FOOLYWANG MATERIAL: “Celebrity Protector” Quween
So the celebrity stalking homeless lady who’s always popping up in celebs’ paparazzi shots in L.A. finally landed a job. Well apparently her name is “Quween.” The folks over at Funny or Die have labeled her the “Celebrity Protector” since she tends to harass celebs for money–all in exchange for getting them through the mounds of paparazzi in the streets of L.A. Even if they never asked for or wanted her help. Why oh why is this semi-real commercial one of the funniest yet saddest things I’ve seen in a minute? Check it.
And for back reference, we just talked about this chick on this post.

















OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:05 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Lmao!! That lady is so serious too
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:05 pm (Quote) | Reply |
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:06 pm (Quote) | Reply |
WOW?! But was she really homeless? If she was, then honestly I am happy she is getting money for her pockets. I can’t knock her hustle.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:09 pm (Quote) | Reply |
SHE’S NOT PLAYIN FOR REAL….lol
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:09 pm (Quote) | Reply |
LMFAO!!! Pah-sah-rahzi!!!!! wth, you can not be this serious!!!!!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:09 pm (Quote) | Reply |
I can’t breathe!! “Hell naw, letters and words! Hell naw!” I hope she got paid…
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:13 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Coonery at its finest..this isn’t funny
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:14 pm (Quote) | Reply |
chick needs to use that lil money and get her a bra!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm (Quote) | Reply |
lmfaooooooooooo frankie about to get a run for her money
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:17 pm (Quote) | Reply |
This joint is too hilarious! I’m in tears! I’m…I’m…I’m
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OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:18 pm (Quote) | Reply |
FRANKIE come get y COUSIN!!!
LMAO @ THIS HOT ASS MESS ___________________________________________________
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:18 pm (Quote) | Reply |
I just can’t.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:22 pm (Quote) | Reply |
That ish was too funny!! I can’t stop crying!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm (Quote) | Reply |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! dat getup she got can be her uniform. hell we in a recession yall betta get like her n get on ya hustla. n e way u can get paid.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm (Quote) | Reply |
This looks like a skit from the Dave Chapelle show….
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Only in America
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:25 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Yes that is Frankie’s long lost sister!! I am dead laughing at this ish!!! lmao Ummmm all I can say is she better get a check and in a couple of weeks she better at least have her a bra and a lacefront!!! Something
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:26 pm (Quote) | Reply |
“Queen on the Scene” is what TMZ calls her and she is so damn serious.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:26 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Hot damn! LMAO
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:27 pm (Quote) | Reply |
you know what- i dont think its funny-it actually hurt my heart-as black people-to me white folks making fun of her-like they used to do in the past and had us dress like monkeys… so hell no its not funny-i find it wrong they did this. seriously-i know it was her choice-but come on..she can work for her money-but i wish in a better way!!! smdh
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:27 pm (Quote) | Reply |
WOW……”Passarassi People”…….LMAO
Frankie better watch her back she has some stiff competition now….
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:28 pm (Quote) | Reply |
i cant believe dat jus happened in real life.
____________________________________________yep…im dead
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:29 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Ahahahahahaha! she said “pushin’ pass pap-sa-rawci!” Lady, plz don’t kill me, LOL!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:37 pm (Quote) | Reply |
They are about to exploit the hell out of this lady and the sad part is, she is about to let them.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:39 pm (Quote) | Reply |
AHAHA im still laughin! ” I’LL BLOWIN THAT SHIT FUCKIN UP” can this bitch even speak!!!
