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MORE FOOLYWANG MATERIAL: Hurricane Chris & The Nas/Kelis Split


Who in the hell let Hurricane "Halle Berry" Chris perform on the Louisiana House of Representatives floor? I love my home state...I really do. But damn if this ish isn't foolywang material. Apparently the great state of Louisiana wanted to honor Mr. Chris for....? Who knows. I can only guess all the positive music like "Halle Berry" and "Do The Ratchet". And I guess giving out keys to the city is played out. Instead they brought him on the House Floor--a typically formal and historical place of business--to give a speech. And to perform. Check the Youtubery. Gotta love The Boot.
Nas is still not giving out a lick of cash to his soon to be ex wife and mother to be Kelis. Kelis' attorney tried to get the court date of July 21st moved up because she's actually due on that date. And she wants all her finances in order beforehand. Too bad the judge is out of town and the new judge is not trying to mess with the calendar. And Nas still hasn't responded to her requests. Womp.

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what the point of getting

what the point of getting marry? does it really mean anything?
Nez's picture

Bella Luna23: Yoo, I reaaly

Bella Luna23: Yoo, I reaaly don’t get why everybody is so angry with Kelis. When they conceived that baby they weren’t facin divorce. When your MARRIED and don’t sign a pre-nup this is a possible result. He makes more than her and it is customary that she live as “she was accustomed to” and that means some things that we as average folk, don’t have. Divorce is ugly but let’s not act like she was some scallywag stripper that trapped him. He married her for better or worse, and it’s shame the worst came so soon. Its tragic really. Come black folks, can we get/keep our families together? Kelis will only get child support and if she is lucky alimony for half of the time they were married! Kelis was making 23,000 per month on her own...so therefore she will have to get her ass back on tour and SHUT THE HELL UP! It is not Nas' fault she blew her momney and because she was not married to him 10 yrs or more her ass is gone have to work...and it is obvious she does not have great money management skills...and now she wants Nas to take care her ass! Kelis did not help Nas build his career so therefore she will not live off of his money that he made on his own...that is why she is mad! Kelis knows she will have to get a gig quick...that's why she stated in the document..."she knows she will go back to work!" Joint custody also means Kelis is required to pay half of all the baby expenses...she is being foolish and quiet bitter! While Nas is staying positive...because I'm quiet sure he can call her ass out too...he defended her when the industry was calling her a SMUT! Kelis is the one who filed for devorce...so she obviously was not in it for better or worse! Her ass flew out the country after she filed and now she wants Nas to answer her calls! Kelis is not an innocent!
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Catina: Hurricane Chris is

Catina: Hurricane Chris is not from N.O he is from Shreveport, La. and the Halle Berry song was by another group in La. if I’m not mistaken…it’s a group he put together…but is now taking all the credit for the song Thats the same thing boosie did with Foxx song "whip me down" he took all the credit and it wasnt his song orginally.
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Yoo, I reaaly don't get why

Yoo, I reaaly don't get why everybody is so angry with Kelis. When they conceived that baby they weren't facin divorce. When your MARRIED and don't sign a pre-nup this is a possible result. He makes more than her and it is customary that she live as "she was accustomed to" and that means some things that we as average folk, don't have. Divorce is ugly but let's not act like she was some scallywag stripper that trapped him. He married her for better or worse, and it's shame the worst came so soon. Its tragic really. Come black folks, can we get/keep our families together?
Bella Luna23's picture

Not to get off the subject,

Not to get off the subject, but thank god they posted this pic of Kelis.. THE ORIGINATOR of the so called RHIANNA cut.. I love Rhi Rhi... but Kelis is the trendsetter.... Go get your money girl! Seriously, Kelis needs to chill.. she is going to get her money...but 20g's for stroller's n' shyt is a bit much? How much money do celeb's spend on strollers???? 5g's ???
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t.lynn: At least you found

t.lynn: At least you found a positive, i couldn’t even bring myself to watch! May as well have Soulja Boy on Broadway… LMBO @ Soulja Boy on Broadway
estlgirly's picture

Kelis pr team puts out crap

Kelis pr team puts out crap every day and for what ???? She is ugly inside and out !!!! WAKE UP U MESSY, DIRTY, BI, LOW SELF ESTEEM, GUT BUCKET, TRAMP. Do us all a favor and just end it all....................
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@wannaknow....thank you so

@wannaknow....thank you so much for the clarification...people need to know about Hurricane liar...they got fucked out of a lot of money...PLUS HE CANT EVEN DO THE DANCE RIGHT...OH AND THE "HALLE" WANNA BE IN THE VID IS FROM DALLAS TOO
D-town_boogie's picture

