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Arrests & Legal Woes: Shaq, 50 Cent, Felicia "Snoop" Pearson, & Dexter King

Just when things started to get all peachy again with Shaquille and Shaunie, some chick (who claims she's an Atlanta hip hop artist called Mary Jane) named Alexis Miller is accusing Shaquille of threatening her.  Apparently they had an affair and he threatened her "career" if she told anyone.  According to TMZ: Alexis Miller, an Atlanta hip hop artist who goes by Mary Jane, just got a restraining order against Shaquille O'Neal, alleging he threatened to hurt her and harassed her with heavy-breathing over the phone. Miller claims they had an affair and that when it ended, Shaq threatened he'd wreck her career if she told anyone. According to court docs Shaq wrote her one email that reads, "I dnt no who the fuk u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is all I gotta make no try me. Sho me." O'Neal is scheduled to appear before a judge on Sept. 4. Sigh.  Why am I not surprised at all?  Damn shame.       Well if it isn't art imitating life. And vice versa I guess. Felicia "Snoop" Pearson, one of the co-stars of "The Wire", has been arrested on suspicion of minor drugs charges. And it looks like a work around for the cops to detain her for a lengthy amount of time since she initially refused to cooperate in a pending murder trial she's a witness in. Cops busted into her Baltimore home with a body warrant yesterday and found cigars filled with "possible drugs". She was then taken in and can be detained until September 16th. If this ain't some "Wire" ish I don't know what is.       50 Cent is said to now be cooperating with the officials investigating his suspicious house fire. This week reports said he was avoiding speaking to them for some unknown reason and the investigation could not move forward without 50 being interviewed. But his lawyers state: "50 and his attorneys met yesterday (Wednesday) with Suffolk County authorities regarding the fire that destroyed 50's house. The meeting had been arranged weeks ago. 50 is eager to review the findings of the investigation, when it is concluded." I wonder if his baby's mama Shaniqua is shook now?   Dexter King, Martin's son who was sued by his siblings Martin III and Bernice just a few months ago, is counter-suing his siblings for their mishandling of money and the family organization: In the suit filed on Monday, Dexter King said his siblings have established foundations that compete with The King Center and have used the center for personal gain. It also says the foundations conflict with their duties on the center's board of directors, which all three children serve on. The lawsuit continues an escalating feud between Dexter, nice and Martin Luther King III that has played out in the media. Bernice King and Martin Luther King III sued Dexter King in July to force him to open the books of their father's estate, which sold a collection of more than 10,000 of his personal papers and books in 2006 for $32 million. Source Bernice King founded the Coretta Scott King Foundation in December 2007, which the lawsuit says also competes with The King Center. The lawsuit accuses both siblings of “demonstrating bad faith, being stubbornly litigious, and causing The King Center unnecessary trouble and expense” and seeks an undisclosed amount of money. Just a mess.   The Randomness: 1.  Shout out to Jamaica for killing all kind of word records in the 2008 Olympic Men's Track races.  I'm sure all of my YBF folks from Jamaica (it's a lot of y'all) are loving it.

