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But His _____________ Looks Nice?

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Look what the wax museum rolled in for Eva Longoria's Beso Restaurant opening last night:
Photog: Sullivan/Wireimage
There are no words for Jermaine or his chick.  And y'all know the drill...

But his _____________________ looks nice?

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oh my god. even his bloody

oh my god. even his bloody HAIR looks like wax! i guess the only organic part that doesn't look like burned wax or surface of the moon coated in chocolate, is his eyes. the nice eyes runs the family i guess.
capeesh's picture

Yall worng!!! if he was hit

Yall worng!!! if he was hit up by the surgeon like his brother then yall would still be talkin' about him
SimonaOnae's picture

JERMAINE WAX-SON! HA HA HA

JERMAINE WAX-SON! HA HA HA HA
MENTALTREASURES's picture

But his suit looks nice... I

But his suit looks nice... I guess!? What's up with his chick, lookin' like she ain't knowing the 80's ended like 19 years ago!lol
Umi's picture

Can we say Jermain

Can we say Jermain WAXson....lookin like a bad candle meltdown
Essence's picture

WOW I THOUGHT THE HEADLINE

WOW I THOUGHT THE HEADLINE WAS GONNA SAY (NEW FIQURE FOR THE BLACKS AND WAX MUSEUM) LMFAO HIS FACE LOOK TIGHT AS SHYT. BOTOX GON BAD! LOL HIS HAIR LOOKS FROZEN FOR LIFE LOL!!!!! AND HIS CHICK....I WON'T EVEN COMMENT CAUSE SHE LOOKS A HAWT MESS TOO!
L-Pooh's picture

Well, I see somebody hasn't

Well, I see somebody hasn't been taking there medicine. He aught to be ashamed of himself coming out in public like that. Looks like he made to top honors Honorable Foolywang of the Year Award. All the money he makes and the status he has and he is walking around looking like a clown. He can't see that he looks bad? The lady him blind as a bat, she can't see that he looks bad? And what the heck is on his head? It look like he is wearing a plastic wig, OMG! LOL! If this is what Hollywood does to you? He can't be serious?!
Cookilicious's picture

Hmm... that tie is kicking.

Hmm... that tie is kicking. So he really did sign name all over her goodies, that is kinda bold. Im just saying...
Number 33's picture

Remember that sculpture that

Remember that sculpture that Tootie made of him on The Facts of Life? That looks nice.
Nisha's picture

HIS TIE LOOKS NICE AND AT

HIS TIE LOOKS NICE AND AT LEAST HE STILL LOOKS BLACK
j's picture

But the freshness / cleaness

But the freshness / cleaness of his white shirt looks nice. I think the WHOLE Jackson family should seek professional help.
Inmyopinion's picture

his eyebrows look nice :-)

his eyebrows look nice :-)
LMAO's picture

He looks like Nipsy Russell

He looks like Nipsy Russell as the Tin Man in the Wiz!
Dee's picture

Because RACE/SEX is not what

Because RACE/SEX is not what the vote should be about, Both canidates are qualified to hold the office, THEY BOTH HAVE IDEAS THAT ARE ALMOST THE SAME. Maybe she is just more in sync with Hillary. I'M TEAM O !! IN 08
NIKI B's picture

I will have to say tie And

I will have to say tie And the Smiley on her J's from her autographed crotch Welcome to "2008" WTF?
Anita's picture

But his Wifeys "crotch

But his Wifeys "crotch graffiti" looks nice. He got his name on that ill na na. Like someone would want it after his greasy ass touched it. Its probably covered in crisco
JT-ATX's picture

The throw up on the floor I

The throw up on the floor I just puked looks nice!! I mean WTF?? NOTHING LOOKS NICE I TELL YA...NOTHING!! He looks like a robot smothered in cocoa butter.
nonayabizznizz's picture

WAIT A SEC....THOSE ARE REAL

WAIT A SEC....THOSE ARE REAL PEOPLE? omfg
fleesh's picture

EEEEEWWWW!BUT HIS TIE LOOKS

EEEEEWWWW!BUT HIS TIE LOOKS NICE..
MIACHIC's picture

[quote comment="47886"]i was

[quote comment="47886"]i was really thinking that eva longoria actually had a wax sculpture of jj in he resturant i was stuck like wtf? as far as hi name on te crotch, i guess we no know who her ish belong[/quote] Really?
herpesromance's picture

but that sign behind him

but that sign behind him looks nice.
me's picture

ahahahahahahahha!

ahahahahahahahha!
Esquire's picture

OMG, WTF is wrong with his

OMG, WTF is wrong with his hair and face?!?!? Umm, but his tie looks nice and his shirt is crispy and white. Damn, I hope the flash from the cameras don't melt his ass...
~Nic Nac~'s picture

his date jeans look

his date jeans look nice........ sad sad sad
mooki's picture

Plz get a life...and I mean

Plz get a life...and I mean ASAP....
Chica's picture

Ok seriously the only reason

Ok seriously the only reason I figured out it was not a wax sculpture was that the background was different in all the pics and his position had changed otherwise I would have no idea she looks like a wax figure too oh my gosh how wierd can you be.
C-Dub's picture

