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CHECK THE SPREAD: More Pics From BEYONCE'S Revealing "GQ" Shoot, "I've Worked Hard To Do What I WANT"

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The hardest working woman in the entertainment biz is stinging all over the place already this year.   Beyonce Knowles had people's tongues (and sexual parts) fluttering with her newest sexed up February 2013 GQ cover (her 5th, by the way).  And now, we get the rest of the photos from her titillating sporty spread.  And from the looks of the above Dolce & Gabbana panties, Azzedine Alaïa crop top and Versace heels, it's giving football a whole new sex appeal.

 

Plus, the curvalicious Girl who Runs The World talks about why she now does whatever the hell she wants since turning 30....

She's been named GQ magazine's #1 Hottest Woman of the 21st Century.   And here's why:

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Yes ma'am.  Beyonce has no qualms about showing off that post baby bod...and killer abs...for the world to see.  And hell, can we blame her?  The baddie's pics from her newest GQ football-inspired shoot are out.  And the chick is whetting everybody's whistle before her big Halftime show at the 2013 Superbowl.

Here's a few highlights from her cover story, where we find out why she's choosing to run her empire her damn self, why she now lets herself to do what she pleases, and why she's getting that old thing back musically from her start in the 90's.

On working her whole life so she could let loose at 30 years old

"I worked so hard during my childhood to meet this goal: By the time I was 30 years old, I could do what I want," she says. "I've reached that. I feel very fortunate to be in that position. But I've sacrificed a lot of things, and I've worked harder than probably anyone I know, at least in the music industry. So I just have to remind myself that I deserve it."
 

On how her career compares to a professional athlete's

"One of the reasons I connect to the Super Bowl is that I approach my shows like an athlete," she says now. "You know how they sit down and watch whoever they're going to play and study themselves? That's how I treat this. I watch my performances, and I wish I could just enjoy them, but I see the light that was late. I see, 'Oh God, that hair did not work.' Or 'I should never do that again.' I try to perfect myself. I want to grow, and I'm always eager for new information."

On how performing gives her life
"I love my job, but it's more than that: I need it.  Because before I gave birth, it was the only time in my life, all throughout my life, that I was lost." She means this in a good way: When her brain turns off, it is, frankly, a relief. After drilling herself, repeating every move so many times, locking them in, she can then afford not to think. "It's like a blackout. When I'm onstage, I don't know what the crap happens. I am gone."

 

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(T-shirt by Topshop, Bra and panties by Agent Provocateur)

QUOTES FROM BEYONCE'S UPCOMING HBO DOCUMENTARY (as reported by GQ)

Talking to herself during a revealing video clip

"Stop pretending that I have it all together.  If I'm scared, be scared, allow it, release it, move on. I think I need to go listen to 'Make Love to Me' and make love to my husband."

Solange on her sister's perfectionist ways

"I have very, very early-on memories of her rehearsing on her own in her room. I specifically remember her taking a line out of a song or a routine and just doing it over and over and over again until it was perfect and it was strong. At age 10, when everybody else was ready to say, 'Okay, I'm tired, let's take a break,' she wanted to continue—to ace it and overcome it."

Beyonce on the inequalities of money between men and women

"You know, equality is a myth, and for some reason, everyone accepts the fact that women don't make as much money as men do. I don't understand that. Why do we have to take a backseat?" she says in her film, which begins with her 2011 decision to sever her business relationship with her father. "I truly believe that women should be financially independent from their men. And let's face it, money gives men the power to run the show. It gives men the power to define value. They define what's sexy. And men define what's feminine. It's ridiculous."

On channeling anger to perform
"I used to like when people made me mad, "I'm like, 'Please piss me off before the performance.' I used to use everything."

 

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(Shirt by Gucci. Panties by Agent Provocateur. Socks by American Apparel. Glasses by Moscot. Top bracelet by Louis Vuitton)
 

On her collaborators:

"I've been working with Pharrell and Timbaland and Justin Timberlake and Dream. We all started in the '90s, when R&B was the most important genre, and we all kind of want that back: the feeling that music gave us."

On songwriting:

"I used to start with lyrics and then I'd find tracks—often it was something I had in my head, and it just so happened to go with the melody. Now I write with other writers. It starts with the title or the concept of what I'm trying to say, and then I'll go into the booth and sing my idea. Then we work together to layer on."

And speaking of Justin Timberlake,  he tweeted that he will be releasing a new song today.  And word has it, both Beyonce & Jay-Z will appear on it.  Stay tuned...

Check out the full story with Amy Wallace over at GQ.

Photog: Terry Richardson
 

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Rihanna it's your turn

Rihanna it's your turn again...LOL
star's picture

C'mon Bey, u DON'T need to do

C'mon Bey, u DON'T need to do sh!t like this to sell records! Leave the thirsty CROTCH SHOTS to the b!tches who HAVE to sell sex cuz they can't sell TALENT!
tori's picture

My point exactly!

