Aiight ya'll. I gotta split today's post into 2 parts cuz there is just too much goin on in the Wood (Hollywood for the slower ones) to put it all at you at once.
Now I only report on gossip that holds water. Not the petty stuff where everybody and their grandma and their dog is pregnant or on crack. With that being said...
Everybody tryin to be like Angelina these days. Kimora Lee Simmons announced that she will be adopting 3 brand new children from different countries. And yes, the future mother of the united nations talked about it in her Insider interview today like she was getting some new Luis Vuitton bags or sumthin.
Kimora and Russell Simmons threw a Hamptons party this weekend. The First Family of hip-hop honored Alicia Keys at its "Bright Lights" philanthropy event.