Kelis its time to get it

Kelis its time to get it together you shouldn't need nas to take care of you where is your money at it may be time to tone it down with your life style and why the hell don't you have health insurance to cover your prenatal expenses. we as women need to learn how to take care of ourselves and save money. The only and I mean only man we should depend on is GOD. I can't stand when women say oh she set for life or girl you need to get your money. A child is not a pay check or a career its a life that needs a true careing parent that is not there for just the money. Its a damn shame I'm not sayn that he doesn't have a responsibilty to contribute but she should have known better then to not have her things in order. Rip to michael you where a great entertainer I never seen you in concert and I was looking foward to it ill just wait untill I reach heaven.
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LMAO!!! im ashame to be a

LMAO!!! im ashame to be a resident of Louisiana..lol..but Do the ratchet is by ma nigga boosie.. but hurricane Chris has had wat three hits that nigga shouldnt be getting honored.
irep337's picture

I was born and raised in

I was born and raised in Louisiana. I rep it every chance I get... I have never, ever been so shame in my life!!!! :(
Brandy's picture

Personally I don't believe

Personally I don't believe Nas is doing kelis wrong. I believe he is taking care of the baby and that Kelis is not suffering! Kelis is on twitter discussing how cute the new baby room is and how she painted her apartment in NY and did spring cleaning to get rid of trash in her life! I do believe that Kelis is being very childish per her posts on twitter...obviously they are attacks against Nas! like others have stated this woman was making 20,000+ a month so why is she broke...this is all a stunt to hurt Nas' character...but it is really hurting her!
mich's picture

Yes indeed: That’s really

Yes indeed: That’s really wack, Nas! Take care of your seed. I don't believe Kelis and her BS...she is going all out to attack Nas..but the child will be taking care of and she will have to take care of herself! If anything Nas will only be required to give some alimony...not much! They were not married for 10 years or more!
Nicey's picture

Kelis needs to find a jod and

Kelis needs to find a jod and stop depending on nas to support her. Being that they were married he should help her out, but if he doesnt want to what can u do..
Melessa's picture

its me bitches: Nas is

its me bitches: Nas is being a real bitch about this whole thing.. I could understand you being upset with her for… whatever.. but what has the baby done? THis is a very serious problem with most black men, and we as black people.. we need to learn to respect our family, and stop making horrible choices and then try to blame it on love/hate.. chile pleeaasseee! </blockquo Kelis claims she was making 23,000 per month up until 4/2009 so why does she not have money! I rhink she is getting real corny right now! She should of had insurance..instead of shopping and blowing her money away...she will only get child support and maybe some alimony for half the time they were married after that she is on her own. she obviously has poor money management skills...so that won't last long! So Mean ***CHECK OUT MY BLOG***: thank you!! cause i’m trying to figure this bullshit out myself…what did she do with HER money???
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just saying: I am a baton

just saying: I am a baton rouge native and I’m just too out done, The lady in the background is Chris godmother, I wonder Governor Bobbie Jindal thinks about this, rapping at Representative Meeting, funny–Nas you are being a bad role model this is your child you should take care of her you help make the damn baby </blockquot Nas has yet to speak badly about Kelis...but she and her PR team are sure doing a poor Job by trying to make Nas look BAD! I think there is something really wrong with this situation! As some one else stated Kelis per her own report TMZ...stated she was making 23,000 a month so how is she broke? We did see pics of her and Nas shopping for the baby...why didn't she purchase some damn insurance with that monety instead of jewlery! Kelis had nothing but great things to say about Nas prior to this devorce! Now all of a sudden he is a dead beat! She is the same woman he claimed Nas was a great dad and she wanted to show Destiny how a woman should act per Vibe vixen mag 2006! Kelis is scheming!
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Judge Me Never: Nas is not

Judge Me Never: Nas is not giving HER money. He doesn’t owe her any money (married or not…we as women need to learn to take care of ourselves). She should have had that situation in order well before she was this far along. We regular folks know that as soon as that lil stick pops positive for a baby we need to have our butts on the phone with the from BCBS, UHC, , AETNA or whichever we have. If no insurance mayke your way to the nearest medicaid and get it taken care of. I have not an ounce of sympathy for a woman who has money not having her ish together well before her . Kelis can “go head on” with that foolishness…. I don't believe Nas is treating kelis badly...I think this is all PR work from Kelis and Her publicist to make Nas look bad! I think Kelis is bitter...and I truly believe she is vendictive! Nas has yet to speak negative about Kelis...but she gets on blogs(twitter) bashing him! Grow up Kelis...this woman was making 23,000 a month up until 4/2009 how is she broke?
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Gotta love louisiana. :] lmao