My point exactly!
C2C's picture

I keep looking at her hips,

I keep looking at her hips, there's something way off about those damn hips, I just can't put my finger on it. I do realize a lot of this is photoshop, but seems like there might be some injections around the hip area too. Other than that, all that's missing from this ratchet Jezebel is a stripper pole. That's Michelle & Barack's friend...smh...I sho hope Michelle or Barack don't approve of this messy message or take any public pics like these of their own.
Carmen CaBoom's picture

Agree

Agree
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lulitadow92's picture

narcissism at its best

narcissism at its best
Peace Silas's picture

Ya think boo? LOL

Ya think boo? LOL
KimChi's picture

I love this spread. Often

I love this spread. Often times, when a star reaches a certain caliber of celebrity it becomes expected of them to do one type of photo or spread. I think this spread shows that even with all the success and acclaim, Beyonce is still versatile and can do relatively commercial shoots. I also, think it was a play/plug on her upcoming performance for the superbowl. Secondly, she has worked hard to get her bod back post baby so why not show it off. If and when I have kids, these photos will be motivation for my post baby bod. If she can do it, hell I can too. Finally, Beyonce is the ish-point blank period. As much as people try to deny it, she commands attention and pulls you in, just look at all the comments on here. And personally, I agree with her, when you put in the work like she has, you can afford to do what you want. So for all those who dont like it, tough cookies. She has earned it. Keep up the great work Bey! #BeyHive And for all the haters, it is really sad that you have so much negativity in your worlds and even funnier the way you comment as if you know her personally. If you dont like her, dont read the post, dont look at the pictures, ignore her (because in case you didnt know, you do have that choice). I guarantee she wont lose any sleep over you. It would behoove you to find a much more productive use of your time, because hating on Bey will not kill her career and posting how much you hate her only wastes your time and energy!

Not many classy, mature,

Not many classy, mature, successful, educated women really care about her career because we have our own successful careers and families to focus on. What I can say is that I'm VERY blessed that my kid sees me and not some half dressed, barely educated video vixen that happens to know how to sing, as a role model. And in the words of my kid "Beyonce' looks stank in these photos", LOL!! I concur!
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Co-sign. This is NOT what

Co-sign. This is NOT what REAL black women are about. We have come to far to reduce ourselves and be dumbed down to that of an urban Jezebel as our standard. Our little boys and girls deserve better than this kind of grotesque portrayal of the black woman. It's a shame that she's given birth, especially to a girl child. Umph.
Carmen CaBoom's picture

I think Beyonce is at a level

I think Beyonce is at a level of stardom that she should not be doing these kind of pictures. I don't care how pretty her body looks (she is photoshopped alot ) but she does not have to prove anything else at this level in her career other than good music and presentation. The way she presented herself here is like a Black mens magazine booty model or video hoe. She is better than that and I'm disappointed to see that her mental has not caught up with her career. She could have stayed in Houston, doing hair at her mama's salon and took these kind of pics. Smh.
JJFad's picture

AMEN!!! *shaking the

AMEN!!! *shaking the tambourine*
Carmen CaBoom's picture

Jennifer Aniston is an A list

Jennifer Aniston is an A list star and she posed in GQ in only a necktie, Madonna still sells sex after having 2 kids and being A HUGE GLOBAL STAR, Diana Ross went topless before even after having kids! Stop trying to condemn Beyonce all the time and let her do her job! She is not a politician or a religious leader, she is an entertainer. If you look at her videos she is always in a bra and panties, why is this different?
BEEMA's picture

TRUTH *applauds* @beema

TRUTH *applauds* @beema
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Welp I agree w/@jjfad bcuz

Welp I agree w/@jjfad bcuz the comparing sounds ridiculous..I mean Jennifer never had to claim or wanted to be America's Wholesome Sweetheart, she left that at the last taping of Friends!..Now when has Madonna ever NOT been REAL about her sexuality, come on she showed u Raunchy frm day one..and never looked back!!...Its like how dare Diana Ross even mentioned with a Beyonce!..Anyhoo...it is what it is She strived for picture perfect more so than the music, which btw depicts something totally opposite! Maybe that's the reason why her pretentious route is backfiring as unnecessary and most of all FAKE!
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Like Really...I totally agree

Like Really...I totally agree with you...totally!!! It would be great if more black women spent as much washing their bodies as they do showing it off. This is ridiculous and the next calculated move she'll make is to come out looking all innocent and crap like, "What? Did I do that?". She can't have this unpresedented double standard going on and think the world will be alright with it. Either she's going to be a video vixen who shakes her ass or she's going to bea pop singer. I'm confused about where she's taking this.
Carmen CaBoom's picture

