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WHAT'S BEEF?: Jim Jones vs. Rappers+Lil Kim vs. Faith+Janet vs. Beyonce

Jim Jones avoiding the question about the alleged assault

So after the all the hoopla of the Jim Jones and Ne-Yo "associate" scuffle, Jimmy turned himself in to the Manhattan precinct yesterday to dish his side of the story to the cops. He says he was shopping in the Louis Vuitton store in Manhattan, minding his own business, and he doesn't really even know what happened. But folks are running off at the mouth saying Jimmy and the unnamed Ne-Yo/Jay-Z "associate" (whatever that means) got into catfight inside the store. Over what? Somebody grabbed the last Louis rag, or somebody grabbed the last pair of shoes on sale, or you know--anything that could cause a catfight in a boutique I'm sure. All of this went down Christmas Eve and Ne-Yo skipped out on his NYE show with Jim Jones and other a few nights later. What's really hood? Those memoirs of Faith Evans and this Notorious movie are really pissing Lil Kim off. Sources are saying that Kim feels like she's being mis-portrayed as simply Biggie's concubine and jumpoff. *blank stare* So now she's set to clap back at Faith and others with her own version of what went down during those Notorious years. I have a feeling when she starts to recap what really went down, the truth will def hurt. Kim girl, stop fooling yourself. Remember when Beyonce was talking ish about the Jackson family saying Papa Joe used the kiddies to get out of their hell stricken "situation" and that's not what happened to her because the Knowles were "upper class"? Well Janet's supposedly not too happy about it. Here's what she's been saying:
“She feels Beyonce went out of her way to tell the world she’s from the upper class and the Jacksons were like a bunch of dirty gutter rats.” “Janet is proud of her family and how they came from nothing and became superstars.” “Not only is Janet telling everyone who will listen that Beyonce has a lot of growing up to do and that she needs to stop trying to impress everyone, she’s planning to confront Beyonce herself and read her the riot act.”

But then again, National Enquirer is the source. So um, yeah. I have a feeling there's some truth to this ish though.... The Randomness: 1. The list of the stars Barack Obama has invited to participate in his Inauguration continues to grow. Story

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How come jump-offs can never

How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?
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[quote comment="367937"][quote comment="367931"][quote comment="367925"]....and them chittling circuit concerts and shows wasn't cutting it.[/quote] nights like this i wish raindrops would fallllll ♫♫♫♫[/quote] Can't nobody sang like Eddie Cane Jr.![/quote] STANDING IN A SILVERLY JUMP SUIT!
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What I wanna know is, what in

What I wanna know is, what in the hell did these women see in that big, fat, black, greasy ass negro???? Gross!!! Ain't know way I'm fighting over a negro with a roaming eye...and I mean that literally!!!!!! Lazy eye mutha fcka!!!
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Beyonce needs to start

Beyonce needs to start sending her stan fans some checks LOL She got 80 million dollars. She can pay these fools something. I don't care if it's 20 bucks a month, shit LOL!
Barack, Michelle, Sasha & Malia Stan's picture

Kim and Faith, please go

Kim and Faith, please go home. I mean really. For your own sake. To solve this beef, both are JUMP-OFFS. Biggie didn't love himself so how could he love anyone else. Didn't anyone hear Ready 2 Die? Sucidal thoughts? As for the quote on quote Janet vs. Beyonce` issue, I like them both. They've both had success and I don't think that Bey was disrespecting Janet with what she said, she was simply telling the media that not all black people are broke and from the hood and need to sing to become successful. She was saying that her family was doing well and she didn't have to sing for them to put food on the table. Tina was a hairdresser in Houston, TX a predominantly black city therefore, she was making bank cuz we all know black women will die before leaving the house without a perm and weave. And Matthew was making six figures and had a college education. So that's two high-end incomes combined. And private school does mean upper-middle class cuz most private schools cost $15k a year and up meaning if u got bread to pay for ur kid to go to school then u doin' aight. And let's not forget that. But also, we must remember that Janet is an ICON. She's fallen off significantly in recent years but, most stars do. It's cuz fame doesn't age. Fame is cute and fun when you're young but, if an artist doesn't allow themselves to grow then they will still be singing the same teeny bopper shit which is what Janet has been doin. And what Beyonce will be doing in a few years. So everyone, calm down, the storm will pass.
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[quote comment="367937"][quote comment="367931"][quote comment="367925"]....and them chittling circuit concerts and shows wasn't cutting it.[/quote] nights like this i wish raindrops would fallllll ♫♫♫♫[/quote] Can't nobody sang like Eddie Cane Jr.![/quote] "I'm Eddie Kane, I'm back baby!!!" *as he turns around in his sterling silver jumpsuit and trench coat in the rain* We was not ready for his jelly yall!
Christin~Jesus/Barack/Bey Stan #0.174848484~ I am blessed, s's picture

