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SPOTTED: Nicole Murphy Shows Off Her Bikini Body In St. Lucia

Eddie Murphy's ex-wife and Michael Strahan's new fiance Nicole Murphy was spotted toting around her fab bikini body in St. Lucia yesterday:

Cute swimsuits too.  Homegirl may be crazy as hell for getting engaged to a man who does surveillance on her ass.  But her body is ridiculous after those 5 kids.  Random tidbits: A preggers Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are also in St. Lucia on their honeymoon still.  And Eddie's other ex Shaun RObinson was spotted vacaying on the beaches of Hawaii yesterday.
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The only reason eddie's gay

The only reason eddie's gay azz married nicole because she looks like a man. lol lol
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Magenta: Come on. Do you

Magenta: Come on. Do you really think the majority of overweight and obese people are eating vegetables but are simply genetically big? Do you really think every overweight and obese person was just born that way? I think the majority of overweight and obese people are lazy and lack self-control. For those who are big because of genetics or a medical condition (physical or mental), I believe they are in the minority. No I don’t believe every skinny person is healthy. And if a big person is proud of their weight, good for them. But when I read alarming reports about the obesity rate among adults especially Black adult women and even worse among children. That is poor food choices and lack of physical activity.I will even say that overweight and obese people should not be discriminated against and that fat jokes should not be tolerated because hurting someone’s feelings is never acceptable behavior. Most people in this country have very bad eating habits, even the thin ones. It's shocking how people don't bother eating healthy or exercising anymore. It's easy to talk junk and throw numbers at a overweight because we can see the fat actuallu piling up on their bodies,so it makes it very easy to judge. I'm worried about the health of everyone, because so amny americans are unhealthy even if they are thin. I don't get it, would it kill you to take a walk for an hour? cut back on your carbs a little? You would get results within a few weeks. I've been thin my whole life so I can't comment on howhard it is to lose the weight, because it took me forever to stop smoking.People do assume because your overweight that you can't do certain things, that's very untrue. Seen plenty of big folks do they thing.I think white people are far more critical of weight compared to blacks, but it seems white people die from cancer every 5 minutes. I say get active and fuck the haters! do you and get healthy!
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Come on. Do you really think

Come on. Do you really think the majority of overweight and obese people are eating vegetables but are simply genetically big? Do you really think every overweight and obese person was just born that way? I think the majority of overweight and obese people are lazy and lack self-control. For those who are big because of genetics or a medical condition (physical or mental), I believe they are in the minority. No I don't believe every skinny person is healthy. And if a big person is proud of their weight, good for them. But when I read alarming reports about the obesity rate among adults especially Black adult women and even worse among children. That is poor food choices and lack of physical activity. I will even say that overweight and obese people should not be discriminated against and that fat jokes should not be tolerated because hurting someone's feelings is never acceptable behavior.
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Magenta: I like Nicole. She

Magenta: I like Nicole. She has never done or said anything to hurt anyone to warrant these types of remarks. Two of her children with Eddie look very much like her. I think she is like Heidi Klum. They are genetically blessed which helps a lot and they are discipline when losing the baby weight and maintaing a good body weight.I find overweight women and obese women make so many excuses for being fat. Oh, I just had a baby and you find out the baby is 2 years old. Oh, I have a thyroid problem and while they are telling your their medical condition they are shoving down KFC. I can’t afford a personal trainer/chef/weight watchers. Last time I checked, jogging, walking, dancing were free, YOU can control the types of foods you buy and prepare and you can check out a gazillion diet books from the public library. If you need moral support there are many weight loss sites to your avail for FREE.Oh, and the I don’t have the time doesn’t fly with me. That hour you are wasting watching Tiny and Toya and Frankie & Neffie can be used to get in some exercise. if you've never over weight you need to keep your comments to yourself! thin people always want to pop off at the mouth and talk madd ish about something they know nothing about! I'm a size 14 and never have I or my other overweight friends made up excuses about why we don't lose the weight. don't think I've ever been thin, I can't remember! I've alway been between a 12-14 my entire life, even in highschool. Would it suprise you that I'm happy with my size and I love filling out a dress!I have been all over the world and done great things with my life.I have never let what some stupid ass people have tos ay about my size stop me from doing big things, and I didn't need to snack on KFC while doing it. Not everyone who is overweight is walking around looking nasty and deformed with their gut and flat hole filled asses eating ding dongs. I jog 4 days a week for an hour and I love to get in the pool and do laps honey! I do eat my vegtables, I probably eat more veggies compared to some thin women I know. I live in NY and I love to shop, and I find plenty of fly stuff in my size. Niether did I have a hard time finding a wonderful husband. It's all about confidance honey! the reason heavy women have low self esteem is because of skinny women like you who think you are better because you can fit into smaller size jeans. I see thin women being played everyday! all women go through image issues and man problems. I've been the same size for 8 years because I stay away from white foods, but since I'm a size 14 you probably would think that I am just playing. If you are heavy and can't walk down the street without needing to take a break, you need to lose weight.If your gut is covering up your crotch, you need to hit the walk and jog honey! I see plenty of thin people who are unhealthy! all those bad life style habits(stds,drugs,smoking, and eating bad) do catch up to you. Skinny women always crack me up when they think they are living the good life because they are small! what a bad joke!
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Magenta: I like Nicole. She