Hunny you are taking this

Hunny you are taking this stuff waaaaaay too deep. It's NOT THAT SERIOUS! Take a step back from your computer. Its only a picture. It's not the first and it won't be the last time Beyonce takes sexy pictures- get over it
BEEMA's picture

LLS! Bey u not playin fair! U

LLS! Bey u not playin fair! U killin it and all these bitches mad--just read these comments!! LOL!! They seething mad at u boo!!
BooLuv's picture

When u write a book of hate

When u write a book of hate on a blog u show that u are the pathetic one, not the celeb. Anyway, I like Bey but it seem like she is going down Mariah's road. The older she get the less covered she will be. In a few years her mag/cd covers will be identical with King magazine. I wish Bey would upgrade her music & look. 90% of her music will not be on the radio a generation from now.
Somerknight's picture

How DARE you compare Mariah

How DARE you compare Mariah to this illiterate, baby teeth, burlesque singer! Gtfoh! Mariah has NEVER reduced herself to such TRASHINESS as this and she doesn't have to cause she has REAL talent to speak for itself. Mariah has a beautiful body, but that's for her HUSBAND to see...not the whole world. Mariah is far more classier than thatTxas hillbilly, chickenhead.
Carmen CaBoom's picture

How someone can get that

How someone can get that worked up over someone they have never dealt with is beyond me. A whole book--lol. That's a mental issue of epic proportions.
inmyskin318's picture

Beyonce looks bangin!! Work

Beyonce looks bangin!! Work Bey! Make em mad! ha

I know Beyonce has a lot of

I know Beyonce has a lot of ppl that don't like her but I'm not one of them. She's not perfect, but who is? She's worked hard to get where she is. Theres aloooooooooot of whore bags who are famous who have no GOT damn business being famous. She's absolutely hands down gorgeous. Plus she's talented on many levels. I ain't throwin no hate towards her.
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Please...Who wants to be

Please...Who wants to be blonde "hat headed" like that nasty looking fraud?! Be natural and stop running from what God made you. Imitating Jezebel's daughter isn't the way to be.
Carmen CaBoom's picture

Rena boo...you need your head

Rena boo...you need your head examined. You gon fuck around and pop a blood vessel with all that rage you got hemmed up in you. Clearly your a confused admirer obsesses with B's DNA and the quality of her farts. Something tells me you're a bot or something to get people in the comment's section hyped but you are make the YBF look like the Young Black and Insecure. Good Day!
Marketing Gimmicks's picture

No hate here, the girl looks

No hate here, the girl looks great ... but it is a little awkward that she is so closely affiliated with the President of the United States...She's a grown ass woman, arching her back and posing in her panties -- something about her being so connected with the class exuded by our first lady bothers me --
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THANK YOU! ME, TOO!

THANK YOU! ME, TOO!
Carmen CaBoom's picture

I agree with what most people

I agree with what most people have said, these pics are inappropriate, especially for an entertainer of her caliber. Teenagers and young folks like Rihanna in Seventeen magazine do shoots like this in their underwear. Beyonce has surpassed this look. I understand they were going for a young and playful look but with her body type it comes off looking trashy. Just about every pose in here looks like King magazine.
Crazy Sexy Cool's picture

Exactly and the idea of a

Exactly and the idea of a photo spread like this is so "20-something" for an up and coming movie star!
PinkRose's picture