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[quote comment="181796"][quote comment="181788"][quote comment="181776"][quote comment="181767"][quote comment="181764"][quote comment="181742"][quote comment="181735"]Shaq's jump-off looks a lil like hoopz in the face to me...I have no sympathy for her. Snoop - that is art imitating life with her - cause that girl been a G way before the wire. Congrats to the Jamaicans...but didn't that happen days ago?? Tasha are you really following the Olympics?[/quote] the men broke a relay record today.[/quote] oh ok - thanks for the update...i gues I'm not really following it then...lol[/quote] and now I'm typing like Shaq - TGIF[/quote] (*Shaq Typing)TGIF- Tank God it Friday. I happe to B here. i dnt no bout yall, but i happe it Fri. I gotta make no fun. lol.[/quote] I am dying.....Ya'll are too funny! I am so glad i am in the office by myself today, everyone would think i am crazy![/quote] It's Shaq's fault for being a big dummy...wait this qualifies as his secret getting out. So is he gonna ruin her career now??? *crickets*[/quote] ...define career
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[quote comment="181799"][quote comment="181752"][quote comment="181746"][quote comment="181738"][quote comment="181734"][quote comment="181716"][quote comment="181710"][quote comment="181659"][quote comment="181650"]How can you harass someone with heavy breathing over the phone????? Damn Snoop!! Thats right Fitty! Get her coniving ass! lol[/quote] LOL. he probably sounded like Darth vador. (**In Darth Vador voice) "Tell me how my ass taste". LOL.[/quote] Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! Can you imagine that big negro on top of you sweating and breathing all heavy?!? And drooling?! Gross!!![/quote] I dont want to imagine that. I bet his breath smells terrible when he wakes up in the morning. lol...that big ass mouth. lol[/quote] Ya'll are crazy...and those eyes don't help either.[/quote] He has what I like to call "jealous eyes" Always looking at each other!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] ROTHFLMAO!!!!!! Them eyes are brutal enemies. lol.[/quote] I bet his eyes ask the same question...WTF you looking at????[/quote] OMG!!!! Too funny! Have ya'll ever had a person with a crooked eye get mad at you because they were talking to you and you didn't realize it (because they weren't looking at you) so you didn't respond? You be like oh, you were talking to me?! Hahahaha!!!![/quote] OK, I've asked before...Who are you talking too??? LOL LOL
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[quote comment="181795"][quote comment="181791"][quote comment="181757"]Shaq's not looking very good here. He looks like the type of guy who walks up the stairs and farts on each step. Y'all know anyone who can do that? That always amazed me.[/quote] I know! I've tried to poot outside before while I was walkin. I can never do it! I don't think its physically possible. Since yall don't really know me, I felt free to share that.[/quote] Girl, I can fart on cue.. I just did![/quote] Is that listed as a skill on your resume? LOL!
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[quote comment="181792"]YEAHH, CLAP HANDS FOR MY COUNTRY. **singing in deep voice, with one hand pumping in the air, 2 fingers extended*** J.A.M.A.I.C.A. Jamaica!!! Repeat[/quote] I was waiting for you to give props to "our" country. I am British Jamaican and of course I rep Jamaica. respect!!
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[quote comment="182036"][quote comment="182022"]you jamacians need to learn how to click on the quote link![/quote] teeheehee[/quote] How about learning to spell !! Its Jamaicans!!! Get it right!! Jamaica to di worl'!!!
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[quote comment="181792"]YEAHH, CLAP HANDS FOR MY COUNTRY. **singing in deep voice, with one hand pumping in the air, 2 fingers extended*** J.A.M.A.I.C.A. Jamaica!!! Repeat[/quote] Jamaica land we love!!!! I have been so effin excited all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shaq has got to be the poster

