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Attack Of The Plastics: Lil Kim & Michael Jackson

So Lil Kim was spotted partying it up at Club Sofa in the NYC last night.  Is this what she's getting paid to do these days?: I know for a fact there's a plastic shortage at her doctor's office. And in other foolywang news, Michael Jackson was spotted out shopping this week: Looking like he needs to find Jesus. What in the Zorro nomad hell is going on here?  And there has GOT to be a law somewhere saying he shouldn't be buying baby calendars.  Just saying... More NSFW Lil Kim pics after the cut.... Kim...you are too fab to be going down this hood fab and quite scary road.  Why?  Why I say??

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Wow! Mike looks like

Wow! Mike looks like skeletor..... I'll get you He-man!
Sexishorti's picture

OH Kim... sigh. Next. I

OH Kim... sigh. Next. I swear ppl say MJ looks like Zorro but I got my money on the dude from the McDonald's crew that used to steal the hamburgers. Hands DOWN. Eastern Indian version, of course.
SayNo2Hollywood's picture

WTF!!! WHY. Natasha since you

WTF!!! WHY. Natasha since you are the authority on celeb gossip is that a face lift scar on Scarry Kim's forhead under the weave or her baby hair or is it a combo plastic permanent baby hair. I am scared.
Diamndgrlkim's picture

WHERE R THE YBF ladies... Who

WHERE R THE YBF ladies... Who are these imposters.... :( guess I gotta find another site to laugh at people.
AKA: Can u help me?!?'s picture

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies... wtf

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies... wtf is going on with crap?
AKA: Can u help me?!?'s picture

JUST NO

JUST NO
ITs B season! Yuu Had me @ Hello!!!!!!!'s picture

is lil kim real? or was that

is lil kim real? or was that a wax figurine im serious i really couldnt tell until the pic where she was squinting her eyes ....poor michael J he looks kinda sick and mayb e ven further over the deep end
FAW's picture

Michael Jackson is just being

Michael Jackson is just being MJ...Weird and Unusual... Lil Kim looks like a plastic bleached out mess...Everytime I see her it makes me embarrassed that she is black. Does she not know that she make us look bad. In case there are some white people looking at this pictures please believe that both Michael and Lil Kim are not how we all feel about our image. I love being black from my brown skin to my thick hair and big juicy lips...Lil kim wants to either look mixed or white and she looks neither she just looks scary and fake and I wish someone close to her will tell her this. Love yourself people or end up looking a fool like these two.
stacy's picture

But she's known to lick the

But she's known to lick the ladies.... YBF STOP!!!!!
Hotstuff's picture

Lil Kim in the BX lmao. Those

Lil Kim in the BX lmao. Those are some sloppy club dancers. Flat butt etc BX FINEST haha
all things are great's picture

I can... but I will not...

I can... but I will not... this post is the saddest thing I have seen in a long time.... All i want for x-mas for them is a good psychotherapist, much work needs to be done!
*arte*'s picture

I'm going to always ride for

I'm going to always ride for Kim ...but her make-up was too light and I wish she would leave the surgery alone. Kim is still a bad bitch in my eyes. She need some new music too
Melonge's picture

Michael/Mikaeel you gets a

Michael/Mikaeel you gets a big fat NO SIR/NO M'AAM. Looking like the hamburglar.
Jpeezy's picture

WTF!They both are just very

WTF!They both are just very tragic!! They need to find something more productive to do with their time instead of hackin up their faces!!Lmao!!
LadyAquarius's picture

crack is a helluva drug...i

crack is a helluva drug...i am absolutely convinced that everyone in this damn post is high on that ishh
STLrapper's picture

kimmy looks horrible she

kimmy looks horrible she done messed up her skin tone cuz she was jus fine when she was a darker brown skin i wont even comment on mj..smfh
starr's picture

Guess ya'll haven't heard

Guess ya'll haven't heard that Michael Jackson is now Mikaeel Jackson. Seriously. He converted to Islam recently. That's why he's wearing what he's wearing. Google Michael Jackson and Islam; you'll find the news article pretty quickly.
Big Marc's picture

