frankiestage: Glad Tiger is alright. But something isn’t adding up. News of his affair has been all over the place, so that’s probably up in the mix. And leaving at 2/3 am? What’s up with that? Plus that hydrant was just a few feet from his garage (pic on TMZ), so to even get up to 30 mph, he would have had to have gunned it.

Ok, if I was married to Tiger, I would just buy an Island, some expensive real estate in NYC and Malmo and some jewels. Buy a mink …floor length and go to Racheals night club dressed in head to toe expensive ISH with some trusted girl friends…buy tonnes of Christal…dance the night away. Buy some drinks for some random ppl and leave…stone cold sober.

Move some millions to my account off shore and go to a sauna.whats the point of beating the dude up?

Some ppl say not all men cheat blah blah blah. They Lie and are living in another planet. Like Disney ha ha … some rare humans and animals do not cheat but they are RARE. Go watch BBC Animal planet..so they can break it down for you.Penguins mate for life…that is a fact. So, Ladies you better get a Penguin or a Swan.

Human’s cheat so the better u get with the programme and not get surprised like Elin running around with a Nine Iron.

I bet it was not a 9 Iron but it sounds good.

Tiger better get those bloody Lawyers to clean this ISH up.Your Dad would not be proud right now

Tiger- injunctions available under Part IV of the Family Law Act 1996:

Elin asks him about the other chick get pissed off and attacks. She tears into his handsome face. He tries to get her off. She goes for the golf clubs near by… he is defending himself and get some cuts on his arms and hands. He face is bleeding.

Elin beat him repeatedly with the 9iron on his head …Tiger is blinded by his own blood cant see or defend him self accurately.

He struggels to find the keys, gets to the car with the Wife screaming abnd shouting the odds. He gets into the car and locks all the doors. Swedish wife cant get in and gets more aggitated. She hits the nine iron on the window and the car door. Luckily, the window is bullet proof so she cant crack it …she keeps knocking anyway. Tiger tries to drive away and hits the hydrant and with all the beaten he gets he cant see where he is going. Its like escaping from Jason on Friday the 13th, he tries to drive away from the house but he crashes into the neighbours drive way/garden.

Yeah, i know I should work for HBO he he lol

They should have taken the Swedish wife to the Cop shop and sent a press release to CNN. Thats what I would do if I was Nike Lawyers or Tiger’s Lawyers.

Tiger better get a black lawyer…this story can turn very quickly especially if there is a blonde cheer leader lookalike involved.

I mean…she is was not even beaten and Tiger STILL goes to the police station…Tiger u black and u better call me.I am a lawyer almost as go as OJ’s lawyer.

Change the locks of your house
Put out a protection order or injunction against Ms Elin
Take your kids away from your wife
Start divource proceedings
Remove Elin’s name from all money and property related documents.
Go on Oprah and tell the world Elin is Nuts and cannot raise your kids as she is mentally disturbed.
Play on your clean image and keep telling ppl u did not even touch her when she hit your upgraded SUV.
Tell the world she is the new Chris Brown

I give u this advice for free…ok, I am not a lawyer but I watch CSI so listern anyways he he

If u do not take it. You have to blame yourself