Shaq has got to be the poster boy for dumb jock!!!! Why do these idiots, knowing that they are famous and knowing that these SLORES are on the come up, keeping dipping out on their wives. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FAITHFUL DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!!! Then you won't have to threaten people or have some stupid jumpoff try to use that fact that you cheated with her as her claim to fame. When Shaunie leaves you and takes all your money,"Tell me how her ass tastes!!!" Dumbass!!
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[quote comment="181797"][quote comment="181792"]YEAHH, CLAP HANDS FOR MY COUNTRY. **singing in deep voice, with one hand pumping in the air, 2 fingers extended*** J.A.M.A.I.C.A. Jamaica!!! Repeat[/quote] The guy that sits in front of me at work is from Kingston, so you know he has been walking around with his chest puffed all up! LOL LOL[/quote] Trust me I know, I came to work acting like I personally won them mentals!!!
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[quote comment="181811"][quote comment="181797"][quote comment="181792"]YEAHH, CLAP HANDS FOR MY COUNTRY. **singing in deep voice, with one hand pumping in the air, 2 fingers extended*** J.A.M.A.I.C.A. Jamaica!!! Repeat[/quote] The guy that sits in front of me at work is from Kingston, so you know he has been walking around with his chest puffed all up! LOL LOL[/quote] Trust me I know, I came to work acting like I personally won them mentals!!![/quote] Don't let him put in his Bob Marley....*being quite before he does* hahahahahaha
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[quote comment="182042"][quote comment="181986"][quote comment="181980"][quote comment="181979"][quote comment="181978"][quote comment="181958"][quote comment="181948"]Is it me or do most Jamacians think they are better than a lot of other black caribbean folks...in particular (Haitians) just a thought.[/quote] As a proud Jamaican!!! We are many races, it is primarly when we leave Jamaica that race comes into play, not from us but that is the way of the world. "We are all Jamaicans" is how we veiw ourselves, our country montra is "Out of Many One People". I personally and no one I know feel that we are better than any other carribean island. It is however a "perception" as we are the most recognized islands. I hope you find clearity with this from a Jamaican. P.S. I am black.[/quote] ok cool. I know some Jamacians don't have that mindset but a lot do. Its kinda disgusting and grows prejudice when I see them down Haitians (I'm not even Haitian but my best friend is) and the Jamacians I know always say ignorant stuff like they are the best. I wish they wouldn't think like that but oh well.[/quote] It only takes one or a few to make a nations people seem bad. Your Haitian friend probably have experienced stuff 1st hand.[/quote] Yea she went to high school in brooklyn before she moved to DC and she told me that Jamacians always used to make fun of her, she doesnt even have a accent and was born here but they still made her life a living hell because of her nationality. She said she used to cry at night because she felt so bad about who she was dats a shame that ppl have to make u feel bad about what u have no control over[/quote] Hey, I don't know you at all, but I need to ask a favour (no not a spelling mistake on favour, I live in Canada that's how we spell it). I woulI like that the next time you see your friend, please give her a BIG SISTER FROM THE TROPICS HUG FROM ME PERSONALLY!!! Much love. No body should be made to feel sad about where they come from!![/quote] Tell your friend not to worry. All black people look down on each other. We are chicken heads for doing that. I am African and know a lot of Carribeans (and other variations) that think that they are better than us and most of us tend to think the reverse because we also think we are the best thing since the pyramids of Giza - so like someone said - if you do not tell yourself you are the best no one else will tell you. Ultimately we are all the same. Same old pain bodies![/quote] so true. thanks, i think my friend is over it but when she told me that i was so mad...i cant even explain to u guys how she did, she made me cry. but yeah, ill try my best not to think of jamaicans in a bad light. some are good. some are bad just like all nationalities
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[quote comment="181804"][quote comment="181796"][quote comment="181788"][quote comment="181776"][quote comment="181767"][quote comment="181764"][quote comment="181742"][quote comment="181735"]Shaq's jump-off looks a lil like hoopz in the face to me...I have no sympathy for her. Snoop - that is art imitating life with her - cause that girl been a G way before the wire. Congrats to the Jamaicans...but didn't that happen days ago?? Tasha are you really following the Olympics?[/quote] the men broke a relay record today.[/quote] oh ok - thanks for the update...i gues I'm not really following it then...lol[/quote] and now I'm typing like Shaq - TGIF[/quote] (*Shaq Typing)TGIF- Tank God it Friday. I happe to B here. i dnt no bout yall, but i happe it Fri. I gotta make no fun. lol.[/quote] I am dying.....Ya'll are too funny! I am so glad i am in the office by myself today, everyone would think i am crazy![/quote] It's Shaq's fault for being a big dummy...wait this qualifies as his secret getting out. So is he gonna ruin her career now??? *crickets*[/quote] ...define career[/quote] I can't...in this case
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[quote comment="181803"][quote comment="181799"][quote comment="181752"][quote comment="181746"][quote comment="181738"][quote comment="181734"][quote comment="181716"][quote comment="181710"][quote comment="181659"][quote comment="181650"]How can you harass someone with heavy breathing over the phone????? Damn Snoop!! Thats right Fitty! Get her coniving ass! lol[/quote] LOL. he probably sounded like Darth vador. (**In Darth Vador voice) "Tell me how my ass taste". LOL.[/quote] Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! Can you imagine that big negro on top of you sweating and breathing all heavy?!? And drooling?! Gross!!![/quote] I dont want to imagine that. I bet his breath smells terrible when he wakes up in the morning. lol...that big ass mouth. lol[/quote] Ya'll are crazy...and those eyes don't help either.[/quote] He has what I like to call "jealous eyes" Always looking at each other!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] ROTHFLMAO!!!!!! Them eyes are brutal enemies. lol.[/quote] I bet his eyes ask the same question...WTF you looking at????[/quote] OMG!!!! Too funny! Have ya'll ever had a person with a crooked eye get mad at you because they were talking to you and you didn't realize it (because they weren't looking at you) so you didn't respond? You be like oh, you were talking to me?! Hahahaha!!!![/quote] Yes!! OMG! Ya'll are on a roll today!! lol[/quote] And you be like, you know you got a crooked eye! Don't be getting mad at me! Gotta stand sideways in the mirror just to look at yourself.
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[quote comment="181809"]Shaq

