Real Housewives SMACKDOWN!: Lisa vs. Kim

Some serious drama is about to pop off on the upcoming “Real Housewives of Atlanta” Reunion Show. If you’ve been watching this foolishness, you’ll know that Kim Zolciak–mistress of a married multi millionaire–is the messy wino who believes she’s actually 29 and really believes she can sing. Chick sounds like a dying hyenna. Anyways, Lisa Wu Hartwell–ex wife of Keith Sweat and current wife of an injured NFLer–is usually the busy bee social butterfly who gets along with everyone. But all hell broke loose at the reunion show taping when Kim popped off at the mouth and called Lisa a crack whore and insulted her kids. Hot damn!
Lisa hauled off and slapped the botox out of Kim’s face on camera and almost gave her a full on beatdown. Why am I loving this already? Lisa says even though she comes off as nice and sweet, don’t underestimate her fiestyness. And apparently, all this drama started with a threatening voicemail Kim left on Lisa’s phone. You can hear it here. The reunion show airs in a couple weeks and Bravo BETTER not cut out the juiciness. Oh the fabricated drama!
By the way, the cynic in me would say all this is to get ratings for a season 2, but the OC ladies are starting back in a couple weeks instead. So who knows.
















tamarastarr
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:24 pm | Reply | QuoteI hate Kim!!!!!
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:25 pm | Reply | Quotebeat that ass Lisa!
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:25 pm | Reply | Quotetamarastarr wrote:
you got me again!
T2B
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:26 pm | Reply | Quotetop 5?
tamarastarr
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:26 pm | Reply | QuoteServes her right, i hope she gets slapped again… ole trollop
milldill@hotmail.com
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:26 pm | Reply | QuoteKim….her name should be SHIM for that voice and that jaw line…
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm | Reply | QuoteCrackwhore? Really Kim? Kim really needs to stay in her place.
☆ Lola A♏ ★
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm | Reply | QuoteShuckin’ and Jivin’ wrote:
I know that’s right! The CCC and I were just talking about this shit. NeNe and Lisa both should get her. I think she has gotten too comfortable with Big Poppa and ATL
Kay is hoping everyone is sane and in their right state of minds this morning!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm | Reply | QuoteI have tried many a times to watch that show, but I just can’t get over the chick’s egos…….But I do love to see a beat down when one is due…
Oatmeal Thick yet Ethiopian Hungry
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm | Reply | QuoteI can;t stand that damn Kim—Go Home! Ugly!
Miss GQ
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm | Reply | Quotei heard tasha talkin bout this on hot 97 this morning..
good for bitch ass KIM
tamarastarr
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm | Reply | QuoteShuckin’ and Jivin’ wrote:
Aaaww, not on purpose! LOL
SxyKole *Obama Stan #4*
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm | Reply | QuoteTeam Lisa, thats what kim gets always talking ish and can’t back it up ha ha
Miss GQ
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:28 pm | Reply | Quotetamarastarr wrote:
me too..she mad two-faced
Chi City
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:28 pm | Reply | QuoteHonestly if you took all the makeup off and that bogus weave and cut them boobs down, Kim WOULD look 29…. TEam Lisa!
nychele
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:28 pm | Reply | QuoteYea Lisa should whoop that ass….I bet Kim wouldnt say blacks folks and chicken again in the same sentence.
☆ Lola A♏ ★
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:28 pm | Reply | Quotetamarastarr wrote:
Miss GQ
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:29 pm | Reply | Quote☆ Lola A♏ ★ wrote:
yup..Ne Ne shuda got a kick in at least..
SxyKole *Obama Stan #4*
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:29 pm | Reply | QuoteHey Ya’ll think they are going to show that when it airs?
☆ Lola A♏ ★
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:30 pm | Reply | Quotemilldill@hotmail.com wrote:
You don’t have to put your email in your name…unless you just wanted it like that
rainywaters~THE ONE AND ONLY**I'M HAPPY AND SO IN LOVE WITH LIFE!!!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:30 pm | Reply | Quotewooooooow gets headphones to listen..
countrygyrl #13 ~ act like you got some "do right" in ya! mmmk, thanks!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:30 pm | Reply | QuoteDamn…now I’m going to have to watch all the shows to get caught up. This sounds interesting!
