Young, Black, and Fabulous :: I Don’t Have To Make This Ish Up.: Chris Brown’s Umpteenth Birthday Party+R. Kelly’s Indictment Notes Revealed+Other Ish

  • Posted on May 14, 2008 by Natasha

    Chris Brown’s Umpteenth Birthday Party+R. Kelly’s Indictment Notes Revealed+Other Ish

    Chris Brown had yet another 19th birthday party yesterday at Rebel NYC in NY. And all his friends came out to party:

     

    Teyana Taylor. Willie and Que of Day 26, and Dawn were all there.

     

    And of course his lil boo Rih Rih was there. *side eyeing Teyana*

    More pics when you read the rest…

     

    Tristan Wild kicked it with Wynter Gordon.

    Such a cutie.

    Lil Mama and Rihanna kicked it.

     

    There’s something about these two chicks’ styles that I like and find really refreshing.

    The three YBF chicks ki ki’d it up on the couch.

    However, I’m not feeling this dress or shoes on Dawn.

     

     

    Looks like Teyana was getting flirty with everybody in that piece. Or just having some fun. Or both.

     

     

     

     

    Yeah we see you Dawn and Que getting your lil cute couple on.

    Not feeling this look either Miss New York.

    Looks like fun times were had by all.

    Nunez/Wireimage

    Here’s a few more pics from Kanye’s Glow after party last night:

     

    So I guess Cassie did hit up the party with her undercover lover Diddy. Interesting.

    Anthony Anderson came out. Yeah we see you in the background Jay.

    Jaslene might want to back up off Mr. John Jackson.

    Damn Kevin Liles.

     

    And of course, ‘Ye partied it up with Richie Akiva and Ty Ty.

    Nunez/Wireimage

    We have what very well could be the last pic of Wesley Snipes before he gets hauled off to the slammer for 3 years:

    He was spotted yesterday taking some time to snap a pic with some fans. How nice of him. And no–that doesn’t count as your community service hours Wes.

    Speaking of the slammer, R. Kelly’s indictment has been unsealed and is now public record. Essence has the scoop and all said papers listing all charges. Damn R.

    Akon and Cherish stopped by TRL yesterday:

     

     

     

     

    Gershoff/Wireimage

    The Randomness:

    1. In the non-YBF news of the day, Brangelina is confirmed to be having twins. Damn.

    155 Comments »

    1. .My.

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:32 pm | Reply | Quote

      Loves how everyone looks except for Jaslene just dont like her.

    2. Miz Pride & Joy

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:32 pm | Reply | Quote

      Guess if I had $$ like them, I’d be 19 50 times, cuz I’d hit up every state w/a party!!!! LOL

    3. someteen year old

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:32 pm | Reply | Quote

      firsttttt

    4. ATLDiva

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:32 pm | Reply | Quote

      FIRST!!!!!!!!

    5. someteen year old

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:33 pm | Reply | Quote

      firsttttt….yayy!!!

    6. chooseylover

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:33 pm | Reply | Quote

      1st………………..

    7. misspriss08

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:33 pm | Reply | Quote

      Methinks this is the 2nd I’ve seen Willie and Teyana all close lately.

    8. .My.

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:34 pm | Reply | Quote

      Oh and that R. Kelly…what the?…i know that may be old but what in the flyin hell is that??

    9. j-trey08

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:34 pm | Reply | Quote

      oh wow

    10. Mill

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:35 pm | Reply | Quote

      Hot!! Hot!! Hot!!

    11. tNYCe

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm | Reply | Quote

      Damn R. Seriously.

    12. Skittles

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:39 pm | Reply | Quote

      You mean to tell Wesley Snipes still has chocolatey female fans? I guess they didn’t get the memo in the nineties…

    13. Stephanie

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:39 pm | Reply | Quote

      Lil Mama looks like a Dear in headlights on that second picture of her

    14. Makeysha E.

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Reply | Quote

      .My. wrote:

      Oh and that R. Kelly…what the?…i know that may be old but what in the flyin hell is that??

      I know this dude is sick and there is so much evidence to prove it.

    15. HOTLANTA

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Reply | Quote

      Dawn dress looks like my kid brother painted it with crayons.

    16. miko

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Reply | Quote

      Cherish looks too cute!
      i hope R. Kelly goes to jail.
      Tetyana is the cutest thing ever.
      Dawn looks a mess like always.
      Will is too sexy! Not so much Que.
      I don’t know why, but Fab has been looking so tasty lately.
      By the way, great post Natasha!