Magenta: I like Nicole. She has never done or said anything to hurt anyone to warrant these types of remarks. Two of her children with Eddie look very much like her. I think she is like Heidi Klum. They are genetically blessed which helps a lot and they are discipline when losing the baby weight and maintaing a good body weight.I find overweight women and obese women make so many excuses for being fat. Oh, I just had a baby and you find out the baby is 2 years old. Oh, I have a thyroid problem and while they are telling your their medical condition they are shoving down KFC. I can’t afford a personal trainer/chef/weight watchers. Last time I checked, jogging, walking, dancing were free, YOU can control the types of foods you buy and prepare and you can check out a gazillion diet books from the public library. If you need moral support there are many weight loss sites to your avail for FREE.Oh, and the I don’t have the time doesn’t fly with me. That hour you are wasting watching Tiny and Toya and Frankie & Neffie can be used to get in some exercise. trueeeeeee so true But not everubody has to be slim! some people are really comfortable with their weight, its the way people talk about heavier women that make them loose that confidence. As long as your health is not in danger, you can be any weight you want and be happy with it though! Nicole's body is Banging but a bigger women like for example buffy the body is also banging!
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I like Nicole. She has never

I like Nicole. She has never done or said anything to hurt anyone to warrant these types of remarks. Two of her children with Eddie look very much like her. I think she is like Heidi Klum. They are genetically blessed which helps a lot and they are discipline when losing the baby weight and maintaing a good body weight. I find overweight women and obese women make so many excuses for being fat. Oh, I just had a baby and you find out the baby is 2 years old. Oh, I have a thyroid problem and while they are telling your their medical condition they are shoving down KFC. I can't afford a personal trainer/chef/weight watchers. Last time I checked, jogging, walking, dancing were free, YOU can control the types of foods you buy and prepare and you can check out a gazillion diet books from the public library. If you need moral support there are many weight loss sites to your avail for FREE. Oh, and the I don't have the time doesn't fly with me. That hour you are wasting watching Tiny and Toya and Frankie & Neffie can be used to get in some exercise.
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Her face looks fine. There

Her face looks fine. There was a time, it looked like she had work done on her face, but I think she looks better this way. Her body is beyond great for having 5 kids. I really hope i can look that close when i have my kids. Halle Berry, who's known for having a great body, she only has one kid, but having 5 kids, and having a body like that is just great.
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Please.. Nicole is one of the

Please.. Nicole is one of the baddest chicks in the game for several reason..
LOVE365's picture

Wow her body is great for 5

Wow her body is great for 5 kids...and dare I say her face is not manly looking in these pics. has somebody been under the knife....lol
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BIG UP ST

BIG UP ST LUCIA!!!.......SHE'S IN SOUFRIERE. LAND OF THE TWIN PITONS
Meeko's picture

Go ahead Ms. Nicole-you look

Go ahead Ms. Nicole-you look better than a whole lot of these 20 something lil' girls-I admire u!
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Maybe we need to get with

Maybe we need to get with Eddie's closeted azz and leave him if this is what happens when you are done with him...Between Nicole, Mel B and in between you got Baby Face's ol fake azz Ex, maybe there is hope for us?....NOT!!! I still say all these women were freaks to get with Ed in the first place....somewhere Eddie should be singing with Johnny Gill saying "MY MY MY...USED TO BE MINES...BUT JOHNNY YOUR SO DAMNED FINE".....LMAO!!!!!!!
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and just think all the

and just think all the females that have one child running around blaming their weight on that one...
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YES SHE HALLE MEL B. AND

YES SHE HALLE MEL B. AND STACEY DASH ARE DOING THE DAMN THANG THATS HOW IM TRYNNA LOOK AND IM NOT EVEN IN MY 20'S YET WTF WELP
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SHE BAD A FUCK!!!