YOU WACK ASS, PATHETIC ASS

YOU WACK ASS, PATHETIC ASS LYING ASS, FAKE ASS, THEIVIN ASS, DUMMY ASS BITCH!!!!!! I FUCKIN DARE YOU PUT TOGETHER THIS BULLSHIT ASS INTERVIEW LIKE ANY OF THIS SHIT IS TRUE!!!! YOU NEED HLEP BITCH!!! LIKE REALLY??????? LIKE REALLY THOUGH??? FIRST OF ALL YOU DIDN'T GIVE BIRTH SO STOP IT! SOMEBODY ELSE GAVE BIRTH AND YOU STOLE IT AWAY FROM THEM, YOU STEAL BIRTHS NOW BITCH! AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DO WHAT CHU WANNA DO NOW??? BITCH YOU BEEN DOIN WHAT CHU WANTED TO DO EVERY SINCE YOU GOT IN THE GAME CAUSE YO DADDY MADE SURE OF IT! HE PIMPED YOU. YOU WAS A CHECK FOR HIM, AND SOME OF THAT MONEY IS NOW GOING TOWARD A BABY THAT HIS TRIFLIN ASS CREATED WHILE HE WAS WIT YO MAMA! IF HE REALLY CARED ABOUT YOU THE WAY THAT A FATHER SHOULD, HE WOULD HAVE ENCOURAGED YO DUMB ASS TO STAY IN SCHOOL SO YO VOCABULARY WOULDN'T BE LIMITED TO ONLY THREE WORDS LIKE "BEAUTIFUL" "INSPIRED" "I"!!!! I ADMIT, I READ THIS BULLSHIT THAT YOU CALL AN INTERVIEW, AND IT'S DISGUSTING! YOU MUST HAVE USED THE WORD "I" LIKE A MILLION AND ONE TIMES, AND THAT MY DEAR IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY THAT CHU LYING! EVERYTIME YOU GETTING TO SAYIN WHAT CHU DONE, YOU INSTANTLY BECOME A TOMMY FROM MARTIN!!! WHEN HE WOULD SCRATCH HIS BALD ASS HEAD, THEY KNEW HE WAS LYING ABOUT HIS JOB, WHEN YOU GET TO SAYIN I DID THIS AND THAT, BITCH YOU LYING WITCH IS LIKE 99.999999999999 PERCENT OF THE FUCKIN TIME! OH I CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA, I'M SO FORTUNATE, I DID THIS, I ACHIEVED THAT, I WORKS SO HARD, I'M THE HARDEST WORKIN BITCH IN THE GAME, I MADE THIS PERFUME, I CREATED FIRE, I TAP DANCED ON BROKEN GLASS BAREFOOT, AND NEVER GOT ONE CUT, I CREATED WATER, I CREATED THE LIGHTBULB, I CLIMBED MT. KILIMANJARO WIT NO HANDS OR FEET AND MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP, I PERFOMED THE FIRST OPEN HEART SURGERY, NOT DR. SUESS! I CAME UP WITH THE AMBER ALERT IDEA, IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH AMBER GETTING KIDNAPPED AND MURDERED, I JUST WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND SAID TO MY SELF, SELF LETS DO AN AMBER ALERT, I MADE SOFT SERVE ICEREAM SOFT, I SENT HURRICANE KATRINA HOME. SHE MADE HAVE DESTROYED AN ENTIRE CITY, BUT WHEN SHE WAS DONE, I SAID KATRINA GO HOME, I INSPIRED OTHERS TO COME OUT WITH FRAGRANCES EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE MAKIN THEM BEFORE I WAS BORN, I AM THE REASON TEXAS HAVE HORSES, I CREATED DONUTS! I WANTED THEM ALL TO HAVE HOLES IN THEM JUST LIKE MY HEAD!!!!!!!! STUPID BITCH WHAT CHU MEAN WHEN YO BRAIN TURNS OFF IT'S A RELIEF??????? YO BRAIN IS ALWAYS TURNED OFF, IT DIDN'T COME WIT A ON BUTTON BITCH!!!!!! IT AIN'T JUST A BLACKOUT WHEN YOU ON STAGE, YOU WAKE UP BLACKED OUT AND GO TO BED BLACKED OUT! IF A STETHOSCOPE WAS PUT UP TO YO HEAD, A MUTHAFUCKA WOULDN'T HEAR SHIT BUT CRICKETS????? TALKIN ABOUT AFTER YOU GAVE BIRTH THAT WAS THE ONLY TIME YOU FELT LOST????? NO BITCH, SOMEBODY ELSE GAVE BIRTH, AND BLUE BECAME LOST CAUSE YOU STOLE HER ASS!!!!!!! YO WHOLE CAREER IS BUILT OFF OF LIES AND OTHER PEOPLE SHIT! YOU AIN'T GOT ONE CREATIVE BONE IS YO UNSEXY ASS BODY, BUT YET YOU THE HARDEST WORKIN BITCH IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS??????? REALLY????????LIKE THAT'S SO SO DISRESPECTFUL! NOT ONLY TO THE REAL ARTISTS WHO ARE OUT NOW, BUT TO EVERY ONE WHO CAME BEFORE YO ASS AND CREATED AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YO LAME ASS TO GET THE FUCK UP THERE AND DO WHAT CHU DO!!! YOU DON'T WORK HARD AT SHIT BUT STEALING OTHER PEOPLE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU WOULD START WITH LYRICS OFTEN IN YO HEAD??? BITCH YO HEAD EMPTY, YOU AIN'T GOT NO HEAD YOU DUMB BITCH!!! WHAT CHU MEAN YOU WOULD FIND MELODIES??? BITCH THAT'S WHAT ALL THIEVES SAY!! OH I DIDN'T STEAL THIS, I FOUND IT!!! YOU AIN'T FIND SHIT BITCH!!! YOU STOLE IT AND THE COURT DOCUMENTS WILL PROVE JUST THAT WHICH IS WHY YO ASS WAS ALWAYS SETTLIN OUT OF COURT CAUSE YOU KNEW YO LYIN ASS WAS GUILTY!!!!YO SONGS, YO PERFORMANCES, ALL BELONG TO SOMEONE ELSE! HOW A DUMB BITCH GONE CREATE HER