[quote comment="181809"]Shaq has got to be the poster boy for dumb jock!!!! Why do these idiots, knowing that they are famous and knowing that these SLORES are on the come up, keeping dipping out on their wives. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FAITHFUL DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!!! Then you won't have to threaten people or have some stupid jumpoff try to use that fact that you cheated with her as her claim to fame. When Shaunie leaves you and takes all your money,"Tell me how her ass tastes!!!" Dumbass!![/quote] sadatay!!!!!! LOVES IT don't even know what your comment is - just LMAO at that name!!!
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[quote comment="181817"][quote comment="181803"][quote comment="181799"][quote comment="181752"][quote comment="181746"][quote comment="181738"][quote comment="181734"][quote comment="181716"][quote comment="181710"][quote comment="181659"][quote comment="181650"]How can you harass someone with heavy breathing over the phone????? Damn Snoop!! Thats right Fitty! Get her coniving ass! lol[/quote] LOL. he probably sounded like Darth vador. (**In Darth Vador voice) "Tell me how my ass taste". LOL.[/quote] Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! Can you imagine that big negro on top of you sweating and breathing all heavy?!? And drooling?! Gross!!![/quote] I dont want to imagine that. I bet his breath smells terrible when he wakes up in the morning. lol...that big ass mouth. lol[/quote] Ya'll are crazy...and those eyes don't help either.[/quote] He has what I like to call "jealous eyes" Always looking at each other!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] ROTHFLMAO!!!!!! Them eyes are brutal enemies. lol.[/quote] I bet his eyes ask the same question...WTF you looking at????[/quote] OMG!!!! Too funny! Have ya'll ever had a person with a crooked eye get mad at you because they were talking to you and you didn't realize it (because they weren't looking at you) so you didn't respond? You be like oh, you were talking to me?! Hahahaha!!!![/quote] Yes!! OMG! Ya'll are on a roll today!! lol[/quote] And you be like, you know you got a crooked eye! Don't be getting mad at me! Gotta stand sideways in the mirror just to look at yourself.[/quote] Lol
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[quote comment="181644"]Yall

