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ATL HOUSEWIVES ISH: NeNe Admits Her Stripper Past+Kim Z.'s Musical Debut

Remember when NeNe adamantly denied during Season 1 that she was a stripper back in the day? Well now she's fessing up and talks about it in her new memoirs Never Make The Same Mistake Twice. Gotta sell these books some way:
“Yes, I was a stripper, a woman who took her clothes off and danced for dollars,” she writes. “Let the judgment ensue. I mean, it’s easy enough to do, right?”
Here's her Player's Club-esque stripperific come-up: Leakes explains that she had just ended her relationship with the father of her eldest son, Brice, and she was living with her son and a roommate. “My son was in private school, his father wasn’t chipping in for pull-ups or food, I had no job and no money coming in, the rent was past due, and the super told me and my roommate that our condo owner was about to put us out,” she writes. “So I did what I had to do.” After answering an ad in the newspaper, Leakes nabbed the job at “the most glamorous upscale gentlemen’s club in Georgia” on the spot – though she didn’t have any experience taking off her clothes or dancing in public. Following a learning curve — and some very lurid details about her costumes and fellow dancers — the Atlanta Housewives star, who performed under the name “Silk,” writes that she came to feel comfortable and powerful on stage. “I felt powerful in front of those men,” she writes. “They were obviously there to see what I had, and I quickly realized that those men weren’t there to make me feel bad about myself.”
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She met Greg soon after and he persuaded her to stop dancing. Make that book money girl. Don't let it make you.

Kim Zolciak, co-star of Bravo TV's "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" has spoke of some country album for two seasons now.  And now her debut single "Tardy for the Party" has leaked. Check it: [audio:Tardy For The Party (Mix).mp3] *blank stare* It also features fellow cast member Kandi Burruss. Excuse me while I go throw some auto-tune on my own damn voice and package it and sell it as a song. And I'ma call it "Listen To Me Speak With Auto-Tune".

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Serious Matter: Clearly I

Serious Matter: Clearly I have no need to worry about the economy and the state of my financial affairs. I need to record a bullisht song and wait for the money to roll in. Who the hell needs TALENT anymore these days? What was I thinking? You dig its always a broke mufuka to talk about someones characther and not truly know them. I know me personally would seize any and every oppurtunity to milk the cow shit im tryin to survive my kids need trust funds!!
dimebk's picture

Kim, honey, no. Just...no.

Kim, honey, no. Just...no. I know what you're trying to do. But no.
kelleighchris's picture

Nene, if you are reading this

Nene, if you are reading this PLEASE go get your eye checked. I'm not trying to be funny, you may need some serious medical attention. Your right eye is just not looking completely right. Lay off the false eyelashes just until you figure out what the problem is. Just some sincere advice from a Real Housewives fan looking out for your best interests...
ohgoodness's picture

This is funny to me because

This is funny to me because Kim makes a song that sounds Lady Gaga, Madonna, and Britney-ish but its awful? I think some people just hate because they have nothing better to do. Kim is following her dream. Nene is very fake. She reminds me of a person to put everyone else business in the streets so her own isn't spilled. I like Kandi, she is truly the sweetest.
Tiffany's picture

To Kim:

To Kim: I.just.cant.take.anymore.*dead*
Lorena's picture

I love Kim's new song; its

I love Kim's new song; its very Lady Gaga
Kabir's picture

I don't get why people are

I don't get why people are upset because of the autotune. No one is upset when Ashanti or Rihanna uses autotune. A song is a song is a song. I know that no one expected grammy material from Kim. LOL.
BishopTuTu's picture

ItsOnlyMe: Kim said, Fuck

ItsOnlyMe: Kim said, Fuck what you Bitches think. I can sing! LOL Working with the right producers in the top studio can make anyone sound like they can sing. She’s no different than the rest of these studio singers out right now Rihanna…Ciara…Britney…Hell even Whitney Houston. Get off the crack....lol. Even if that were true, she still wouldn't be in the same league with any of those ladies. Puleeze. :)
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LMAO@Kim is this shit for

LMAO@Kim is this shit for real!! LMAO...I thought it was a joke last season when Nene was singing don't be "tardy for the party!!!!'LMAO WTF!!!! FYI...Whitney Houston could always sing she just let drugs screw her shit up!!
TISH's picture

Kim said, Fuck what you

Kim said, Fuck what you Bitches think. I can sing! LOL Working with the right producers in the top studio can make anyone sound like they can sing. She's no different than the rest of these studio singers out right now Rihanna...Ciara...Britney...Hell even Whitney Houston.
ItsOnlyMe's picture

That wack ass song is in the

That wack ass song is in the same league as the one Randy Jackson wrote for Paula Abdul last year. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow...or something like that.
No More Asses on the Right Side of the Screen! Please!'s picture

bluebell: Awwww shit now.