[quote

[quote comment="367943"][quote comment="367937"][quote comment="367931"][quote comment="367925"]....and them chittling circuit concerts and shows wasn't cutting it.[/quote] nights like this i wish raindrops would fallllll ♫♫♫♫[/quote] Can't nobody sang like Eddie Cane Jr.![/quote] STANDING IN A SILVERLY JUMP SUIT![/quote] LOL, It's gotta be the dirty one, up under the trench coat...
☼GhettoGossipGirl☼ ~Wants to Kick Somebody, Anybody in the F's picture

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[quote comment="368421"][quote comment="368253"]This is some straight-up high school ish. LOL at Kim being mad though. Kim carried herself like a dumb bird and prided herself on being Biggie's nut guzzler. I remember her lyrics on that Born Again album: "My p*ssy get wetter than you/I give head better than you..." How dignified. Maybe Janet should let it go. Beyonce's an idiot. Jaguar does not equal upper class. Going to private school doesn't equal upper class either. Also private school doesn't mean much when you still struggle with stringing sentences along. It's very clear why Kelly did most of the talking at interviews when DC were still together. Also Beyonce's family was in a bad situation when Papa Knowles quit his job, sold their house, and made Mama Knowles become the head earner. They went from home ownership to renting and from double income to single income. He made this huge, dangerous sacrifice in the name of his daughter's career. Sounds like a bad situation to me. And she and Solange will never have the legacy that The Jackson Family has. Those two couldn't even hold a candle to the Osmonds.[/quote] SHUP UT[/quote] What is "shup ut?"
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[quote comment="367942"]How

[quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] SMH! I FEEL BAD FOR the pain she obviously still carrying around! it sad all the way around. that boy won't never see his father anymore
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[quote comment="367942"]How

[quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff
I am Me ~Emancipation NOW~'s picture

[quote comment="367944"]What

[quote comment="367944"]What I wanna know is, what in the hell did these women see in that big, fat, black, greasy ass negro???? Gross!!! Ain't know way I'm fighting over a negro with a roaming eye...and I mean that literally!!!!!! Lazy eye mutha fcka!!![/quote] OMG.................DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
sweetsistah (loving my well deserved vacation)'s picture

WHATS BEEF? BEEF IS WHEN YOU

WHATS BEEF? BEEF IS WHEN YOU NEED TO GATS TO GO TO SLEEP BEEF IS WHEN YA MOMS AINT SAFE UP IN THE STREET BEEF IS WHEN I SEE U GUARANTEED TO BE IN ICU!! *BIGGIE* THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT BEEFIN!!!!
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[quote

[quote comment="367947"][quote comment="367937"][quote comment="367931"][quote comment="367925"]....and them chittling circuit concerts and shows wasn't cutting it.[/quote] nights like this i wish raindrops would fallllll ♫♫♫♫[/quote] Can't nobody sang like Eddie Cane Jr.![/quote] "I'm Eddie Kane, I'm back baby!!!" *as he turns around in his sterling silver jumpsuit and trench coat in the rain* We was not ready for his jelly yall![/quote] he mad that sound DDDDDDDDDGGGGGGG AND JUST smiling perm ain't quite right
RAINYWATERS~LALALALALAL I'M HAPPY AS PIE's picture