[quote comment="181644"]Yall already know Shaq did that..[/quote] What the fuck was he trying to say??? I thought I had but I guess it was too bad to comprehend...it hurt my eyes actually
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[quote comment="181818"][quote comment="181809"]Shaq has got to be the poster boy for dumb jock!!!! Why do these idiots, knowing that they are famous and knowing that these SLORES are on the come up, keeping dipping out on their wives. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FAITHFUL DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!!! Then you won't have to threaten people or have some stupid jumpoff try to use that fact that you cheated with her as her claim to fame. When Shaunie leaves you and takes all your money,"Tell me how her ass tastes!!!" Dumbass!![/quote] sadatay!!!!!! LOVES IT don't even know what your comment is - just LMAO at that name!!![/quote] Right?! Pootie Tag was my FAV on Chris Rock's show.
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[quote comment="181813"][quote comment="181811"][quote comment="181797"][quote comment="181792"]YEAHH, CLAP HANDS FOR MY COUNTRY. **singing in deep voice, with one hand pumping in the air, 2 fingers extended*** J.A.M.A.I.C.A. Jamaica!!! Repeat[/quote] The guy that sits in front of me at work is from Kingston, so you know he has been walking around with his chest puffed all up! LOL LOL[/quote] Trust me I know, I came to work acting like I personally won them mentals!!![/quote] Don't let him put in his Bob Marley....*being quite before he does* hahahahahaha[/quote] **Singing in my off key Bob Voice** Sing it with me sister (One Love), sing it with brother (one love)... lets get together and feel alright. (AGAIN)
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[quote comment="181820"][quote comment="181644"]Yall already know Shaq did that..[/quote] What the fuck was he trying to say??? I thought I had but I guess it was too bad to comprehend...it hurt my eyes actually[/quote] LOL. Hooked on phonics..
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[quote comment="181822"][quote comment="181813"][quote comment="181811"][quote comment="181797"][quote comment="181792"]YEAHH, CLAP HANDS FOR MY COUNTRY. **singing in deep voice, with one hand pumping in the air, 2 fingers extended*** J.A.M.A.I.C.A. Jamaica!!! Repeat[/quote] The guy that sits in front of me at work is from Kingston, so you know he has been walking around with his chest puffed all up! LOL LOL[/quote] Trust me I know, I came to work acting like I personally won them mentals!!![/quote] Don't let him put in his Bob Marley....*being quite before he does* hahahahahaha[/quote] **Singing in my off key Bob Voice** Sing it with me sister (One Love), sing it with brother (one love)... lets get together and feel alright. (AGAIN)[/quote] It's Friday...Imma light one up for yall tonight....
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[quote comment="181821"][quote comment="181818"][quote comment="181809"]Shaq has got to be the poster boy for dumb jock!!!! Why do these idiots, knowing that they are famous and knowing that these SLORES are on the come up, keeping dipping out on their wives. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FAITHFUL DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!!! Then you won't have to threaten people or have some stupid jumpoff try to use that fact that you cheated with her as her claim to fame. When Shaunie leaves you and takes all your money,"Tell me how her ass tastes!!!" Dumbass!![/quote] sadatay!!!!!! LOVES IT don't even know what your comment is - just LMAO at that name!!![/quote] Right?! Pootie Tag was my FAV on Chris Rock's show.[/quote] yes...woo that was well needed flashback, cause Pootie Tang be having me DYING...
kay p's picture