    17. OrangeSoul

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:41 pm | Reply | Quote

      ummm…did anyone else notice that teyana’s hand was on rihanna’s knee. interesting. is chris starting to look a little scruffy or is it me, lol? looks like it was fun times. wish i can celebrate my birthday like that, lol.

    18. Camdon

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Reply | Quote

      Party looks like it was fun!

      Ms. New York looks like a man to me.

    19. OrangeSoul

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:44 pm | Reply | Quote

      lol @ hotlanta’s comment

    20. kay p

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:44 pm | Reply | Quote

      that pic of R Kelly is the worse I’ve seen to date…

    21. LSU Gyrl

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:45 pm | Reply | Quote

      This is my last time saying this…Lil moma looks like Marlon Wayans and MC lyte’s love child, Teyana looks like the Picture Page pen and Akon looks likes someones great uncle…the black and ashy one that’s a mechanic!!

    22. Camdon

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:47 pm | Reply | Quote

      Kells looks like a freaky barney or something, WTH!

    23. TEE

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Reply | Quote

      WOOOO!! TEYANA, LIL MAMA, AND RIHANNA?? GOSH! IT’S LIKE ATTACK OF THE HUGE NOSES!!! LMAO

    24. elmo

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Reply | Quote

      who dresses cherish is what i wanna know

    25. Cheryl

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:50 pm | Reply | Quote

      Skittles wrote:

      You mean to tell Wesley Snipes still has chocolatey female fans? I guess they didn’t get the memo in the nineties…

      Naw… he’s following in the footsteps of other sellouts like Michael Jackson and O.J.! He’s trying to play his “I’m a black victim” grace card! You know… they only use it when they want to run back to their race for support!

    26. tashy

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:51 pm | Reply | Quote

      wow. thats all i can say. but i thought he was being tried on 21 counts, i guess some have been dropped over the years…

    27. Chelly's Two Cents

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:51 pm | Reply | Quote

      Teyana’s hand is too cozy on Rihanna’s leg ain’t it? LOL
      Assie is starting to pop up again. Must have new “music” coming out…
      Did the 4 Cherish sisters leave any YAKI in the beauty supply. I’m just saying.

    28. Camdon

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:51 pm | Reply | Quote

      I found an old email Hilarious!

      .Kelly Pickup Lines

      “Yeah, I know Lil Bow Wow……”

      “Hey cutie, I have last nights homework…hop in my car”

      “Hey girl, if you’re old enough to pee then your old enough for me”

      *jiggling Jolly Ranchers and Bubblicious in his hands* …”You like that don’t ya girl.”

      *sings* “aye bee cee dee eee eff gee…”

      “My crib or…your crib?”

      “Old enough to be seven, old enough to be eight!”

      *places candy necklace around girls neck* “I bet can’t no other nigga lace you like this.”

      “I personally know Harry Potter, wanna take a ride on my broom stick?”

      “If your old enough to crawl, then you already in the right position.”

      *Calls lil bow wow on the phone* “Yo Bow Wow, this is Kelly. Yo, where the party at?”

      “Hey girl, in my house, you don’t have to leave the bed to take a piss…”

      “Those other guys dont appreciate glasses and braces like me.”

      “I got tickets to Disney on Ice”

      “Just tell your mommy you wet the bed…”

      “Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh”

      *R Kelly eating chocolate cupcake* “Damn girl you can cook your ass off!! You do this with your Easy Bake Oven?”

      “Dont worry about the camera, it don’t work…”

      ——–

      whats the difference between r-kelly and acne?

      …acne waits till you’re 16 before it comes all over your face.

      …oh, and for a limited time only, be sure to pick up R Kelly’s new (arrest) record, Dicks In A Minor

    29. garrett

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm | Reply | Quote

      cherish do not look as good as i thought they did in person. stick to the do it to it look. cuz this is not working for me.

    30. 4goshsakes

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm | Reply | Quote

      teyana you really feeling willie huh! and chris dosent look that cute to me, thats my opinion and miss new york……ummm….yeah.

    31. Camdon

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm | Reply | Quote

      I’m sorry ya’ll I know this is serious and he is a perv. but I just had to!

    32. Christina_keys

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm | Reply | Quote

      Skittles wrote:

      You mean to tell Wesley Snipes still has chocolatey female fans? I guess they didn’t get the memo in the nineties…

      What are you talking about? What did he do in the nineties?