OWN SHIT!!!! THEY LIE ABOUT NUMBERS ALL THE FUCKIN TIME, AND SOME OF YOUR AWARDS WERE BOUGHT, SO CUT IT OUT!!!! YOU RIGHT YOU ARE EAGER TO FIND NEW INFORMATION, BUT THE PROBLEM IS, THAT INFORMATION BELONG TO SOMEBODY ELSE!!!!!!!! I REMEMBER YOU SAYIN BEFORE, OH I'M A BUSINESS WOMAN! NO BITCH, YOU DON'T HAVE A BUSINESS, YOU HAVE AN OPERATION, AND A CRIMINAL ONE! YOU HIRE MUTHAFUCKAS TO GO FISHING OUT YOU NEW MATERIAL, MATERIAL THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU, CAUSE YOU AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT EVERYBODY TO BELIEVE YOU ARE, WHICH IS THIS CREATIVE BITCH THAT JUST SO HARD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH! YOU AIN'T SHIT!!!!TALKIN ABOUT I GO IN AND SING MY IDEA????? YEAH RIGHT BITCH, YOU AIN'T GOT NO IDEAS WHICH IS WHY YO ASS BE UP IN COURT FOR STEALIN OTHER MUTHAFUCKAS IDEAS!!!!!!!! DING DING DING! DOES THE FAT GUY IN THE ROBE WITH THE GAVEL RING A BELL BITCH!!!!!!YOU ANNOYING FUCKIN RAT!!!!!! YOU REALLY FUCKED UP AND DELUSIONAL. IN THAT SECOND PIC YOU LOOK DUMB AS FUCK! YOU LIKE, WHY AM I HERE?? AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ON MY SHOULDER?? IT'S PRETTY HEAVY, IT MUST BE A BASKETBALL, AND IN THE FIRST PIC, IF YOU GOT TO WORK THAT HARD AT BEING SEXY, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GIVE IT UP CAUSE BUBBA IT AIN'T THERE!!!! NOBODY BUT PERVERTS, RAPISTS, AND JAILBIRDS FIND YOU SEXY, AND THEY HAVE TO TO GET THROUGH THE DAY! EVERY TIME SOMEBODY COME OUT WIT A ALBUM, YO ASS GET SCARED AND START DOING STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM THEM AND ONTO YOSELF, BUT IT'S NOT WORKING! EVERYBODY WIT COMMON SENSE KNOW YOU A FAKE BITCH, AND AIN'T BUYIN WHAT THE FUCK YOU SELLIN, SO TAKE YO COOKIES AND GO CHOKE ON EM BITCH!!!!! AND YOU SO HUMBLE RIGHT? YOU PAY ANGIE, YOU SISTER AND RANDOM MUTHAFUCKAS TO SAY HOW SWEET AND HUMBLE YOU ARE, BUT YOU UP ON THAT BITCH TALKIN ABOUT YOU DESERVE THIS AND THAT AND YOU THE HARDEST THIS AND BEST THAT! NO WHAT CHU ARE IS A ME ME ASS BITCH!!!!!!NOTHING OR NO ONE EXIST IF IT AIN'T ABOUT BEYONCE!!!!! AND YOU ALWAYS TRING TO CLAIM TITLES! OH I APPROCH MY SHIT LIKE A ATHLETE, SO WHAT NOW? YOU LEBRON JAMES BITCH? SINCE JAY Z WACK ASS LIKE TO THROW HIS NAME INTO EVERY SORRY ASS RAP HE DO???? SO WHAT YOU BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON A BED FOR THE CAMERA, WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONE SAY NEXT? YOU GABBY DOUGLASS???? SORRY BITCH A GABBY DOUGLAS ALREADY EXIST, GONE HAVE TO GO WITH SOMETHIN ELSE! AND FOR R&B TO BE THE MOST IMPORTANT GENRE, YO ASS HAD NO PROBLEM GLIDING ON OVER TO POP TO CATER TO THE WHITE FOLKS YOU CONFUSED MUTHAFUCKA YOU! EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY IS SO FAKE! AND IT SEEMS AS IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YO SISTA NO OTHER TIME BUT WHEN IT'S TIME FOR AN INTERVIEW, THEN YOU WANT HER TO COME IN AND SAY SOMETHIN NICE ABOUT YOU, AND OF COURSE SHE'S GONNA DO IT CAUSE SHE YO SISTA BUT FOR A VERY STEEP PRICE! CAUSE SAYIN SOMETHIN NICE ABOUT YOU, AND GETTING OTHERS TO BELIEVE THAT SHIT MUST REALLY BE HARD FOR HER!!! AND JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T REALIZE IT, I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU DO SHIT, I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU STAND FOR! I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU WRITE AT A FIRST GRADE LEVEL, BUT TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU SO SMART! I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU CARE ABOUT NOBODY BUT YOSELF. I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU STEAL OTHER PEOPLE SHIT, SHIT THAT THEY'VE WORKED HARD ON, NOT YOU BUT THEM! I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU A FAKE BITCH AND THINK IT'S OK!!!!!!!!SO SINCE YO CAMEL FACE, TOO MUTAHFUCKIN OLD TO BE RAPPIN, UGLY ASS HUSBAND ACT AS IF HE RUN NEW YORK, ASK HIM IF YOU CAN BORROW THE MUTHAFUCKIN YANKEE STADIUM SO YO DIZZY ASS CAN HAVE EVERY FUCKIN SEAT IN THAT BITCH, AND DON'T GET UP TIL I TELL YOU TO BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Rena1970's picture