LMAO at dark vador - these

LMAO at dark vador - these chicks are willing to put all of their business in the streets. Dang!
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[quote comment="181817"][quote comment="181803"][quote comment="181799"][quote comment="181752"][quote comment="181746"][quote comment="181738"][quote comment="181734"][quote comment="181716"][quote comment="181710"][quote comment="181659"][quote comment="181650"]How can you harass someone with heavy breathing over the phone????? Damn Snoop!! Thats right Fitty! Get her coniving ass! lol[/quote] LOL. he probably sounded like Darth vador. (**In Darth Vador voice) "Tell me how my ass taste". LOL.[/quote] Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! Can you imagine that big negro on top of you sweating and breathing all heavy?!? And drooling?! Gross!!![/quote] I dont want to imagine that. I bet his breath smells terrible when he wakes up in the morning. lol...that big ass mouth. lol[/quote] Ya'll are crazy...and those eyes don't help either.[/quote] He has what I like to call "jealous eyes" Always looking at each other!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] ROTHFLMAO!!!!!! Them eyes are brutal enemies. lol.[/quote] I bet his eyes ask the same question...WTF you looking at????[/quote] OMG!!!! Too funny! Have ya'll ever had a person with a crooked eye get mad at you because they were talking to you and you didn't realize it (because they weren't looking at you) so you didn't respond? You be like oh, you were talking to me?! Hahahaha!!!![/quote] Yes!! OMG! Ya'll are on a roll today!! lol[/quote] And you be like, you know you got a crooked eye! Don't be getting mad at me! Gotta stand sideways in the mirror just to look at yourself.[/quote] Ya'll on it today!!!! I can't stop laughin! I know these people in here like WTH!!!! They know I don't have any waork to do anyway!!!!
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[quote comment="181807"][quote comment="181792"]YEAHH, CLAP HANDS FOR MY COUNTRY. **singing in deep voice, with one hand pumping in the air, 2 fingers extended*** J.A.M.A.I.C.A. Jamaica!!! Repeat[/quote] I was waiting for you to give props to "our" country. I am British Jamaican and of course I rep Jamaica. respect!![/quote] Whats up UK Girl, As we sai!!! **beating hand on chest***A We Run Tings, Tings Nu Run We LOL!!
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JAMAICA TO THA m&^Thaf$#@in

JAMAICA TO THA m&^Thaf$#@in WORL'....unnno caan beat dat!.....a because the olympic officials find a way fi test fi a ll the drugs whey de 'mericans dem deh tek, das why unno lose every race....memba las' olympics unno did a mash up de place, and now, look whey unnno deh......oh please.... HI HATER!
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[quote comment="181757"]Shaq's not looking very good here. He looks like the type of guy who walks up the stairs and farts on each step. Y'all know anyone who can do that? That always amazed me.[/quote] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Oh Lord, I can not stop laughing!!!!
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[quote comment="181777"]I

[quote comment="181777"]I thought the smut was Hoopz too. These bitches are dirty for sleeping with married men, and the married man is even dirtier! I think her ass threatened to tell and thats when he sent that email. Either way they are both trash. They need to incestigate that fire. I say 50 did it.[/quote] I agree.... TIMES ARE HARD.. he need that insurance before he end up like Dash on the Broke list..lol
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[quote comment="181829"][quote comment="181821"][quote comment="181818"][quote comment="181809"]Shaq has got to be the poster boy for dumb jock!!!! Why do these idiots, knowing that they are famous and knowing that these SLORES are on the come up, keeping dipping out on their wives. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FAITHFUL DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!!! Then you won't have to threaten people or have some stupid jumpoff try to use that fact that you cheated with her as her claim to fame. When Shaunie leaves you and takes all your money,"Tell me how her ass tastes!!!" Dumbass!![/quote] sadatay!!!!!! LOVES IT don't even know what your comment is - just LMAO at that name!!![/quote] Right?! Pootie Tag was my FAV on Chris Rock's show.[/quote] yes...woo that was well needed flashback, cause Pootie Tang be having me DYING...[/quote] I loved that movie!!! I had to watch it twice because I was getting frustrated trying to figure out what the hell he was saying!!!
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[quote comment="181710"][quote comment="181659"][quote comment="181650"]How can you harass someone with heavy breathing over the phone????? Damn Snoop!! Thats right Fitty! Get her coniving ass! lol[/quote] LOL. he probably sounded like Darth vador. (**In Darth Vador voice) "Tell me how my ass taste". LOL.[/quote] Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! Can you imagine that big negro on top of you sweating and breathing all heavy?!? And drooling?! Gross!!![/quote] I dont want to imagine that. I bet his breath smells terrible when he wakes up in the morning. lol...that big ass mouth. lol
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[quote comment="181791"][quote comment="181757"]Shaq's not looking very good here. He looks like the type of guy who walks up the stairs and farts on each step. Y'all know anyone who can do that? That always amazed me.[/quote] I know! I've tried to poot outside before while I was walkin. I can never do it! I don't think its physically possible. Since yall don't really know me, I felt free to share that.[/quote] Thats what I'm saying. I can't either. I gotta stop and tilt my ass to the side.
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[quote comment="181838"][quote comment="181829"][quote comment="181821"][quote comment="181818"][quote comment="181809"]Shaq has got to be the poster boy for dumb jock!!!! Why do these idiots, knowing that they are famous and knowing that these SLORES are on the come up, keeping dipping out on their wives. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FAITHFUL DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!!! Then you won't have to threaten people or have some stupid jumpoff try to use that fact that you cheated with her as her claim to fame. When Shaunie leaves you and takes all your money,"Tell me how her ass tastes!!!" Dumbass!![/quote] sadatay!!!!!! LOVES IT don't even know what your comment is - just LMAO at that name!!![/quote] Right?! Pootie Tag was my FAV on Chris Rock's show.[/quote] yes...woo that was well needed flashback, cause Pootie Tang be having me DYING...[/quote] I loved that movie!!! I had to watch it twice because I was getting frustrated trying to figure out what the hell he was saying!!![/quote] I have never seen that movie....I usually love silly ass movies.....
Kay's picture