[quote comment="369434"]This

[quote comment="369434"]This Southern Belle chick is annoying as all F*ck! damn. How does someone come to the defense to someone as unoriginal as Beyonce to that extent? Beyonce may be the queen of whats going on right now, but have you taken a look at music today? It f*cking sucks, and Beyonce is the queen of that. Yeah Janet 'can't sing' but since day one Janet did all she did for the love of ART, creativity and innovation. As for Beyonce, she doesn't have one original creative thought in her pea brain. She isn't an artist, she a chick with a team and million dollar investors. The only reason she is the something is because she is minstrel light skinned heffa who can sing like a church gal. Thats it thats all. She is a tool that major corporations used to hypnotize the sheep masses and extract money from middle and low class households. Beyonce is only something because of Kandi and Tiny (from Xscape who wrote for destiny's child), Sean Garrett (who writes her music now,. Beyonce will be nobody if she didn't have Tina Turner and Shakira to jack (not emulate). She is only something because some jewish dudes puts some money in her pocket. Janet on the other hand is AN artist. She has NEVER compromise her art for endorsements and mundane materialistic BS. To sum up the quality of Beyonce and her family and what they exude is House of Dereon. How does anyone with supposed talent and taste sell cheap sweatshop produced apparel? That stuff is like the stuff that is sold at rainbow with the the House of Dooky, I mean Dereon logo ironed on it. It may be small but I think that reflects a lot of the Knowles. And while Beyonce is all high and mighty now, her day will come. Remember when back in the day Janet was the queen? Back then you couldn't have imagined that the media would treat her the day they do now, all for a titty. I can only imagine whats going to happen to Beyonce low class having self. Regardless of how Janet exposed her nipple, she has ALWAYS been classy and humble. Buy Beyonce, please, them Jewish folks going to sodomize her and her career. If you haven't notice the trend in black celebrity, they invest in building a star up only to scapegoat them and stomp them in the ground. But what Beyonce got coming is well deserved. I never comment but these damn stans get on my damn nerves end[/quote] PREACH! PREACH! PREACH!
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Does Beyonce know where the

Does Beyonce know where the middle class ends and where the upper class begins? This chick grew up middle class and uneducated. That so called private school should be ashamed of that production of ignorance that is Beyonce. She is beautiful and talented, but she doesn't have a clue. Her father's job/Mother's beauty salon and income would have placed them in the middle class income range, not in the upper class which boasts of people with millions upon millions of dollars. Worse of all, they did sell what they had to shove her down the throats of music lovers to get everything they have now. They stepped on friends,lied and stole to push her career and Tina's clothes line. Natalie Cole, Janet Jackson, Tracee Ellis Ross and a few other black stars grew up upper class, and they wear it with class. But, the Knowles were as working class as the milllions of fools that believes everything that comes from this chicks mouth. You can tell she is not used to anything. She doesn't know how to conduct herself as someone from the real upperclass.
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good day all... heres the

good day all... heres the real deal 1. lil kim jong il was indeed a jump off 2. faith was a legal jump off 3. if im shopping in lv in the middle of a ressesion im not fighting no damn body 4. beyonce is a fake hooker....she is not a nice person. Who has she ever sacraficed for? Exactly she's a spoiled ass brat...but she will learn (hides under the covers from the stans as they creep a la thriller zombie)
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Well the movie was aight. I

Well the movie was aight. I think they portrayed her prefect because she still carries herself like a sideline hoe. Biggie married Faith and Kim was just another jump off.
Hairbraider's picture

[quote comment="367942"]How

[quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] Cause they are in denial....I was never in denial...well I'm lying...yes I was, LOL!!! I was in denial for a minute, then I realize that the reason why dudes make you a jumpoff is because they aint fatihful to you a$$....
southernBella*AKA* Janet Don't Want None of Sasha Fierce!!!'s picture

[quote comment="367902"]On in

[quote comment="367902"]On in Black Fabulous news...not young; I'm need Illinois folks to respect Burris's gangsta and the fact that he is about to take that governor seat! Let that man sit down...in the governor's seat![/quote] THANK YOU!! I admit that Blagogevich and all the hoopla that he brings to the table is bogus, but Burris really is an upstanding public servant and should be allowed to take his seat. Good point, Christin!! In other news, I think Janet should pop off on Beyonce because that was straight BOGUS of her to make that "bourgois" comment. Not to mention that she may want to pay homage to Janet, because whether you teeny boppers would like to admit it or not...Janet can out-perform and dance circles around that girl anyday. Respect your elders, Bey...especially those who have earned it. Lil' Kim, I got sad news for you...you were the jump-off. Anytime a man is married and sleeping with you on the side and then gets another girlfriend on top of that...I am going to say that you are definitely the bottom chick...sorry.
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[quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. If you only get late night calls (after 11pm).
sweetsistah (loving my well deserved vacation)'s picture