SHE BAD A FUCK!!!
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Finesse: Your man is quite

Finesse: Your man is quite something hun. You cant live under your moms shadow whether your thick fat skinny love yourself because self esteem and confidence make a person most time… yeah she was married LOL. isnt that funny? i know thats right.. my boss caught me up on her i got a ear load lol. your step dad loves it because he klnows at the end of the night shes going home to him so he feels nice having a dime peice on his hands.. We have so much in common lol. Dang but no matter what your family is or looks like you can always change that. Your moms materialistic. not always good she lucky she has a good man most men these days dont want that. she needs to realise whats more important. dang your gonna have to in your family. if my baby sis shows any signs im beating that ass and shipping her to some foreign country. Priceless isnt even that caused i’ll sell her to the lowest bidder lol When those foreign kids get sent back home they come back on point honey! they are scared to act a fool. I know I can't live in my mom's shadow, can't be compared to her for the rest of my life. She tells all the time that she wouldn't know what to do with herself if I left, I told her to have another baby! she just gave me the side eye! I'm still her baby! Your self esteem can get low when people think your mom is your older sister. That's why I try to spend more time with other people, I need to do me and sometimes she don't get it. My boss walked by a few times because he heard me click away! you wanna know a secret, get that flexi mirror and place it on both sides of your little hole! I see him coming before he hits the corner. My man is a fool honey, but I do love him. He's the first man I ever met who really cared for me. Girl aint these men a trip now a days. I notice men don't like to shower you anymore. Some men are so bold now they hand you the bill!WTF! times are changing honey, men act like you gotta be the one with the pants on. My mom is ol skool honey! the man got to break bread and he should enjoy spending money on his woman. My step dad is a trip! but he fits my mother perfectly because he is a pretty simple man while he lets my mother spend the money. Don't get me wrong, my mother can hold herself down. She works full time and got her little bank rolls hidden up somewhere. God! my little sister! The girl is a mess! I love her to death, but she is a handful. She is all about her outfits, hair, and nails done. She got posters of Rihanna all up in her room. I even heard her singing birthday sex in her friends car on the way to white water, I pray she aint having sex. I really need to hit the gym and try out my mom's personal trainer! it would make a world of difference. Sorry u got caught at work.
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Lavender: Sidenote… Can

Lavender: Sidenote… Can someone tell me is Tiny Albino?? was her nose always that big? she just looks so wrong and different from back in the day. not trying to be rude but is their youngest son special?? im confused all around. maybe if she was a bit darker, acted with class and (i dont believe in plastic surgery) but that nose that nose is killing me.. i dont know something needs to happen. Sorry just seen her and alot of things are running through my mind ROFL..........Soooo wrong! LOL!!! Honestly I've kind of always wondered that about that little boy. It does seem like her nose grew overnight!! SHe just let herself go though. She was much smaller when she was in Exscape/ Excape ( one of them ). Plus that tacky hair and wardrobe makes it worse. I don't know when black women are going to stop hanging on to blond hair. It's okay only for a short while. I despise blond hair. UGH
Honesty's picture

The implants look like they

The implants look like they are about to tear out of her chest
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Cherries on top!: I love my

Cherries on top!: I love my man, but sometimes i think he wish I more like my mother. I look like my mother, but I have my dad’s skin tone,lips, and big ass hips. My mother likes him alot because he got his shit tohether and I’m just glad that I can finally bring my man around her. You dig? I didn’t even know that your mom was married! he must really love her!that’s a beautiful thing. My step dad loves it when other men look at my mother, it’s just so strange.He even buys her tight things to wear. your mom is a nurse! wow! We are blessed to have our mother in our lives though. my mother is a nurse practitioner in the cancel ward at a hospital. I guess seeing people die everyday makes her want to stay healthy. All I know is that nurses make good money. I’ve alway been on the chunky side which drove my mother crazy! my dad’s side of the fam got some big ol women! I’m talking about star jones on the view big! Oprah is skinny to them! actually my smallest aunt is a little smaller then oprah! My mom isn’t a bad person, but she cares about how she looks a little too much! How you going miss service because you couldn’t find shoes to match your dress! you got hundreds of shoes and clothing all over your damn house! My baby sister is just like my mother, they are twins! she’s 15 and I know she’s going to be like my mother, maybe even worse. Our mother’s are pricless I must say! because I thought I was the only one. Your man is quite something hun. You cant live under your moms shadow whether your thick fat skinny love yourself because self esteem and confidence make a person most time... yeah she was married LOL. isnt that funny? i know thats right.. my boss caught me up on her i got a ear load lol. your step dad loves it because he klnows at the end of the night shes going home to him so he feels nice having a dime peice on his hands.. We have so much in common lol. Dang but no matter what your family is or looks like you can always change that. Your moms materialistic. not always good she lucky she has a good man most men these days dont want that. she needs to realise whats more important. dang your gonna have to in your family. if my baby sis shows any signs im beating that ass and shipping her to some foreign country. Priceless isnt even that caused i'll sell her to the lowest bidder lol
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SMH: Why are people acting