So u want 2 make no fun on

So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.
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[quote comment="181841"]So u

[quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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[quote comment="181841"]So u

[quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] LOL. Thats my other gravi. DO yall ike D. Wade or Djimon better
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[quote comment="181659"][quote comment="181650"]How can you harass someone with heavy breathing over the phone????? Damn Snoop!! Thats right Fitty! Get her coniving ass! lol[/quote] LOL. he probably sounded like Darth vador. (**In Darth Vador voice) "Tell me how my ass taste". LOL.[/quote] [quote comment="181787"][quote comment="181659"][quote comment="181650"]How can you harass someone with heavy breathing over the phone????? Damn Snoop!! Thats right Fitty! Get her coniving ass! lol[/quote] LOL. he probably sounded like Darth vador. (**In Darth Vador voice) "Tell me how my ass taste". LOL.[/quote] Too Damnn Funny
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[quote comment="181841"]So u

[quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] Boo, you need to call, 1-800-ABCDEFG.....
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[quote comment="181828"][quote comment="181822"][quote comment="181813"][quote comment="181811"][quote comment="181797"][quote comment="181792"]YEAHH, CLAP HANDS FOR MY COUNTRY. **singing in deep voice, with one hand pumping in the air, 2 fingers extended*** J.A.M.A.I.C.A. Jamaica!!! Repeat[/quote] The guy that sits in front of me at work is from Kingston, so you know he has been walking around with his chest puffed all up! LOL LOL[/quote] Trust me I know, I came to work acting like I personally won them mentals!!![/quote] Don't let him put in his Bob Marley....*being quite before he does* hahahahahaha[/quote] **Singing in my off key Bob Voice** Sing it with me sister (One Love), sing it with brother (one love)... lets get together and feel alright. (AGAIN)[/quote] It's Friday...Imma light one up for yall tonight....[/quote] You know you was gonna light one up anyway, lol!
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[quote comment="181847"][quote comment="181828"][quote comment="181822"][quote comment="181813"][quote comment="181811"][quote comment="181797"][quote comment="181792"]YEAHH, CLAP HANDS FOR MY COUNTRY. **singing in deep voice, with one hand pumping in the air, 2 fingers extended*** J.A.M.A.I.C.A. Jamaica!!! Repeat[/quote] The guy that sits in front of me at work is from Kingston, so you know he has been walking around with his chest puffed all up! LOL LOL[/quote] Trust me I know, I came to work acting like I personally won them mentals!!![/quote] Don't let him put in his Bob Marley....*being quite before he does* hahahahahaha[/quote] **Singing in my off key Bob Voice** Sing it with me sister (One Love), sing it with brother (one love)... lets get together and feel alright. (AGAIN)[/quote] It's Friday...Imma light one up for yall tonight....[/quote] You know you was gonna light one up anyway, lol![/quote] ALREADY!!!!
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[quote comment="181844"][quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] LOL. Thats my other gravi. DO yall ike D. Wade or Djimon better[/quote] D.WADE
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Yall I literally cannot stop

Yall I literally cannot stop laughing. I think I have lost 10 pounds since this was posted.
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Have a good weekend every1!!!