::In my Jay Leno voice::

::In my Jay Leno voice:: "TOP 'HI-5'LARIOUS quotables from RENA1970 on this Beyawnce post!!" #1) 'I CREATED FIRE, I TAP DANCED ON BROKEN GLASS BAREFOOT' "BWAHAHA!" #2) 'I SENT HURRICANE KATRINA HOME' "GENIOUS!!! BWAHAHA!" #3) 'I CREATED DONUTS! I WANTED THEM ALL TO HAVE HOLES IN THEM JUST LIKE MY HEAD!!!!!!!!' "Here's a question, did she create the glazed ones? Because "I don't think she was ready for all that jelly" in the middle. BWAHAHA!!" #4) 'OH I'M A BUSINESS WOMAN! NO BITCH, YOU DON'T HAVE A BUSINESS, YOU HAVE AN OPERATION, AND A CRIMINAL ONE!' "BWHAHAHAHA!!" #5) 'YOU LIKE, WHY AM I HERE?? AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ON MY SHOULDER?? IT'S PRETTY HEAVY, IT MUST BE A BASKETBALL' "I simply can't with this one. BWHAHAHA!" LOOOVE IT!!!
Featherlight's picture

ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pure comedy!!!!
Abri's picture

*standing ovation and several

*standing ovation and several rounds of applause* I totally agree!!!
Carmen CaBoom's picture

Rena-lo♥e I'm not a fan

Rena-lo♥e I'm not a fan either but this is doing the most, baby. Although parts of it were funny (coz I didn't read all of that - who has the time?) you, like Bey, are due for a hiatus.
Peace Silas's picture

NO BITCH THE QUESTION IS, WHO

NO BITCH THE QUESTION IS, WHO HAS THE TIME TO REPLY TO MUTHAFUCKAS WHO AINT TALKIN TO THEY RETARDED ASSES JUST TO TELL THEM THAT THEY DIDN'T READ THEY POST????? YOU AND THAT BEEMA BITCH ARE SOME STUPID MUTHAFUCKAS!!! YOU NEED A FRIEND AND SO DO SHE SO, WHY DON'T THE TWO OF YOU UNITE??????? AND YO STRETCHED OUT ASS PUSSY NEED TO TAKE A HIATUS!!!!! GO GET SOME RECONSTRUCTION DONE!!! HAVE SOMEBODY COME THROUGH AND GIVE YO ASS SOME FUCKIN WALLS!!!!!! AND HOW THE FUCK YO NAME GONE BE PEACE WHEN YOU WERE FUCKIN DISTURBIN IT BY SCREAMIN AT THE TOP OF YO DISEASED ASS LUNGS LAST NIGHT WHEN THE COPS CAME TO GET LIL PEANUT FROM YO ASS CAUSE YOU CHOSE TO DO THE PENNY ON HIS LIL NAPPY HEAD ASS!!! YO ASS BURNED HIM WIT THE FUCKIN IRON JUST BECAUSE HE WAS CRYING FOR A BOTTLE YOU ABUSIVE ASS BITCH!!!!!GO GET SOME HELP FOR THAT SHIT INSTEAD OF LURKIN AROUND IN BLOGS REPLYIN TO MUTHAFUCKAS WHO AIN'T EVEN TALKIN TO YO ASS YOU DELUSIONAL BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Rena1970's picture

I’m sorry….. who’s

I’m sorry….. who’s delusional; me or your hostile ALL CAPS essays about someone who doesn’t know you exist? Obviously YOU need a friend or someone to talk to coming on here posting this mindless drivel. I didn’t disrespect you, I pointed out that all that fuckery makes YOU sound irrefutably certified nuts. You are a stage-five Beyoncé creeper; that is ‘delusional’. Furthermore (since you wanted to take it there) worry about your own Seattle dead fish market vag -- watch out for the seagulls following the decrepit smell. If you were born in 1970 shouldn’t your 40+++ ding dong dumbass be done with shit like this? So what, your life passed you by so now you bitterly and desperately troll on YBF for some excitement? Go back to your obesityhelp and lapbandtalk profiles, because that’s what you and your gallbladder are really mad about. Bish don’t want it with me, if I’mma go in Imma go hard like Weezy, Drizzy, and Young Jeezy. Stand the fuck down. 'post' *click* ☮♥☺!
Peace Silas's picture