[quote comment="367944"]What

[quote comment="367944"]What I wanna know is, what in the hell did these women see in that big, fat, black, greasy ass negro???? Gross!!! Ain't know way I'm fighting over a negro with a roaming eye...and I mean that literally!!!!!! Lazy eye mutha fcka!!![/quote] LOL you r funny, but right.
REDRED1's picture

[quote

[quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. The only time you are invited to his crib is when the club is over- you are a jump off 3. if he never takes you ANYWHERE in public- you are a jump off.
Gorgeous1/Bey Stan #14/I ♥ OJ Mayo and Kevin Garnett/Shout o's picture

[quote comment="367944"]What

[quote comment="367944"]What I wanna know is, what in the hell did these women see in that big, fat, black, greasy ass negro???? Gross!!! Ain't know way I'm fighting over a negro with a roaming eye...and I mean that literally!!!!!! Lazy eye mutha fcka!!![/quote] LMFAO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DEAD
loveislove~OBAMA STAN #INFINITY~AKA MRS. WEST ((SAYIN "MY PE's picture

[quote

[quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] and if you're not allowed to go to his crib period..you're a jumpoff...
tRaCi's picture

KIM WAS BIGGIES TRUE LOVE.

KIM WAS BIGGIES TRUE LOVE. FAITH WAS A FOOL WITH A RING! BEYONCE NEEDS TO READ A BOOK. DUMMY! SHE IS FOREVER TRYING TO TEAR SOMEONE ELSE DOWN TO MAKE HER FOOLISH LIFE LOOK GOOD. HER DAD IS A TRICK, AND THEY KNOW IT. HER PARENTS LIVE IN SEPERATE HOMES. DISMISSING JIM JONES! HEY KIM AND DAN AND RICH!
GETER's picture

[quote

[quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. You only have the cell #, not the house #. 3. You two never really go anywhere...he always ask you to meet him at the club around 12am.. 4. You never see him around the holidays
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[quote comment="367955"]good

[quote comment="367955"]good day all... heres the real deal 1. lil kim jong il was indeed a jump off 2. faith was a legal jump off 3. if im shopping in lv in the middle of a ressesion im not fighting no damn body 4. beyonce is a fake hooker....she is not a nice person. Who has she ever sacraficed for? Exactly she's a spoiled ass brat...but she will learn (hides under the covers from the stans as they creep a la thriller zombie)[/quote] Whatev I'm a stan and I don't ride hard, but you don't know who she sacrificed for you only know what the media tells you, believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.
I am Me ~Emancipation NOW~'s picture

[quote

[quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. never met any family members?
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[quote comment="367942"]How

[quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] Cause they are in love with the come up and have what I like to call hoe's hope of being more to these n*ggs then what they really are. They think they gone get them a Charles Barkley situation and have'em chasing them down to wife'em up cause of some good brain and cooch. For the life of me I don't understand why females are still running around thinking that what they have between their legs is like sunshine to every n*gga. Every dude aint leaving a good home or setting up house for some good stufff like on Harlem Nights...lol.
Christin~Jesus/Barack/Bey Stan #0.174848484~ I am blessed, s's picture

[quote

[quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. If you only see him AFTER dark, you are in fact a jumpoff!!
southernBella*AKA* Janet Don't Want None of Sasha Fierce!!!'s picture

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[quote comment="367966"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] Cause they are in love with the come up and have what I like to call hoe's hope of being more to these n*ggs then what they really are. They think they gone get them a Charles Barkley situation and have'em chasing them down to wife'em up cause of some good brain and cooch. For the life of me I don't understand why females are still running around thinking that what they have between their legs is like sunshine to every n*gga. Every dude aint leaving a good home or setting up house for some good stufff like on Harlem Nights...lol.[/quote] DEAD @ Hoe's Hope....
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[quote

[quote comment="367965"][quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. never met any family members?[/quote] 3. You don't know his gub'ment name yet...and you've been "together" for months...
Yetta.... ~Now accepting applications...If you can not provi's picture

I've only based my opinion on

I've only based my opinion on what I've seen in person...if I believed the media I might actually believe she's that shy and quiet.
Mrs. JC III's picture