No lie. When I saw the first

No lie. When I saw the first pic, I genuinely thought it was a wax sculpture... and then I was puzzling over why they would have a wax sculpture of Jermaine Jackson at Eva Longoria's restaurant. And then I saw the rest of the pics and realised he's supposed to be a real, live human being. My. Good. God.
CaribbeanLionesse's picture

[quote comment="47688"]but

[quote comment="47688"]but his lady friend looks like they share the same plastic suregon.[/quote]They need to sue their plastic surgeon!
gee's picture

[quote

[quote comment="47639"]mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............his suit, and only his suit looks nice. wtf is up with him signing her pants?[/quote]she can have himmm...dont nobody want him!
gee's picture

[quote comment="47644"]for a

[quote comment="47644"]for a sec....I thought he really WAS wax... but his tie is a nice color...[/quote] yo I did too! i had to look several times to make sure! this is nasty folks! I mean seriously, what is up with his face? why is it so greasily?
SHABON84's picture

But his chick's Unibrow looks

But his chick's Unibrow looks nice.
MajorKnuckles's picture

his buttons looks nice?

his buttons looks nice?
shesh1nes's picture

there wax-up artist should be

there wax-up artist should be fired
mochablck's picture

[quote comment="47650"][quote

[quote comment="47650"][quote comment="47644"]for a sec....I thought he really WAS wax... but his tie is a nice color...[/quote] So did I...I really thought that he was a wax statue.[/quote] I REALLY had to do a double take!!! I thought it was a WAX Figure! So Sad WTF happened to those JACKSONS!!!!!
Dana's picture

[quote comment="47660"]But

[quote comment="47660"]But his Tie looks nice! LMAO! So we all agree that he & his sister look like Wax Statues LOL! *Im My Chris Rock Voice* "Jermaine is such a GREASY MUTHAFUCKA MY GOD. He's the greasyest nigga I have ever seen. I'm blinded I cant see my shit, I gotta wipe the grease off of m screen MY DAMN" LMAO!!![/quote] This is tooo funny! Thank you
MsSweetTart's picture

The California Raisin.

The California Raisin.
madstudent3000's picture

um i'm sorry do you hear

um i'm sorry do you hear anybody calling Barack Obama mixed when we all know that's what he is....NO! He is referred to as a BLACK man just like Tony Parker in this country! And yes everyone has a right to support who they want, and I a choose not to support her! And I have the right to point out who she's supporting if I want to, so get over it!
samantha's picture

*LOOKIN CASKET SHARP*

*LOOKIN CASKET SHARP* (whistles)
nonchalant's picture

i was really thinking that

i was really thinking that eva longoria actually had a wax sculpture of jj in he resturant i was stuck like wtf? as far as hi name on te crotch, i guess we no know who her ish belong
mochablck's picture

Who took a white-out pen to

Who took a white-out pen to that lady's hoo-ha????????????
Ebony's picture

LMAO!! I was laughin so hard

LMAO!! I was laughin so hard at all the OTHER comments, I couldn't even remember what I wanted to say by the time I got here! HAHAHAHAHA... 1. I'm afraid of his hair. 2. His face is something nightmares are made of. 3. I'm still tryin to figure out why 'ol girl has his name splashed across her umm...private areas. 4. They were meant to be together...
That Girl Tam's picture

Dang! from the sideburns up,

Dang! from the sideburns up, he look like Fantasia..is dat a quick weave?
quisemome's picture

But his waves looks nice.

But his waves looks nice.
Ce-Ce's picture

[quote

[quote comment="47727"]Awwwwwwwwww!!!...his lip chap appears to be applied nicely.[/quote] lol @ "lipchap"....I think he's the only Jackson who's still black...Maybe they all know what's up with his skin and that's why they all ran to the plasic surgeon before they looked like him (???) IDK but there's got to be some reason for this madness...
supachoklit's picture

His skin color is nice.

His skin color is nice.
Jessica's picture

his buff (boy, is he shiny)?

his buff (boy, is he shiny)?
SB23's picture

[quote comment="47770"][quote

[quote comment="47770"][quote comment="47734"]Why does he have a perm, hightop fade and fingerwaves all in one hair do??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Why God..Why?[/quote] It's called a "sampler" or a "combo" he wanted a little of this and a little of that.[/quote] why do ur question marks go all out side da box? or iz it just my computer? lol
MZ DO IT BIG!'s picture

There is nothing "nice" to

There is nothing "nice" to say. I just can't do it. His skin color is a shade of dookie and his face looks like it's been rearranged by a damn blind man. What's wrong with these people?
J's Lady's picture

He looks like a fig. out of a

He looks like a fig. out of a wax museum
zblock's picture

This dude looks like Nipsey

This dude looks like Nipsey Russell playing the Tin-Man on the Wiz!
Nina's picture

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