Have a good weekend every1!!!
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[quote comment="181849"][quote comment="181844"][quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] LOL. Thats my other gravi. DO yall ike D. Wade or Djimon better[/quote] D.WADE[/quote] Ok. I loves me some D. Wade. he could get it whenever!
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[quote comment="181840"][quote comment="181838"][quote comment="181829"][quote comment="181821"][quote comment="181818"][quote comment="181809"]Shaq has got to be the poster boy for dumb jock!!!! Why do these idiots, knowing that they are famous and knowing that these SLORES are on the come up, keeping dipping out on their wives. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FAITHFUL DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!!! Then you won't have to threaten people or have some stupid jumpoff try to use that fact that you cheated with her as her claim to fame. When Shaunie leaves you and takes all your money,"Tell me how her ass tastes!!!" Dumbass!![/quote] sadatay!!!!!! LOVES IT don't even know what your comment is - just LMAO at that name!!![/quote] Right?! Pootie Tag was my FAV on Chris Rock's show.[/quote] yes...woo that was well needed flashback, cause Pootie Tang be having me DYING...[/quote] I loved that movie!!! I had to watch it twice because I was getting frustrated trying to figure out what the hell he was saying!!![/quote] I have never seen that movie....I usually love silly ass movies.....[/quote] It is one of the funniest, yet dumbest, movies you'll ever watch. The least sober you are, the better.
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[quote comment="181841"]So u

[quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] OMG this is a shame, I'm crying in here. Most of them damn Players are illiterate.
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[quote comment="181857"][quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] OMG this is a shame, I'm crying in here. Most of them damn Players are illiterate.[/quote] hahahaha...DEAD
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[quote comment="181846"][quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] Boo, you need to call, 1-800-ABCDEFG.....[/quote] So I'm going to go ahead and "assume" that Shaq lip sinked his wedding vows!!! Because based on this ish right here.. NO WAY did he read them or write them.
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[quote comment="181859"][quote comment="181846"][quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] Boo, you need to call, 1-800-ABCDEFG.....[/quote] So I'm going to go ahead and "assume" that Shaq lip sinked his wedding vows!!! Because based on this ish right here.. NO WAY did he read them or write them.[/quote] No, he sloly repeated them. LMAO@ lip synch...
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I leave for 30 mins and find

I leave for 30 mins and find this
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[quote comment="181861"][quote comment="181859"][quote comment="181846"][quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] Boo, you need to call, 1-800-ABCDEFG.....[/quote] So I'm going to go ahead and "assume" that Shaq lip sinked his wedding vows!!! Because based on this ish right here.. NO WAY did he read them or write them.[/quote] No, he sloly repeated them. LMAO@ lip synch...[/quote] *In my best Shaq voice* das wa I mean to say... lip synch.. tanks!!
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[quote comment="181858"][quote comment="181857"][quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] OMG this is a shame, I'm crying in here. Most of them damn Players are illiterate.[/quote] hahahaha...DEAD[/quote] You gravi just changed from Djimon to D. Wade on my comp. You previous post is Djimon, this post is D. Wade. Weird
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[quote comment="181859"][quote comment="181846"][quote comment="181841"]So u want 2 make no fun on me? I can mak 1 call no try me. Do fuk wit me.[/quote] Boo, you need to call, 1-800-ABCDEFG.....[/quote] So I'm going to go ahead and "assume" that Shaq lip sinked his wedding vows!!! Because based on this ish right here.. NO WAY did he read them or write them.[/quote] Girl, I'm crying laughing at that one...Lawd have mercy.....!!!! I almost slid outta my chair.....
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