NOTICE HOW she got on a money scarf on her head! BITCH U KNOW U AINT GOT NO MONEY!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:43 pm (Quote) | Reply |
lol
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm (Quote) | Reply |
LMAO.. I’m not sure if I should have been as entertained as I was by this, but that was hilarious
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm (Quote) | Reply |
don’t nobody can exploit you. this aint slavery no more! bitch exploits her goddamn self by axin money for things she be doin without people axin her!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:47 pm (Quote) | Reply |
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This ish just brightened my day, I swear!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:48 pm (Quote) | Reply |
You are so right, but this is hella funny.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:51 pm (Quote) | Reply |
I heard that too!!!!!! PAHSS-PAH-RAH-SEE, Lahdamercy, hilarious!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:51 pm (Quote) | Reply |
damn you “be” needing a spell check
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:52 pm (Quote) | Reply |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 4:55 pm (Quote) | Reply |
and a grammar check
OnMay 28, 2009 at 5:04 pm (Quote) | Reply |
5 NEW BLACK EYED PEAS TRACKS!!! Click on my name (Mileka) to listen/download!!!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 5:06 pm (Quote) | Reply |
She reminds me of this crackhead that asked me for some money one day when I came out of the gas station….
I told her no…and she called me a “broke bitch”!!!!
WTF….
OnMay 28, 2009 at 5:17 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Sham…Effing…Wow…!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 5:20 pm (Quote) | Reply |
I am very disappointed the blogger of this website chose to continue the clear exploitation of this BLACK woman. I did not find this funny or entertaining in the slightest, it’s actually kind of sad someone would take the time to fail at attempting to make a joke of a woman who is clearly allowing herself to be exploited, it’s actually quite offensive. I also found the post to be hypocritical considering the blogger of this site chooses to post her blogs, no matter how intrusive the topic may be, about the lives of people who are famous. Just because an exploitative video was made about this woman doesn’t make it okay or cool for this site to join in on the lunacy.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 5:28 pm (Quote) | Reply |
where is her other earring?
OnMay 28, 2009 at 5:31 pm (Quote) | Reply |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ pasasarasi is too damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haahahahhahahhahahhahhaaaa
OnMay 28, 2009 at 5:33 pm (Quote) | Reply |
That is the least of her worries….
OnMay 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Let’s pray y’all…
OnMay 28, 2009 at 5:57 pm (Quote) | Reply |
this was funny as he11!!
and some of you people need to chill out and stop trying to find fault in everything.
this lady is a crackhead and is probably going to continue to be on crack whether or not she’s on camera so we might as well get some kind of entertainment out of it.
now, if i had a choice i wouldn’t want her to be a crack head but as rick james once said “cocaine is a he11 of a drug” and i’m sure crack is every worse so she is done for. so let us get us get a little laugh and hopefully the people at funnyordie or putting a little change in her pocket.
and if after reading this you still disagree with me and think that what is happening to this lady is wrong then why don’t you get your a55 up from the computer, ’cause it’s so easy to complain about sh1t behind a computer screen, and go find this lady, move her into your house, and help her get clean otherwise shut the he11 up!!!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 6:19 pm (Quote) | Reply |
err if she is homeless I guess she logs on the computer to check her email from the local library?
OnMay 28, 2009 at 6:21 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Quween remind me of my lesbian aunt, Uncle Bridgette
OnMay 28, 2009 at 6:32 pm (Quote) | Reply |
That was funnii as hell..i rarely “laugh out loud” in a literal sense on these blogs, but Uncle Bridgette wuz funnii as hell! lol
OnMay 28, 2009 at 6:35 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Quween, is that you girl?
OnMay 28, 2009 at 6:37 pm (Quote) | Reply |
OMG…it’s funny and sad…IDK if I should laught though…but, at least she got a job. I hope they paying her…
OnMay 28, 2009 at 6:38 pm (Quote) | Reply |
LAUGH…maybe not!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 6:50 pm (Quote) | Reply |
@ IT”S FUNNY
“this lady is a crackhead and is probably going to continue to be on crack whether or not she’s on camera so we might as well get some kind of entertainment out of it.”
WTF????????
Are you serious?
You sound like a frickin retard! I hope you don’t got nan one crackhead in your family, stupid bitch.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 7:06 pm (Quote) | Reply |
what’s up with the one earring
OnMay 28, 2009 at 7:11 pm (Quote) | Reply |
I tried not to laugh at this foolishness but it’s like a train wreck; you don’t want to see it but yet you can’t look away. When she was shewing away the words, letters, alphabets, then I had to laugh out loud. Sorry, I tried to hold it in. SMH. Why, my people why? I agree with another reply that said, “coonery at its finest!”
