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New Music From Foxy B.+Reader Submitted Foolishness

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Foxy Brown Fox Boogie has a new single out. Check out "Lights Go Out": [audio:foxybrown.mp3] She may want to think about kicking it in Rikers for a bit longer for some more publicity...because these new singles aint cuttin' it by themselves. And since I get non-celeb foolywang material way more often than I should...Reader Submitted Foolishness is the newest feature here at The YBF. Loyal YBF reader Angelia sent over this foolishness involving a life sized wedding cake version of a real bride : WTF weddingcake-3.jpg wedding-cake2.jpg wedding-cake.jpg My people my people. Just because your wedding cake designer says they graduated top of their class at Jerry Curl Jerome's Cake Design school does NOT mean you should hire them to perform this foolishness. Different does not equal fabulous. Stop it. The Randomness:
  1. Pharrell says NERD's next album drops next March or April...and it's all about pretty girls.
  2. Angie Bassett's on her way back to the big screen.
  3. Where y'all at Team Melanie? Don't forget "The Game" tonight. Yessir.
  4. "Nip/Tuck" Season 5 kicks off October 30th @ 10p est on FX.  Hells yeah.
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If da cake is ugly then da

If da cake is ugly then da bride must b Ugly also
Dicole's picture

Foxxy is still on top, Pay no

Foxxy is still on top, Pay no attention to a bad photo. we all have them. She is still hottt. And spits fire every time. Trust me
the one's picture

While this may or may not be

While this may or may not be a cake any of us would want, you cannot take away from the fact that the woman who made this cake is truly an artist!! If she was able to make this cake, she could make any kind of cake one could imagine. For sure, this is not my personal taste, but I am fascinated by her skill level and I think that at a minimum, we should acknowledge that.
Sylvia's picture

My people can we learn to

My people can we learn to acknowledge something different and not tear down our own. While this may not be your idea of an ideal wedding cake, you do realize it's not your wedding and you didn't pay the bill. Because you are unable to grasp things outside of your small mind does not make it wrong. You should be focusing on the skills that was necessary to create a lifesize cake. How many of you can make a cake outside of that box you buy at the grocery store? This is a black entrepreneur that is working with the skills God has blessed her with. She is showing our youth that if you put your mind into something you can do it. Other than teaching our youth how to hate on our own race......What are you doing??? How many people sit and read your comments and want to have a small mind like you...hopefully not many!
Another Level's picture

LOL...She has her mouth so

LOL...She has her mouth so wide, because she needs to hear herself.
mamaD's picture

What the hell? That's just

What the hell? That's just ridiculous...H.A.M alert.
Hip Hop Ruckus Crew's picture

That other 'bride' is also

That other 'bride' is also known as a 'Junior Bride'. Look a little closer that is a little girl, and the 'Junior Groom' is standing next to her.
I Understand's picture

at least the husband will be

at least the husband will be the first person to eat her,lol. (im sorry
nikaboo's picture

foxy is back!! the radios

foxy is back!! the radios will love her new song!! the black britney spreas
STARR*'s picture

I'm a baker and this cake

I'm a baker and this cake took a lot of time and effort to make and put together, however just because you know how to do something, doesn't mean you should. This is the tackiest MESS I have ever seen in my life and I've even made a few tacky cakes in my day but when you know better you do better. The Cake looks like a corpse and I wouldn't want any.
Sista Ivd's picture

Natasha u know that's your

Natasha u know that's your sister. stop playin.
mom's picture

LMAO...only black people

LMAO...only black people would do some *hit like that...WOW
Oakstar's picture

[quote comment="5517"]Yeah, I

[quote comment="5517"]Yeah, I was about to say. Ya'll didn't notice that that was the cake and not another person in that one picture? Hey, it's ghetto but it's creative as hell and I know I've never seen anything like that, EVER!!![/quote] I don't think that's the 'bridecake', it's arms are down by it's side. The pic shows an outstretched arm, covered in lace....however, kudos to creativity.....
lexy's picture

[quote comment="5615"]Lauren

[quote comment="5615"]Lauren needs to breathe easy. Marriage is not the issue here. Stay focused. It's a cake and it's tacky, period. I will say, the cake decorator was on point. More importatnly, aren't you supposed to save the top of the cake for the first anniversary? Imagine having to open your freezer and looking at that for a whole year!![/quote] Seeing that head in your freezer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BigSexxy510's picture

