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Tiger's Mistress Joslyn Releases Freaky & Graphic Sext Messages

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Apparently Tiger Woods is into golden showers a la R.Kelly. On the heels of him announcing his return, one of his many mistresses porn star Joslyn James created a website and went live with it this morning showcasing over 100 graphic texts from Tiger. The messages are full of slapping, hitting, choking and even "relieving" himself on the chick. Just when you thought your sext game was crazy.... More of Tiger's NSFW and uncensored texts (don't get mad at me--you've been warned) he sent to his porn star jumpoff when you read the rest.... Well who knew Tiger had all THIS in him. They start July '09 and end this past October. The last one from Tiger: "Dont f**king talk to me. You almost ruined my whole life.If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k." Guess somebody was starting to feel guilty. Here are the standouts:
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009: Just morbid curiosity Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009: Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: fish bowl Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009: I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: In a week. I will try to wear you out Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009: After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009: Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009: You didnt answer the question Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009: I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009: Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009: You are my fucking whore Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009: Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009: Where do you want to be bitten Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine
Check out all the rest over at Deadspin since Joslyn's site is down.
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do black guys even say the

do black guys even say the word "cock"?...LOL..oh i forgot tiger doesnt say he's black...but dang tiger!!!! say exactly how u feel...LOL
t.dub's picture

Call me crazy but I just

Call me crazy but I just don't believe the ho. With SO many mistresses how was she supposed to set herself apart? By lying about some freaky, shocking sex that's how. The only text that's true whether Tiger sent it or not is this one: Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009: You are my fucking whore When can we go back to the days where these women wore scarlet letters and everyone shunned them?
Twilightey's picture

@BeBe my sentiments EXACTLY

@BeBe my sentiments EXACTLY LMAO!!!
sha's picture

I like the way these jumpoffs

I like the way these jumpoffs release scandal right before a big event: Reggie's side dish with the home tour before the super bowl; and this chick with the text messages right after Tiger announces his return to golf.
Erica (original)'s picture

Damn Tiger... Owww!!! I aint

Damn Tiger... Owww!!! I aint hatin, Gon head!
RocStar Material's picture

i JUST GOT HOT!

i JUST GOT HOT!
lIKE IT's picture

This is some funny sh*t.

This is some funny sh*t. Tiger is a FREAK ya'all!!!!!!!!!
Belinda's picture

@Belle de j'our How do you

@Belle de j'our How do you know what his wife was or wasn't doing? This woman was doing it but Tiger still had 13 other chicks! Some men (and women) are greedy. Period.
Erica (original)'s picture

"I will try to wear you out"

"I will try to wear you out" "Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise" - Black Tiger- minus the "try" &"slap your face" "I would love to have the "ability" to make you sore" - Asian Tiger "Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat" - Nasty AZZ/Out of Line Tiger LMAO! TEXTING TIGER/LITTLE D*CK TIGER IS CORNY AS HELL!! DOUBLE EWWWWWW ON THAT AZZ!!
UMMMMMKAAAYYYY!!!'s picture

How do you if he "can't

How do you if he "can't handle a sista"?? LOL!
Christina's picture

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L.A. Lady's picture

It's crazy that she's just

It's crazy that she's just putting this out now...talk about timing... But I am a little shocked about this...it's kinda funny too...some of this is just NASTY though...sounds like he has a fetish though...
Natural's picture

Going in like a tiger woods

Going in like a tiger woods putt... lmao Don't this Joselyn chick realize this makes her look like a hoe/slut/whore. What dude is gonna want to mess wit her now lol
Neesh's picture

Going in like a tiger woods

Going in like a tiger woods put... lmao Don't this Joselyn chick realize this makes her look like a hoe/slut/whore. What dude is gonna want to mess wit her now lol
Neesh's picture

LMAO! who says

LMAO! who says "COCK"?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay's picture

Damn who would've thought ol'

Damn who would've thought ol' Tiger would be handling chicks like this??
SpeaknTrUth's picture

