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So Camel Toe Khia's rant about Trina the other day just wasn't enough for her. This chick went and bought Trina's new cd and decided to post an album review about it--since she didn't want people calling her a "Trina Hater" anymore. She commented on each track, but my brain can't handle it all.  So here's a snippet:

FIRST OFF!!!! LETS START WIT DA ALBUM COVER!!!!! LIKE I SAID B4..... DAT BULLET AINT DA ONLY THANG DATS BEEN IN HER YUCK MOUTH.. AND FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS HER HEAD IS BIGGER DAN HER BODY NOW!!!! SHE LOOK JUST LIKE DAT BOBBLE HEAD ON HER PAGE!!!!!!! NOW DATS ONE THANG DA BITCH GOT RIGHT!!!!!! DAT BLACK DRESS IS A HOT MESS....... SHE LOOKED LIKE A BURNT THIN-IN DINNER!!! ALL I SEE IS RIBS AND BONES.....SINCE DAT PEDIALITE AND ENSURE AINT WORKING. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND.....STEROIDS AND DONKEY MILK!!!! CUZ HO YOU LOOK LIKE U ON UR LAST TRIMESTER.. AND BITCH PLEASE DONT BLAME DAT RAPID WEIGHT LOSS ON DA LEMON JUICE DIET!!! CUZ WE ALL KNOW AINT NO BITCH OUT DA HOOD WILLINGLY LOOSE ALL DAT WEIGHT!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! HO U AINT PARIS NOR NICOLE AND IN DA HOOD, THE BOYS ARE SCARED OF U POINTING AND WHISPERING..... SHE LOOK LIKE SHE GOT DAT THUNDA LIGHTNING!!!!!!!! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!WE GOING INTO THE INSIDE OF THE ALBUM COVER...... STARTING WIT DA FEET!!!! WHY DIDNT YO GLAM SQUAD..... TERRENCE DAVIDSON, MISA HILTON AND NADINEEEEEEEEEE TELL U TO GET A PEDICURE GURLLLLLLLLLLLL! YO FEET IS CRUSTY AND YO WIG IS DUSTY AND YO HEAD LOOK BIGGA DAN YO BODY!!!! WHAT IS REALLY GOIN ONNNN???????? FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS, DIS WAS A BAD TIME FO YOU TO PROMOTE AN ALBUM!!! U SAY IF MINE EVA COME OUT!!! U SHOULDVE WANTED ANYBODY TO SEE U ... LOOKIN DA WAY U DO!!!!!AND DEY NEED TO BE FIRED IMMMEDIATEDLY!!!!! IT LOOK LIKE U BEEN WALKING DA HO SCROLL ALL UR LIFE!!!! BITCH, WASH UR ASS CUZ UR FEET SHOULD BE DA FIRST THANG DAT HIT DA WATER!!!!!!MOVING RIGHT ALONG!!!!!!!

Oh, but there's more...

Purely because I have to perform my gossiply duties: Sources are buzzing that Bigga is jumping the bedazzled broom this Friday (4/4). They have less than 60 days now to actually get married if the reports of them filing a marriage license on April Fool's Day were true. Where did folks get this Friday as the set date? Because they seemed "happy" when they filed the marriage license, both Jay and Bey's birthdays fall on the 4th of a month (12/4 and 9/4 respectively), April is the 4th month of the year, both of them have the number 4 tattooed on their hands, yada yada. I say it's all bullsh*t until they release their very own wedding favor Jay and Bey Wedding Duets cd we all know is coming.

Celebrity photographer Derek Blanks is working on a new book, and here's a sneak peak at his new work of celebrities and their alter egos. Click all pics to see the full size: Kim Porter and the twins. Ciara getting a hold of herself. More celebs when you read the rest...

Da Brat was spotted out and about in London today kickin' it--surprise--in MiMi's entourage: Just when you thought you knew who wore the pants in that relationship friendship. And I see people weren't lying when they said Mariah has her own "fan person". Damn. I'm just mad at the 1985 beads still on the braids. It really about that time Brat.

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Bootz wore this unhot green dress last year at the Who's Your Caddy? premiere. And rocked it again last night at Trina's album release party:

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I don't know if I'm more mad this chick rocked this foolishness twice, or that she looked even worse the second time.

Because The YBF loves to showcase fresh new talent: Anthony David will be the first artist to release an album under India.Arie's new label SoulBird Music. His debut album Acey Deucey is scheduled for in-store release on June 17. Check his first single "Words" ft. India Arie. Click here to listen. Loves it.

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Gremlin Weezy F. Baby is covering the upcoming April issue of VIBE mag. And of course, dude provided some quote worthy material:

Lil Wayne admits his addiction to “syrup” and suffering from withdrawal: “You will literally feel it going in, like Pepto-Bismol shows in the commercial….It pissed me off ‘cause I couldn’t get off it…I can take pain good…but that wasn’t pain I could take.”

Lil Wayne’s response when questioned about his lifestyle: “Don’t judge me until you meet me. And you know when you gonna meet me? Never. So don’t judge me. Don’t worry about my health because…what you doing? And when you tell me what you doing, I bet it ain’t half as great as what I’m doing…I smoke, drink, and…do what, who, and how I want and I’m going to keep doing. And I’ma die the way I want. And that’s that.”

More quotes when you read the rest...