Peace Silas, stand the fuck

Peace Silas, stand the fuck up and take a douche, you dumb-dead maggot. Fall up off of Rena 1970. Just because you idolize that booty shaking harlot, that doesn't mean everyone else has to. You are the lowly mf who needs validation in sucking/fucking basic ass folk for free from watching that porn star so don't get mad at Rena for calling it for what it is. You DUMMY!
Carmen CaBoom's picture

I do not idolize anyone on

I do not idolize anyone on this earth let alone this site, unlike you idolizing Rena. If you paid attention you would've read I'm not a Bey-stan either. Stop eating Rena's poison infested box it's affecting your tiny little brain. I know you her mom and all but that grown ass woman don't need you defending her. Piss off and mind your own muthafuckin business like counting them zero dollar bills from that failed hapless 'Closet Freak' book that didn't sell one muthafuckin copy, you Fat Albert looking dumb-fuck! ☮♥☺
Peace Silas's picture

BAM!.............and that

BAM!.............and that "stage 5 Beyonce creeper" was Funny as hell..........ROLLING
star's picture

****In tears****

****In tears****
Abri's picture

Here's some Kleenex; go clean

Here's some Kleenex; go clean yourself up.
Peace Silas's picture

I really think some people on

I really think some people on here need psychiatric help- SERIOUSLY. If you can write 3 pages after seeing 1 picture of someone you don't know then you have SERIOUS MENTAL ISSUES..its no laughing matter...mental illness is real y'all
BEEMA's picture