So she was cool with him

So she was cool with him treating her like a dirty slut, what else is new. What does she really expect to achieve putting these on display????? Still doesn't change my mind about him, he's a cheater end of story......
actright's picture

@oooh chile! lmao, I ain't

@oooh chile! lmao, I ain't even mad!!!!!! But this is BEYOND hilarious. My mouth just dropped when I read the whole thing. WOW. Tiger gets it in!!!!
nellsg's picture

*Cluthes Pearls* OMG O__o

*Cluthes Pearls* OMG O__o
VaunTV's picture

Where the reply at. Y we only

Where the reply at. Y we only see one side. I tell da media really know how to ruin someone life.
watever1992's picture

Wow TIGER!!!! You are one

Wow TIGER!!!! You are one freaky mother-funker! Is it weird that I'm a little turned on right now!!! I never thought the "Blasian Wood" was so kinky. If his Mrs was doing half that shit he wouldn't have gone anywhere, ladies sometimes we have to give it up like a ho if we don't want our kinky men to stray!
Belle de j'our's picture

SIDENOTE: Tiger? Eldrick?

SIDENOTE: Tiger? Eldrick? whoever the hell "this" person is, is a true white frat boy wannabe!!! lmao That whole damn text session is too funny!! I mean COCK?? LMAO and DEAD at his language!! Your my whore? Slap ur face?? I wish a ninja would!! lol You know he can't handle a sista but one of his jumps did say he got mean stroke game though. I'll still have to pass.
NO HATE!!!'s picture

I mean, she is a porn star,

I mean, she is a porn star, it's not like he could say "baby, i wanna make sweet love to u in a field of roses" LMAO!! That Tiger is hilarious!!!
JamaicanQueen's picture

LMMMMMMAAAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!Th

LMMMMMMAAAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!This ish is funny as hell! I can't stop laughing! Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Woods Ya'll!!!!!!!!!! This made my day!!!! I think I can look back at this everyday and laugh as if I seen it for the first time! WHOOOOO! I'm still laughing as I type!!!! GO, Tiger, GO!!!!!! LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
~TeAM WeeZY~'s picture

ok...loll..loll..loll.loll.lo

ok...loll..loll..loll.loll.lolll.lolll.loll.omg! i think i just came....whats my name? (tiger)
akua's picture

ha! shamefully, i'm

ha! shamefully, i'm moist... **running full speed ahead to go hide around the corner**
oooh chile!'s picture

You can just tell his dick is

You can just tell his dick is small from the way he talks lmao. Loser. Put your "hole in one" where it counts...on the green.
Lizza's picture

3 words for Tiger"GET IT

3 words for Tiger"GET IT BISH"
stephanie's picture

I rolled my eyes when I saw

I rolled my eyes when I saw this (Another story about the most boring man on the planet), but WOW!! Now I actually care about this story and am seeing Tiger in a whole new light. I enjoyed that little exchange and I know that says a lot about me. *Bows head and goes to the corner*
bbop212's picture

@Come On People Thats what I

@Come On People Thats what I was thinking. Her ass was his "submissive samantha" and she knows it! These thirsty broads are a damn trip!! lmao Tiger you nasty!!!! lol
NO HATE!!!'s picture

What a nasty piece of

What a nasty piece of shit...I guess that's why she is a porn star.. He's such a f*cking idiot..why would you send this crap to a whore and not think that it would come back to bite you in the @ss.
sdj526's picture

It's funny how her texts are

It's funny how her texts are left out...
Chase's picture

what a cornball.

what a cornball.
webstar's picture

This would be all good if he

This would be all good if he was SINGLE, but to know that Tiger is a married man saying this crap is so embarrassing...only a crazy chic like Elin would stay married to him. a Note to ELIN: U ARE stupid for staying with him...STUPID honey! straight up STUPID! WOW.
makeup's picture

Oh Tiger...you had to know

Oh Tiger...you had to know not to send anything in writting...he deserves it...dumb dumb...either ways its his marriage...he cheats like many so Im over hearing about it...NEXT!
Dom's picture

Well Damn, This is the Case

Well Damn, This is the Case of When Fucking White Trick's Go! Wrong Jumpoff's these day's are Brave
You sent that white Bitch to my Buzzier's picture

If these really came from

If these really came from Tiger, he is a d*mn FREAK!!!
P.O.V.'s picture

LMAO WTF TIGER!!!!! Damn Son.

