Sigh. In the ultra predictable and PR contrived news of the day, Young Berg has released an “apology” to all women about his ignorant comments from the other day. {Click here if you missed the original drama} And honestly Young Berg, we still don’t give a damn. But for all you who might, here’s a snippet of the transcript:

“I want to apologize to every woman across the world,” Yung Berg told AllHipHop.com. remorsefully. “I would never want to offend any women of any race because I love women so much. You can tell by the music that I make that women mean the world to me. My mother is a lovely dark skin lady…I’m totally sorry and hope I didn’t offend any of my fans that have love for YB.”

You can catch the full video apology here. I don’t believe you Young Berg. You need more people. I would have had more respect for you if you stuck by your words since you definitely meant them. You get another “Bitch Please!” for wasting another 30 seconds of my life I can’t get back.

Oh, and the same goes for you Polow Da Don. He was quoted in an Allhiphop.com interview that “black women need to get their s**t together, period, point black. And if you’re in denial of that, you are part of the problem.” And the “statement” he just issued:

“I never said I don’t date black women. If you can ever find that anywhere I got $100, 000 for you.”

Womp womp.

As if there wasn’t already enough foolishness coming out of all these “Young” and “Lil” rappers’ mouths, this dude Young Berg thought it was kosher to talk ish on the radio recently about how black women, esp. those with a deep brown skin tone, aren’t dateable for him because they just don’t look good enough.  He wants nobody darker than him. *going to check my calendar to make sure this is 2008*  Check the audio:

 
How old is this dude and why is he allowed to speak?  Where is his publicist?  I suggest they cash in those wack ass hollow chains of his for the $200 they’re worth and buy his ass a class at the local community college.  It really can’t hurt at this point.  And I dare somebody to fix their fingers to type “What’s so wrong with what he said?”  Because if you don’t get the problem with this ignorant mess, there’s nothing I can do for you. And did this negro say a “pool test”?  B*tch please.

 
By the way, Young Berg has officially joined the ranks of Bobby Valentino and a couple others who will likely never see the light of day on YBF ever again for making degrading statements such as these.  Now sip on that…

UPDATE: Young Berg’s wack ass apology has been posted here.

Tiffany Pollard, b.k.a. New York, is back on our tvs for her new show called New York Goes To Hollywood.  It premieres August 4 at 10/9c on VH-1 of course.  And basically it’s a spin off of I Love NY where Tiffany’s on a mission to find out if she can make it in Hollywood.  I already know the answer but apparently VH-1 wants to make an entire show out of the obvious.  The real question here is whether Sister Patterson’s hairline is returning. Get your computer screen wipes ready as the H.B.I.C. gives us the foolywang material that is her promo shots:

Both Marilyn Monroe and Judy Garland are turning in their graves right now.  Girl stop it. 

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But I can’t find my sock….Lamb Chop lookin’ girl.  Point em out, point em out, point em out….

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People with sense and my loyal readers know I never entertain foolishness from other sites who decide to talk ish about me and YBF because those “sites” can’t handle what I do. And because I know certain sites are really trying to catch a defamation suit, I’m going to do them a favor and school everyone who is slow to the game of blogging to a couple things. This post is not just in reference to a one time issue, but it’s a rampant problem happening on several occasions with certain bloggers across the net. Just because a “source” sends your site information, DOES NOT MEAN you were the only site to receive it. Especially if you’re too lazy to check the CC’d list of all the sites who were sent the info. For example, here’s the cut and pasted e-mail sent to me about the Alicia Keys story.

from *******
to ybfchic@gmail.com,
date Sun, Apr 27, 2008 at 12:26 AM
subject the real reason why mashonda is leaving swizz beatz
mailed-by gmail.com

hide details Apr 27 (3 days ago)

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this is just a post but i know even more facts. akeys is fucked up and a certified homewrecker

LADY JEI Permalink Reply by LADY JEI 1 day ago
Ok, now here’s some info that I am MORE than sure ya’ll have NEVER heard.

I placed about 10 guys to work security at various museums around the city. Well in January, one who was placed in MoMA told me he saw on a Sunday afternoon Swizz Beats and …..ya’ll ready. Alicia Keys all hugged up with hardly any security. Because they were in a roped off part of the museum. I was like dayummmm!!! He said and this wasn’t the first time they had come to the museum on a Sunday.

So when I saw that A Keys was getting married on July 4th, I knew that was some bullshit. LOL!!! And he did produce 2 records for AKeys too. Ummmmmhmmmmm.

But you ain’t heard that from me.

Smooches,
Lady Jei

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

And the followup e-mail after I probed for more info:

from ****
to YBF Chic ,
date Sun, Apr 27, 2008 at 7:17 PM
subject Re: the real reason why mashonda is leaving swizz beatz
signed-by gmail.com

hide details Apr 27 (2 days ago)

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well, i know she showed up at his bday party back in sept at a vegas nightclub ,with her so called fiance ,krucial but very valuable sources say that when the cameras werent looking she was playing him (swizz) very close, and krucial actually sat alone while swizz and alicia partied together. alicia knows mashonda they were signed to the same record label and she knows they just had a baby together, shes just reckless. swizz is no better but hes obviously star strucked. he even went on tour with her last month to france and spain.one of her roade reported seeing them in restaurants and hotels. mashonda has been there from day one i remember vibe saying she slept on the floor with him before he made it. i also know women that akeys use to fuck with , so i guess shes just confused and that explains her recklessness. ill keep u posted, this is just a shame for the black husband and father, the baby was only 8months old when this started.