OnMay 28, 2009 at 7:25 pm (Quote) | Reply |
HAHAHAHHAH ROTFLMAO, Crack lady going straight to JAIL…
OnMay 28, 2009 at 7:31 pm (Quote) | Reply |
“Cocaine is a hellava drug”………….Rick James
OnMay 28, 2009 at 7:40 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Anyone notice she only has ONE earring on? LMAO! This is a trip.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 8:18 pm (Quote) | Reply |
This is funny but its obvious that she isn’t homeless, she just on her hustle.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 8:42 pm (Quote) | Reply |
THAN KEEP YO DISAPPOINTED ASS OFF THIS FUCKIN SITE. NOBODY ON HERE GIVIN A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT, JUST KEEP IT MOVIN……..IDIOT.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 9:09 pm (Quote) | Reply |
I’m sorry but that shits funny…heehee
OnMay 28, 2009 at 9:17 pm (Quote) | Reply |
WOWWWW….
———————-FLAT LINE——————–
OnMay 28, 2009 at 9:25 pm (Quote) | Reply |
BAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People looking at me like Im crazy right now. One the funniest sentences ever!!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 9:39 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Wow, this is crazy!!! She reminds me of Frankie!!!!! This sad yet hilarious!!!!!!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 9:41 pm (Quote) | Reply |
I don’t think that this is coonery at all. She is who she is- I see this lady in Beverly Hills all of the time and she is sooo forreal. She is the true meaning of a “happy homeless” person in LA (and trust there are many) I dont even think she’s on drugs, but yes she is a little special though. But, As you see the celebrities are not scared of her, She knows exactly what she is doing. For those who don’t know Beverly Hills is full of “crazy folk” of all colors and cultures. And they blend right in the rich folk. Thats just LA culture
OnMay 28, 2009 at 9:41 pm (Quote) | Reply |
I’m so mad you actually said “ax” not ask. SMDH.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 9:46 pm (Quote) | Reply |
And for those who see her as being exploited PAH-LEAZE this lady gets her hustle on everyday, she knows what she is doing, she smarter than a lot of people, even though she’s not book smart. She probably has more money at the end of the day then those who work at 9-5. She has to do what she has to do in order to eat. At least she’s not selling her ass!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 10:16 pm (Quote) | Reply |
hell nawh letters and words….got damn say no mo!!! QUWEEN on the muthaeffN scene…watch yo back alphabets….tragic!!!!
OnMay 28, 2009 at 10:42 pm (Quote) | Reply |
YBF you are so late, TMZ has been talking about her for months.
OnMay 28, 2009 at 10:51 pm (Quote) | Reply |
I CANNOT DO IT TONIGHT! NOT TONIGHT. LMAOOO
OnMay 28, 2009 at 10:58 pm (Quote) | Reply |
yeah they do be tripping sometimes LoL - had ur ass puzzled…
OnMay 28, 2009 at 11:09 pm (Quote) | Reply |
WOW…LMAO…can someone please tell me what a POP-SA-ROSSI is?
OnMay 28, 2009 at 11:50 pm (Quote) | Reply |
I would have told the crackhead..damn right!! If you knew I was a broke bitch, what the hell you ask me for money for? *blank stare* Now that’s plain crazy…crazy bitch!!! I’d be making his or her ass get the hell away from me ASAP. They got jokes..I do too. Treat their asses like telemarketers, and they will leave you alone..guaranteed!!!
OnMay 29, 2009 at 12:11 am (Quote) | Reply |
Whether you found it offensive or not, the shit was HILARIOUS to most of us. I ain’t even got the time to knock her hustle. We don’t know her to know if she is a crackhead, alcoholic, etc (Only she and God know that). But I do know one thing. She is a has met more celebrities than I ever have or ever will for that matter and at this moment she probably has more money in her pocket than me too lol…Times is hard and Quween is on her grind. This may even end up leading to bigger & better things for her. If the roles were reversed and she was white, we wouldn’t be hearing all this yammering on about her being exploited, etc. It would probably be considered a genius move, so stop complaining and just enjoy the hilarity of skit. It’s just a scripted skit…Chill
OnMay 29, 2009 at 1:30 am (Quote) | Reply |
Wow she reminds me of whoopie on the view!