LMAO WTF TIGER!!!!! Damn Son. can't catch a break, that's what you get when u mess with scallywags!!!!
Amber Nicole's picture

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah OMG this just made my day!!!!!!!!!! Tiger Tiger TIger...I knew u were a N*gga!!!!!!!!!! Cablanasian my azzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ROTFL
BeBe's picture

THAT WAS MAD INTERESTING.

THAT WAS MAD INTERESTING.
FAME MONSTER's picture

WOW! Tiger is sooo Freaky

WOW! Tiger is sooo Freaky Deaky! LOL!
Mel B.'s picture

Wow...that's all i gotta say

Wow...that's all i gotta say about that!
Anonymous's picture

OMG! un-real

OMG! un-real
Ok ok ok I'm a Grandma, there I said it!!!'s picture

it is funny how she just

it is funny how she just posted what Tiger said. I wonder what did she say back to him...lol.
Come on People's picture

Tiger is a fool wit it!!!!

Tiger is a fool wit it!!!!
Lady T's picture

The cheetah bitches strike

The cheetah bitches strike again!
YardyConscious's picture

Ewwwww......

Ewwwww......
RedGirl's picture

wow. all i got to say. oh and

wow. all i got to say. oh and FIRST!
gigi's picture

Some of you folks are so

Some of you folks are so phoney. What the heck did he really say that most of us hadn't already heard before. Aren't most on here ADULTS! I wouldn't be surprised if some of you who are scorning Tiger have had your man or woman, or both, say exactly what he said to you or you saying it to your mate or "jump-offs" during sex , or after, or as simple stupid conversation. What was he going to talk to her about, his wife and kids. It's clear that these women were nothing more than a cheap thrills for Tiger. And, these text-messages flies in the face of this woman when she claimed he gave her the impression that he loved her and she did not realize he was married. One of those text have him saying something about his kids, so I'm sure there were conversations about the wife that she intentionally left out. Except for a couple of "you know baby, your the only one" lines, there is nothing there that hints anything more than what she was, a a cheap thrill. Tiger was simply there for the thrill and these women knew it. He was wrong as wrong can be, but once you get pass that and examined most of these text messages that these women swear proves that Tiger was in love with them, you will see that they are LYING and if they're willing to lie about how a man felt about them, then they would lie about everything else. Tiger is not R. Kelly, and these aren't teenagers. Most of these women seem to make their living chasing Celebrities. So their P*ssy isn't on lock down by Tiger. These women knew what they were getting themselves into. When this story first broke, what struck me was all these women were in some sort of relationships before and through out their time with Tiger. These women were gathered up by the media and tabloid magazines to simple feed the intial public shock that TIGER WOODS was cheating. Nothing more, nothing less. Let's keep this in prespective, yes, he was wrong for cheating but he wasn't the first and looking at my AOL page and seeing the ISH Sandra Bullock, "he had sex with me for five weeks straight," husband is in, I would say he will not be the last. All this fake ass screams about Tiger has more to do with the person and the media making a big deal out of it for a profit. Notice there is no over the top mentioning of Sandra's husband, a white man's infidelity, all over the NEWS. All men who cheat don't cheat for the same reason, so as I've said from day one, I'll wait for Tiger's side of the story. Those text don't really sound like a professional cheater. They sound like a person who is aware of what he is doing, afraid to get caught, but wasn't ready to let the thrill go. These women had more than their share of the spotlight. It's time to stop acknowledging their existance. We are only encouraging them. I've rambled enough on this subject.
Tellmeaboutit's picture

wow who knew tiger of all

wow who knew tiger of all people and yea I wonder wat she said back
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