SMH: Why are people acting like they can’t have a body like that before or after kids?Its called surgery people, please stop acting like black women don’t go under the knife because they do…most women who have money to do so don’t think twice about it…No one ever finds it weird that virtually every woman in Hollywood/Public Eye who has kids have these “amazing” bodies?? GTFOH people! Don’t be fooled, its called surgery people…this isn’t hard.A good diet and working out can only take you so far, proper diet and working out help MAINTAIN a body like that…no point in getting surgery if you aren’t going to keep the results and thats what eating right and working out will do.I am not believing for a second this woman had FIVE kids and looks like that…eff’ all that “its genetics” talk.. So true. Every celebrity is poppin out babies and look like good next wek and people swear up and down they have great genes or do good dieting. Media does that to you. Propoganda. I love B but even i know she had lipo and tuck here and there
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So let me get this

So let me get this straight...y'all can fathom that Nicole can lay on a surgery table to get breast augmentation, but can't wrap your head around her laying on a table to get a lipo or a tummu tuck?! Get your head out of the clouds ladies...the fact that she had OBVIOUS implants tells you she's already open to the idea of surgery.....its not a stretch to believe she'd have other procedures done. Its this kind of thinking that has the average woman believing something is wrong with herself, you can't hold yourself to some impossible, doctor manufactured standard that is fed to you by the media
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Erica (original): SMH -

Erica (original): SMH - surgeory is After having FIVE kids....knowing how much going through pregnancy stretches and wears on the body? Girl Please! One kids? Maybe 2? But FIVE KIDS?! NO!
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SMH - surgeory is not the

SMH - surgeory is not the only way to attain a fit body. It's called working out and eating right.
Erica (original)'s picture

Nicole looks good, I never

Nicole looks good, I never realized how tall she were. She looks tall in these pics.
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Whoooo Hooo .... she looks

Whoooo Hooo .... she looks damn good :) & She's in my home country of St.Lucia Yessssssssssss .. Big ups to all my fellow St.Lucians and all of the West Indies ;)
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Why are people acting like

Why are people acting like they can't have a body like that before or after kids? Its called surgery people, please stop acting like black women don't go under the knife because they do...most women who have money to do so don't think twice about it... No one ever finds it weird that virtually every woman in Hollywood/Public Eye who has kids have these "amazing" bodies?? GTFOH people! Don't be fooled, its called surgery people...this isn't hard. A good diet and working out can only take you so far, proper diet and working out help MAINTAIN a body like that...no point in getting surgery if you aren't going to keep the results and thats what eating right and working out will do. I am not believing for a second this woman had FIVE kids and looks like that...eff' all that "its genetics" talk..
SMH's picture

Isn't it weird that both

Isn't it weird that both Eddie Murphy and Michael Strahan have been accused of gay relationships with other men (Johnnie Gill and Dr. Ian Smith), and they both wanted to marry a women many have said looks like a transsexual? Talk about the best of both worlds...Sheesh!
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Finesse: the word fashion

Finesse: the word fashion doesnt even apply to her dress game. even when i buy her clothes she still turns into a damn circus outfit. besides she cost me too much damn money with all that herb and liquor she buying. i dont know how my step dad does it. he gives her everything but he buys it because she’ll spend it on foolishness thats why she always trying to cop dank and $ off me. what kills me she’s a blasted nurse (See the irony) but yet does all this. she got laid off so now she’s even worse. kind of sad thats why im always checking for her.. Your mother sounds like she’s a hit. my mom is in her own right i guess since. shes really pretty and dresses in little to nothing most times- despite her gut, men seem to always try and holler. wish shed just wear clothes or dress decent. Yeah they have a whole lot of baggage from their past trouble is i wish my mom would hide hers like my fiances mom does and stop using every opportunity to say things fom her pass thats embarrassing and trying to act like were the same age. no such thing as staying far and showing love. she’ll find me or come by my house. Your man needs to chill out thats disrespect he should have lied and said shes okay or something. your trying to loose weight and im trying to gain. i hate being so damn skinny. the thicker i get the more behind i have. Well mama you do what you gotta do to make yourself happy. Remember the prettiest woman sometimes have the most rottenest insides. just be true to yourself and do shit for you. No offense but your man seems a bit shady you better keep them binoculars on if he’s worth the trouble. Cause that wandering eye aint cute.. I love my man, but sometimes i think he wish I more like my mother. I look like my mother, but I have my dad's skin tone,lips, and big ass hips. My mother likes him alot because he got his shit tohether and I'm just glad that I can finally bring my man around her. You dig? I didn't even know that your mom was married! he must really love her!that's a beautiful thing. My step dad loves it when other men look at my mother, it's just so strange.He even buys her tight things to wear. your mom is a nurse! wow! We are blessed to have our mother in our lives though. my mother is a nurse practitioner in the cancel ward at a hospital. I guess seeing people die everyday makes her want to stay healthy. All I know is that nurses make good money. I've alway been on the chunky side which drove my mother crazy! my dad's side of the fam got some big ol women! I'm talking about star jones on the view big! Oprah is skinny to them! actually my smallest aunt is a little smaller then oprah! My mom isn't a bad person, but she cares about how she looks a little too much! How you going miss service because you couldn't find shoes to match your dress! you got hundreds of shoes and clothing all over your damn house! My baby sister is just like my mother, they are twins! she's 15 and I know she's going to be like my mother, maybe even worse. Our mother's are pricless I must say! because I thought I was the only one.
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She still looks like a man to