Gotta love louisiana. :] lmao
Loserana's picture

You have GOT to be kidden me

You have GOT to be kidden me w/ the Hurricane Chris nonsense!!!!!! Louisianna should be ashamed of itself!!!!!
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Even though he made my day

Even though he made my day with this foolishness, I want to clarify one thing. The song was orignally written by 3 dudes from Dallas, TX that attend Prairie View A&M University in Houston. The 3 dudes are in the video with Hurricane Chris and one of them raps his original verse. The other 2 dudes are the guys in the video dancing with the females. Hurricane Chris paid them $30,000 for the song (they got F**ked out of some money.) Either way, it is funny as hell. Oh, and I know this information because I live in Texas, go to school with the guys, and they bragged about splitting $30,000 3 ways for the damn song and getting to be in the video with them. They were performing the song since last Dec. everywhere in Texas before it was bought by Hurricane Chris.
wannaknow's picture

Hey Whoa..boo you still

Hey Whoa..boo you still here?I think I have your email, but if not, I hit you with message.
Brazilian Barbie - My dad was so love..I love him and miss h's picture

HURRICANE CHRIS WAS NOT THE

HURRICANE CHRIS WAS NOT THE ORIGINATOR OF THE "HALLE BERRY" SONG....HE NEEDS TO GIVE THE DALLAS ORIGINATOR HIS PROPS IF NOTHING ELSE...
D-town_boogie's picture

no words for that halle berry

no words for that halle berry hurricane cris LOL!! all i can do is laugh. Gotta love my state lol.
holla06's picture

hmm... and pple wonder why

hmm... and pple wonder why i'm trying to move one state over! this nonsense would only happen in my homestate louisiana! the politics here is so F'ed up! and is that Rep Barbara Norton from shreveport in the background?! that woman is always somewhere!
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effie: did she cheat on him

effie: did she cheat on him and he is acting out coz the baby might not be his??i hope not coz i really loved these two together. please work it out I was thinking the same thing, but he blogged that father's day letter and gave a shout out to his unborn son... smh @ that nicca~
its me bitches's picture

WOW...Hurricane Chris...That

WOW...Hurricane Chris...That just made my day. Thanks for the laugh
The Truth's picture

Well I know Kelis will be

Well I know Kelis will be getting child support, so she will survive. However, she needs to get her career back on track and make that money for herself. She should try to hook back up with Pharrell and see if he can crank out another hit for her. And I'm glad you posted that pic with Kelis' hair cut, cus she was the first mainstream artist that rocked it. She gets absolutely no credit for anything. Lets not forget that she was the first artist who showcased the Neptunes futuristic music.
P's picture

I am a baton rouge native and

I am a baton rouge native and I'm just too out done, The lady in the background is Chris godmother, I wonder Governor Bobbie Jindal thinks about this, rapping at Representative Meeting, funny--Nas you are being a bad role model this is your child you should take care of her you help make the damn baby
just saying's picture

Michael Jackson was just

Michael Jackson was just rushed to the hospital!
MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama&#039;s #1 Stan's picture

Nas is being a real bitch

Nas is being a real bitch about this whole thing.. I could understand you being upset with her for... whatever.. but what has the baby done? THis is a very serious problem with most black men, and we as black people.. we need to learn to respect our family, and stop making horrible choices and then try to blame it on love/hate.. chile pleeaasseee!
its me bitches's picture

On a side note; Hurrican

On a side note; Hurrican Scares me a little bit....he has the eyes of a SERIAL KILLER. *cringes*
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Coonery at its best. Bye.

Coonery at its best. Bye.
Lacey's picture

WOW @ The State of Louisiana!

WOW @ The State of Louisiana!
Maya's picture

Keta: LMAO!@ Soulja boy on

Keta: LMAO!@ Soulja boy on broadway. He'd probably be better than Ashanti.............
MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama&#039;s #1 Stan's picture

effie: did she cheat on him

effie: did she cheat on him and he is out coz the baby might not be his??i hope not coz i really loved these two together. please work it out THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT HE WOULD NOT BEING LIKE THIS FOR NO REASON
Ieshia's picture

t.lynn: At least you found

t.lynn: At least you found a positive, i couldn’t even bring myself to watch! May as well have Soulja Boy on Broadway… LMAO!@ Soulja boy on broadway.
Keta's picture

Foley: LOL!! Girl I was

Foley: LOL!! Girl I was lost to what he was saying..and he thought he was the next dude to get elected for office or something..I swear ever since Obama got elected they are looking for opportunities to bring out the sheer fuckery amongst us!! Like I'm grinning but it's not even funny. He probably was getting dressed up for the first time since he was 5 for Easter Sunday. Was dead serious. Went back to the hood talking bout "we can do this" and shit. These mofo's are making a mockery of us and it's so sad. I cannot watch this video. I know I'm gonna break out in hives if I do.
Whoa!'s picture

Puhlease...: Why are ya’ll

Puhlease...: Why are ya’ll addressing them like they going to read the blog and say yea..I need do that or even better WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THEY CARE! well, lets see...b/c its MY PREROGATIVE to do so..yup, thats why.
So Mean ***CHECK OUT MY BLOG***'s picture

I can't bring myself to look

I can't bring myself to look at the video...I might kill myself...
Chica's picture

Whoa!: CHECKMATE!!!