    33. Valski

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:53 pm | Reply | Quote

      What’s up with Teyana’s hands all on Rhianna’s legs? Lil Moma needs to take off the Cross Colors! Dawn with those socks and shoes…no! Wesley needs to sit his azz down somewhere…first he tried to get support by using his kids(photo ops) now he’s taking pictures with us…don’t think so!

    34. LSU Gyrl

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:53 pm | Reply | Quote

      I see Chris Breezy still didnt get that haircut! I know there are barbers in NY.

    35. Chica

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:53 pm | Reply | Quote

      Yeah, she woulda had to slide her hand off my knee…

      Dawn needs to go home and start over!! Horrible ‘fit.

      I don’t care how much money you have, all them damn birthday parties r not necessary!!

    36. TEE

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:54 pm | Reply | Quote

      elmo wrote:

      who dresses cherish is what i wanna know

      RIGHT! THE CHUBBY ONE SHOULDN’T HAVE THOSE SKINNY ASS TYRA BANKS ANKLES OUT NEITHER!! NOT CUTE!

    37. Ali

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:54 pm | Reply | Quote

      Why does Lil Mama always look lost in the clouds?!?!? Jasline needs to accept the fact that she is a tacky ass mess. Very much over Dawn and Que, Ri Ri and Chris, and we all know that Cassie is a talentless waste, although Diddy would beg to differ on her “talents”

    38. Dr. Jay

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:55 pm | Reply | Quote

      UHMmmmmm…does anyone else get a very lesbionic vibe from Tyanna? I’m just saying…

      Anyhoo, this is the best little mamma has looked in a long while.

      Diddy, if that is indeed you hugged up on Cassie in central park, your ass is wrong on a few levels for that…Not the least of which is she is not that much older than Justin…which brings me to the “R”…

      This trial promises to be a damn circus.

    39. 4goshsakes

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:55 pm | Reply | Quote

      Oh and next time you wanna post that retarded 1st stuff make sure you are what? actually 1st!!!

    40. Just Nikki

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:55 pm | Reply | Quote

      LSU Gyrl wrote:

      This is my last time saying this…Lil moma looks like Marlon Wayans and MC lyte’s love child, Teyana looks like the Picture Page pen and Akon looks likes someones great uncle…the black and ashy one that’s a mechanic!!

      …Oh lady, you’re ever so funny :-P

    41. LSU Gyrl

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:55 pm | Reply | Quote

      Chelly’s Two Cents wrote:

      Teyana’s hand is too cozy on Rihanna’s leg ain’t it? LOL
      Assie is starting to pop up again. Must have new “music” coming out…
      Did the 4 Cherish sisters leave any YAKI in the beauty supply. I’m just saying.

      I noticed that AND I’m Dead at the 6416 bags of yaki used for four chicks.

    42. Just Nikki

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:57 pm | Reply | Quote

      4goshsakes wrote:

      Oh and next time you wanna post that retarded 1st stuff make sure you are what? actually 1st!!!

      I was first the other day and never mentioned it…so I’m good right?

    43. Chelly's Two Cents

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:57 pm | Reply | Quote

      LSU Gyrl wrote:

      This is my last time saying this…Lil moma looks like Marlon Wayans and MC lyte’s love child, Teyana looks like the Picture Page pen and Akon looks likes someones great uncle…the black and ashy one that’s a mechanic!!

      LMAO. Too funny!! What an accurate description of LIL MARLON as Mc Lyte and Marlon Wayan’s love child!!
      LOL @ ur Akon comment.

    44. ExpeditiouslyHNIC

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:57 pm | Reply | Quote

      dang, no body better strike a match within 2 feet of Cherish…all that Yaki….my goodness, must we run out and jump in the weave chair in order to establish ourselves in the game. They are too talented (and naturally fab) to be so over-stylized.

    45. Dr. Jay

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:58 pm | Reply | Quote

      oh, and Que is a cutie pie…yummy

    46. LadyReign

      On May 14, 2008 at 3:59 pm | Reply | Quote

      elmo wrote:

      who dresses cherish is what i wanna know

      I second that. I would like to know who’s responsible for that mess.

    47. Just Nikki

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:00 pm | Reply | Quote

      Christina_keys wrote:

      Skittles wrote:

      You mean to tell Wesley Snipes still has chocolatey female fans? I guess they didn’t get the memo in the nineties…

      What are you talking about? What did he do in the nineties?