bluebell: Awwww shit now. This is going to be my new workout song when I run.Did I mention I plan on running straight onto oncoming traffic? This what you hear as you enter hell.” Dont be tardy 4 da pawty” whoooaaa whooooaaaa.. LMMFBAO!!!!!!!!! OH CHIT!...... :)
No More Asses on the Right Side of the Screen! Please!'s picture

I can't believe I just

I can't believe I just listened to that from start to finish... *blank stare* ... that's 2 mins and 44 secs of my life I can't have back :-\
Stylin' & Profilin''s picture

@Keykey Yeah WTH SMH on that

@Keykey Yeah WTH SMH on that one ! Tasha Whats really going on. I didnt know YBF readers were fans of Miley But Hey I guess it pays the bills! Make that MONEY HONEY! Go On Wit Yo Bad Self Mrs. Leaks Make That Money Chick! <3 Let the haters hate!
Nene&#039;s 1# FAN's picture

Um...so is Miley Cyrus a ybf

Um...so is Miley Cyrus a ybf chick now...whats up with the page background..irritating
keykey's picture

What glamorous mens club,

What glamorous mens club, excepted Ne-Ne's big amazon azz??? not to say she didn't strip, but come on "glamorous mens club" condo, private school, no money, no job?? how does that all work out?? but then on the other hand, she say's she a social-lite
ladytea...'s picture

So freaking what ne ne was a

So freaking what ne ne was a stripper. Big deal is that really mind blowing news. Some people act like she said she was on the stroll.
malika's picture

what was kandi thinking? I

what was kandi thinking? I want 2 see these 2 weak voice itches sing this mess live. A mess
malika's picture

How on earth did she get a

How on earth did she get a job at "The most glamorous upscale gentlemen’s club in Georgia" in the first place? They must have some really low standard when it comes to beauty if they hire that beast and let her take her clothes off.
????'s picture

wow jus wow...smdh.. twice.

wow jus wow...smdh.. twice. Tardy for the party is this 4 real?She joins the other crew of no talent havin like Paris Hilton.
kelligurl's picture

LMBO...gurl stop!!! I heard

LMBO...gurl stop!!! I heard the intro and was through...so many thoughts. Okay, why does that song sound like something you would hear at Skateland? Why did it sound like a Britney Spears knock-off? I'll tell you what it doesn't sound like...a darn country song...what is really good, Kim? And Kandi...fa real, fa real? You co-signin' this wackness?
Cherry Bomb's picture

wtf is tardy for the party?

wtf is tardy for the party? anyone can put out an album. that ish was garbage! i couldnt even get past 30 seconds.
lau's picture

That beat sounds so

That beat sounds so familiar...oh what...ain't that the beat Lady Gaga used for her song Poker Face...Kim's song is a Hot A$$ Mess
LadyB09's picture

I can't wait til' Etta James

I can't wait til' Etta James release a statement saying she's gonna "Kick Kim's azz for stealing my song"! Seriously, somebody ought to put this on youtube and maybe it'll become a viral sensation like that "Chocolate Rain" song that was so horrible but you couldn't get it outta your head once you heard it nevertheless. Lawd hammercy!
UToldHarpo2BeatMe!'s picture

Tardy for the party...r u

Tardy for the party...r u serious Next time don't attend the party. Kim can't and never will be able to sing. Keep yo legs closed to married men try that first. The truth hurts.
T.HawkDaddy's picture

Im mad that Im going to be

Im mad that Im going to be singing 'Dont be tardy for tha party' all day tommorow at work. I didn't even listen to the entire song and I already cant get it out of my head
keylab's picture

DC Star: Kandi is weak as

DC Star: Kandi is weak as shyt for doing this song with Kim…But I guess when you have 7 kids and 4 baby mommas to take care of out of your joined money you work with talentless people for the check. Wackness all around! WOW....fa real tho
jojodancer's picture

thats one party you dont have

thats one party you dont have to worry about me being tardy to. just cross my ass completely off the list. i cant imagine why anybody would think anyone would want to listen to a middle aged, fat, balding white woman choke into a microphone about clubbing. thats like, everything i dont care about.
sittinpritty's picture

NeNe never said she wasn't a

NeNe never said she wasn't a stripper. She said she still strips for her husband. As much as they kept playing that re-run of that reunion, everyone who watches should know what she said. And Kim actually sounded like she could blend right in with all the music they play on the radio anyway. No worse than Britney she jus need to learn how to dance LOL
FAMUGirl2012's picture

WTF was that. Why did I just

WTF was that. Why did I just press play? Since when does country sound like a Lady GaGa/Britney Spears/T-Pain remix. Who wrote that song??? Why? Why? Why? LOL
kbreezy's picture

MY EARS ARE FUCKIN BLEEDING!