She still looks like a man to me. Look at her hands, and face. I got to see pictures of her pregnant. I still think her kids are adopted. Sorry.
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Damn 5 kids, please let me

Damn 5 kids, please let me look like that after 1 kid. Geez, she has a hot and nice body and I love the yellow bikini for myself! She is a gorgeous and pretty woman and her skin is flawless, and I like that she doesn't hide behind hair and makeup, her natural beauty just shines. Eddie what the hell were you thinking? But she is not hurting since she found another man to take care of her. Go girl, I' am not mad at you.
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Cherries on top!: LMAO at

Cherries on top!: LMAO at the way your mother dresses! I’m not trying to be disrespectful towards your moms but her fashion sense is something unique! Have you tried changing it up for her! most older folks refuse to believe that they don’t look good! they really think they look good! My mother knows for a fact she looks good because she hears it 24/7! LMAO! I can’t belive he called his wife out like that! we forget that our parents are human and they made plenty of mistakes before and after they had us. My mother had an affair while she was married to my father, I remeber the little late night love phone calls. I told my mother a while back and she damn near slaped me in my face! telling me to stay put grown folks business! she later apologized and told me that she my father never loved her and cheated on him to keep herslef sane in a loveless marriage. I kinda felt sorry for her, because i relaized that she was proud of what she did, but she was also human. Our parents are human at the end of the day, and we need to just love them, but some we need to stay away from some of them. My mom stops by mans job when I don’t talk to her for a while, and I have warned him about looking at my mother a little too hard! He admited that he thinks my mom is fine halle berry style! I wanted to kill him! but I do need to drop the extra 40 pounds and step my game up! it’s sad for me to say but my mother looks better! hell naw! the word fashion doesnt even apply to her dress game. even when i buy her clothes she still turns into a damn circus outfit. besides she cost me too much damn money with all that herb and liquor she buying. i dont know how my step dad does it. he gives her everything but he buys it because she'll spend it on foolishness thats why she always trying to cop dank and $ off me. what kills me she's a blasted nurse (See the irony) but yet does all this. she got laid off so now she's even worse. kind of sad thats why im always checking for her.. Your mother sounds like she's a hit. my mom is in her own right i guess since. shes really pretty and dresses in little to nothing most times- despite her gut, men seem to always try and holler. wish shed just wear clothes or dress decent. Yeah they have a whole lot of baggage from their past trouble is i wish my mom would hide hers like my fiances mom does and stop using every opportunity to say things fom her pass thats embarrassing and trying to act like were the same age. no such thing as staying far and showing love. she'll find me or come by my house. Your man needs to chill out thats disrespect he should have lied and said shes okay or something. your trying to loose weight and im trying to gain. i hate being so damn skinny. the thicker i get the more behind i have. Well mama you do what you gotta do to make yourself happy. Remember the prettiest woman sometimes have the most rottenest insides. just be true to yourself and do shit for you. No offense but your man seems a bit shady you better keep them binoculars on if he's worth the trouble. Cause that wandering eye aint cute..
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CamDon: Wow in that first

CamDon: Wow in that first pic, she is stunning!I wonder if she has had surgery…I’m just curious, I’m not hating.After 5 kids, I would be laid open on someone’s table getting the fat sucked out of me and the stretch marks removed! Breast implants, for sure.
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sorry for my grammar, but I

sorry for my grammar, but I don't want my boss to see me typing away on the clock. I gotta be quick with it! :0)
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Finesse: Yeah they do love