BTW, FAITH IS PACS TRICK! HE

BTW, FAITH IS PACS TRICK! HE USED HER AND SHE KNEW IT.
GETER's picture

[quote

[quote comment="367963"][quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. You only have the cell #, not the house #. 3. You two never really go anywhere...he always ask you to meet him at the club around 12am.. 4. You never see him around the holidays[/quote] 5. If you're not f'in he immediately has something else to do
I am Me ~Emancipation NOW~'s picture

[quote

[quote comment="367959"][quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. The only time you are invited to his crib is when the club is over- you are a jump off 3. if he never takes you ANYWHERE in public- you are a jump off.[/quote] See that's why Faith ends up looking like one too. She was never introduced to BIG's mom. As much as she use to come to the house he never let her come when his mom was home, and if she didnt decide on her own to introduce herself Ms. Wallace would have never even known about her......that right there says a lot and this is from her own book. Dude use to have her come in front of his building and just outside in the car.....and she did this every time she went there?? She ends up sounding just as dumb. If they went out the whole Junior Mafia had to come.....wtf???
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smh @ this post.

smh @ this post.
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jump off rules! 1) If you are

jump off rules! 1) If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff 2. If you only get late night calls (after 11pm). 3 You only have the cell #, not the house #. 4 You two never really go anywhere…he always ask you to meet him at the club around 12am.. 5 You never see him around the holidays 6. never met any family members 7.if you’re not allowed to go to his crib period
RAINYWATERS~LALALALALAL I'M HAPPY AS PIE's picture

[quote

[quote comment="367971"][quote comment="367963"][quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. You only have the cell #, not the house #. 3. You two never really go anywhere...he always ask you to meet him at the club around 12am.. 4. You never see him around the holidays[/quote] 5. If you're not f'in he immediately has something else to do[/quote] 6. Yall f'in for months and he dont know your last name. lol
Gorgeous1/Bey Stan #14/I ♥ OJ Mayo and Kevin Garnett/Shout o's picture

Good morning

Good morning peoples!!!!! WTF...fighting in the Louie store...then they wonder why Louie doesn't want "us folk" to be associated with their brand. The comment from Bee I saw the drama a mile away!! Everyone knows how I feel about Lil Kim!!! I think should write a book as well. I'm sure the people that was close to Kim and BIG knew the feelings he had for Kim. It's fucked up to be labeled as the Jump off or Mistress even if its the truth. I'm sure Kim can put some light on that situation........ ANYWAY The way I see it put all the bullshit on pay-per-view i.e. just scrappin'...I got 5 on Jay Jim vs Jay
Melonge>>Queens Own's picture

[quote

[quote comment="367966"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] Cause they are in love with the come up and have what I like to call hoe's hope of being more to these n*ggs then what they really are. They think they gone get them a Charles Barkley situation and have'em chasing them down to wife'em up cause of some good brain and cooch. For the life of me I don't understand why females are still running around thinking that what they have between their legs is like sunshine to every n*gga. Every dude aint leaving a good home or setting up house for some good stufff like on Harlem Nights...lol.[/quote] Aint nothing better than pu$$y, but some NEW pu$$y!!! Females are so caught up in thinking they got some "good, good"...if its so damn good how come he aint wifed your a$$ up or made you the only one?
southernBella*AKA* Janet Don't Want None of Sasha Fierce!!!'s picture

I mean lets be honest, JOE

I mean lets be honest, JOE JACKSON has even commented on how he wish he would've done things differently sometimes, and that there could've been other methods of getting out of their situation. ..Second, that doesn't even sound like anything Janet would've said. Third, I'm not even a Beyonce stan fan or whatever, and I didn't think her comment was offensive. I think this is yet another ploy to bring some drama to the music industry. I still haven't heard Beyonce's initial comment on any major media gossip mediums (People, e!news, etc).. So it gets no further air time from me either...
Really though?'s picture

[quote

[quote comment="367974"][quote comment="367971"][quote comment="367963"][quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. You only have the cell #, not the house #. 3. You two never really go anywhere...he always ask you to meet him at the club around 12am.. 4. You never see him around the holidays[/quote] 5. If you're not f'in he immediately has something else to do[/quote] 6. Yall f'in for months and he dont know your last name. lol[/quote] :lol:
I am Me ~Emancipation NOW~'s picture

