Consider this, sil vous plait: A vacay where you're more likely to run into a celebrity than a travel agent office. If you're weary of the usual tourist traps and want to see the stars in their natural, super luxe habitat, we've compiled a list of celestial destinations that offer just that.

This isn't your typical list of A-list locations. We're delving into the underbelly of luxurious retreats - the ones celebrities frequent to get away from the glare of paparazzi lenses & everybody's phone cameras. So take your star chart, adjust your shades, and join us on an adventure that will be everything but average.

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Well well well.  We guess Europe is #HotBoySummer HQ in 2019. Shaquille O'Neal is the latest celeb to be spotted yachting around the coast and living his best life with a bae in tow.  Pics of Shaq flexing his boat diving skills and feeling all over his new mystery chick's booty inside.

Vacay after winning a championship is the wave.  Literally.  NBA MVP Kawhi Leonard is in Barbados living it up with his longtime girlfriend and their baby girl.  All the water tubing on the waves fun inside.

The City of Chicago gave Jussie Smollett a week to re-pay the $130K debt they claim he owes them for investigating his alleged hoax of a hate crime. Since he didn't pay up, they filed a civil suit that could unseal the records of his criminal case.

He's laughing it up on vacay in Hawaii though. Deets inside.

Aint nothing like stuntin' on the beach with your equally hot bae on a steamy beach vacation.  Karrueche Tran and Victor Cruz certainly ain't new to this or the first to do it, but sheesh.  If you said they invented the beach baecay...

The Carters hopped straight off their yacht off the Almalfi Coast and into Cleveland last night to kick off the U.S. leg of the OTR II tour.  Beyoncé's personal stash of family vacay pics have us realizing we're all just Blue, Sir & Rumi's peasants.  We'll take it.  Get into the fabulousness...