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!! CLEARLY YOU ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF ATTENTION! YOU HAVE NO LIFE,NO MONEY, NO MAN, NO HAIR, NO HOME, PLENTY OF FOOD YOU FAT BITCH, NO BRAINS, NO WORTH, YOU PRETTY MUCH A USELESS ASS BITCH!!!! I POST AND THEN I LEAVE! YO BIG STUPID GOOFY LONELY ASS FOLLOW ME FROM POST TO POST WIT CHO FLASHLIGHT TRYIN TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK I'M WRITIN, ONLY TO REPLY TO TELL ME YOU DIDN'T READ IT?????? IF YOU HAVE THE TIME TO DO THAT, THEN I THINK YOU NEED TO JUST KEEP YO ROTTEN MOUTH THE FUCK CLOSED!!! HOW THE FUCK YOU GONE HAVE GINGIVITIS IN YO FUCKIN TONGUE YOU TOILET BREATH BITCH!!!!!!! I ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU CAUSE YOU STALK MUTHAFUCKAS ALL DAY EVERYDAY, EVEN WHEN THEY NOT TALKIN TO YO ASS!!! YOU JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO RESPOND TO YOU SO I DID CAUSE I WAS AFRAID YOU WOULD SLIT CHO FUCKIN WRISTS IF I DIDN'TCAUSE YOU ARE JUST THAT PATHETIC!!!!!!! I DIDN'T WANT NOBODY'S BLOOD ON MY HAND ESPECIALLY AN ANIMAL'S YOU FUCKIN WHALE!!!!!!!YOU NEED THIS BLOG JUST TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY!!! YOU NEED TO PRETEND LIKE YOU HAVIN AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION WIT SOMEBODY BUT YET I HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS?????? AND YOU NOBODY AS BITCH, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK I KNOW, BUT I KNOW WHO YOU KNOW, ICE CREAM, TWINKIES, CHIPS, BURGERS, TACO BURRITOS, FRIED CHICKEN WITH EXTRA GREASE!!! WHY DON'T CHU MUTHAFUCKAS GET TOGETHER AND FORM A BAND!!! YOU CAN CALL YOURSELVES THE FUCKIN GREASY BASTARDS YOU FAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPARENTLY, YOU DON'T KNOW NOBODY CAUSE YOU STAY YO TWINKIE BLOOD HAVIN ASS UP IN THIS BITCH SEARCHIN FOR FRIENDS!!! DON'T CHU GET THAT CHU UNWANTED?????? AND BITCH FROM NOW ON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I WRITE CAUSE IT'S NONE OF YO MUTHAFUCKIN BUSINESS!!! THIS IS A BLOG!!! REPLY TO THE POST, NOT ME YOU LAME ASS GORILLA FACE BITCH!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I GOTTA SAY, GET THE FUCK OUT, IT'S THAT SIMPLE. IF I SEE A POST FROM TASHA THAT I WANNA RESPOND TO I'M GONE DO JUST THAT!!!! IF YO WACK ASS REALLY AIN'T READING MY SHIT, THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO REPLY TO ME JUST TO SAY THAT, LIKE WHO DOES THAT????????? YOU A STUPID BITCH!!! OH, HI RENA, I JUST STOP BY TO TELL YOU I'M NOT READING YO SHIT!!!!!! SEE YOU A LITTLE LATER WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ELSE, SO I CAN LET CHU KNOW I DIDN'T READ THAT TOO!!!ABOUT AS DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS!!!!! YOU GO AROUND ASKIN WHO HAS THE TIME TO WRITE ALL OF THIS BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO HAS THE TIME TO STALK MUTHAFUCKAS IN A BLOG ALL FUCKIN DAY!!!! IT WOULD BE ONE THING IF SOMEBODY TALKIN TO YO NON MUTHAFUCKIN FACTOR ASS, BUT NOBODY'S TALKING TO YOU, THEY NEVER DO!! YOU JUST SWING FROM POST TO POST FORCING CONVERSATIONS OUTTA MUTHAFUCKAS!!!! YOU CRAZY BITCH AND PROBABLY SIT THERE IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN WAITING TO HEAR A RESPONSE FROM THE FUCKIN COMPUTER YOU COO COO FOR FRIENDS ASS BITCH!!!!!! GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE!!! PLEASE!!!!!! YOU FUCKIN PATHETIC!!!!! IF YOU NEED FRIENDS THAT BAD, THEN JOIN FACEBOOK BITCH!!!!!! HEAD YO FAT ASS ON DOWN TO TWITTER AND FOLLOW ON THAT AND NOT WHAT THE FUCK I POST!!! NOW THERE YOU HAVE YOU GORILLA SHIT FACE ASS BITCH!!!!!! YOU GAY ASS BASTARD, YOU LONELY FUCKIN HIPPO, YOU THUNDER THIGH AS MULE, YO BALDHEAD CHAP LIP HORSE FACE MR ED LOOKIN ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! STOP RIDIN MY COAT TAIL SEEKIN ATTENTION CAUSE YOU WILL NO LONGER GET IT!!! I WILL NO LONGER RESPOND TO YOU CAUSE YOU NO WHERE NEAR MY LEVEL, AND WILL NEVER BE!! NOR ARE YOU WORTH MY TIME!!!!! SO I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED YOSELF CAUSE IT ENDS HERE!!! I WILL NO LONGER ENTERTAIN YOUR DESPERATE ATTEMPT FOR ATTENTION!!!!!! AND WORDS OF ADVICE, GET RID OF YO BUS PASS BEFORE YOU CALL YOSELF A BEEMA YOU RUN DOWN, FLAT TIRE, RUSTY, NEED A OIL CHANGE AND A FUCKIN TRANSMISSION OUT OF ORDER, FUCKIN 1859 TOYOTA!!!! NOW WHY DON'T CHU RUN ALONG, SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AND GET RAN OVER BY A BEEMA BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! NOW, SINCE YOU DIDN'T LIKE ME WRITING 3 PAGES ABOUT BEYONCE, I PERSONALLY WROTE 3 PAGES FOR YOU, JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE!!! NOW HOW SHALL I SAY THIS POLITELY?????? BITCH GET A FUCKIN LIFE, LEAVE ME ALONE, GO DRINK BLEACH, FUCK YOSELF, THEN FIND YOSELF SOME FRIENDS CAUSE I AIN'T THE ONE!! BY THE WAY GOOD LUCK WIT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rena1970's picture

Lawd, I've laughed MY WHOLE

Lawd, I've laughed MY WHOLE THROAT out...THE WHOLE THROAT!!! I need a throat transplant! Somebody please donate me a throat so I can laugh like this again without risk of suffocating to death! Rena 1970, you need your own show! I promise you, I could laugh at the stuff you say day and night! That damn Beema, his dick or her pussy CAN'T be no damn good cause its lonely, pathetic ass stay in behind random folk on this blog around the clock...lol. I can imagine Beema is some big, funky Precious looking mf who smells like old cooking grease, Purina Puppy Chow, old cabbage and self. It don't douche, don't bathe, don't do shit but fuck with folk on this blog for attention. I bet Beema is a big, nasty, public assistance receiving, overgrown, retarded loser who still lives in its mama's house.
Carmen CaBoom's picture

We both need a Damn throat

We both need a Damn throat transplant cause Im over here SCREAMING....walk away ..think about and SCREAM some more....Damn bitches are cray as hell....LMAO
star's picture

@Rena1970.....these people

@Rena1970.....these people below do NOT understand brilliant comedy!!!!!!! If Chris Rock did this SAME RANT on stage....people would die laughing from a fucking HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bravo. Rena...............
LisaRaye's Subconsciousness™®©'s picture

They sure don't!!!! She's a

They sure don't!!!! She's a GENIUS!!!! *****dying on the floor laughing reading all her posts********
Abri's picture

Exactly!

Exactly!
LisaRaye's Subconsciousness™®©'s picture

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