      …He disowned and denouced sistahs!

    48. Jadey

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:00 pm | Reply | Quote

      im sorry but DAWN has no sense os style!!!!!!!!!

    49. Cammie

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:01 pm | Reply | Quote

      LSU Gyrl you have me dying at work …hhhahahahhahahha should keep me goin to the final hour.

    50. Jeremy's girl

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:04 pm | Reply | Quote

      Christina_keys wrote:

      Skittles wrote:

      You mean to tell Wesley Snipes still has chocolatey female fans? I guess they didn’t get the memo in the nineties…

      What are you talking about? What did he do in the nineties?

      i believe this is when he made the statement that he’ll NEVER be with a black woman…

      Miss New York is a joke right?
      Breezy is fallin off- he needs a haircut immediately
      Teyana- Gay; Lil Mama-Lil Bow weezy; Jaslene- crackhead who found her way into tyra’s closet to play dress up

    51. gbaby

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:04 pm | Reply | Quote

      teyanna taylor is a lesbian… but to be honest.. ive always had my doubts about LIL MAMA too… this past black friday i was shopping in herald square in nyc and she was there shopping too and i seen her in the street and was NOT comfortable with the way she was looking at me .. maybe she bi

    52. Un Ruh

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:04 pm | Reply | Quote

      Teyana get your hand off rhi’s knee! lol……..that twin in cherish is wayyy to small and her twin sis looks pregnant……….oh yea i think Teyanna is bi but i aint mad at her as far as Que and Willie goes cus i would be all up on them and giving them kisses too!lol

    53. vegas chick

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:05 pm | Reply | Quote

      1. What’s up with those ace bandages Dawn has wrapped around her feet?
      2. Why does Tristan have those big under 21 X’s on his hands that they give you at the club, but RhiRhi, Teyanna and Lil Mama don’t?
      3. Miss New York looks a little too round the way in that picture, not like a pageant contestant.
      4. Is Kevin Liles sick or smoked out?
      5. I like Akon’s sweater.
      6. Cherish looks too “extra” Too much going on

    54. Jeremy's girl

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Reply | Quote

      Talent is relevant. Cassie has the kind that only Diddy can appreciate- or any other sugar daddy that can afford her. She is gorgeous tho

    55. vegas chick

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:10 pm | Reply | Quote

      Camdon wrote:

      I found an old email Hilarious!

      .Kelly Pickup Lines

      “Yeah, I know Lil Bow Wow……”

      “Hey cutie, I have last nights homework…hop in my car”

      “Hey girl, if you’re old enough to pee then your old enough for me”

      *jiggling Jolly Ranchers and Bubblicious in his hands* …”You like that don’t ya girl.”

      *sings* “aye bee cee dee eee eff gee…”

      “My crib or…your crib?”

      “Old enough to be seven, old enough to be eight!”

      *places candy necklace around girls neck* “I bet can’t no other nigga lace you like this.”

      “I personally know Harry Potter, wanna take a ride on my broom stick?”

      “If your old enough to crawl, then you already in the right position.”

      *Calls lil bow wow on the phone* “Yo Bow Wow, this is Kelly. Yo, where the party at?”

      “Hey girl, in my house, you don’t have to leave the bed to take a piss…”

      “Those other guys dont appreciate glasses and braces like me.”

      “I got tickets to Disney on Ice”

      “Just tell your mommy you wet the bed…”

      “Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh”

      *R Kelly eating chocolate cupcake* “Damn girl you can cook your ass off!! You do this with your Easy Bake Oven?”

      “Dont worry about the camera, it don’t work…”

      ——–

      whats the difference between r-kelly and acne?

      …acne waits till you’re 16 before it comes all over your face.

      …oh, and for a limited time only, be sure to pick up R Kelly’s new (arrest) record, Dicks In A Minor

      FLATLINED…

    56. Brittany

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:11 pm | Reply | Quote

      Wow Brad and Angelina are having twins. Thats been reported in the tabloids for weeks, but I just didn’t believe it.

    57. Jamaicaseemiya

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:13 pm | Reply | Quote

      OK… just non-relevent moment. How much money does Anthony Anderson make that he always looks like a crumpled mess. Can someone call his agent and have it added to his package.

      As for you Mr. Kelly, I hope you get what you deserve, so our children will have one LESS MONSTER TO FEAR!!!