Ok folks....the wedding was

Ok folks....the wedding was in Texas...and U know we do everything big in Texas...if that's what she wanted for her wedding so be it! Why so harsh? Be nice. I've been married 10yrs..and no my cake didn't look like that..but to each it's own. We are all different in many ways...that's what makes us all special. God Bless. Peace and Love.....all the way from Dallas Texas
chel's picture

[quote comment="5692"][quote

[quote comment="5692"][quote comment="5475"]Why didn't she put the purple bar over the cakes eyes?? LOL[/quote] LMAO![/quote] LMAOOOO..I thought the same thing..hahaha.. But on another note..She's getting married and definitely blessed!
Beautiful Blue Eyed Angel's picture

Sory

Sory
Ashlet's picture

I'm laughing so loud imma get

I'm laughing so loud imma get fired any minute now...whoa
ohnoudient's picture

[quote comment="5475"]Why

[quote comment="5475"]Why didn't she put the purple bar over the cakes eyes?? LOL[/quote] LMAO!
LeeLee's picture

@ keiranzma "..that cake is

@ keiranzma "..that cake is still crispy as hell." Girl, you had me in tears
ohnoudient's picture

Making me wonder where yall

Making me wonder where yall been hanging. Contrary to what you believe, massa been allowin us to get married for a while now....lol
ohnoudient's picture

not me...dont care what the

not me...dont care what the occasion is, the creator of that cake should rethink the one that looks like the wife or the husband or any of the attendees. roflmbbao why are yall so happy b/c black folks are getting married? This is new? yall r funny today. whew...let me get up off da floor
ohnoudient's picture

it's wonderful to see that

it's wonderful to see that black folks are still getting married and having children "after the wedding". I don't like the cake for myself as that is not my style. however, the creator of the cake has real skills and I hope her business will increase . I can assure you that if you folks saw some white person or some black "star" with that cake , y'all would be standing in line to place your orders! :-)
renee's picture

Well, um. I have a dad

Well, um. I have a dad (married to my mom for 48 years before he passed), a husband of 8 years and a 3 year old son. And that cake is still crispy as hell. and if my future daughter in law came stepping up thinking she was gon' have some corpse cake like that at my son's wedding, well, there would be PROBLEMS.
keiranzma's picture

LOVES the idea of RSF -

LOVES the idea of RSF - Reader Submitted Foolishness. LOL Like my dad says, "My people, my people!" LMBO. HILAR.
Maria's picture

U MEAN TO TELL ME SOMEBODY

U MEAN TO TELL ME SOMEBODY TOOK THE TIME OUT TO STACK ALL TAHT ISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GOT TO B KIDDING ME. AND WHAT TEH HELL IS FANTASIA DOIN AND WHO SAID SHE WAS SEXY IN THAT SUIT. TO EACH ITS OWN
pretti nikki's picture

U MEAN TO TELL ME SOMEBODY

U MEAN TO TELL ME SOMEBODY TOOK THE TIME OUT TO STACK ALL TAHT ISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GOT TO B KIDDING ME. AND WHAT TEH HELL IS FANTASIA DOINAND WHO SAID SHE WAS SEXY IN THAT SUIT. TO EACH ITS OWN
pretti nikki's picture

first of let me say how nice

first of let me say how nice it is to see colored folks get married! Congrats! But that cake really scares me, for some reason it was like looking at her in a casket. You know it's suppossed to be her but she looks so fake and waxy. Gives me the creeps! lol@ the purple bars- why put the bar over the human bride and not the cake bride? They got the same face, I'm still gonna recognize her and speak if I see her in the streets
TampaDiva's picture

Well LAUREN!! I am married

Well LAUREN!! I am married and so were my parents and so are all of my cousins and the vast majority of my friends. So, do I have your permission to say the cake was God awful!!!?? I don't think anyone said it was terrible that they got married, but that the cake is ugly and it is. Further; there are MANY of US who are not living the baby daddy, baby momma drama life. I think it speaks more to the kind of people YOU have surrounded yourself with. I have a lot of girlfriends who are getting older and want children but refuse to have them out of wedlock and I also have male friends who are not married and have NO children by choice. As for the happy couple; if they are both tacky then it won't matter!! Congrats to them.
The Lavatory Lady's picture

2 funny @angelia

2 funny @angelia
ohnoudient's picture

I love the Game!!!! I thought

I love the Game!!!! I thought the t-shirt Derwin had on was cute, Team Melanie!!!
Sapphire's picture

Wtf??????????????? My ppl, my

Wtf??????????????? My ppl, my ppl what in the hell to the naw is happnin here? What amazes me is she is posing next to that ugly ass cake. Foxy look like she could give a pit bull a run for its money. Them ain't no ordinary choppers there roflmbao
ohnoudient's picture

Oh My! That cake is horrible!

