So OC Weekly caught up with Weezy to talk about his new involvement with the High School Musical 2 CD: Non-Stop Dance Party. He says he wants to start pulling a Kanye and appealing to the suburban kids. So he’s teaming up with HSM star Zac Efron on some tracks. And apparently Zac is staying in Wayne’s guestroom while they bang out that ish. Speaking of banging out, Zac emerged mid interview:
“What’s up, my nigga?” Efron says, giving Wayne a pound, a hug, and then, to my astonishment, a full-on kiss, reminiscent of the one Wayne famously gave his surrogate father Baby last year.
Damn. First his daddy now his boy. The only thing more surprising than this ish is the lyrics to one of their tracks so far:
On “All for One,” Efron sings the chorus—“Everybody all for one, a real summer has just begun! Let’s rock and roll and just let go, feel the rhythm of the drums. We’re gonna have fun in the sun!”—while Wayne raps: “I’m a dog, you’re all a bunch of fleas on my dick. Driving a Jag, er, like my name was Mick. I’m so sour like cream with chives, and my sperm will make your face break out in hives.”
Seriously? So Wayne wants to dip in the prepubescent pockets of Jan and Timmy and this is the way he does it? Dude needs to put the styrofoam cups and laced blunts down. ASAP. Trina is somewhere praising the gods Weezy dumped her ass because this crazy ish would turn a sista into a post-Bobby Whitney.
UPDATE: Apparently this was all a satire put on by the OC Weekly. But how hilarious is it that 99% of the people wouldn’t put a situation like this past that dude Weezy? Ha.
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