    58. Cheryl

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:14 pm | Reply | Quote

      Brittany wrote:

      Wow Brad and Angelina are having twins. Thats been reported in the tabloids for weeks, but I just didn’t believe it.

      Wrong blog!

    59. Jamaicaseemiya

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:14 pm | Reply | Quote

      I meant an “Iron” added to his package.

      Is me or is anyone else being kicked off today/timed out?

    60. LadyReign

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:17 pm | Reply | Quote

      Brittany wrote:

      Wow Brad and Angelina are having twins. Thats been reported in the tabloids for weeks, but I just didn’t believe it.

      And what does that have to do with CB’s party, Cherish and Akon, Assie and R. Kelly?????

    61. STFU Already

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:19 pm | Reply | Quote

      I thought Cassie was Misa in that first pic…You know Diddy’s FIRST Babymama…lol

      Jaslene is just not that cute to me…but she knows hot to stay on the scene…bless her heart…

      Those Cherish sisters are cute.

      SMH @ R.Kelly…I really do hope he gets some serious times…

    62. Danni

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:20 pm | Reply | Quote

      Is i just me or does Teyana look like a dude?! She’s fab, but damn! Everybody talks about Lil’Mama and ignore that man Teyana. No hate, but she is not cute or do I need glasses? Please let me know!

    63. NOBITCHASSNESS

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:20 pm | Reply | Quote

      LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE HAD A BALL….LOVE TEYANA AND LIL MAMA TREND SETTERS!!!!

    64. Danni

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm | Reply | Quote

      vegas chick wrote:

      1. What’s up with those ace bandages Dawn has wrapped around her feet?
      2. Why does Tristan have those big under 21 X’s on his hands that they give you at the club, but RhiRhi, Teyanna and Lil Mama don’t?
      3. Miss New York looks a little too round the way in that picture, not like a pageant contestant.
      4. Is Kevin Liles sick or smoked out?
      5. I like Akon’s sweater.
      6. Cherish looks too “extra” Too much going on

      I saw those X’s too! COSIGN!!!

    65. Country Elegance

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm | Reply | Quote

      Chelly’s Two Cents wrote:

      Teyana’s hand is too cozy on Rihanna’s leg ain’t it? LOL
      Assie is starting to pop up again. Must have new “music” coming out…
      Did the 4 Cherish sisters leave any YAKI in the beauty supply. I’m just saying.

      LMAO!!! I didn’t have to post cause you said everything I was thinking!!!!

    66. STFU Already

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:22 pm | Reply | Quote

      LadyReign wrote:

      Brittany wrote:

      Wow Brad and Angelina are having twins. Thats been reported in the tabloids for weeks, but I just didn’t believe it.

      And what does that have to do with CB’s party, Cherish and Akon, Assie and R. Kelly?????

      LMAO I guess you missed the lil Non-YBF news that Natasha posted about Brangelina…

    67. kaykay

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:22 pm | Reply | Quote

      I *heart* Cherish and i like their look n’weaves-and they look (and sound) better than DK anydayoftheweek…still think Teyana’s fugly…okay well those 2 Day26 dudes are cute tho-the DK girl and the Day 26 guy are a cute couple…Chris’s party looks like it was FUN, I’d say b/c of all the new found celebs-they’re still juiced to be at VIP parties-too soon to front like they ain’t havin’ fun, lol…I’m not mad…oh and Tristan’s yummy…Miss. NY WTH’s going on with you boo? the dress…

    68. "E"

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:23 pm | Reply | Quote

      Miss New York is teetering the Foolywang of the Week position!!! You call it Natasha!

    69. Brittany

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm | Reply | Quote

      Bitch what do you mean wrong blog? The goddamn link is at the bottom of this post. Please keep it moving.

    70. Just C

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:25 pm | Reply | Quote

      Nikki,
      How am i going to get this to you without putting either of our emails on blast. LOL. Wait, I think I have an idea. I can upload to yousendit and then give you the link. Hopefully the link won’t be blocked. Give me a sec.

    71. Keesha

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:25 pm | Reply | Quote

      Cassie is fine. Rhianna is talentless please report on people with talent. Will is fine as hell

    72. Brittany

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:26 pm | Reply | Quote

      THIS:Bitch what do you mean wrong blog? The goddamn link is at the bottom of this post. Please keep it moving.
      was in RESPONSE TO THIS:

      Cheryl wrote:

      Brittany wrote:

      Wow Brad and Angelina are having twins. Thats been reported in the tabloids for weeks, but I just didn’t believe it.