Dame("Rosa sat so Martin could walk, Martin walked so Obama could run and Obama is running so we all could fly."~Jay z)
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:31 pm | Reply | QuoteI can’t WAIT to see this but not Lisa she looks like she wouldn’t hurt a fly, I guess I shouldn’t let the niceness fool me.
Miss Quinn
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:31 pm | Reply | QuoteKim is a HAM! I like the show, but she upsets my stomach
countrygyrl #13 ~ act like you got some "do right" in ya! mmmk, thanks!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:31 pm | Reply | Quotedid Lisa used to smoke crack?
Oatmeal Thick yet Ethiopian Hungry
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:32 pm | Reply | QuoteChi City wrote:
NEVER! NEVER will she look 29! She didn’t look 29 when she was 16!
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On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:32 pm | Reply | QuoteTEAM LISA!! Kim gets on my nerves and that producer must be getting paid hella money to meet with her knowing she can’t sing! Does anyone notice how hard he tries not to laugh when she sings?
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:32 pm | Reply | QuoteMiss GQ wrote:
and crackwhore? Lisa seems put together before all the ladies, so where did she get that from?
♥Ms. Toya♥ Obama Stan #2
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:33 pm | Reply | QuoteGood Afternoon Ladies…
Kay is hoping everyone is sane and in their right state of minds this morning!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:33 pm | Reply | QuoteDoes Kim really think just because she pulls her wig back to the middle of head to show her hair line, we think it’s hers….I hate that barbie wig…if you can spend $1600 on a LV bag for your 12yr old, you can invest in some high quality hair…..
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:33 pm | Reply | QuoteOatmeal Thick yet Ethiopian Hungry wrote:
lmfao. I bet. By the time shes fifty, shes gunna look like she should be getting buried soon.
♥Ms. Toya♥ Obama Stan #2
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:33 pm | Reply | QuoteOatmeal Thick yet Ethiopian Hungry wrote:
Gor-Jus
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:33 pm | Reply | Quotelisa is the only one i like. cant stand that darn deshawn. as some of yall been calling her Big Shawnie! :0
lias03
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:33 pm | Reply | QuoteI LOVE this show, it bests to be a season two. Anywho, Lisa is a genuine person on that show and I would love to see her smack Kim back into reality. Kim is as fake as her face, hair and age and needs to be put in check. Her true colors came out when she dissed Ne Ne to be friends with Sheree. I wonder will she be able to maintain this lifestyle since her and Big Poppa are having drama.
rainywaters~THE ONE AND ONLY**I'M HAPPY AND SO IN LOVE WITH LIFE!!!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm | Reply | QuoteOH MY GOODNESS..
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On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm | Reply | QuoteDid anyone see how Bethenny from the real housewives from NY said the Atlanta housewives show reminded her of Cribs? I hate her and her jaw too…
usclover
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm | Reply | QuoteLMFAO!!!
Kim shoulda stayed friends with NeNe, at least she woulda helped her… Sheree aint gonna fight for her!! LMAO..
that’s what happens when white people get too comfy!!
Chi City
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm | Reply | QuoteAnd NeNe did confirm a season 2…..
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm | Reply | Quote♥Ms. Toya♥ Obama Stan #2 wrote:
hey toya
countrygyrl #13 ~ act like you got some "do right" in ya! mmmk, thanks!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm | Reply | QuoteShuckin’ and Jivin’ wrote:
right I don’t watch the show but I did catch it once or twice. She doesn’t strike me as a crack anything.
SO WHAT!!!!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm | Reply | QuoteWhop that trick, whop that trick!!
nychele
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm | Reply | QuoteWell I heard Big Poppa isnt black….but he is married, one of big poppa sons hangs out with Brody Jenner.
That Kim is fake like a three dolla bill. My opinion she stop being NeNe friend because I think, NeNe was too ghetto than start sniffing up Sheree’s ass…because she felt she wasnt ghetto….
Pinkflame1983 (Michelle O Stan #01)
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm | Reply | QuoteI watch the show, I must admit. The characters are poor excuses for women except NeNe. Yes it’s entertaining but it is also sad.
Sarah
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm | Reply | Quotecant wait to see
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:36 pm | Reply | QuoteChi City wrote:
thank goodness. Love that show, lol
rainywaters~THE ONE AND ONLY**I'M HAPPY AND SO IN LOVE WITH LIFE!!!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm | Reply | QuoteShuckin’ and Jivin’ wrote:
she said she was smoking cig for 15 years..okay so you been smoking 19 cig a day since you was 14..come on kim..she look about 45 to me..