OnMay 29, 2009 at 1:40 am (Quote) | Reply |
Hope queen gets her SAG card
OnMay 29, 2009 at 1:41 am (Quote) | Reply |
WOW she can’t even say paparazzi! That heffa is HILARIOUS
OnMay 29, 2009 at 2:24 am (Quote) | Reply |
Crack Cocaine is one hellava drug.
OnMay 29, 2009 at 2:26 am (Quote) | Reply |
Dead at Frankie’s cousin ___________________
OnMay 29, 2009 at 3:57 am (Quote) | Reply |
Well you don’t have to come back to the site to view anything else she posts.
OnMay 29, 2009 at 3:58 am (Quote) | Reply |
This whole post just made me weak! Hell nah. & DEAD @ “FRANKIE come get yo cousin!” && “Quween remind me of my lesbian aunt, Uncle Bridgette” ROTFLMFAO! This is too much smdh! And that chick from American Idol (ain’t she one of the judges?) just know she wrong for this foolery- Hope she don’t think she getting ‘cool points’ from black folks with this commercial HA! and on my momma yo how much you wanna bet Frankie and Quween REALLY DO know each other for real??? LMAO! wow….
OnMay 29, 2009 at 6:20 am (Quote) | Reply |
Laughter in the morning feels wounderful. I hope she cont’d to get paid at least she is making her own way..She is naturally funny (as the poster mentioned above) you never know where this may lead her in the future.
Have a good day~!
OnMay 29, 2009 at 8:55 am (Quote) | Reply |
I had to watch it again, im sorry this is hilarious!!!!! She is Frankie #2 for real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too damn funny!
OnMay 29, 2009 at 10:49 am (Quote) | Reply |
hahaha-LMAO! That happened to me to, except I was @ the post office & she told me “f**k u”!
OnMay 29, 2009 at 11:04 am (Quote) | Reply |
Well there you go. Some people just create a niche for themselves. She just have to remember we are laughing with her not at her, all teh way to the bank lol.
OnMay 29, 2009 at 2:02 pm (Quote) | Reply |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAH
PASSARAZZI??!!! GET OUTTA HERE LETTERS AND WORDS!! LMAO
I DIED LAUGHING
OnMay 29, 2009 at 2:35 pm (Quote) | Reply |
LMAO…”Watch yo back alphabets!!” Had me ROLLING!! My co-workers probably think I’m losing it.
“Pos-ser-razzi”…I don’t even know what that means!! LOL
OnMay 29, 2009 at 3:06 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Exactly…I’m not laughing…its offensive actually.
OnMay 29, 2009 at 6:21 pm (Quote) | Reply |
L-O-V-I-N-G you Bebe Zahara Benet!! When does the new season start??? I will so be glued to it!
OnMay 29, 2009 at 7:59 pm (Quote) | Reply |
This is either the funniest shit I’ve seen all day or a sad indictment of what happens when pop culture, the internet, and semi-literate black folks collide… I wish Icould stop laughing, though!! “Awww, HAY-ULL NAW alphabets!!” LOL!!
OnMay 29, 2009 at 8:00 pm (Quote) | Reply |
This is either the funniest shit I’ve seen all day or a sad indictment of what happens when pop culture, the internet, and semi-literate black folks collide… I wish I could stop laughing, though!! “Awww, HAY-ULL NAW alphabets!!” LOL!!
OnMay 30, 2009 at 5:19 pm (Quote) | Reply |
passarassi LOL OH MAN
i see this chick on tmz all the time. she too damn funny too damn funny to be broke
OnJun 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm (Quote) | Reply |
Yes, this woman was seriously homeless. She is ALWAYS outside the parking structure in Beverly Hills on bedford. She used to sit outside and ask for money but was never pushy or weird. Apparently now she has found a niche that can only happen in La La Land. Good for her.
OnJun 10, 2009 at 8:58 pm (Quote) | Reply |
that so called commercial is funny!