

Apparently, Montana Fishburne wasn't the only celebrity inspired by Kim Kardashian's sex tape. New England Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes just made a real low-budget knockoff of the Kim/Ray-J experience. Complete with bad lighting and bad camera angles, it must be the worst sex tape ever.
We have it for you when you read on (but don't do it at work...well, maybe a peek)...
Don't bother to pop your corn...this will only take a minute. Well actually it will take eleven painfully bad minutes. You have Brandon looking like a brokedown Ray J, and his groupie chick looking like a low budget Kim K. This Brandon Spikes went on the now closed down (as of yesterday) website Chat Roulette. It's where people who would rather have video chat sex with strangers than real sex with real people go to kick it:
SIDEBAR: If you're gonna do the deed, DO THE DAMN DEED. Stop posing for the cameras and doing a half ass job. AT LEAST be on-point with it.
And Brandon can't deny that it's him in the tape as his photos of have now surfaced with his new tatts that match the tattoos in the video. Dum Dum.
When you are an athlete getting paid the big NFL bucks, you can't go around web-chatting on adult hook-up sites like no one will recognize and put you on blast. And here I was thinking he couldn't do anything worse than that pink suit.
Comments
at least she wasn't getting a
7:39 pm - Sep 2, '10
What a small cock And she
10:37 am - Sep 2, '10
welcome to our
10:22 pm - Sep 1, '10
men are so fukkin stoopid.
7:38 pm - Sep 1, '10
HILARIOUS but I can dig it!
8:44 am - Sep 3, '10
That was wack
5:18 pm - Sep 1, '10
Y do I wanna watch 11 min of
11:57 am - Sep 1, '10
She is too busy looking at
10:51 am - Sep 1, '10
That was a horrible sextape.
9:34 am - Sep 1, '10
Today ,I find a good
9:14 am - Sep 1, '10
Bump this booty sex tape that
9:04 am - Sep 1, '10
I know Kim and RayJay are
8:06 am - Sep 1, '10
Brandon you are dumb! you are
8:04 am - Sep 1, '10
Normally, when I hear sex
4:10 am - Sep 1, '10
I DUNNO WATS WORST-THE PEPTO
2:46 am - Sep 1, '10
ANOTHER IGNORANT BROTHER WHO
2:17 am - Sep 1, '10
She was smoking hot. Brandon
1:38 am - Sep 1, '10
why is the video actaully
1:13 am - Sep 1, '10
are they watching tv! cause
11:56 pm - Aug 31, '10
finally caught this video and
11:41 pm - Aug 31, '10
The pink panther was working
10:55 pm - Aug 31, '10
I'm more ashamed of the 'Bama
9:50 pm - Aug 31, '10
I went to UF and I am not
9:48 pm - Aug 31, '10
LMAO @ The Pink suit. Due to
9:41 pm - Aug 31, '10
B this is really how you
8:10 pm - Aug 31, '10
11 minutes of my
7:38 pm - Aug 31, '10
SMH at this foolishness...
7:27 pm - Aug 31, '10
Let me guess... this is the
6:57 pm - Aug 31, '10
Brandon you are fat, lazy,
6:50 pm - Aug 31, '10
Considering how disgusting
5:56 pm - Aug 31, '10
A LOW SLEF STEEM BUSTERD AND
5:33 pm - Aug 31, '10
He might be gay,cuz he didn't
5:31 pm - Aug 31, '10
This shit look so dumb and he
5:23 pm - Aug 31, '10
Somebody call Karine!! Now!!
5:21 pm - Aug 31, '10
YES LAWD!!!! SHE'S WORSE THAN
5:32 pm - Aug 31, '10
AND DAMN SHE LOOKED LIKE KOBE
5:34 pm - Aug 31, '10
Welp, at least it look like
5:15 pm - Aug 31, '10
That was beyond WACK! *yawn*
4:43 pm - Aug 31, '10
Thats why white people laugh
4:33 pm - Aug 31, '10
next
4:27 pm - Aug 31, '10
I wonder if he's embarrassed
4:18 pm - Aug 31, '10
that chick was WACK ass hell
4:04 pm - Aug 31, '10
Um..that was the wackest BJ
4:02 pm - Aug 31, '10
As a former UF Gator myself I
3:56 pm - Aug 31, '10
too funny
5:50 pm - Aug 31, '10
As a former UF Gator myself I
3:56 pm - Aug 31, '10
This is so sad, Jesus is on
3:54 pm - Aug 31, '10
#EPICFAIL Forreal! He's super
3:41 pm - Aug 31, '10
WTF! Boy if this aint Sodom
3:18 pm - Aug 31, '10
LMAO @ tht pink suit!
2:59 pm - Aug 31, '10
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