Mz. Keyes... "......And later on..I'm eating some more Popeye's Chicken...with Mr.Keyes and Sai is gonna chill wit TJ!!!!!!!!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm | Reply | QuoteMan, I see I missed alot!!! I did not get to watch the episode on Tues. but I’m sure there will be re-runs on Sat!!!
I’m speechless.. I thought Lisa had Kim’s back when she told Sheree about the “song”!!!!
I gotta catch up!!!
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm | Reply | QuotePinkflame1983 (Michelle O Stan #01) wrote:
I think Nene, Deshawn and Lisa are decent. Sheree is a bitch who looks down at everybody and Kim is a racist fake whore. LOL
New Mommy Nicky B.
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm | Reply | QuoteHa! She just messed with the wrong one. Lisa is just as sweet as she can be but when you start messing with someone’s kids…its a whole different ballgame and the claws or boots (for ass kickin) come out.
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm | Reply | Quoterainywaters~THE ONE AND ONLY**I’M HAPPY AND SO IN LOVE WITH LIFE!!! wrote:
WOW, Fifteen years? She should be thinking God she isn’t dead!
Fro-tastic
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm | Reply | Quotelias03 wrote:
It is pretty damn sad that she just sits at home and waits for a check from Big Poppa. Hope she was putting some money to the side, if not I guess it is back to the Cheetah Club for her
Mz. Keyes... "......And later on..I'm eating some more Popeye's Chicken...with Mr.Keyes and Sai is gonna chill wit TJ!!!!!!!!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm | Reply | QuoteSarah wrote:
Hey lady..or shall I say beautiful songstress..NO HOMO!!! I added you!!!!
I hope this is the same Sarai!!!!
nba961
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:39 pm | Reply | QuoteI will be watching this foolishness in two weeks. SMH! They better bring the ATL ladies back instead that NY group.
Kay is hoping everyone is sane and in their right state of minds this morning!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm | Reply | QuoteWhat is the chicks name who has the salon in the basement? And the one that is going thru her divorce??? I have a little info/gossip on those two….
NewbagNcoupe
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm | Reply | QuoteAll this is for more ratings . If they get more ratings it will be season 2. Kim lying stating that her and big poppa broke up but they haven’t . They do all this stuff to make us crave for a second season. I think Kim was A STRIPPER and that’s how her and NENE met .
SxyKole *Obama Stan #4*
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm | Reply | QuoteMz. Keyes… “……And later on..I’m eating some more Popeye’s Chicken…with Mr.Keyes and Sai is gonna chill wit TJ!!!!!!!! wrote:
Oh yeah, Please catch up…
Danielle - Breathe, Stretch, Shake...Let it Go.
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm | Reply | QuoteI’m just amazed that Lisa went off and slapped The Dragon Lady upside the head!! Kudos to her!! I mean, thats a big b*tch! I heard a rumor that Kim & Big Poppa split up…maybe this put her into a Menopausal state of mind and that is the reason she started talking out the side of her neck. I mean, the heiffer is already delusional, stating that she is only 29. If she’s 29, then Barry Manilow is Black. End of story.
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm | Reply | QuoteFro-tastic wrote:
seriously, because Big Poppa isn’t leaving his wife for Kim and if/when she finds out, Kim is done for. I know ya’ll saw A Family That Preys
nychele
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm | Reply | QuoteI got some interesting tibbet’s from Bravo.com blog section.
they say the reunion is going to be off the chain. Bethanny for NYC housewives blog’s about the show…but she has nerve, she was so wanted to be married and have kids, she was about to loose her mind.
NewbagNcoupe
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm | Reply | QuoteWe know the so-called quite girl “Sheree” is in the middle of all this . That broke angry bitch is soo sneaky
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm | Reply | QuoteKay is hoping everyone is sane and in their right state of minds this morning! wrote:
Deshawn and Sheree?
SxyKole *Obama Stan #4*
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm | Reply | QuoteKay is hoping everyone is sane and in their right state of minds this morning! wrote:
Deshawn and sheree
*stopthemadness*
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm | Reply | QuoteWho cares that show is HORRIBLE and all them chicks need to be ashamed for even signing up for that bullshit!!!!
