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Landon Brown Is Stuntin’ Like His Daddy

Natasha — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:13:59 +0000

In the skankalicious news of the week, Bobby Brown’s son Landon Brown is telling media sources that he and Lindsay Lohan got it poppin’ a couple years ago. In a bathroom. Over a toilet. Nasty asses…

Apparently, he and Lindsay got “real close” a couple years ago and were “dating”. But, their actual first meeting was her following him into a bathroom after she saw him at a party:

“I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

Source

And even after they “split”, Landon’s still saying he wouldn’t mind ~~tappin’ that~~ hooking up with her again. Skanktastic.

Pick Up Your Face Kim Porter

Natasha — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:22:48 +0000

Well look who Diddy was all EXTRA boo’d up with at 2:19pm on Mother’s Day in Central Park:

The folks over at G Style caught these two lovebirds in action and claims it is def Assie herself. And if that ain’t Assie I don’t know who is. Apparently Diddy and Assie (Cassie for the newbies) were caught checking out street dancers around Central Park on Sunday. Now I, along with lots of other folks, have been saying since day 1 Diddy must be tappin’ that to give her non talented lil self a record deal. And I’m not even saying they had to be gettin’ it poppin’ exclusively with each other. But I dare somebody to say these two are “just friends”. I don’t know about you but I don’t spoon in public with my “friends”…or at all.

I put 5 on it Kim Porter is calling an Essence writer right now to dish some more sob stories. Especially because her and Diddy, who are supposedly “broken up”, were have been all boo’d up for the past month–holding hands everywhere, going to dinner and lunch, spending that extra QT together–without the kids. But oh damn well. Assie is taking this f’in for tracks thing to a whole other level now. And is that a baby bump in that second pic…or just wind? Hmmmm…things just got real interesting at the Bad Boy offices….

Cue the Youtube PR statement from these two. Y’all know how they like to give “statements” via the Tube. *side eye*

Breakups To Makeups

Natasha — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:07:44 +0000

So Ray-J’s still tappin’ Whitney?:

Sebastian (SCB)

The two were spotted arriving/partying at/leaving Compound nightclub very much together in the ATL last night. I guess Whit couldn’t stay away from all the ~~sex tape antics~~ “canoodling” Ray-J is known for. Meanwhile, dude has the #1 album in the country. Go figure.

And word is rampant that Kanye and Alexis are definitely dunzo. And it doesn’t help Alexis hit up an event last night ringless. A source who has a close professional and personal relationship with the formerly engaged couple tells The YBF the two have indeed been on rocky terms for a while now and Kanye has been fed up many times. He’s also been known to vent his frustrations to whatever people around him at the time. But as for an official split, the source isn’t perfectly sure it has come to that just yet. We’re still working on getting the official word from at least one half of the couple….

Chrianna’s At It Again

Natasha — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:01:06 +0000

The lovebirds who say they aren’t lovebirds–sounds way too familiar by the way–were spotted out and about together in NYC all last night. Chris Brown and Rihanna were spotted hitting up Whatever Tattoo parlor and then Rihanna’s friend’s birthday party later on:

And ya girl Rihanna even got her starry tattoo extended:

I wonder if Chris extended the star tattoo on his neck too. Don’t act like it’s something he wouldn’t do. More pics of the two when you read the rest…

Rihanna was spotted right before getting her tattoo:

I see she let her BFF rock those same shoes later on.

And then later changed into her party clothes to hit her friend’s b-day party…with Mr. Brown following later acting like they didn’t come together:

And after the party:

Those two have this separate picture taking skill down to a science. All night, they never walked closely enough to be photographed together. But they surely were spotted leaving the party together and heading back to their hotel room together.

Splash News

WTF Wayne, Nivea, & Fanny?+It’s A Wrap For Remy Ma+Dru Hill Is Picking A New Member+Rihanna Finds A New Color

Natasha — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:35:32 +0000

I guess the rumors about these two were right. Look at the f*ckery that hit up Club Noir in Atlanta last night:

Not only did Lil Wayne and Nivea make a boo’d up appearance together, but they did it looking like foolywang material. Boo.

Elsewhere in the ATL last night, Fanny was spotted partying it up at Luckie sans her boo Young Dro:

Chick looks straight kidnapped.

Pics source: Alltheparties.com

Not loving a damn thing about this H.A.M.alicious look Fanny.

Photog: East/Reuters

A few hours ago Remy Ma was convicted by the New York State Supreme Court on 4 counts of assault-two counts of first-degree assault, attempted coercion, and criminal possession of a weapon to be exact. This is all a result of her involvement in the club shooting of her friend Makena Barnes. Now’s a fine time to say “Girl I was just playin” to Lil Kim about all those diss tracks she had for her recently. Because Remy is indeed going to need a few pointers on how to keep her weave looking tight and right in prison. No need to let the weave upgrade go to waste now just because the trial is over. Anyways, Remy’s facing up to 25 years in prison. Yeah, good luck with that.

Oh look, Rihanna’s found a new color to rock at last night’s benefit concert in Chicago:

Pic source: Getty Images

And that’s the most clothes I’ve seen this chick perform in in a while.

Um, WTF?:

Bump that Girlicious Pussycat Doll ish. This mess right here should have been a reality show. Damn you CW for being wack. I wonder if all of Dru Hill will hit up the radio morning show again for Part 2 of some tang-tastic divatude drama…for newbie initiation of course.

The Randomness:

The L.A. Times has officially issued an apology for their wreck of a lie/story about Diddy having involvement in Tupac’s murder. Womp womp.