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Tiger's Mistress Joslyn Releases Freaky & Graphic Sext Messages

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Apparently Tiger Woods is into golden showers a la R.Kelly. On the heels of him announcing his return, one of his many mistresses porn star Joslyn James created a website and went live with it this morning showcasing over 100 graphic texts from Tiger. The messages are full of slapping, hitting, choking and even "relieving" himself on the chick. Just when you thought your sext game was crazy.... More of Tiger's NSFW and uncensored texts (don't get mad at me--you've been warned) he sent to his porn star jumpoff when you read the rest.... Well who knew Tiger had all THIS in him. They start July '09 and end this past October. The last one from Tiger: "Dont f**king talk to me. You almost ruined my whole life.If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k." Guess somebody was starting to feel guilty. Here are the standouts:
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009: Just morbid curiosity Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009: Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: fish bowl Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009: I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: In a week. I will try to wear you out Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009: After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009: Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009: You didnt answer the question Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009: I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009: Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009: You are my fucking whore Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009: Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009: Where do you want to be bitten Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine
Check out all the rest over at Deadspin since Joslyn's site is down.
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How do we know this shit is

How do we know this shit is real??!! and if so...DAMN Tiger baby i ain't know it was like THAT! lmaoooo ooooooh snap! ;)
It's Me!'s picture

LUDACRIS SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO

LUDACRIS SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO FOR SEXTING I KNOW IT WILL BE HOT.
BEYONCE VS. THE WORLD's picture

This is funny lol, tiger is a

This is funny lol, tiger is a freak woww!
Melessa's picture

On a scale of one to Tiger

On a scale of one to Tiger Woods... how freaky/horny are you! LMAO! ...this is sad and funny at the same time. P.S. It looks like Tiger knows his way around the bedroom, EVERY mistress who outed him had great things to say about his sexing, lol. ..it seems to me that Tiger is a player/manipulator... it's like he can transform his personality depending on the type of woman he's with, I assume so based on things that I've heard from his mistresses. He is a great actor. SMH, who knew.
jjj's picture

" . . .I will try to wear you

" . . .I will try to wear you out" got dang. . .and this was but ONE of the jumpoffs.
ThatTouchOfPink's picture

WOWWOW!! LMAOOOO! He still

WOWWOW!! LMAOOOO! He still sounds so corny even in the text messages! But seriously DEAD @ "I would love to have the ability to make you sore" #FLATLINE
ishouldbeworkinginstead's picture

Why are people so surprised,

Why are people so surprised, that how you talk to a Hoe!!!!!! Why is anybody listening to some Hoe anyway, she's only in it for the money!!!!!
Sherie's picture

I am ROTFL LMAO hahaha this

I am ROTFL LMAO hahaha this is too funny!
I Run H-Town!!'s picture

This is the freakist ish i've

This is the freakist ish i've seen on here in a long long time, off to the bathroom!!!!. you guys are too funny.
DAM DAM DAM's picture

@ Merry Berry You are so

@ Merry Berry You are so right. When I was young, broke and poor, I was lost; and screwing all kinds of crazy dudes. Just the thought of it makes me want to throw up. But now, I'm a stay-at-home mom with a nice home and good man. I hope those bones stay so deep in the closet. I mean DEEEEP in the closet. Word to the young; just cause yo azz is broke now--don't do stuff that will come back and bite you, cause you never know what life has in store for you. Just cause you start off bad doesn't mean you end up bad.
Lovely's picture

DAMN Ti-gah! he's into that

DAMN Ti-gah! he's into that freaky ish. [clutching my pearls]. Slapping the face though? Naw ... I'm not into that.
ThatTouchOfPink's picture

Tiger know what he

Tiger know what he wants....just not from his wife. I bet if SHE was doing any of this he wouldn't have been cheatin'. Half of yall are picturing Tiger hittin' yall like that, and wondering how he would sound....don't front. ;)
Anonymous's picture