How they heck is Lil' Kim

How they heck is Lil' Kim hair so effed up? I know she has some kind of money... my friends who are broke have weave better than her... she really needs to learn how to take care herself.
someone's picture

what in the hamburgular

what in the hamburgular hell!! MJ why ?? can we just nominate this whole post for foolywang of the rest of 2009??? and kim was so pretty before her and michael both have that "disease" with their skin i see lol
Pocahontas's picture

I can't even laugh. Li'l Kim

I can't even laugh. Li'l Kim just makes me sad. I cannot believe in this day and age some of us still hate ourselves as much as this.
Caribbean Lionesse's picture

Lil Kim is working the shit

Lil Kim is working the shit out of that tube of AMBI cream...seriously!
TrashBagAesthetics's picture

Why were those chicks with

Why were those chicks with Kim naked? WOW! Natasha why you notice that Michael had a baby calendar. I died laughing looking at those pics. He really needs JESUS!
Natasha's picture

Gee michael is really scary

Gee michael is really scary looking damn the children on the magazine is scare!
wow2's picture

Kim looks bad. Period. Point

Kim looks bad. Period. Point blank. There is nothing pretty about her or her weave... Michael, well....what more to say? And LOL about him having baby calenders!! Hilarious
Umm... For Real?'s picture

[quote

[quote comment="336784"][quote comment="336688"]Why on Gods green earth would somebody wear a outfit as horrendous as that especially when ur ass is saggy ass hell.[/quote] Thank you. Do not be afraid to do lunges or squats. Kim No! WTF? Michael I am more upset about the bodygaurd and his half-ass finger waves.[/quote] MJ's bodyguard after viewing this pic: "Damn. Note to SELF: Self-created "good hair" does not photograph well!!"
ChiCaRica's picture

[quote

[quote comment="336723"]DOESN'T MIKE KNOW THAT HE'S GOING TO GET EVEN MORE ATTENTION WALKING INTO A STORE LOOKING LIKE ALADDIN AND ZORRO??!! AND THE HECK WIT' LIL' KIM....WHAT'S UP WITH THAT DUDE SITTIN' IN THE SHADOWS NEXT TO THAT CHICK' ASS....??!!??[/quote] EXACTLY!! Cause whenever I'm trying to go run errands w/out being seen... I always put on a Zorro mask with a big fringe wrapped around my head and top it off with the biggest, bluest, brightest ass jacket in my closet!! lmao All about being discrete :/
ChiCaRica's picture

wtf is up with chick in the

wtf is up with chick in the blue that f*cki*g hilarious lmaoooooooooo i can't stop laughing.the other chick looks a damn fool too looooollllz
alana's picture

Kim looks like Blu Cantrell :

Kim looks like Blu Cantrell : ( And is jt me or Kim cocks her face to the right in every pic?
Staytalkin'sh!T's picture

Kim got a nose bridge

Kim got a nose bridge implant. If you notice her bridge is very straight now before it was pinched and indented. She looks awful but alot better than a few years back :-<
Natalie's picture

[quote

[quote comment="336723"]DOESN'T MIKE KNOW THAT HE'S GOING TO GET EVEN MORE ATTENTION WALKING INTO A STORE LOOKING LIKE ALADDIN AND ZORRO??!! AND THE HECK WIT' LIL' KIM....WHAT'S UP WITH THAT DUDE SITTIN' IN THE SHADOWS NEXT TO THAT CHICK' ASS....??!!??[/quote] lol...he peepin out kim ring.....starin xtr hard n not @ the azz
KeKi = 0fTeN iMiTaTeD NeVa DuPliCatED!!!!'s picture