Finesse: Yeah they do love us. but still why cant they love from afar.. what example she gonna set for my kids when im teaching them onething and they see her doing another. Im trying to start a family after we wed but im damn near traumatised. Your mother sounds like one fly ass lady but atleast she got the body to be doing that. she works hard. my moms wear belly tops her sides are spilling out. neva has on no bra. all types of mess. My mom is fortunate with herface though cuz she’s a stunner but damn she smokes so much damn weed you’ll get high off smelling it off her clothes. my famms and my fiances had a dominoe tournament, she gave his mom and dad a six love (dont know if you know what that means) she won basically she jumped up from the table start going up in their face like loser yall suck. started acting like a reallll ass pardon my french) my fiance mom gave me that look like take her in shes done for. silly me tries to tell her drunk ass to go in damn if she was having that she cussed me to kingdom come. my fiaces mom isnt no prissy lady but still shes older and more reserved. only thing im grateful for is my fiance dad slipt and made refference to how his wife use to cost him a pretty penny and how she tricked. Damn if you seen that heffers face. it took everything in my power not to die of laughter. Exposed. Your man better cool that shit aint cute for real, if he treis something u betta get on that ass. Your mom shouldnt be coming by his job either LMAO at the way your mother dresses! I'm not trying to be disrespectful towards your moms but her fashion sense is something unique! Have you tried changing it up for her! most older folks refuse to believe that they don't look good! they really think they look good! My mother knows for a fact she looks good because she hears it 24/7! LMAO! I can't belive he called his wife out like that! we forget that our parents are human and they made plenty of mistakes before and after they had us. My mother had an affair while she was married to my father, I remeber the little late night love phone calls. I told my mother a while back and she damn near slaped me in my face! telling me to stay put grown folks business! she later apologized and told me that she my father never loved her and cheated on him to keep herslef sane in a loveless marriage. I kinda felt sorry for her, because i relaized that she was proud of what she did, but she was also human. Our parents are human at the end of the day, and we need to just love them, but some we need to stay away from some of them. My mom stops by mans job when I don't talk to her for a while, and I have warned him about looking at my mother a little too hard! He admited that he thinks my mom is fine halle berry style! I wanted to kill him! but I do need to drop the extra 40 pounds and step my game up! it's sad for me to say but my mother looks better! hell naw!
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Lavender: MRS les923 ELBA ~

Lavender: MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama’s #1 StanOnJul 10, 2009 at 12:33 pm | Reply |Lavender: Sidenote… Can someone tell me is Tiny Albino?? was her nose always that big? she just looks so wrong and different from back in the day. not trying to be rude but is their youngest son special?? im confused all around. maybe if she was a bit darker, acted with class and (i dont believe in plastic surgery) but that nose that nose is killing me.. i dont know something needs to happen. Sorry just seen her and alot of things are running through my mind:on the megaphone: “We have another passenger here ready, yes that’ll be 1st Class, yes, non-stop straight to HELL”lmao, you know you isssss wrong and i am so much wrong-er for laughingQuoteWell i’ll ride that train.Tiny looks a bit deformed and i hate talking about children but that child really is special. You’d expect T.I. to be pushing out some cute ass babies but Tiny Phuckin it up big time. He needs a dark skin cutey or something. Its all kinds of wrong here. Thats why i dont date light skin guys because in alot of cases they kid ends up looking like Tiny or the little one. its just not right :shock: :shock: :shock: whooooosh!!! thats train's pickin up speed... whew! glad it passed by me today!! :lol:
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MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama's #1

MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama's #1 Stan OnJul 10, 2009 at 12:33 pm | Reply | Lavender: Sidenote… Can someone tell me is Tiny Albino?? was her nose always that big? she just looks so wrong and different from back in the day. not trying to be rude but is their youngest son special?? im confused all around. maybe if she was a bit darker, acted with class and (i dont believe in plastic surgery) but that nose that nose is killing me.. i dont know something needs to happen. Sorry just seen her and alot of things are running through my mind :on the megaphone: “We have another passenger here ready, yes that’ll be 1st Class, yes, non-stop straight to HELL” lmao, you know you isssss wrong and i am so much wrong-er for laughing Quote Well i'll ride that train.Tiny looks a bit deformed and i hate talking about children but that child really is special. You'd expect T.I. to be pushing out some cute ass babies but Tiny Phuckin it up big time. He needs a dark skin cutey or something. Its all kinds of wrong here. Thats why i dont date light skin guys because in alot of cases they kid ends up looking like Tiny or the little one. its just not right
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LSU GYRL~sensitive thugs you all need hugs...: LAFAYETTE *hugs* awww...family :)
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(insert witticism here) COPPED THAT MAXWELL ALBUM TODAY!!!! IT IS FIRE....: Louisana?!?Ayyyyy I’m from ‘Nawlins!!!!!!!Where you from?!!! LAFAYETTE
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Cherries on top!: You know