I know this ish aint funny

I know this ish aint funny for Elin and some others but TIGER can get it.. dude is a real freakalic for realz....NASTY man.. 2 funny, that innocent face is a trick,lol
Dinkcy's picture

I hope he wins the Masters

I hope he wins the Masters and make more and more Money!!!!!
@Glaminc's picture

Omg that is some freaky stuff

Omg that is some freaky stuff he is a little perverted. Maybe he was touched as a kid
Understand You'll Never Understand's picture

All these women knew he was

All these women knew he was MARRIED.. Get over it..Its between Tiger and Elin know... Period... Its funny how they want to tell tales and sue him, when she should sue them for the participation of adultery!!!!!
@Gl;aminc's picture

Y'all have to understand,

Y'all have to understand, Tiger went to Stanford. He didn't grow up with his other (Black) siblings, and he was ridiculed from an early age for being Black and kinda nerdy. So most of his peoples are probably White, and that's where he gets his speech patterns from. Whatever. I think he's incredibly naive because he wasn't used to this kind of lifestyle. Now he can have anything he wants, and although his Dad taught him a lot, he probably never found someone to really mentor him in some other ways. Like concerning women, and how to handle his career from a personal level. He might have Barkley and jordan, but they were a different era and different sports. Their media coverage was different than Tiger's. I actually wish him the best as he tries to move on. I hope he does move on, and at least makes the cut at the Masters.
wow's picture

0_o Whoaaaaa

0_o Whoaaaaa
Asea's picture

I know she doesn't owe him

I know she doesn't owe him anything, but I wonder how some people can be so vindictive. Sometimes enough is just enough. This scandal may be the best thing for Tiger though, to really clean up his act.
Actually's picture

"Slap your face. Treat you

"Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat"....Lawdamercy....
Barack is the man!'s picture

I dont want to read what she

I dont want to read what she released, but I just have to say...I'm tired of these whores trying to legitimize themselves. From Reggie Bush's jumpoff, to Jon Edward's jumpoff talking greasy about his wife, to Shaq's mistresses, these women have ZERO shame. I think I actually feel a little sorry for Tiger, because the (White) media will probably take this and run. It will make a mockery of whatever he tries to do at the masters. It's sad that you can build up an entire career, but because of bad judgement it gets blown up. Let this be a lesson to ALL athletes, as if Steve McNair wasn't enough. Honestly, most people (not just celebs) have stuff they would NEEVEER want everyone to know about. Tiger, you need Jesus. As do the mistresses. He really can turn your life around.
Merry Berry's picture

I...just...CAN'T!!! *DEAD* @

I...just...CAN'T!!! *DEAD* @ Tiger and these freakalicious sexts! I mean, daaaaaaaammmmmmmn...apparently he has a helluva sexual imagination, 'cuz those texts were a BEAST! *gagging* I feel violated now. *reaching for my hand sanitizer* I don't even wanna know Tiger like that. Damn homie. #anotheronebitesthedust
Undeniable's picture

OMG...wow

OMG...wow
satindoll's picture

@ UMMMMMKAAAYYYY!!! LOL, u

@ UMMMMMKAAAYYYY!!! LOL, u crazy! I like that. That was a good one.lol
Mocha's picture

This is hella (Bay Area)

This is hella (Bay Area) better than Young and the Restless...
Bronze's picture

THAT WAS HILARIOUS...

THAT WAS HILARIOUS...
VVS's picture

why is this a shock he was

why is this a shock he was messing around whith a porn star she need to hang it up.So what Tiger likes to talk dirty wow,She is mad that her little press confrence & extortion did not work. Now since tiger did'nt give her crap she is releasing this for what. I could care less & anyone thinking Elin is staying cause she loves him Is NUT$$$$$$$$$$$$
TRUTHHURTS's picture

Why should she put her texts

Why should she put her texts out there?? Everybody and their mama can see she's a trifling slut. Her MO is to put TIGER out there. Her slutty ways speak for themselves...
beautifuldaidreamer's picture

LOL He started off w/ a

LOL He started off w/ a regular conversation and then WENT RIGHT IN! lol Hmmmmmm I might have to take a bathroom break
Brenda's picture