[quote comment="336829"]Damn,

[quote comment="336829"]Damn, Damn, Damn... & let me repeat myself DAMNNNNN!!! LMAO! What in the hell??? Has someone let the freaks crawl out their padded cells this weekend...? & Who in the?! Just Damn! That's all... Wait, no it isn't, SHIT!!!!! People, People, People stop getting high and looking in the mirror, please! Your face isn't the cause of your low self esteem it's your mind playing tricks on you and your doctor taking you for all you've got. Idiots dun ruined their faces over psychological issues. & As for that calendar, who is Michael trying to fool his sorry ass knows his kids are too grown for such a thing. He is sick 4real, someone needs to capture both lil Kim and Michael, preach to them the gospel and baptize them in the name of the Father, Son & the Holy Ghost and I’m not playing… & if either of you are reading this FIND JESUS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.[/quote] lmao....so funni, but soooo tru...
KeKi = 0fTeN iMiTaTeD NeVa DuPliCatED!!!!'s picture

omg! kim looks sooooo.

omg! kim looks sooooo. ...different! she needs 2 stop!!! micheal ill alwayz luv u!!!lol...them girls showin their booties needs 2 turn bak around cuz showin them flapjacks r not the biz.......like eww!
KeKi = 0fTeN iMiTaTeD NeVa DuPliCatED!!!!'s picture

I love Michael Jackson. The

I love Michael Jackson. The only one who can judge him is God and I believe when he arrives at the pearly gates God will have open arms imo.
time waits for no one's picture

I have been rendered

I have been rendered speechless after viewing these pics!
Chelly&#039;s Two Cents's picture

i think ima just shoot lil

i think ima just shoot lil kim face off, so she can start ova....and who r da squishy butt dancer she wit? pew.
tee's picture

Lil Kim got her nosed fixed.

Lil Kim got her nosed fixed. It was all pinched up before. It looks a lot better
mik's picture

Damn, Damn, Damn... & let me

Damn, Damn, Damn... & let me repeat myself DAMNNNNN!!! LMAO! What in the hell??? Has someone let the freaks crawl out their padded cells this weekend...? & Who in the?! Just Damn! That's all... Wait, no it isn't, SHIT!!!!! People, People, People stop getting high and looking in the mirror, please! Your face isn't the cause of your low self esteem it's your mind playing tricks on you and your doctor taking you for all you've got. Idiots dun ruined their faces over psychological issues. & As for that calendar, who is Michael trying to fool his sorry ass knows his kids are too grown for such a thing. He is sick 4real, someone needs to capture both lil Kim and Michael, preach to them the gospel and baptize them in the name of the Father, Son & the Holy Ghost and I’m not playing… & if either of you are reading this FIND JESUS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.
Jessica's picture

:shock: I take Lil Kim's

:shock: I take Lil Kim's necklace though..
Brazilian Barbie YBF&#039;in on the weekend!'s picture

LOL...Looks like Lil Kim only

LOL...Looks like Lil Kim only has 1 bra...isn't that the same bra she wore with that see-through outfit posted earlier this week?!?!?!?!
MissDee's picture

Kim looks pretty...plasticy

Kim looks pretty...plasticy but pretty and y does MJ have on house slippers?? SMH! (i still love u)
Miss GQ's picture

I'm mad evil purple is

I'm mad evil purple is standing there smiling like her bumps are not out there. Yuck!!!
Fabulous &quot;Chocolat&quot;'s picture

i personally think your wrong

i personally think your wrong for saying he shouldn't be allowed to buy baby calenders he didn't do nothing wrong and thats a proven fact
mimi's picture

[quote

[quote comment="336665"]Michael's new identity: An Indian woman.[/quote] a malnourished, cripply one at that
Fabulous &quot;Chocolat&quot;'s picture

yeah there is definitly

yeah there is definitly something going wrong in lil kim's life.......and eww that drag queen open butt body suit is ...horrible!
pamelasblasian's picture

Michael's new identity: An

Michael's new identity: An Indian woman.
EvShugah's picture

Little Kim looks like a

Little Kim looks like a Madame Tussands wax statue. Mike I got nothing that hasn't been said already.
MonaMee (Aloha nui loa.)'s picture

Throw up in my mouth from

Throw up in my mouth from this post
V's picture

OMG!!! IT IS DISTRUBING!!!

OMG!!! IT IS DISTRUBING!!!
Queen B's picture

True foolywang material!

True foolywang material!
angie's picture

This entire post smells like

This entire post smells like ass (_*_) & rubber... _________ And what in the Bend it Like Batman hell does MJ have on??? :shock:
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