!

    86. cat4everrr

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm | Reply | Quote

      am i the only one have vision of “Friday after next”

    87. cat4everrr

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm | Reply | Quote

      and “Friday after Next”

      lol

    88. cat4everrr

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm | Reply | Quote

      lol…hold up…lol

      “Deebo since you down let me help my self to those shoes.

      You can keep your knife cuz i don’t kill i steal.”

      ROTFLMOA

    89. LSU Gyrl

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm | Reply | Quote

      lena wrote:

      GO TO TMZ!!!! THEY HAVE A PICTURE OF THE GUY WHO DUNNIT!!!! HELL NAWW!!

      HELL TO THE NAWL! That dude with the big KRS-1 nose knocked Suge out? LMBO! Thats about as unbelievable as MC and Nick Cannon getting married! And the fact that they have his face on the internet..I just want to say this…Ooooh suge gonna get you! lol

    90. MsDonnaGirl

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm | Reply | Quote

      BtchPlze wrote:

      I say and I say again the GOOCH lying on his back is the funniest thing is the funniest thing in the world. My chest hurt and I can barely breath from the giggles at the gig. Jesus be a stretcher…..

      PAHAHAHAHAHA! The “Gooch”! Yes, bring it back! Ain’t this the funniest thing you’ve seen in a while now? Right up there with Nick Cannon looking like Peter Pan (I’ll never grow up!) in his “wedding pics” with Mariah. Hilarious.

    91. LSU Gyrl

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Reply | Quote

      I just need to know if it was a one hitter quitter or was there actually some blows between the two of them. My mom always says when you are afraid you dont know your strength and clearly dude didnt know his. Ish is till pure hilarity!

    92. Jglamore

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:31 pm | Reply | Quote

      Another Nobody wrote:

      AAAHAHAHAAAA…. I cant stop cracking up at this! Those of us who live in Hollywood are glad to see his ass laid out, he’s always ruining somebody’s party!

      I can hear that ghetto chick in the pink thong right now…
      SUGE!! SUUUUGEY BABY GET UUUUP!!!!

      HAHAHAHAAAAA!!

      Serves you right for throwin salt all over my game that night at the cabana club ya jack ass! HAHAHAHA!!

      LMAO at “I can hear that ghetto chick in the pink thong right now…
      SUGE!! SUUUUGEY BABY GET UUUUP!!!!”

    93. cat4everrr

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:31 pm | Reply | Quote

      i’m sorry, for real this not funny

      but hold up…who remembers this line-

      “since you down let me help myself to your shoes but you can keep the knife cuz i don’t kill i steal”

    94. Thinkquick

      On May 12, 2008 at 5:42 pm | Reply | Quote

      Shit is funny as hell! I hope all the people he has tormented over the years, get a good laugh.

    95. Nicole

      On May 12, 2008 at 6:04 pm | Reply | Quote

      Hell to the naw!

    96. BMW

      On May 12, 2008 at 6:23 pm | Reply | Quote

      CHRIS TUCKER FROM NEXT FRIDAY PADDLES BY WITH HIS BIKE,………….DAMN NIGGA! YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!! lol!

    97. Lele

      On May 12, 2008 at 6:33 pm | Reply | Quote

      BMW wrote:

      CHRIS TUCKER FROM NEXT FRIDAY PADDLES BY WITH HIS BIKE,………….DAMN NIGGA! YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!! lol!

      LOL. I was thinkin’ DAMN! WHO KNOCKED SUGE KNIGHT THE FUCK OUT!!!

    98. Keri

      On May 12, 2008 at 6:38 pm | Reply | Quote

      This is a damn shame but watch next thing we know Suge killed a man…

    99. jyzfaceisst

      On May 12, 2008 at 6:43 pm | Reply | Quote

      oooooooooooh my gooodddnesss…… that actually looks a little pathetic, sad.
      y’all are wrong, so wrong (Closing my lips tight - the ones on my face)

    100. BWHAHAHAHA...

      On May 12, 2008 at 7:00 pm | Reply | Quote

      Now they sayin dude popped the trunk and got a “pole like” object and cracked the SHHEEIIT! out his cranium..that explains the blood..nucca was knocked out for 10 min….smh..damn Karma is the TRUEST BITCH EVER!!

    101. Tiffany

      On May 12, 2008 at 7:16 pm | Reply | Quote

      LMAO!!!