Why did the story posted here seem like it was word for word from multiple other sites (and many of which posted the story after I did)? Because the exact same e-mail was sent to each site. *Gasp* Shocker. It happens often, trust. But I’m sure you’re too busy being mad right now to post up that same e-mail that hit your inbox as well. Or actually-don’t. I’m sure it helps your royal wackness sleep at night thinking that you’re indeed wack and not even on people’s radars only because YBF is stealing stories from you. Really though, save that ish talking for other sites who truly do cut and paste from other sites and have no problem doing so. If you’re going to talk ish at least say something you can’t be easily proven wrong about. Next time don’t be b*tchass and approach me about first and I can save you some embarrassment. But I guess b*itching and moaning in a post on your site without man’ing up and coming to me directly first will lend you 10 more readers. So I’m not mad. I do find it funny that everyone knows who those certain people are but instead, sites (who have been here long before 95% of these other “black entertainment sites”) want to accuse the other sites who are NOT “stealing” anything. A lack of common sense and the quickness to accuse both show how mad certain people are at themselves for not getting the shine they really want. So there. I hope I helped you get a few more readers by entertaining this. It’s the least I could do. I know certain folks are throwing up on themselves right now just mad because they can’t handle this. Feel free to send me a birthday present tomorrow as a Thank You. And thanks for the free publicity.

XOXO,

YBF

Look at Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter III album cover that I know Sheliniqua from down the street thought was real “ka-yute”:

{Thanks icedotcom via Amazon}

Are we really putting tattoo images on baby pics (even your own) for “symbolic purposes” now? He and whoever else thinks this foolishness is ok gets a B*tch please from me.

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I typically wouldn’t give a damn what Shitney Spears has to say, but since she’s talking ish about B, I know some folks would love to hear it.  Sources are reporting about her comments about the Grammy night’s performers, and all the ish talking she had for Beyonce and Amy Winehouse:

About Beyonce’s widely acclaimed duet with Tina Turner, Britney reportedly quipped, “Too bad she can’t dance as good as Tina –who’s old enough to be her grandmother!”

Even though Amy Winehouse looked sober and clean, the former princess of pop reportedly said of Winehouse’s much-anticipated performance via satellite from London, “Look at her! Look how stoned she is! She is so obviously stoned!”

Source

She also clowned B on how much she “tossed her hair” during the duet. Seriously? That grammar school education and mentality is really shining through right now. I’m just going to blame all this cattiness on one of her multiple personalities who forgot about that foolywang material she calls her 2007 VMA performance, her crackish ways, and her weave.  B*tch please Britney.

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Oh and it’s the double edition of B*tch Please too…

Cap’N Coonery is back. And this time he’s got his own sitcom that’s going to be called “Under One Roof” on MyNetworkTV:

Flav plays Calvester Hill, a former convict who moves in with his wealthy, conservative brother, Walter (Kelly Perine). Calvester turns the Hill family’s life upside down, parading his old prison cronies through the house, teaching his nephew to be a gangsta rapper and butting heads with Walter’s snooty wife.

Clearly these tv networks think dozens of chicks who look and act like they just crawled with their acrylics out of an onion filled dumpster and are competing to slob down Flavor Flav just ISN’T a sitcom in itself. Why must the foolywangery continue peoples? So MyNetworkTV: B*tch please.

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I’ve refrained from giving much publicity to the ignorance that is Dog The Bounty Hunter since this whole Kramer Part Deux went down.  And mainly it’s because getting up in arms about what one has to say about my race has grown to be pointless in my opinion and just not on my list of things to do.  HOWEVER,  dude hit up Hannity and Colmes last night with the foolishness.   And this man chocked up his N-word throw around session to not knowing what the word meant and thinking he was “black enough” to say this ish.  Whatever that meant.   According to the NY Post:

The blond-haired bounty hunter explained last night that he thought his prolific use of the N-word was OK because of a bond he shares with the black community. He said that in the wake of the recent uproar it has caused, “I now learned I’m not black at all.”

And he sobbed on the show last night:

“I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I’m not. I didn’t really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people. There’s a special connection that I thought I had between me and black America. And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’

“In other words, my whole life I’ve been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that…so when I stood there and said, ‘I kind of know what you feel like, because I’ve been there, too,’ that I felt that I could embrace and like, as brothers…say the word. I now learned I’m not black at all, and I never did it out of hate. This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, ‘Boy, who does Dog think he is? Dog can say that.’ And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me. So, I went too far with that.”

You need more people Dog.  He should have had his PR person do the talking since that person did a hell of a job with that letter to Al Sharpton a few days ago.  People who give excuses…lame ones at that…and insult my intelligence are at the top of my sh*tlist.  His plea may have made more since had he not been on tape spewing the word in a hateful tone.  And if several members of your family weren’t coming out now about your constant racist remarks about Blacks and Hispanics.  I would have had much more respect for this dude if he would have said “Yeah I said it….And what?”  I really need for folks to man up to the ish they say these days.  Because honestly it’s more insulting when the sob stories, lies, and lame ass excuses follow.  So Duane “Dog” Chapman…b*tch please.