MORE FOOLYWANG MATERIAL: Hurricane Chris & The Nas/Kelis Split
Who in the hell let Hurricane "Halle Berry" Chris perform on the Louisiana House of Representatives floor? I love my home state...I really do. But damn if this ish isn't foolywang material. Apparently the great state of Louisiana wanted to honor Mr. Chris for....? Who knows. I can only guess all the positive music like "Halle Berry" and "Do The Ratchet". And I guess giving out keys to the city is played out. Instead they brought him on the House Floor--a typically formal and historical place of business--to give a speech. And to perform. Check the Youtubery. Gotta love The Boot.
Nas is still not giving out a lick of cash to his soon to be ex wife and mother to be Kelis. Kelis' attorney tried to get the court date of July 21st moved up because she's actually due on that date. And she wants all her finances in order beforehand. Too bad the judge is out of town and the new judge is not trying to mess with the calendar. And Nas still hasn't responded to her requests. Womp.