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Tiger's Mistress Joslyn Releases Freaky & Graphic Sext Messages

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Apparently Tiger Woods is into golden showers a la R.Kelly. On the heels of him announcing his return, one of his many mistresses porn star Joslyn James created a website and went live with it this morning showcasing over 100 graphic texts from Tiger. The messages are full of slapping, hitting, choking and even "relieving" himself on the chick. Just when you thought your sext game was crazy.... More of Tiger's NSFW and uncensored texts (don't get mad at me--you've been warned) he sent to his porn star jumpoff when you read the rest.... Well who knew Tiger had all THIS in him. They start July '09 and end this past October. The last one from Tiger: "Dont f**king talk to me. You almost ruined my whole life.If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k." Guess somebody was starting to feel guilty. Here are the standouts:
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009: Just morbid curiosity Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009: Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: fish bowl Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009: I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: In a week. I will try to wear you out Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009: After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009: Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009: You didnt answer the question Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009: I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009: Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009: You are my fucking whore Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009: Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009: Where do you want to be bitten Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine
Check out all the rest over at Deadspin since Joslyn's site is down.
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haah so the man likes freaky

haah so the man likes freaky sex ... i mean everything but the callin a whore and slappin face most women like every man has has things he wants to do and say with a man thats y u get $ and pay for the ones who like it haha tiger u a 4real freak but u would be my b#* in bed hahaaha
cookie be real's picture

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE SAYING THAT TIGER DOESNT LIKE BLACK GIRLS, ARE WRONG. TIGER DATED PLENTY OF BLACK GIRLS BACK IN THE DAY. LOOK IT UP. HE DATED A BLACK GIRL NAMED AMY WILLIAMS. SO DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU SAY THAT HE DOESNT LIKE BLACK GIRLS. YOU ARE WRONG AND IGNORANT.
BrittBeauty3's picture

Pure comedy...Still

Pure comedy...Still Waters..What does Tiger know about a Dirty Sanchez...classic...
CorpAtty's picture

I am so over the Tiger Woods,

I am so over the Tiger Woods, he is a man, she knew that he was a married man, she is just trying for her fifteen minutes of fame. And you are giving the bitch what she wants. Why don't we ever put ourselves in that position. Do we think about the wives.
Bebe's picture

You know Tiger has taken the

You know Tiger has taken the most amount of punishment he could have possible taken for what he did (other than his wife leaving him) but honestly, can we blame him... take a look at this gallery of Tiger's Mistresses and vote on which one you think is the hottest... vote @ You cant blame the guy!!
Tim Alvine's picture

Ok, sooooooo, Mrs. Elin

Ok, sooooooo, Mrs. Elin Woods, do you need help packing NOW, honey? *whispering "Call me"*
Undeniable's picture

I dont think they are real

I dont think they are real its jus another bitch tryn to become famous
fake's picture

1 NATION UNDER

1 NATION UNDER DISEASE.............. WHITE GIRLS ARE THE NASTIEST DON'T LET STATISTCS MADE BY WHITES FOOL YOU WHITE GIRLS ARE THE EASIEST AND FILTHIEST OUT THERE!!!!!
BE4REAL's picture

I don't believe this. Why

I don't believe this. Why come out with now? Just another ass hole looking for some fame!
Are you serious's picture

Wow, Tiger... Seriously? Who

Wow, Tiger... Seriously? Who knew?
Patrice's picture

Why didn't he just pay her

Why didn't he just pay her off to keep those private? Sigh...
Pam's picture

@eternalt you just mad he

@eternalt you just mad he don't like black gurls! GET THE FUCK over it already....DAMN! He ain't gon change so.......
**B** aka WHO DAT!'s picture

This could not happen to a

This could not happen to a more deserving person. I cannot stand Tiger will never support him. I want the jumpoffs and whores to blast his BLACK azz every chance they get.
eternalt's picture

@Phoenix Maybe I'm just a

@Phoenix Maybe I'm just a big freak but read my last little message on here and I admitted that it kind of got me hott and bothered *fanning myself* Hahahaha!
Jazmine's picture

@tellmeaboutit I agree with

@tellmeaboutit I agree with you. The language in his text's isn't new and some are acting as if they've never heard it before but we know better. Honestly, I could really care less if the man cheated or not. I've just been wondering why everyone else is so shocked about it. Infedility is wrong period but is it really that shocking????? Who the he!! put Tiger on a higer pedestal than any of these other cheating a** celeb's? I will admit that I was shocked about how many he had in his stable. I've always looked at Tiger as a cornball so to find out how many chic's he was serving was a shock. At the end of the day, who the he!! cares????
Jazmine's picture

@bebe...i said the same

@bebe...i said the same thing..i was like dammmnnn Tiger. Some of yall can act like u didnt find it a lil bit sexy lol.
phoenix's picture

Tiger get's down huh?!?!?!?