Oh My! That cake is horrible! absolutely horrible
Ceci's picture

[quote comment="5499"]Maybe

[quote comment="5499"]Maybe that other person is a junior bride, or whatever they call that excuse to dress a little girl up at someone else's wedding. Why can't flower girls and ring bearers be enough?[/quote] Yea I think that's a little gurl in the first pic!...But uh..yea that cake is def SCARY! What would u do if u walked into a dark room and that cake was GLARING at you?? Half ya'll would b scared as sh*t..LMAO! The Foxxy song is aiight...and I really liked her...thought she had a chance to really make it and show lil kim's ass a run for her money, but she fell off...she just too "hood" for the rap game....LOL! That was a joke, but she really had a good chance tho...smh @ Foxxy!
MzPurp's picture

Dang, as if the the bride

Dang, as if the the bride aint' ugly enough! Seriously, did Dude show up? Me, I would have kicked myself in the azz running in the opposite direction.
DeezNutz's picture

That cake has to be the most

That cake has to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen!! It almost looks like a dead person.
Kimberly's picture

I didn't even bother to

I didn't even bother to listen. She's trash and so's her music
DeezNutz's picture

This is Angelia. No I didn't

This is Angelia. No I didn't attend this mess of a wedding! I don't even know these crazy people and if I did I surely would have told them HELL TO THE NAW DO NOT TOTE THAT MESS IN THERE. It made my day yesterday so I thought I'd share the foolishness. And for those of you happy she has a man and getting married, that wasn't the point. The point....LET'S ACT LIKE WE HAVE SOME DAMN CENTS :O)on a daily basis and on the SPECIAL DAYS IN OUR LIVES as well. PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL.
Angelia's picture

That cake is pretty

That cake is pretty impressive and it looks like it took a lot of time and creative planning. I must say, it's not something I would purchase though.
Tai Reppin BK's picture

To be honest, I think that's

To be honest, I think that's very creative. I have never seen anything like that before. I like it. I like how the cake is plus size and the cake is not your typical skinny figure of a woman. I say Good job who ever made it and thought it. Very creative! Just b/c it's out the norm doesn't mean it isn't right.
Kansas girl's picture

Lauren needs to breathe easy.

Lauren needs to breathe easy. Marriage is not the issue here. Stay focused. It's a cake and it's tacky, period. I will say, the cake decorator was on point. More importatnly, aren't you supposed to save the top of the cake for the first anniversary? Imagine having to open your freezer and looking at that for a whole year!!
BKQT's picture

Oh my Goodness! Why am I so

Oh my Goodness! Why am I so frightened by the cake? It scares me. I don't want to see it, make it go away, who's idea was that? Ahh, is it going to come to life? I would never eat that
ToiBaby's picture

ACTUALLY I DON'T SEE WHAT'S

ACTUALLY I DON'T SEE WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT. I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS CAKE. IT'S DIFFERENT..........I LIKE IT.
Ce Ce's picture

I am so outdone. That cake

I am so outdone. That cake and the decorator is a HAM....
Precious's picture

I all for anybody getting

I all for anybody getting married if they are in love and happy but dammit, that cake is not the business. It is very conceited in all honesty. Did the groom have his own cake? I almost feel sorry for him but he married her. The cake designer is beyond talented...but that ain't the point!
missl's picture

I am the only on who thinks

I am the only on who thinks THE GAME is whack? Why do you keep encouraging us to watch it? Are they paying you because it's just not a good show.
Whysoimmature's picture

LAWDEEEE! When Black folks go

LAWDEEEE! When Black folks go tacky, they go all out. -Foxy needs to stay in Rikers. Her time has come and gone.
lisa's picture

That cake is scary !!!!

That cake is scary !!!!
Realist's picture

WOW @ that cake

WOW @ that cake
Snoopy's picture

Is it me? or does the cake

Is it me? or does the cake look like momma from 'big momma's house' thanks Martin-look what you done DID!
Sherma's picture

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