Miss GQ
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:42 pm | Reply | QuoteShuckin’ and Jivin’ wrote:
word..this has been the best one..
i wonder if lisa gonna be on season 2
countrygyrl #13 ~ act like you got some "do right" in ya! mmmk, thanks!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:43 pm | Reply | QuoteHas anyone read their blogs on bravo’s website!!!! Straight comdey and the chicks leavin them messages are goin hard on them!!!! Hilarious!!!!
mmschel (my real name, my real gravi, I'm a scorpio & today's my B-day.)
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:43 pm | Reply | QuoteHot diggy!!! I get back right on time, with a good post for my b-day! Cuz I can’t stand Kim!!! Hooker lives in a townhouse with those chunky monkey kids, smoker breath and tacky wig. *(although the townhouse is bangin, but not for 600-G’s.)
SxyKole *Obama Stan #4*
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:43 pm | Reply | Quotecountrygyrl #13 ~ act like you got some “do right” in ya! mmmk, thanks! wrote:
How was the mall?
Shuckin' and Jivin'
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:43 pm | Reply | QuoteMiss GQ wrote:
oh yeah, her husband got signed to the oakland raiders?
mmschel (my real name, my real gravi, I'm a scorpio & today's my B-day.)
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm | Reply | QuoteMiss GQ wrote:
Not if her husband don’t get a contract. lol Besides they’re going to the OC where them heffas do it real big.
Christin~Bey/Barack Stan #0.13875555555464813213 & a Diva (The Female version of a hustler)/I'm going to be depressed the rest of the week because Rainy's gone :(
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm | Reply | QuoteSxyKole *Obama Stan #4* wrote:
Hey girl
SxyKole *Obama Stan #4*
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm | Reply | Quotemmschel (my real name, my real gravi, I’m a scorpio & today’s my B-day.) wrote:
LMAO on *chunky monkey kids*
nba961
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm | Reply | Quote*stopthemadness* wrote:
I guess you didn’t get picked to be one of the cast members? jk…it’s horrible but it’s funny as hell.
Kay is hoping everyone is sane and in their right state of minds this morning!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm | Reply | QuoteShuckin’ and Jivin’ wrote:
OK, my cousin that lives in the ATL has a friend that use to work for DeShawn and said he left after two weeks, cause she is truely a BITCH that can’t handle her house (but you can see that from the show) and Sheree does not have it popping like that…all that shopping she does is ONLY for the show..She can’t afford half that shit she buys…and she will not get in the millions from her ex like she claims…
mmschel (my real name, my real gravi, I'm a scorpio & today's my B-day.)
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm | Reply | QuoteShuckin’ and Jivin’ wrote:
They let him go in Sept. It didn’t make the show though.
audie
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm | Reply | QuoteSorry Kim but you are dried up and burnt out. Why does it seem like she has a problem with all the married ladies?
SxyKole *Obama Stan #4*
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm | Reply | QuoteChristin~Bey/Barack Stan #0.13875555555464813213 & a Diva (The Female version of a hustler)/I’m going to be depressed the rest of the week because Rainy’s gone
wrote:
Heeeyyy, How you doing?
Mrs.Cornell "Nelly" Haynes Jr
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm | Reply | QuoteI love this show!!!! Kima and Shree are the fakest bitches ever. Kim should have stuck with Nene at least she would have had her back while Lisa was kicking her ass.
jenni
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm | Reply | QuoteHot DAMN my fav show. LET THE DRAMA BEGIN!
Tishy
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:46 pm | Reply | QuoteLMAO!! THAT’S WHY BARBIE GETS SHEREE AND KIM ARE MESSY!!!! IF SHE’S THAT’S SCARED SHE SHOULD TELL “BIG POPPA” TO HIRE THE SECURITY SHEREE HAD AT HER BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! LOL
Christin~Bey/Barack Stan #0.13875555555464813213 & a Diva (The Female version of a hustler)/I'm going to be depressed the rest of the week because Rainy's gone :(
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:46 pm | Reply | QuoteShuckin’ and Jivin’ wrote:
Hey S & J…Rainy, I spoke to you in the last post. How you durin?
countrygyrl #13 ~ act like you got some "do right" in ya! mmmk, thanks!
On Nov 14, 2008 at 1:46 pm | Reply | QuoteSxyKole *Obama Stan #4* wrote:
Hey girl!
The mall was terrible. It was a million kids there for what reason I don’t know. I could’ve sworn today was a school day. I couldn’t even get nothin to eat b/c all the lines were mad long.
I did get my copy of Midnight, which I will be reading this weekend. And I did get a peppermint mocha frapp…Bangin!!!