Whoa!: CHECKMATE!!! LOL!!And as far as the Hurricane Chris video which I refuse to watch in order to keep Shame & Humiliation from creepin up my leg, I am starting to believe that “they” do these things to further perpetuate the stereotypes of black people. The sad thing is he probably felt important for that very short period of time. Getting up in an assembly hall where the only way you can express what you have to say is by rapping?SMDH, he don’t know any better. It’s a wrap for us I swear…. LOL!! Girl I was lost to what he was saying..and he thought he was the next dude to get elected for office or something..I swear ever since Obama got elected they are looking for opportunities to bring out the sheer fuckery amongst us!!
Foley's picture

Foley: Cuz its a blog and I

Foley: Cuz its a blog and I can write what I want. Thanks for asking though, lmao LMBO!!!
CamDon's picture

wtf. hurrican chris on

wtf. hurrican chris on louisian house of representatives floor. what is next.
sharon's picture

Foley: Cuz its a blog and I

Foley: Cuz its a blog and I can write what I want. Thanks for asking though, lmao CHECKMATE!!! LOL!! And as far as the Hurricane Chris video which I refuse to watch in order to keep Shame & Humiliation from creepin up my leg, I am starting to believe that "they" do these things to further perpetuate the stereotypes of black people. The sad thing is he probably felt important for that very short period of time. Getting up in an assembly hall where the only way you can express what you have to say is by rapping? SMDH, he don't know any better. It's a wrap for us I swear....
Whoa!'s picture

Pulease..: yep they are

Pulease..: yep they are reading it and laughing at how stupid bloggers are to think they know their situation Womp womp...
500-Internal Server Error's picture

beautifuldaidreamer:

beautifuldaidreamer: Internet beef is lame: And cuz they probably ARE reading it lol. Celebs love this shit… yep they are reading it and laughing at how stupid bloggers are to think they know their situation
Pulease..'s picture

Foley: Cuz its a blog and I

Foley: Cuz its a blog and I can write what I want. Thanks for asking though, lmao And cuz they probably ARE reading it lol. Celebs love this shit...
beautifuldaidreamer: Internet beef is lame's picture

Kelis Kelis Kelis...SMH!

Kelis Kelis Kelis...SMH! thirstyness is NOT cute. Get it together. LMAO, I'm so mad @ them allowing Hurricane Chris to do that..and Halle must be so embarrassed. LOL @ the lady bopping her head to the beat..tehehehehe!
Miss GQ's picture

Puhlease...: Why are ya’ll

Puhlease...: Why are ya’ll addressing them like they going to read the blog and say yea..I need do that or even better WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THEY CARE! Cuz its a blog and I can write what I want. Thanks for asking though, lmao
Foley's picture

Something is really really

Something is really really really wrong in Louisiana.
Crystal's picture

Yes indeed: That’s really

Yes indeed: That’s really wack, Nas! Take care of your seed. So Mean ***CHECK OUT MY BLOG***: can anyone explain to me WHY they think nas SHOULD be paying kelis??? did this chick not make her own money? have we not seen many vaca pics…have any of you heard what her expenses are??? GTFOH…nas support your child…don’t give this chick 2 dirty nickels if the court does not ORDER you to do so. so sick of this nonsense…kelis you are added to my list of what a bottomfeeder is…and fuck a got damn hairstyle…what the hell does that have to do with the person? Foley: Well I’ll be damned..first the SC Governor going fucking AWOL now this shit…my lord what has Government become? Lmfao @ homegirl in the back boppin her head and the other one bouncin her shoe..lahd hammercy!!Sorry Kelis..but if you would’ve stacked your chips you wouldn’t have to BEG for money. Nas is just waiting for the court date to do what he has to do..stop being a pest and set up shop for the bambino..lets not forget..there were pics of yall shopping for the baby..i’m pretty sure he paid for that and will pay for more WHEN THE TIME COMES. Damn yo, you looking really bad ma. Why are ya'll addressing them like they going to read the blog and say yea..I need do that or even better WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THEY CARE!
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