Tiger get's down huh?!?!?!? Hahahaha! Truth be told a lot of men like this same shyt. It's mad freaky but this isn't the first time I've heard this shyt before. It's just always interesting to probe into the life's of celebs and know they are just as gutter butt as the rest of us hahaha! I don't like it in the dookie shoot and haven't ever experienced a golden shower either but I must admit the freaky talk has me horny at work. DA**!!!! Why did I come in to the office today?!?!? LOL
Jazmine's picture

lmfaooo w000wwww dats crazyy

lmfaooo w000wwww dats crazyy lmao i never thought he would say anythang like dat
ria's picture

damn TIGER!!!!!!LMFAO.

damn TIGER!!!!!!LMFAO.
amy's picture

Wow Tiger, who would have

Wow Tiger, who would have thunk?? ELIN IS A FOOL FOR TAKING YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your freaky ass should be single.
Speechless's picture

This chick timed this just

This chick timed this just right, poor Tiger was going to try and get back on his game. I do suspect it will be awhile though, oh well he deserves it, he wanted to live the bad boy life, and now he has to live the consequences. Choices, choices...
Ebonia's picture

Wow, Tiger, you really are

Wow, Tiger, you really are white...using words like cock and saying dirty little whore? hahahahahahahahahahahah
JYGALO's picture

Its fuuny that this STD

Its fuuny that this STD Factory posted everything TIGER SAID and nothing that SHE SAID! Tigers a freak, so what. My man pulls my hair and spanks me when we get our freak on, so dont act like none of ya'll aint been called a bitch or two when letting yo man hit it... STOP PLAYING YALL!!!
CaliLuv's picture

OOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

OOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! EEEEMMMMMMMMM!!!!! GEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Never knew he had it in him. But really this is how people SLEEPING TOGETHER talk. This still doesn't make him a bad person. He fucked up. HE GOT CAUGHT. He owned up to it. But damn, poor Elin will have to relive this all over again. BASIC.......SIMPLE........JUMPOFF!!!!!
GhanaianBella's picture

What a f'n idiot.

What a f'n idiot.
Lacey's picture

THAT'S WHAT HE GET'S WITH HIS

THAT'S WHAT HE GET'S WITH HIS IM NOT (BLACK) ASS IF HE PULLS HIS PANTS DOWN THAT'S WHAT HE WILL SEE HIS (BLACK ASS)
ha ha's picture

Whoa! Tiger tried to give

Whoa! Tiger tried to give that girl the ol' one-two punch: shitty bootie breath! LMAO! D*** in the azz, then in the mouth?! Oh hell no! Where they do that at?! Man, I tell ya, Tiger is a freak out da game! Hahaha!
AriesGirl504's picture

She should go back to wearn

She should go back to wearn wigs like this instead of walkn round lookn like the seed of chuckie she does now. God this man had no standards these were the fugliest manliest gutter prison lookn bitches this side the misippi, ew just ew.....
who_pooted's picture

posted by Merry Berry Thu,

posted by Merry Berry Thu, March 18, 2010 2:24 PM I dont want to read what she released, but I just have to say…I’m tired of these whores trying to legitimize themselves. From Reggie Bush’s jumpoff, to Jon Edward’s jumpoff talking greasy about his wife, to Shaq’s mistresses, these women have ZERO shame. I think I actually feel a little sorry for Tiger, because the (White) media will probably take this and run. It will make a mockery of whatever he tries to do at the masters. It’s sad that you can build up an entire career, but because of bad judgement it gets blown up. Let this be a lesson to ALL athletes, as if Steve McNair wasn’t enough. Honestly, most people (not just celebs) have stuff they would NEEVEER want everyone to know about. Tiger, you need Jesus. As do the mistresses. He really can turn your life around. ************************ @Merry Berry For real, these mistresses have NO SHAME. Years ago if this same incident had happened, all those outside women wud have hidden in their houses crying to their mamas about how they so embarrassed....everyone hates me now.....blah blah blahhhhh But now its like, where the money at? Personal interviews wit gossip mags= big money. The only thing i dont agree with is that some people are actually feeling sorry for the man. If he was really remorseful, he wud have stopped at chick number 2 or even 5. But when a man cud go and sleep with 10 plus WITHOUT a condom or guilt, then he deserves EVERY horrible thing that comes to him. He DEFINATELY wasnt thinking of the effect this wud have on his family....he could have given his wife STDS!!! Hmmmm I think i'll be watching the Masters' for once.....with 2 bags of microwaved popcorn in my lap cuz i neeed to see how the media chews him up & spits him out.
TriniFab's picture