Dang Tiger!!!!! Youve been

Dang Tiger!!!!! Youve been EXPOSED!!! No more invitations to Golf Tournaments for you. lol
OutOfLine's picture

Ya'll know Asian men are

Ya'll know Asian men are really really freaky and all about f'ing so this doesn't surprise me at all. If anyone has been to China/Japan they'd know that they read porn on the trains out int he open and have porn mags out on the table in the doctors offices. It's so common there. If he were single, this wouldn't be a problem but since he's married, it speaks volumns about his character.
DawnfromDC's picture

ok. he's a freak...many

ok. he's a freak...many sexually active human beings are...and her releasing this means what? absolutely nothing. tiger's still gonna come back and do his thing w. golf! making millions! the thing that most ppl don't realize about pro athletes....the majority of them cheat. the ones you haven't heard anything about are the ones who haven't been caught. and interestingly i find him more appealing now then before his chaos....i guess i just love 'perfect' celebs who become imperfect ::shrugs shoulders:: lol
tris's picture

I'm not a Tiger fan by any

I'm not a Tiger fan by any means but why did she only release his txtx and not hers? You want to put him out there like trash but you need to be out there too! Elin really gone flip when she sees this.
ariesdiva's picture

WOW! This takes SEXTING too a

WOW! This takes SEXTING too a whole new level. LOL!
Bajan Princess's picture

O_0 SMH, Tiger is a

O_0 SMH, Tiger is a freakazoid. LMFAO.. I keep reading the sexts and then scrolling up to look at his picture. I just can't imagine.. LMAO!
Miss GQ's picture

sounds like Tiger has a

sounds like Tiger has a Meeeean stroke!
he be strokin!'s picture

This is some crazy ish, I'm

This is some crazy ish, I'm laughing so hard right now!!!
sowhaturmad's picture

maaaan, whatever. how come

maaaan, whatever. how come she didn't post her responses?? sounds fishy to me. i wouldn't be suprised if he was texting a subway sandwich......
Danielle - what the fruitsnacks?!™ go sit on a cactus!™'s picture

LOL @ all you girls who are

LOL @ all you girls who are turned on...you all are some freaks! But why am I not surprised? I mean we already know he bedded a pornstar...what you all think they were doing...holding hands??
lol's picture

Just when Tiger got his swag

Just when Tiger got his swag back.... *sigh* At the end of the day: Tiger Woods will still be great and Joslyn will be known as mistresses. The only thing that makes her different is that she waited til after the drama cooled down, to bring this up. I give her an A for effort.
Mrs. Darren shellychelle Sharper's picture

@ bbop212 when u get out the

@ bbop212 when u get out the corner ..i go in for a time out! smh
TSWIFE's picture

OMG Tiger is too much!!

OMG Tiger is too much!!
Me's picture

I feel bad for him, he's

I feel bad for him, he's always going to have this over him
Lee's picture

omg

omg
Corve DaCosta's picture

LOL @ the texts from Tiger

LOL @ the texts from Tiger that have many a man calling Tiger one lucky son of a bitch. Aint a man around who doesnt think the same stuff. Pretty much aint too many women around who arent like "hmmm. sounds nice" right now.
Jay's picture

Daaaaaaaaamn I ain't know

Daaaaaaaaamn I ain't know Tiger had all THAT in him...See when you have a man like that, you gotta be a whore for him. Cuz otherwise, he'll get his Tiger on lol
beautifuldaidreamer's picture

Wow Tiger!!

Wow Tiger!!
Brown Butter's picture

Tiger get down like a dude

Tiger get down like a dude from the hood.... Go Tiger.....heeeessss greeeeaaaattttt!!lol
TSWIFE's picture

@ bbop212 This isn't your

@ bbop212 This isn't your first post that has had me laughing:) Stay in the corner for at least 20 minutes and get yourself together.
Twilightey's picture

lol & lls @ bbop212!

lol & lls @ bbop212!
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