That chick Naomi Campbell is at it again--sans her Blackberry. She was handcuffed and yanked off her British Airlines flight today at London's Heathrow airport thanks to her going crazy behind 3 missing carry-on bags of hers.

Rapper Jim Jones' mom Nancy Jones, who runs Nostic clothing line alongside her son, had a birthday party at NY's Spot Light club last night: Her daughters/Jim Jones' sisters Keisha and Precious were there. And I can't even hate on this woman. She's looking like a dime piece considering her son looks like a chicken grease ball of foolishness.

Celebs were spotted on the Bellmore, NY set of the Notorious movie yesterday: She's the actress playing Lil' Kim. And she doesn't look like herself or Kim right here. And of course, Jamal Woodard is playing Biggie. They almost got him looking like a spitting image.

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Bobby Brown is dropping an autobiography called Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But soon. And in it he's dishing all about his marriage to (and split from) Whitney Houston, drug addictions, career, all that.

"I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice. At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine."

Clearly crack wasn't that wack for those two. More priceless quotes after the cut...

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So Camel Toe Khia's rant about Trina the other day just wasn't enough for her. This chick went and bought Trina's new cd and decided to post an album review about it--since she didn't want people calling her a "Trina Hater" anymore. She commented on each track, but my brain can't handle it all.  So here's a snippet:

FIRST OFF!!!! LETS START WIT DA ALBUM COVER!!!!! LIKE I SAID B4..... DAT BULLET AINT DA ONLY THANG DATS BEEN IN HER YUCK MOUTH.. AND FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS HER HEAD IS BIGGER DAN HER BODY NOW!!!! SHE LOOK JUST LIKE DAT BOBBLE HEAD ON HER PAGE!!!!!!! NOW DATS ONE THANG DA BITCH GOT RIGHT!!!!!! DAT BLACK DRESS IS A HOT MESS....... SHE LOOKED LIKE A BURNT THIN-IN DINNER!!! ALL I SEE IS RIBS AND BONES.....SINCE DAT PEDIALITE AND ENSURE AINT WORKING. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND.....STEROIDS AND DONKEY MILK!!!! CUZ HO YOU LOOK LIKE U ON UR LAST TRIMESTER.. AND BITCH PLEASE DONT BLAME DAT RAPID WEIGHT LOSS ON DA LEMON JUICE DIET!!! CUZ WE ALL KNOW AINT NO BITCH OUT DA HOOD WILLINGLY LOOSE ALL DAT WEIGHT!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! HO U AINT PARIS NOR NICOLE AND IN DA HOOD, THE BOYS ARE SCARED OF U POINTING AND WHISPERING..... SHE LOOK LIKE SHE GOT DAT THUNDA LIGHTNING!!!!!!!! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!WE GOING INTO THE INSIDE OF THE ALBUM COVER...... STARTING WIT DA FEET!!!! WHY DIDNT YO GLAM SQUAD..... TERRENCE DAVIDSON, MISA HILTON AND NADINEEEEEEEEEE TELL U TO GET A PEDICURE GURLLLLLLLLLLLL! YO FEET IS CRUSTY AND YO WIG IS DUSTY AND YO HEAD LOOK BIGGA DAN YO BODY!!!! WHAT IS REALLY GOIN ONNNN???????? FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS, DIS WAS A BAD TIME FO YOU TO PROMOTE AN ALBUM!!! U SAY IF MINE EVA COME OUT!!! U SHOULDVE WANTED ANYBODY TO SEE U ... LOOKIN DA WAY U DO!!!!!AND DEY NEED TO BE FIRED IMMMEDIATEDLY!!!!! IT LOOK LIKE U BEEN WALKING DA HO SCROLL ALL UR LIFE!!!! BITCH, WASH UR ASS CUZ UR FEET SHOULD BE DA FIRST THANG DAT HIT DA WATER!!!!!!MOVING RIGHT ALONG!!!!!!!

Oh, but there's more...

Purely because I have to perform my gossiply duties: Sources are buzzing that Bigga is jumping the bedazzled broom this Friday (4/4). They have less than 60 days now to actually get married if the reports of them filing a marriage license on April Fool's Day were true. Where did folks get this Friday as the set date? Because they seemed "happy" when they filed the marriage license, both Jay and Bey's birthdays fall on the 4th of a month (12/4 and 9/4 respectively), April is the 4th month of the year, both of them have the number 4 tattooed on their hands, yada yada. I say it's all bullsh*t until they release their very own wedding favor Jay and Bey Wedding Duets cd we all know is coming.

Celebrity photographer Derek Blanks is working on a new book, and here's a sneak peak at his new work of celebrities and their alter egos. Click all pics to see the full size: Kim Porter and the twins. Ciara getting a hold of herself. More celebs when you read the rest...