MY EARS ARE FUCKIN BLEEDING!
S&amp;amp;J's picture

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! you silly

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! you silly I would not come either. Gorgeous1/ Bey Stan #14/ I ♥ MJ THE ICON (R.I.P.): QuoteGorgeous1/ Bey Stan #14/ I ♥ MJ THE ICON (R.I.P.) OnAug 18, 2009 at 4:52 pm | Reply | Whoa!: NeNE is a big chick. She looks
Msde's picture

The song is not that bad..,it

The song is not that bad..,it needs a base line and more lyrics and it will be a good song, however im impressed, i thought it was going to be horrible...she needs to put some more effort in the lyrics and make the song have a story and some meaning, ..but it sounds nice. Good Job Kim...let your haters motivate you .
SHONUFF's picture

wow yall r so funny.....but i

wow yall r so funny.....but i got to go so i want be trady for the party
wow's picture

THTS THE TYPE S-HIT U LISTEN

THTS THE TYPE S-HIT U LISTEN 2 WEN YOUR BOUT 2 KILL YOURSELF
steve's picture

RE: Tardy for the Party Two

RE: Tardy for the Party Two words = Jennifer Lopez It's amazing what they can create in a studio. They must've called up Dreamworks and Pixar to manufacture this grand illusion.
kaela's picture

this ruins everything. tardy

this ruins everything. tardy for the party was one of my favorite quotables from the show, and now it's glammed up as a club remix. what happened to the country twang that made it so laughable?
Leah's picture

OH HECK NAH! "Don't be tardy

OH HECK NAH! "Don't be tardy for the party?" Ain't that the same hook Nene was singing in the car on the first episode this season when Lisa man tried to freestyle with her? HAHAHA!
mimi's picture

D.O.A!!!!!!!!!!!!

D.O.A!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toni's picture

I would either like that 2:41

I would either like that 2:41 of my life back or have the chance to slap whomever produced that song for the aforementinoned amount of time. I'm just sayin.
Just sayin's picture

This is . . . this is . . . I

This is . . . this is . . . I think this is the worst song I have ever heard in my life. And I cannnot stop laughing. But can you imagine if it was about something else? DON'T BE TARDY TO YA JOB! WHOA . . . DON'T BE TARDY TO YA JOB!
Queen Dee-Dee-Dee's picture

Foley.: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

Foley.: ROTFLMFAO!!!!! STOOOPP LMAOOOOO!!! YOU AINT NEVA LIED!! EXACTLY the description I was looking for!!
&quot;IGetSoLonely&quot;'s picture

Summerbaby8: That’ll be on

Summerbaby8: That’ll be on the season finale.He’ll drop her off at one of those busted parties, then show back up in drag as Dwight’s escort. That all white combo he was sporting when he gave her that massage was telling...
Perky Peach's picture

Okay, maybe it's me, but I

Okay, maybe it's me, but I liked "Pickin' Boogars" better! Anyone can make a record now. So pathetic! Whatever happened to true talent, skill and hard work. Did she even stop smokin'? I bet Dallas Austin didn't have anything to do with this mess.
stormynnj's picture

DON'T...DON'T....DON'T BE

DON'T...DON'T....DON'T BE TARDY 4 THE PARTY.....
blue's picture

Gorgeous1/ Bey Stan #14/ I

Gorgeous1/ Bey Stan #14/ I ♥ MJ THE ICON (R.I.P.): WTF Kim. GO SAT Yo A$$ DOWN SOMEWHERE.I dont recall NEne denying that she was a stripper. She just said that she was still a stripper, she just stripped for her husband. KNickol: NENE is the best ATL housewife. She keeps it real..”HE” by Sheree is manly, Lisa Wu is a crackhead and Kim…oh Kim…
Honesty's picture

the wackest thing i have ever

the wackest thing i have ever heard.....fa real i'm not joking AT ALL
SPARKELLS's picture

bluebell: Awwww shit now.

bluebell: Awwww shit now. This is going to be my new workout song when I run.Did I mention I plan on running straight onto oncoming traffic? This what you hear as you enter hell.” Dont be tardy 4 da pawty” whoooaaa whooooaaaa.. FUNNY AS HELL!!!!! DAM MY BELLY IS SHAKING FROM LAUGHN....... LMBAO!!!!!
danette's picture

so she fucked for this track?

so she fucked for this track? well it definitaley wasn't worth it!
michelle's picture

Chrissy: Nene prob had to

Chrissy: Nene prob had to do what she had to do, and there is nothing wrong with doing it tastefully! Plus it takes a lot of confidence to do that and also a hella body! So NENE ; work that SHIT!And Kim… sit the heck down, you are an embarrasment to country! Let it go and try something else. Uh, if you say so.
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