[quote

[quote comment="367976"][quote comment="367966"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] Cause they are in love with the come up and have what I like to call hoe's hope of being more to these n*ggs then what they really are. They think they gone get them a Charles Barkley situation and have'em chasing them down to wife'em up cause of some good brain and cooch. For the life of me I don't understand why females are still running around thinking that what they have between their legs is like sunshine to every n*gga. Every dude aint leaving a good home or setting up house for some good stufff like on Harlem Nights...lol.[/quote] Aint nothing better than pu$$y, but some NEW pu$$y!!! Females are so caught up in thinking they got some "good, good"...if its so damn good how come he aint wifed your a$$ up or made you the only one?[/quote] But let's be for real and go ahead and say that some women aren't wifeable I don't care how good the ish is or the head some women you just can't put in that position and guys see that and use them up.
I am Me ~Emancipation NOW~'s picture

jump off rules!WE WANT TO

jump off rules!WE WANT TO STOP HOE HOPE 1) If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff 2. If you only get late night calls (after 11pm). 3 You only have the cell #, not the house #. 4 You two never really go anywhere…he always ask you to meet him at the club around 12am.. 5 You never see him around the holidays 6. never met any family members,If you only see him AFTER dark 7.if you’re not allowed to go to his crib period 8 If you’re not f’in he immediately has something else to do 9 You don’t know his gub’ment name yet…and you’ve been “together” for months… 10 You don’t know his gub’ment name yet…and you’ve been “together” for months…
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[quote comment="367974"][quote comment="367971"][quote comment="367963"][quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. You only have the cell #, not the house #. 3. You two never really go anywhere...he always ask you to meet him at the club around 12am.. 4. You never see him around the holidays[/quote] 5. If you're not f'in he immediately has something else to do[/quote] 6. Yall f'in for months and he dont know your last name. lol[/quote] 7. While yall fcking, and you phone goes off, he don't ask you shit about who was that?????
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[quote comment="367957"][quote comment="367902"]On in Black Fabulous news...not young; I'ma need Illinois folks to respect Burris's gangsta and the fact that he is about to take that governor seat! Let that man sit down...in the governor's seat![/quote] THANK YOU!! I admit that Blagogevich and all the hoopla that he brings to the table is bogus, but Burris really is an upstanding public servant and should be allowed to take his seat. Good point, Christin!! In other news, I think Janet should pop off on Beyonce because that was straight BOGUS of her to make that "bourgois" comment. Not to mention that she may want to pay homage to Janet, because whether you teeny boppers would like to admit it or not...Janet can out-perform and dance circles around that girl anyday. Respect your elders, Bey...especially those who have earned it. Lil' Kim, I got sad news for you...you were the jump-off. Anytime a man is married and sleeping with you on the side and then gets another girlfriend on top of that...I am going to say that you are definitely the bottom chick...sorry.[/quote] Great minds think alike! :) It trips me out how she rides so hard for him like he raised her or something...she clearly don't have a daddy and was and is in desperate need of one...lol! Cause somebody with a piece of a daddy or father figure could see what we do...I mean dang!
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[quote comment="367974"][quote comment="367971"][quote comment="367963"][quote comment="367950"][quote comment="367942"]How come jump-offs can never realize that they are a jump off?[/quote] That I will never understand, maybe we could put rules together to help them: 1. If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff[/quote] 2. You only have the cell #, not the house #. 3. You two never really go anywhere...he always ask you to meet him at the club around 12am.. 4. You never see him around the holidays[/quote] 5. If you're not f'in he immediately has something else to do[/quote] 6. Yall f'in for months and he dont know your last name. lol[/quote] terrible!!!!
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[quote comment="367973"]jump off rules! 1) If you are shuffled out his crib before 8am you are a jumpoff 2. If you only get late night calls (after 11pm). 3 You only have the cell #, not the house #. 4 You two never really go anywhere…he always ask you to meet him at the club around 12am.. 5 You never see him around the holidays 6. never met any family members 7.if you’re not allowed to go to his crib period[/quote] Now I dont know about #7, I've been to a few of my jumpoffs cribs, and I spent the night, BUT that was about it!!! Rule #8 If you see pictures of other women at the crib, you are in fact a jumpoff.... That aint his sister or his cousin hangin up in his mirror!!
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