Cherries on top!: You know what! I respect that you love your mother enough to take her in. At the end of the day they still love you, even though they are crazy! My mother hated all my boyfriends because she called them all thugs, but my new mans gets a thumbs up because he got a degree and a government job! when my boyfriends mother met my mother it was off the chain. We all went to the mall and they thought that my boyfriends mother was her daughter!!!!!!! she hated my mother after that day! that poor lady self esteem nearly sank to the ground. It didn’t help that my mother purchased a sexy cocktail dress at BCBG for dinner that night and she had to go upstaires to Lane Bryant and by a mom outfit. My mother gave her pass to work out at the gym for twenty dollars a month!I was speechless! My mother means no harm though, it’s just who she is. I’ve caught my man checking out my moms and that isn’t cool at all. Yeah they do love us. but still why cant they love from afar.. what example she gonna set for my kids when im teaching them onething and they see her doing another. Im trying to start a family after we wed but im damn near traumatised. Your mother sounds like one fly ass lady but atleast she got the body to be doing that. she works hard. my moms wear belly tops her sides are spilling out. neva has on no bra. all types of mess. My mom is fortunate with herface though cuz she's a stunner but damn she smokes so much damn weed you'll get high off smelling it off her clothes. my famms and my fiances had a dominoe tournament, she gave his mom and dad a six love (dont know if you know what that means) she won basically she jumped up from the table start going up in their face like loser yall suck. started acting like a reallll ass pardon my french) my fiance mom gave me that look like take her in shes done for. silly me tries to tell her drunk ass to go in damn if she was having that she cussed me to kingdom come. my fiaces mom isnt no prissy lady but still shes older and more reserved. only thing im grateful for is my fiance dad slipt and made refference to how his wife use to cost him a pretty penny and how she tricked. Damn if you seen that heffers face. it took everything in my power not to die of laughter. Exposed. Your man better cool that shit aint cute for real, if he treis something u betta get on that ass. Your mom shouldnt be coming by his job either
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Finesse: girl try going to

Finesse: girl try going to a frat party and your mom coming over to your crib in pig tails and a damn pleaded skirt tlaking bout where the party at? WTF. my friends were smoking some kush why this lady trying to get in on the big head asking for a super?? i dont even smoke. if i dont have a half quarter of gunja or some mullah to give her its even worse. she always costing me. i moved out from when i was 15 and still this lady all up in my crib. Atleast your moms fit looking. All them heinekens my moms woofs down she got a gut the size of the great canon.. she aint fat but she aint no healthy spring chicken either. my fiance and his parents wanted to meet her LAWD have mercy on my soul.. this lady starts singing “Riding dirty” smoking a big head. talking about they better be paying for the wedding all kinds of F’ery. i wanted to sink below the floor. his parents laughed but still that shit wasnt funny. Im about to auction mine off i dont know about you. DEAD!!! @ Pigtails
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Cherries on top!: You know

Cherries on top!: You know what! I respect that you love your mother enough to take her in. At the end of the day they still love you, even though they are crazy! My mother hated all my boyfriends because she called them all thugs, but my new mans gets a thumbs up because he got a degree and a government job! when my boyfriends mother met my mother it was off the chain. We all went to the mall and they thought that my boyfriends mother was her daughter!!!!!!! she hated my mother after that day! that poor lady self esteem nearly sank to the ground. It didn’t help that my mother purchased a sexy cocktail dress at BCBG for dinner that night and she had to go upstaires to Lane Bryant and by a mom outfit. My mother gave her pass to work out at the gym for twenty dollars a month!I was speechless! My mother means no harm though, it’s just who she is. I’ve caught my man checking out my moms and that isn’t cool at all. Yeah my daddy's mom is an evangelist... My mama's mom...tats...black and milds and the occasional 'woman on the side'...lmao I feel your pain ;-)
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Cherries on top!: You know

Cherries on top!: You know what! I respect that you love your mother enough to take her in. At the end of the day they still love you, even though they are crazy! My mother hated all my boyfriends because she called them all thugs, but my new mans gets a thumbs up because he got a degree and a government job! when my boyfriends mother met my mother it was off the chain. We all went to the mall and they thought that my boyfriends mother was her daughter!!!!!!! she hated my mother after that day! that poor lady self esteem nearly sank to the ground. It didn’t help that my mother purchased a sexy cocktail dress at BCBG for dinner that night and she had to go upstaires to Lane Bryant and by a mom outfit. My mother gave her pass to work out at the gym for twenty dollars a month!I was speechless! My mother means no harm though, it’s just who she is. I’ve caught my man checking out my moms and that isn’t cool at all. What I meant was that the sales people in a few stores had mistaken my mother for my sister and his mother for our mother. It was bad! really bad!
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@ MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama's

@ MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama's #1 Stan *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_ Oh...maybe i shoulda mentioned that Taraji was the only one I gave a damn about :lol: As for Supahead and Deelishus...mark my words...one day they gon find Jesus [um yeah...i didnt know he was missin either...lol] and they gon be mad when ppl bring up their 'worldly' past :lol:
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MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama's #1

MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama's #1 Stan LMAO, awww dammmmmnnnnnnnn - i feel sorry for ya chica, lmao you should its damn near sad. Trust me life aint no box of chocolate around here.
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Finesse: girl try going to

Finesse: girl try going to a frat party and your mom coming over to your crib in pig tails and a damn pleaded skirt tlaking bout where the party at? WTF. my friends were smoking some kush why this lady trying to get in on the big head asking for a super?? i dont even smoke. if i dont have a half quarter of gunja or some mullah to give her its even worse. she always costing me. i moved out from when i was 15 and still this lady all up in my crib. Atleast your moms fit looking. All them heinekens my moms woofs down she got a gut the size of the great canon.. she aint fat but she aint no healthy spring chicken either. my fiance and his parents wanted to meet her LAWD have mercy on my soul.. this lady starts singing “Riding dirty” smoking a big head. talking about they better be paying for the wedding all kinds of F’ery. i wanted to sink below the floor. his parents laughed but still that shit wasnt funny. Im about to auction mine off i dont know about you. You know what! I respect that you love your mother enough to take her in. At the end of the day they still love you, even though they are crazy! My mother hated all my boyfriends because she called them all thugs, but my new mans gets a thumbs up because he got a degree and a government job! when my boyfriends mother met my mother it was off the chain. We all went to the mall and they thought that my boyfriends mother was her daughter!!!!!!! she hated my mother after that day! that poor lady self esteem nearly sank to the ground. It didn't help that my mother purchased a sexy cocktail dress at BCBG for dinner that night and she had to go upstaires to Lane Bryant and by a mom outfit. My mother gave her pass to work out at the gym for twenty dollars a month!I was speechless! My mother means no harm though, it's just who she is. I've caught my man checking out my moms and that isn't cool at all.
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(insert witticism here) COPPED THAT MAXWELL ALBUM TODAY!!!! IT IS FIRE....: Hell…I’d be mad as hell if I was Taraji Henson’s son…havin my mama’s as* all out in a magazine?? I still think it was an artistic pic…but… So what about Supaheads son or Deelishus' daughter?!?!? Lahd help 'em cuz i doubt their mama's got any insurance for them to see a shrink
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LSU GYRL~sensitive thugs

LSU GYRL~sensitive thugs you all need hugs...: im from South louisiana but I live on the NW side. Louisana?!? Ayyyyy I'm from 'Nawlins!!!!!!! Where you from?!!!
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Cherries on top!: MRS

Cherries on top!: MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama’s #1 StanMost people think my mother is only 36 years old, so she doesn’t look out of place when she dresses up all sexy. She was a great mother while growing up. She made sure that I was always well taken care of. I don’t think Nicoles kids love the way that she dresses. Well i'm sure the nanny dresses appropriately when she out with Nicole's kids, lol
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(insert witticism here) COPPED THAT MAXWELL ALBUM TODAY!!!! IT IS FIRE....: Hubby’s family is from SW Houston…which side you from?? im from South louisiana but I live on the NW side.
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Finesse: girl try going to

Finesse: girl try going to a frat party and your mom coming over to your crib in pig tails and a damn pleaded skirt tlaking bout where the party at? WTF. my friends were smoking some kush why this lady trying to get in on the big head asking for a super?? i dont even smoke. if i dont have a half quarter of gunja or some mullah to give her its even worse. she always costing me. i moved out from when i was 15 and still this lady all up in my crib. Atleast your moms fit looking. All them heinekens my moms woofs down she got a gut the size of the great canon.. she aint fat but she aint no healthy spring chicken either. my fiance and his parents wanted to meet her LAWD have mercy on my soul.. this lady starts singing “Riding dirty” smoking a big head. talking about they better be paying for the wedding all kinds of F’ery. i wanted to sink below the floor. his parents laughed but still that shit wasnt funny. Im about to auction mine off i dont know about you. LMAO, awww dammmmmnnnnnnnn - i feel sorry for ya chica, lmao
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