And i cant believe tha man is

And i cant believe tha man is STILL going to the Masters!!!!!!!!! The effing nerve!!! take a year long hiatus and gain the public's respect (altho he should be totally focusing on his family now......his EMBARASSED wife, those poor children...) I hope they boo his KINKY CHEATING ASS......and all of his outside women are in tha audience...
TriniFab's picture

I don't feel bad for him in

I don't feel bad for him in the slightest.......when the 1st woman came out of the woodwork, i was like, ok....wow, didnt know he had sexual urges to begin with cuz he's looks like sucha SQUARE. Then when the 2nd chick spoke out, i was like, Tiger needs to quit. But after number 5, i tghought, ur an ass and i hope ur wife takes all ur money.
TriniFab's picture

Oh shit.....i think i just

Oh shit.....i think i just vomited a little in my own mouth....this shit is CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Evven tho he's been married, i cud never believe he even had SEX!! he just looks like a corny punk...a little nerd....who has a tiny peen. And now, we all know he may be worse than R. KELLY HIMSELF!!!!! Who the hell is into golden showers??!! Effing nasty..... GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TriniFab's picture

Its so funny to me that he

Its so funny to me that he says "cock", slap your face, my little whore and put my cock in your ass and stuff some people r sick to say that this is okay but to me it is not cause he is married so basically he is a nasty man and I dont feel sorry for him whatsoever cause this is what he gets for doing w/ all them damn white women That is y he wouldn't even dare touching a black woman cause a black woman would not let him talk to her that way and besides he is so nerdy! LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO he is a nasty dirty little animal for real!!
Kai's picture

@Trustme race has nothing to

@Trustme race has nothing to do with freakiness most of the chicks on this site get boned in everything except their ears including you.
who's picture

I think he is the whore not

I think he is the whore not her... And her being white has nothing to do with anything... if she was black would you recognize her as the "black whore"?
who's picture

I just don't get why Tiger

I just don't get why Tiger would want to spend so much time communicating with these women.
WhyMeLawd's picture

OH PLEASE !!! -- THOSE TEXTS

OH PLEASE !!! -- THOSE TEXTS ARE FAKE!
Sara's picture

Pay attention Black

Pay attention Black Women...This is the REAL reason that our black men go for other races!! Maybe OUR men respect us more after all!!
Trustme's picture

This dude is BEYOND gross.

This dude is BEYOND gross. thank God i never was a fan. Ewww.
Ang's picture

Wow.. who ever knew tiger

Wow.. who ever knew tiger wood name would live up to its true potential... LOL. But dude is seriiously touched but I bet others Celebes are a lot worse if their jump offs got a platform.. they dnt call it Holly werid for nothing
bri's picture

That white chick is a

That white chick is a trifling whore I wonder how much she was paid to release this? Always trying to bring down the black man. And I understand he doesn't think he is black but to a white person and the rest of the world he's just another nigga. I bet he's coming to terms with the fact that he's black, self hating excuse for a man.
Terri's picture

He is one sneakly little

He is one sneakly little bastard!! LOL, Mofo had this trick going up back stairways ducking behind doors. His ass would have at least tricked me off 200k, all this bitch got was a meal and some piss. I guess this explains why all his jumpoffs were gutter gutter.
GG's picture

so what's the big deal dick

so what's the big deal dick or cock ? same thing
sdvsd's picture

***blank stare***

***blank stare***
na's picture

@Aaargh, YOU ARE IGNORANT. HE

@Aaargh, YOU ARE IGNORANT. HE IS NOT FULLY BLACK. HIS MOTHER IS ASIAN. HE DOES NOT REPRESENT BLACK PEOPLE. WHY DONT YOU FOCUS ON THE WHITE WHORES THAT KEEP ON TRYING TO GET ATTENTION. TALK ABOUT THEM. LET TIGER GET BACK TO GOLF AND MAKING HIS MONEY.
BrittBeauty3's picture

@Aaargh, YOU ARE IGNORANT. HE

@Aaargh, YOU ARE IGNORANT. HE IS NOT FULLY BLACK. HIS MOTHER IS ASIAN. HE DOES NOT REPRESENT BLACK PEOPLE. WHY DONT YOU FOCUS ON THE WHITE WHORES THAT KEEP ON TRYING TO GET ATTENTION. TALK ABOUT THEM.
BrittBeauty3's picture

@want to know: which is he

@want to know: which is he supposed to use instead of cock? It rhymes with "BRICK"! It rhymes with "STICK"!!! If you can't figure it out thats your problem!!!
DJ's picture

get a life bitch!!!!!!!! tat

get a life bitch!!!!!!!! tat shitt is old news... leave the man alone let him get back on his career track.... bitch looking for publicity.... fuck!!!
wat!!!'s picture

this nasty cruff...he aint

this nasty cruff...he aint never going to move on with new snow bunnies coming out the wood works outing his ass every damn day.
mel's picture

damn... hes a freak!! lol

damn... hes a freak!! lol
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