      Wrong blog!

    73. LadyReign

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:27 pm | Reply | Quote

      Danni wrote:

      Is i just me or does Teyana look like a dude?! She’s fab, but damn! Everybody talks about Lil’Mama and ignore that man Teyana. No hate, but she is not cute or do I need glasses? Please let me know!

      I think she’s WAY prettier then lil Mama

    74. kaykay

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:27 pm | Reply | Quote

      Danni wrote:

      Is i just me or does Teyana look like a dude?! She’s fab, but damn! Everybody talks about Lil’Mama and ignore that man Teyana. No hate, but she is not cute or do I need glasses? Please let me know!

      it’s not just u

    75. life

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:28 pm | Reply | Quote

      Cheryl wrote:

      Brittany wrote:

      Wow Brad and Angelina are having twins. Thats been reported in the tabloids for weeks, but I just didn’t believe it.

      Wrong blog!

      actually its at the bottom of the post. seems weird how all these celebs are having twins and some of them don’t even have it in there genes. thats about the 4rth couple for this year

    76. black_ice

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:29 pm | Reply | Quote

      damn i wish i was at the chris’s party too it looked like good times.
      wtf is r. kelly wearing!?
      damn will is lookin good.

    77. HELLO?

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:29 pm | Reply | Quote

      Camdon wrote:

      I found an old email Hilarious!

      .Kelly Pickup Lines

      “Yeah, I know Lil Bow Wow……”

      “Hey cutie, I have last nights homework…hop in my car”

      “Hey girl, if you’re old enough to pee then your old enough for me”

      *jiggling Jolly Ranchers and Bubblicious in his hands* …”You like that don’t ya girl.”

      *sings* “aye bee cee dee eee eff gee…”

      “My crib or…your crib?”

      “Old enough to be seven, old enough to be eight!”

      *places candy necklace around girls neck* “I bet can’t no other nigga lace you like this.”

      “I personally know Harry Potter, wanna take a ride on my broom stick?”

      “If your old enough to crawl, then you already in the right position.”

      *Calls lil bow wow on the phone* “Yo Bow Wow, this is Kelly. Yo, where the party at?”

      “Hey girl, in my house, you don’t have to leave the bed to take a piss…”

      “Those other guys dont appreciate glasses and braces like me.”

      “I got tickets to Disney on Ice”

      “Just tell your mommy you wet the bed…”

      “Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh”

      *R Kelly eating chocolate cupcake* “Damn girl you can cook your ass off!! You do this with your Easy Bake Oven?”

      “Dont worry about the camera, it don’t work…”

      ——–

      whats the difference between r-kelly and acne?

      …acne waits till you’re 16 before it comes all over your face.

      …oh, and for a limited time only, be sure to pick up R Kelly’s new (arrest) record, Dicks In A Minor

      *places candy necklace around girls neck* “I bet can’t no other nigga lace you like this.”

      I done died and been reincarnated!! Wait…dead again!

    78. GET OVER IT

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:30 pm | Reply | Quote

      DAWN>>>First of all the shoes are the new Chloe’ strap boots and their HOT!!! but the dress is a little much for the shoe or maybe we should see the whole outfit to make a verdict.

    79. danielle

      On May 14, 2008 at 4:30 pm | Reply | Quote

      Chris Brown has been looking very ‘crackpipeish’ lately. I dunno whether it’s the hair being untrimmed, the acne, or the fit of them damn jeans. He just looks smelly. Pew.

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      I don’t even know why TEYANA ‘GOOGLEME..(why?) TAYLOR is poppin’ up everywhere with her no hit wonder azz. Seriously, Pharrell…give it up.

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      Rihanna, stop sportin’ them damn long azz Dracula nails. They ain’t cute!

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      Lil’ Mama looks like a ghetto Lego Box trapped in a time warp. I bet she could make a blind person blink twice and see the light…

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      Cassie is trully flawless. Her hair, skin, voice…uh, hair…is PERFECTO.

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      R. Kelly and Acorn hurt my eyes. Kells looks like a rotten can of grape juice, and that belt is ridamndiculous. Sick. Acorn’s sweater looks almost neon against that skin of his. And am I thee ONLY one who thinks he resembles Kermit the Frog?

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      Last but not least, Cherish…really? Who IS your stylist?? Elmo? A 12 year old streetwalker? Martha Stewart? Get it together please.